#- my uncle got arrested for dui and other stupidity because he got so upset about losing his car lot insurance that he drove off - | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

yikes-ajax · 7 months ago

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Been a bit since I posted but I want everyone to know I started crocheting and now my cat has a mat and she now sits exclusively on the mat. She also gained like a billion pounds but y'know how it goes

#free paw pics too yall are spoiled #anyway my only excuse for not posting is that i dont need an excuse #but i also have a second excuse you wanna hear it?#do you?#i bet you do but what if i didn't tell you?#what then?#JK HAHAH i love dumping all my bs in the tags so my excuse is called i have ocd and love video games #the minecraft to red dead redemption pipeline seems like a myth but i have learned it is very real #oh yeah my cousin also got in a car wreck after egging the local sheriff's daughters car and will never walk the same again and then -#- my uncle got arrested for dui and other stupidity because he got so upset about losing his car lot insurance that he drove off -#- into the woods where a shady cop was just... out there for some reason and because hes stupid he mouthed off to the cop #he then proceeded to ask to stay in jail because he had 3 different ex girlfriends trying to bail him out and could have fought outside #you cant make this shit up my family is wild #anyways thats where ive been (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)#animals #cats #petblr #cat life #cat lovers #catblr #cat #my cat #cat photos #sleepy cat #cat pics #pet cat #calico #calico cat #cute cats #cat pictures

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