#jk he is very cute

[scarlct-vvitch]

things this cat (pesto) has done to cement his place as House Menace before all of u fall in love with him:

- shredded a bread package

- shredded my bagels

- ate a cupcake

- ate a piece of pizza

- ate a vacuum-sealed cookie

- ate a wasp

- ate TWO wasps

- knocked down a curtain rod

- tried to eat my fish

- tried to eat my roommate (aka his mother)

- kicked our other cat off all the other beds

- knocked over my plant shelf and got dirt everywhere

- pissed on my bed when we left him with a catsitter

- became a goddamn escape artist and ran out of the house

roommate took her indoor cat outside on a leash today and didnt take any pictures while he was out there but she did send me this after

[jimimn]

cutest birthday boy 🤍

[murk888]

BIG SHOT! BIG SHOT! BIG SHOT!

(i can't find any other words right now. no thoughts only big shot. he occupies my mind. lives there rent free. leaves no free space at all. the big shot is very big indeed)

[thatgoddamngingerundercut]

the duality of man

Memories 2016 - Blood Sweat & Tears MV Making Story cr. 0613data

[boxwinebaddie]

my time in kindergarten has cursed me with the knowledge that kyle is def the tiny 'erm, actually!' kid in big ass fishbowl glasses who tries to answer questions that i haven't even finished asking yet, is reading books at third grade reading level like 6 y/o megamind, all of which is Great except that little fkn einstein is constantly TRYING ME by attempting to undermine my authority by staging a literal Coup in my class over who should clean up the magnetiles and ‘start shit’ aka intense philosophical debates abt BLUEY during Quiet Time.

and conversely, stan is the kid who almost gets hit by a car during pick up trying to pick a fkn ROLLYPOLY out of the gd street, needs to be told 25/8 to stop playing in the planters/stop building complex worm terrariums out of sticks and mud everyday at recess, cries anytime i have to raise my voice above a whisper, is super adhd, gets extremely overstimulated by EVERYTHING, blurts Constantly abt things he did over the weekend and drew a...Very Frightening ‘my family portrait’ of his dad yelling, mom crying, sister in devil horns and him frowning...

...In Big, Blue, Lopsided Crayon.

[dangerous-advantage]

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[Image ID: A four-by-four alignment chart on a white background with text descriptions to the left and to the top of the squares.

The top left description reads, "seems like they'd be good at parenting." The top right description reads, "seems like they'd be bad at parenting."

Then, from the top down, to the left of the squares, the other set of descriptions reads: "excellent child rearing instincts," and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Each of the four squares contains an image of a different character. At the top left is an image of Lan Wangji of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the descriptors "seems like they'd be good at parenting," and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the top right square sits an image of Wei Wuxian, also of the Mo Dao Zu Shi donghua. He sits between the junction of "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "excellent child rearing instincts."

In the bottom left square is an image of Xie Lian from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the square with the captions, "seems like they'd be good at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life."

Finally, in the bottom left square, sits an image of Hua Cheng from the Tian Guan Ci Fu manhua. He occupies the junction between "seems like they'd be bad at parenting" and "never trust them with a child in your life". /End ID]

[nonokoko13]

Call me Mahoro because I also think her brother is hot af Btw the plot twist in this series is that Arajin is going take his crush last name but not because of her. Sorry for the spoilers peace and love in the planet Earth

And could somebody make this Marito teddy bear real? It's a basic and essential need atp

[probablycraze]

(Redraw pages) ⬆️ Erm did I just cuntify Oswald even more 😍❓

These are the original pages !

[bibleofficial]

on a date w a guy that has the same name as my brother & i’ve had the first (CONSENSUAL) drink since i detoxed in feb

[artbysarf]

Xander and Mikey in chapter 2 of “A Short Season” by @spectralsleuth​​ bc they’re so cute it pains me 

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

hate how im now at a point where im legit like kicking my legs and grinning like an idiot over fictional characters SEND HELP

[kankuroplease]

Mini riki

Madara’s POV feeding her

[yikes-ajax]

Been a bit since I posted but I want everyone to know I started crocheting and now my cat has a mat and she now sits exclusively on the mat. She also gained like a billion pounds but y'know how it goes

[boxwinebaddie]

i regret to inform y’all that if you thought jersey’s favorite movie was something deep and complex…it’s actually mamma mia and mamma mia two: here we go again

[meownotgood]

yoshida looked just like aki from behind in today's chapter. and out of curiosity, do you have any ships in csm besides you and aki

YEAH.... WITH THE SWORD HOLSTER.... can't tell if I think he's handsome or if I'm just having aki withdrawals

and honestly, I'm not really a ships kind of person so... akiangel is the only one I can think of... they are very important to me

[euphor1a]

Best 4 hours of my life, with the loml ♡