#jiraiya oneshot

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Lesson #1

(Jiraiya & Naruto Uzumaki Smut)

[Artwork is not mine! Sadly, I don't know who to credit]

Requested by: @justanotherhqsimp

Word Count: 4,432

Warnings and/or Pre-Notes:

Three-Some (F/M/M)

Clit Stimulation

Titty Play

Hair Pulling

Oral (Female Receiving)

Fingering

There will be multiple parts :)

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"Sweetheart," Jiraiya's voice soothes, one of his large hands rubbing circles into my stomach as he tries to lull me. "Wake up, Sweet Thing," he continues to coo, his lips brushing against my neck.

     "I am awake," I grumble, turning my head to lean it against any part of him I can get. "You're home earlier than I thought you'd be."

     Jiraiya's hands cup my waist, gently sitting me upright. My arms slide around his neck, clinging to him as I bury my head in his hair. "And yet you look so sexy," he compliments, his fingertips skipping down to cling to the black lace that races across the top and bottom of my nightgown.

     I knew Jiraiya was going to be home sometime tonight and I wanted to make sure I looked pleasing to him. So, before bed, I slide into one of the silky nightgowns he keeps buying and insisting I wear for him.

     "I missed you," he mutters, fingertips clinging to my thighs, slowly tugging me down the bed. "I hate being away from you so long," he continues to murmur, gently sucking on a bit of my throat.

     "I missed you too," I breathe out, the feeling of his lips sliding across my neck already igniting the flame that's been ignored the whole time he was away. "I'm so happy to have you all to myself."

     "I know, Sweetheart," he hums, pulling himself off of me before plopping down on the edge of the bed. Jiraiya pats his leg, my body eagerly buzzing with the command. I obey the order, sliding into his lap. "But," he starts, picking me up to turn me around. My hands settle on his thighs, my back to his chest as I tip my head to the side. "Naruto is staying the night tonight," he tells me, soft fingertips sliding a few strands of hair off my neck, quickly replaced by his lips.

     "Why?" I utter, soaking in the soft kisses and the way his finger draws figure-eights on my inner thigh.

     My question is ignored, Jiraiya's focus on trailing his fingertip up my thigh and over to my panties. The soft touches feel both so good and so bad. I need his attention, my body melting into a puddle of arousal from the tiniest of touch and yet it's greedy too, needing so much more from him. The slow-drawn figure-eights and the barely present sucking of my neck aren’t enough. I need him to touch me more, to fill my quivering pussy, to make me cum. It's almost pitiful how badly I need him.

"He asked for help," Jiraiya finally answers, his touch freezing against me.

"Help him later. I need you," I wail, squirming, almost bucking my hips to press the pad of his finger against me again.

He rubs his nose against my neck, a few soft huffs pushing out of his nose and coating my skin; the usual sign that Jiraiya is thinking. "Sweetheart," he mutters, his focus back to drawing gentle loops against my clit. "Naruto asked for help from... well... you, sort of."

"From me?" I utter, my eyes falling closed as my head falls against his shoulder. I'm going to die if he keeps moving so slow, if he keeps touching me so lightly.

"Sort of," Jiraiya repeats, his kisses aimed in a neat line across my jaw. "He asked for help with sex and well, you are who I have sex with. You are the muse of my books, of the events in those books."

"I know, I know. You're not having sex with me now though," I whine, rocking my hips in hopes of getting even an ounce more of stimulation. "Jiraiya, fuck me."

He lets out a hissy breath, hips jerking up to press his growing hard-on against me. "Sweet Thing, I don't think you're getting what I'm trying to ask you," he mutters, his lips sliding backward to nibble on my ear. "Naruto asked me to teach him how sex works."

"Ya, ya, ya. I got that," I grumble, shooting my hand down to pay attention to myself since Jiraiya doesn't seem to want to. He snatches my wrist in his free hand, his thick fingers easily wrapping around it. "Come on," I groan, letting my head lull back and forth in disappointment. "I'm horny. I need more of you. Make me cum, fuck me, please? You've been gone forever."

"It was two weeks, Sweetheart, not forever," he chuckles, his chest vibrating against my back because of the noise. "So, what's your answer?" He asks, his touch freezing again, though this time it stops against me, adding a hint of pressure against my clit.

"My answer to what?" I whimper, failing to grind my hips against what little bit of him I have pressed against me.

     "Can I use you as a pretty example? To show Naruto how sex works?"

     "Yes, whatever you want, just touch me," I whine, a pitched moan ripping from my lungs when he starts his teasing again. Jiraiya's fingertip moves faster now, more pressure added to the circles. I wither in his lap, the constant electricity from my stimulation making my muscles tighten and jerk.

     "Naruto?" He calls, making my head snap toward him. Slowly, the conversation we had, what I agreed to, starts sliding into place, finally managing to push past the fog of lust that's been building up since Jiraiya has been away. I just agreed to let my husband's student watch us have sex.

My body heats up as the bedroom door gets pushed open, moving slowly as the blonde boy inches his way into the room. "Hello Jiraiya-Chan," he mutters, eyes on the ground and his cheeks coated in pink dust. "I appreciate you and Jiraiya helping me. I just..." his head snaps up, a nervous smile on his face as he looks at us. "I want to make sure I can make Hinata feel good before I ask her to marry me." That's almost sweet. Almost.

"Anytime," Jiraiya laughs, his arms tightening around my waist to tug me closer to himself. "Lesson one, The Joys of Boobs."

     "Jiraiya," I hiss, smacking his knee and sending him a pointed look.

    "What?" He giggles, feathering kisses across my neck. "Boobs are amazing. Your boobs are the best. Now, come here, Naruto," Jiraiya orders, his hands crawling across my body, focused on shifting me on his lap. He hooks my legs on either side of his, spreading my knees apart as he tugs my nightgown off.

     Naruto settles on the ground, two or three feet away from us. "Come on, that won't work, you got to be closer," Jiraiya mutters, waving his student toward us. The boy crawls forward a bit, still leaving plenty of room between us. "Here," his Sensei orders with a huff, pointing at the ground right in front of us.

     Slowly, Naruto does as ordered, inching forward again until his chest is almost pressed against Jiraiya's knees. The boy's eyes trail after my nightgown, watching it fall to the ground, his sight staying glued to it even after it hits the carpet.

     "Alright," Jiraiya booms, his big hands jumping up to cup my breasts. "The golden rule of sex is consent, obviously," he starts his lecture, Naruto's eyes now flickering between my clothing and us. "But the silver rule of sex is remembering every person is different. Just because my Sweetheart likes something doesn't mean Hinata likes it too. Just because I like something doesn't mean you'll like it, understand?"

     "Ya," the boy mutters, his eyes lagging on us a second longer between flickers.

     "Now, if you're with an experienced person - like my Sweet Thing and me - you can just ask what they like and they'll probably know. Now, with Hinata, I doubt she has a lot of, if any experience so you'll have to experiment. Are you paying attention? Pay attention."

     Naruto slowly drags his eyes away from the floor, settling them on us. He squirms in his spot, cheeks growing darker as he looks at us. "Sometimes it's tricky to figure out what a girl likes so don't be afraid to ask. Worse they can say is they didn't like it," Jiraiya carries on, his fingers starting to fondle my chest, softly squeezing at the flesh cupped in his hands. "My Sweetheart doesn't necessarily get pleasure from an action like this but she doesn't necessarily not get pleasure, does that make sense?"

     The boy thinks for a moment, head tilted as he watches his Sensei's hands. "Like it feels good but it doesn't help her... um... prepare."

     "It doesn't exactly get her wet, no. But it does send signals to tell her body that sexual activities might happen," Jiraiya rattles on, squeezing my breasts a couple of times; a titty guy as much as ever. "But I enjoy doing it. My Sweetheart's chest is soft and always so warm. Come, try."

Naruto glances at me, uncertainty soaked in his face as he leans closer. Jiraiya's hands fall away, settling on my stomach to rub across me. His head tips down, pressing kisses into my bare shoulders as his eyes trail over his student, ready to intervene at the slightest hint of pain or discomfort. The gentle kisses eat away at the anxieties and embarrassment brewing in my chest.

The boy carefully rests his hands on my breast, eyes falling to watch his fingers. "What do I do? Just squeeze them?"

"If you want," my husband mutters, his eyes flicking toward me before setting on his student again. "Squeeze gently though. My Sweet Thing can take a lot but it can still hurt if you grab too roughly."

"Right," Naruto mutters, softly squeezing my chest. His fingers flex against me, testing different grips, each followed by a glance up to make sure he didn't hurt me. After a few tries, he calms down, moving my breasts around to toy with them. An amused smile rests on his lips as he spreads them apart and then squishes them together, routinely squeezing them after every movement.

"Hey," I softly moan when Naruto moves his hands, his palms sliding against my nipples.

"I'm sorry," he races out, his hands freezing against me.

     Jiraiya chuckles, shoving off one of Naruto's hands. "You don't need to apologize. That was a good sound. I promise if my Sweet Thing didn't like it, she'd let you know," he tells the boy, his hand busy catching my nipple between his fingers. "The actual boob of a woman might not be super sensitive but their nipples are. If you play with them it makes them feel good. My Sweetheart prefers my mouth to my hands but I'm not in the position to do that, am I, Sweet Thing?"

     He nudges me, pulling me out of the storm made of his fingertips rolling my nipple and the swimming need for attention between my legs. "Your mouth?" Naruto asks, eyes glued to his Sensei's hand, trying to mimic the toying I'm receiving. "Like you just... just suck on it?" Jiraiya hums a yes, dropping his touch away from me again to let his student do as he pleases. 

     Naruto's jaw clicks open, his mouth wide as he leans forward. "No teeth," I hiss, poking his forehead to push him back an inch or two.

     "No teeth," he repeats, closing his mouth a bit as he continues moving forward. His lips wrap around the boob my husband was just playing with, his curious tongue twirling over my nipple.

     My hands shoot down, gripping the every which way ends of Naruto's blonde hair, using it to tug him forward. A few noises spill from the boy as he tumbles forward, his hands landing on my thighs to steady himself. "Careful," Jiraiya warns, his big hands wrapping around my wrists again, trying to shake my hands into letting go. "My Sweetheart tends to pull hair, especially when you're going down on her."

     "She's fine," Naruto mutters, eyes rolling across my breast, looking over the work he did. He stares for a second before switching his mouth and hand placement.

     My husband lets out an airy chuckle, letting go of my wrists to drop his hands down. His fingertips slide down my stomach before crossing over the bend of my panties, back to drawing swirls against my panties right over my clit. "Damn it, Jiraiya," I whine, squirming in his lap again. "I need you."

     "Patience, Sweet Thing. Naruto is learning. If I do it all he won't learn anything." I whine some more, yanking on the strands wrapped around my fingers. I want Jiraiya sucking on my breasts, I want his tongue toying with my nipple, and I want his hand groping my boob. He knows how I like it and he does it so well. Naruto hasn't a clue in the world how to get me off. "If you use your words he'll be able to do it right," my husband mutters, his reading of my reaction as on point as ever.

     "You're doing it wrong," I whine, tugging Naruto off of me. Concern flashes across his face, quickly smashed by his Sensei.

     "You're not doing it wrong, it's just not how she likes it," Jiraiya corrects, softly cooing at his student. "My Sweetheart likes her nipples pinched, not tugged on. She also likes it when you flick your tongue, like this," he says, sticking his tongue out to show the motion. "Try again."

     "Okay," Naruto mutters, glancing between my boobs for a second before diving back in.

     "Damn it," I whine when the boy falls in line, doing as ordered by his Sensei. "Damn it, damn it, damn it," I mumble on repeat, tugging Naruto closer to my chest. "Jiraiya?"

"Okay, Sweetheart, I'll give you what you want," he murmurs, pushing his student off of me. Naruto moves backward, wiping at his mouth dripping with saliva. "Lesson two, The Magic of Fingers."

"Jiraiya," I start to hiss, his name soon coming out as a moan when he presses against my clit more.

"While poking around the intimate parts of a woman it's important that you're nails are kept short and that your hands are clean," he starts explaining, shifting me off his lap to set me back on the bed. "Now, go wash your hands because you're not touching my Sweet Thing unless I'm sure your hands are clean," Jiraiya orders, waving his student toward the bathroom connected to our bedroom.

Naruto looks confused but does as told, climbing to his feet and sliding into the bathroom.

"Are you doing okay, Sweetheart?" Jiraiya asks, a hand rubbing at my stomach again as he slides off the bed, situating himself on his knees between my thighs.

"There should have been more of a discussion before you invited your student into our bedroom but ya, I'm doing okay."

He hums, painting kisses across my inner thighs, his free hand busy tugging my panties down my legs. "If you want to stop, we can stop. If I say something you don't want to do, we won't do it. Just say the word, Sweet Thing."

"I know," I exhale, the slow teasing building up with every kiss brushed against my skin. I hang my legs over Jiraiya's shoulders, scooting down the bed to get closer to his face.

He laughs at my actions, his breath coating my pussy because of the sound. "Alright, Sweetheart," he murmurs, nuzzling my thigh for a second before he dives in. Jiraiya's tongue slithers through me, lapping at my clit before dropping down to poke at me.

"Fuck," I whimper, hands jerking down to wrap his fluffy white hair around my fingertips. My hips work with his tongue, grinding in tone with it to start pulling out the orgasm I've been craving for past couple of weeks. "Please?" I continue to whine, arching my back as the finish line slowly approaches.

He complies with my pleas, his focus back to my clit. His lips gently suck on me, tongue picking up the figure-eights his fingertips abounded. "Dear Lord," I hiss, yanking on his hair as if I could pull him closer to me. "Damn, Jiraiya, oh God." Words spill out of me, barely registering before they're pushed past my lips.

     His arms wrap around my knees, keeping me cemented to the bed as I spill onto his tongue. Jiraiya is quite eager with my finish, happily licking away at the mess he caused before it can drip onto the bedsheets. "As beautiful as ever, Sweet Thing," he coos, plopping a kiss on my abdomen as he pulls away.

"That's what a girl looks like when she... uh... climaxes?" Naruto's voice cuts through the room, tugging our attention toward him.

A blush coats my face as a grin coats Jiraiya's. "It's what my Sweetheart looks like, ya. Gorgeous, isn't it?"

     Stars hang in Naruto's eyes as he looks over me, an airy smile on his face. "Do you think Hinata will look prettier than that if I make her finish?"

     "No," Jiraiya deadpans, his lips busy peppering kisses across my shaky legs. "There isn't a girl in the world more beautiful than my Sweet Little Thing."

     "I beg to differ," Naruto grumbles, his eyebrows pushed together as his shallow anger is pointed at his Sensei.

     "Then beg." Shivers slide up my spine at Jiraiya's tone, my pussy tingling with the want for a second orgasm. "If you don't think your wife is the most beautiful woman in the world, you shouldn't be married to her."

     "Oh," his student squeaks out, his attitude shifting with his Sensei's indirect praise to me. "That makes sense. How'd you make your wife do that? Squirm around like that and squeal how she did?"

     Jiraiya's guard drops back down with the question, his passionate need to make me feel like the most beautiful person in the world simmering on the back burner again. "That's lesson three, let's focus on one lesson at a time. Come here."

     Naruto shoots forward, settling on the floor next to his Sensei like an eager puppy ready to learn a new trick. My husband shifts, dropping his hold on my legs before spreading them further apart, making room for both of them between my knees.

     "Alright, this is a pussy," Jiraiya starts, making me squirm as both men look over me. His fingertips slide through me, spreading my cunt open. "This," he mutters, a fingertip circling my clit. "Is my Sweetheart's clit. That's where a woman is most sensitive." His fingertip skips down, sliding into me just a knuckle to curling and rubbing against the entrance of my pussy. "This is her vaginal opening. It's where your dick goes. Are you following so far?"

     "I think so," his student mutters, heating my face even more. It's just anatomy, I don't know why it's so embarrassing. "Clit at the top, most sensitive, and opening at the bottom where the actual sex happens."

     Jiraiya's head tilts, lying against my thigh as he hums in approval. "Fingering is a way to prep your partner before having intercourse. It's not necessarily needed but still enjoyed. Usually, as long as your partner is wet, she'll be fine. Foreplay is important to make sure your partner is prepared."

     "Foreplay, important, got it."

     "Alright," Jiraiya murmurs, pulling his touch away from me. "Fingering is... well, intercourse with your fingers instead of your penis, I guess. Go at it, kid. Slow and careful though, until you figure out what my Sweet Thing likes and can take."

     Naruto nods, his focus still on my pussy for a second before he moves closer. "I just... push my finger in?"

     "Ah... ya, but that's because I already prepped her," my husband mutters, his main focus being on brushing kisses against my thigh. "Usually you should toy with a girl’s clit for a bit before so she's wet enough to handle a fingering."

     "Noted," his student mutters, carefully pushing his finger into me. Naruto's fingers are shorter and slimmer than Jiraiya’s, a difference I haven't felt since our commitment to each other. "Now what do I do?"

     "You can curl your fingers or thrust them in and out of her or both. Whatever you feel like, though my Sweetheart likes a mix of the two."

     "Fingers?"

     "I usually use two. Some people use one, some use three. I think two is the best but each to their own."

"Okay," Naruto mutters, tugging his finger out before thrusting two fingers back into me. "So, just like this?" He murmurs, thrusting his fingertips in and out of me again.

Jiraiya hums a yes, softly sucking on a chunk of my skin. "If you use your thumb to rub her clit it'll help push her to orgasm quicker." My hips jerk when the boy follows the order, the heat coating my skin quickly becoming a mix of arousal and embarrassment. Why did I agree to this? Let the boy stumble over his feet as he figures it out like everyone else.

Tingles start to stir from Naruto's curious thrusts, the unsure circles brushing against my clit and Jiraiya's mouth sucking bruises into my thigh. When the boy curls his fingers, my hips jerk a tad. "Oh, she... she did the withering thing."

"Pay attention," Jiraiya chuckles, his eyes glancing up at me. "You'll want to know where you curled in case you hit her g-spot."

"What's a g-spot?" Naruto asks, his thrusts picking up speed as his comfort level grows.

"It's another sensitive spot but inside a woman instead of outside like their clit."

"How will I know I hit it?"

"You'll know. I promise you, you'll know."

Both men fall quiet, Jiraiya's main focus back to marking my skin. Naruto's eyes stay locked on my pussy, his fingers continually thrusting in and out of me at a pace he's comfortable with. Every few thrusts, he curls his fingers, eyes flicking up at me to see my reaction. My attention is on trying not to jerk or squish the men with my thighs as they toy with me.

Naruto thrusts his fingers into me again, paired with a curl this time. "Holy," I moan, hips jerking and back arching upward. "There you go, Chibi-Chan."

"Right there?" He asks, head popping up to look at me. A toothy grin is painted on his face, filled with pride for himself. "I found your special spot?"

"Ya. Ya, ya, ya," I ramble, taking grip of his hair again. "Keep moving your fingers," I order, grinding against his stalled fingers.

"Oh, right. Sorry Jiraiya-Chan," he mutters, moving his fingers again. Naruto's movements are slow again, uneasy from my hips trying to move in tune with his fingertips. He did listen though, curling his fingers in the same spot every two or three thrusts.

"Come on," I whine, yanking on the strands of blonde hair trapped in my grasp. "Move your fingers faster."

"Sorry," he whispers again, doing as told.

"Just curl them," Jiraiya orders, gripping Naruto's wrist to stop him from tugging his fingers out of me again. "Focus on curling them against her g-spot and adding more pressure to her clit."

"Right," Naruto mutters, being as obedient as ever. His fingers constantly curl against me, adding more pressure to the circles he's rubbing against my clit.

     My back arches with every tick forward, moans, groans, and calls for my husband spill out faster than my breaths. "Pretty please?" I wail, trying - and failing, to bring my knees together.

     "Should I stop - "

     "No, no, no, no, no," I cry out, cutting off Naruto's question as I thrust my hips down, the possibility of my orgasm being lost swimming around my mind. "Don't you dare, you hear me? Don't you dare."

     Jiraiya softly chuckles again, his warm breath rolling of over spit coating my thigh. "Just keep doing what you're doing. When a woman is close to finishing the easiest way to mess it up is by changing stuff. Always keep doing the exact same thing if they're close to cumming."

     "Noted," Naruto whispers, keeping the sloppy but effective rhythm of curls and circles.

     "Jiraiya," I whine, the knot in my stomach loosening as a mess spills out of me again, coating the bedsheets and my thighs.

     "Wow," the boy mutters, his eyes burning into my cunt as his fingers keep working against me. "She just... it just... spilled out."

     His Sensei snatched his wrist, tugging his touch away from me. "She came, yes," Jiraiya mumbles, shouldering Naruto out from between my thighs. His lips are back to coating me in delicate kisses, helping me wind down from the feeling. "If you keep going once a girl is done cumming they can get overstimulated. Some girls like it, my Sweet Thing doesn't."

     "Oh, I'm sorry."

     "You're fine," I mutter, my hands wandering around to find a strand of Jiraiya's hair to latch on to. "I'm not overstimulated, just a bit tired."

     "Just like sex, different people need different things to wind down, also known as aftercare. Aftercare is the second most important part of sex, right after consent, at least in my ranking. Some people need it at different parts of sex. My Sweetheart needs it after every orgasm - "

     "No, I don't."

     "I like to give it to my Sweetheart after every orgasm," Jiraiya corrects, a rougher kiss slammed to my legs in a playful but petty get-back. "I need it when we're completely done with a round. Feeling my Sweet Thing on my chest and having her play with my hair is what I need. She, on the other hand, needs to be littered with kisses and reminded I find her beautiful."

     "So... just cuddling and stuff? Why's that so important?" Naruto asks, placing unsure kisses across the top of my thigh.

     "Aftercare gives you guys a chance to talk about what you liked and didn't like. It's also a way to reset and acknowledge the emotions and feelings of - or lack of - safety between the two of you. It's just a healthy way to reconnect with your partner."

     "Oh, okay," the boy murmurs, his kisses growing more confident with each one he lays against my skin. "Did you feel safe, Jiraiya-Chan?"

     "Yes, I felt safe with you."

     "Oh, good. I think you looked pretty when you were cumming. It's one of the prettiest things I've ever seen," Naruto rambles in between kisses.

     "Thank you," I giggle, twirling some of Jiraiya's hair around my finger.

     "Alright, what's my next lesson, Sensei?"

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Jiraiya is knows he's the devil when it comes to pleasure. | Jiraiya × fem!reader

Jiraiya × reader NSFW

Contents: Older guy x younger fem, female recieving oral, implied forseen actions

Thinking about Jiraiya's experience <3 knowing how to listen for every sign, knowing how to please every sensitive spot, passionately eating you out because he adores you, all this half-assed porn actions in the past making for the best full-energy lover in bed, when hes actually committed to your pleasure. He knows every trick to the female body. "Don't you love when I flick my tongue like this?" he said as he's skillfully eating you out, smirking eyes looking right into your hazed ones. His voice smooth, vibrations like a kiss to your arousal. "Oh I know, baby" Jiraiya coos as you explain that he hit your good spot. He's memorized it, going right there when he gets to finger you, and bringing it out in the middle of making sweet love to you. This wasn't a hook-up, this wasn't pure lust like the other women, quick, easy stress relievers and toys to play with. With you, though, he wasn't just getting to fuck someone. He was making art with your body, pouring his passion and love for your body and soul into action. He wanted to show you his adoration of you, prove it fully. You cum on his tongue, coming down perfectly from your high. He knew exactly how to pleasure you through it without overstimulating you. He kissed his way back up to your chest, shifting attention to your chest, knowing how good you told him it feels. You were in for a long night; he could probably make you cum 6 times without even taking his pants off.

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Jiraiya x fem reader!

Got inspired by this picture down here and the kiss from the spiderman movies hehe~ enjoy!

You were in your office working on the paperwork that Tsunade left you, and since she was with Shizune, she left you all her backlog.

"I'm so tired..."

You said yawning, you hadn’t slept for several hours, and it showed since you had dark circles on your face, you stretched out for a second, completely exhausted.

"Hey gorgeous"

A voice said behind you, recognizing it, you turned around and then founded your beloved upside down from the window.

"Jiraiya?"

You went to open the window with a confused look.

"What are you doing here?"

"I thought I’d come visit my beautiful lady"

He said giving you flowers, smiling warmly.

"Oh Jiraiya..."

You took them happily and smelled them.

"They are beautiful"

"Just like you"

At his comment you blushed hiding yourself with your bouquet.

"You can be incredibly romantic when you want uh?"

You said giggling.

"Don’t I deserve a thank-you kiss?"

He asked you with that smirk you loved so much

"Mmm... maybe..."

You pretended to think about it, making Jiraiya laugh.

"Then I’ll go now, I see you’ve got a lot to do and I don’t want to-"

Before Jiraiya could have finished his sentence, you threw yourself on his lips, kissing him passionately while he was still upside down.

When you breaked this kiss, Jiraiya was pleasantly surprised.

"Well... I think I’ll have to bring you flowers more often."

You smiled.

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becoming the memory✨💖 by iinsomniatic(Time travel fix it, Jiraiya raises naruto) Out of options and about to die, Jiraiya writes a seal he’s sure isn’t going to work anyway. Then he wakes up, and damn it all, it’s October 10th. [ONGOING] From me to you: Unsent letters ✨✨by Lady_Ye(oneshot, suicide note)This made me cry so hard!! [COMPLETED]

Naruto Uzumaki x Sakura Haruno

Artistic purpose ✨by StormyInk (one shot, fluff) sai gets his new inspiration of drawing from his friends with which he also sets something off!! [COMPLETED] Just like me by bendingwing (oneshot, fluff)The beginnings of narusaku [COMPLETED] The Children of Omelas byFangirlJo (oneshot, Utopia, Dystopia, inspired by the one who walks away from omelas)She was 8 when she noticed the blonde boy in ragged clothing with bruises, sores and cuts all over him. She doesn't think the adults ever noticed him despite his bizarre looks, but she did.[COMPLETED] Date Night by TwinEnigma(oneshot Wingman sasuke, funny)In which Sasuke tries to do something nice for Naruto and Sakura's first anniversary. Hilarity ensues. [COMPLETED] Of pink and orange by FairyLetters (oneshot, reader is a spectator, fluff and angst)You watch as Sakura Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki come to an understanding that Sasuke Uchiha has left again.[COMPLETED] What now? by Kameodash(oneshot, after war)Naruto and Sakura try to cope with the trauma of the war together.[COMPLETED] Leaving You by THE_MAN42(oneshot, Love confession ,Sad ending)Naruto dies in her arms.[COMPLETED] Shinachiku and the Multiverse of...Wait There's a Multiverse?! by DuchessofChaos (time travel,falling in love) shinachiku travels to a world where his parents don't exist[ONGOING] Open Hearts by gabriella0807(post war,fluff)After the war there is a lot of work left to be done and many problems to be solved in the Shinobi world, while our heroes need to heal and move forward with their lives. [COMPLETED] Baby its you ✨by Behla(fake dating, friends to lovers, crush's wedding, single bed) Haruno Sakura finds herself in desperate need of a date for the wedding of a man she's been pining after for over eight years, in order to convince him and his bride that she's getting over him.[ONGOING]

Nara shikamaru x Ino Yamanaka

Red Ribbon by amuk(one shot,humour, friendship)They made a promise and Ino spent three years searching for Shikamaru to keep that promise. Time changes everyone, though, and Shikamaru looks cozy with his coworker, Temari. Some promises can't be kept. [COMPLETED]

In the forest 💖💖💖✨by SenkaHitomi(LadyTegan) - (post war, mission gone wrong, slow burn) shikamaru returns in catatonic state from a mission and ino must go into the labyrinth of his mind to bring shikamru back! [COMPLETED]

Its her again... ✨✨by atmymercy (Highschool au, pinning) Ino gets jealous of the girl who sits beside shika on his train and this leads to a whirlwind confrontation of her feelings..[COMPLETED]

Uchiha sasuke x sakura Haruno

Before the storm ✨by crissy_writes_garbage(Time travel to past, pregnant sakura)Sakura is pregnant and lost, a combination that leads to more trouble than necessary. Specially when you're lost in the past. [COMPLETED]

Gaara x Sakura Haruno

words that tie, ties that bind by Binxxx(soulmates, angst,SHUKAKU THE THERAPIST)During the chaos of the Chunin Exams, Sakura discovers who her soulmate is. [ONGOING] The four heavenly treasures by IRinna(arranged marriage, politics, friends-to-lovers)Princess Sakura of the Land of Fire is offered in a political alliance to the Land of Wind to help survive the incoming war. There she meets Gaara, leader of Wind and one of the champions of the Four Heavenly Treasures. [COMPLETED]

Uchiha Madara x Sakura Haruno

The Black bull by Vesperchan (oneshot, beauty and the beast elements)Based on the classic Scottish fairytale The Black Bull of Norroway.[COMPLETED]

Itachi Uchia(xf!reader)

Ikigai ✨by MissWriter97(arranged marriage, senju reader, alternate au) Uchiha Itachi gets married to the women he does not love to prevent the massacre! This is a lovely fic...[ONGOING]

Senju Tobirama(xf!reader)

A Step in Time by MizzGinger (senju tobirama x Princess! reader ,arrange marriage, time travel, second chances) This is and alternate au story with a lot of war time drama going on!! It has a brilliant set up!![ONGOING]

The Home I crave✨✨ by cafeinthemoon93( arranged marriage, angst, slowburn, enemies-to-friends-to-lovers )I really loved this fics, the detailing and pacing were chef's kiss!![HIATUS]

Some other pairing stories

Iruka x reader

Growing along the line✨✨💖 by FreakyPseudWriter(fake dating, strangers-to-friends-to-lovers, fluff)After a really bad day at your workplace you meet Umino Iruka, who quickly makes you open up to him. But you certainly didn't expect him to suddenly claim you two were romantically involved! [COMPLETED]

Sasori x Sakura Haruno

Bait and Hitch✨✨ by Aelynthi (fake dating, coworkers, crush's wedding)When Haruno Sakura finds out Sasuke is engaged, she does the only thing she knows to do in order to save her pride—she lies.[ONGOING]

[lexsssu]

Again (Uchiha Sasuke)

TAGS: Sasuke/F!reader, yandere, obsession, dirty thoughts, breeding kink, oneshot Ao3 ver. | Ko-fi | Commissions (OPEN)

“Kaa-chan told me to remind you to eat and to give you this! She said it’s your favorite.”

Gingerly taking the bento being offered to him, something flickered within Sasuke’s lone visible eye which disappeared almost as soon as it appeared. Even without opening it, he was already sure of its contents. 

You were the one who made it after all.

“Please give her my thanks when you get home. I’ll drop this off myself once I’ve cleaned it,” the Uchiha makes sure to use his left hand as he receives the lunch box, a small shiver running down his spine as a brief image of you happily preparing this meal for him appears in his mind’s eye.

“Will do, Oji-san! And thank you again for today’s training session. Please come visit us at home whenever you can. Kaa-san always looks forward to your visits. She always says you don’t visit enough,” Shinachiku’s soft laughter reminds Sasuke of how much he takes after you than Naruto.

From the shade of green in his eyes, to the way his smiles aren’t as blinding as Naruto’s and yet exudes the same strength and softness yours does. Shinachiku Uzumaki is his father’s son, but no one can ever deny that he is also his mother’s child.

He could’ve been your child.

All of them could have been yours.

If only you hadn’t been so weak.

If you simply had the power…then perhaps she’d have been yours.

Not Naruto’s…YOURS!!!

When both he and the young genin separate for the night, him to his lively home filled with the happiness and laughter of family, Sasuke on the other hand retreats to the lonely Uchiha compound. He is all too used to the dreary atmosphere of the place he once called home, his steps never faltering as he entered the main house’s kitchen and sat himself at the dining table.

Inside the 3-layer bento were several onigiri with various fillings, namely umeboshi, salmon, and bonito flakes. A tomato salad that definitely was one of your own homegrown ones (because he has never seen, smelled, and tasted any tomatoes more delicious than yours). The tomato soup was still warm and felt even warmer as he ate it as slowly as he could, savoring the myriad of flavors contained in such a seemingly simple dish. 

Though he wasn’t fond of sweets, the avenger couldn’t ignore the slice of strawberry shortcake you packed for him. The first bite of cake reminded him of the sweetness of the youth he spent with you despite his hyperfixation on killing his own brother at the time.

If he’d known the truth that early on then perhaps he wouldn’t have wasted all his time chasing after Itachi.

Naruto wouldn’t have had the chance to take you for himself if Sasuke understood that you were worth much more than his misguided revenge. 

Even though Naruto left for training with Jiraiya, the blonde was more than happy to regale him with tales of how the two of you would do your best to send each other letters despite how they constantly went from place to place. Somehow, you always found yourself to him, and he to you.

It made Sasuke sick.

Don’t even get him started on all the flies that buzzed around you while he and Naruto were gone.

Despite most of the original rookies having settled down, the Uchiha was very much aware of how these same men gravitate towards you before Naruto went and made his formal claim. 

That know-it-all Nara, the arrogant Hyuga, even Gaara of the Sand were almost always seen around you.

Hell, even that damned swordsman from Kiri who’s now currently its Mizukage was too close to you. Don’t even get him started on Haku who’d more or less become your guard dog ever since you saved both him and Zabuza all those years ago during that mission in Wave. 

As much as he despised their attentions on you, he knew deep inside of him that all of them saw the very same thing in you that drew them all in like moths to a flame. 

And he HATED it.

Hated that they all coveted you when none of them deserved to have you.

Sasuke’s last thought as he closed his eyes was that of you.

Always YOU.

The Sakura blooms you gifted him smelled so nice…It was a good thing he placed them on his bedside table, because he could close his eyes and pretend that it is the scent of your hair. 

He could pretend that it is his hands that run across the soft pink strands as you sleep.

He could pretend that he is the one who feasts upon your delicious cunt each night. His cock forcing your soft and pliant walls open again and again as your nails drag across his back, leaving angry red lines that serve as proof of how much he pleasured you. That it is his potent seed that fills your womb to the brim, globs of semen dripping from your pussy as he makes sure to pour loads and loads of his love within you.

Wouldn’t that be perfect?

Not only will he revive the Uchiha clan, but knowing that you carried his seed and nurtured them within you…he could burst from happiness just from the mere thought of it.

Sasuke falls into a deep sleep, soothed by the images of a reality that could have been.

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“Even though Sensei told us not to have breakfast, I still think the last thing we should do is train on an empty stomach. So I made us all some breakfast and even lunch!” 

Sasuke is once again presented with a bento filled with onigiri, but this time the hands holding onto the container were more slender as slim digits softly yet firmly gripped the lunch box. 

“I’m not sure which filling you prefer, but I have different fillings with me so you can choose which one you like best,” ever the thoughtful person you were, you selflessly offered the last Uchiha the food despite how antisocial he’d been towards you despite the time you’d spend together as classmates at the academy.

In his first life, Sasuke simply scoffed at your attempts of kindness towards him. Batting you off at every opportunity as he believed himself above such camaraderie when his only goal in life was to enact his revenge.

Not anymore.

Without saying anything, the raven-haired preteen grabbed the Okaka rice ball just before Naruto could take it.

“Hey, what’s the big idea, teme?! I was gonna get that one!”

“...Tch. Then you should’ve been quicker, dobe.”

“Why you little…!”

The sound of your tinkling laughter and Naruto’s disgruntled mumbling was music to his Sasuke’s ears.

He may have managed to get you the first time around, but not this time.

Uchiha Sasuke didn’t know who or what had flung him back into the past, but Indra knows he won’t ever make the same mistakes he did before.

[kakashixhatakesxwhore]

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Total works: 32

Last updated: 17.11.24

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Group Ventures

Headcanons

Love Language Headcanons - Iruka, Kakashi, Itachi, Hashirama, Madara

How They Sleep Headcanons - Iruka, Kakashi, Itachi, Shikamaru, Sasuke

Husband Headcanons 1 - Iruka, Kakashi, Itachi, Jiraiya, Obito

Husband Headcanons 2 - Sasuke, Suigetsu, Shikamaru, Neji, Naruto

How They React To A Dream About Their S/O Dying - Iruka, Kakashi, Itachi, Shikamaru, Sai

Albums I Think They Would FW 1 - Iruka, Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke, Naruto, Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, Shikamaru

Albums I Think They Would FW 2 - Choji, Kiba, Shino, Sai, Neji, Lee, Kankuro, Gaara, Shisui, Gai, Asuma, Yamato, Jiraiya

Random Kinks They Deffo Have - Iruka, Kakashi, Itachi, Sasuke, Shikamaru

Sex Tier List - Konoha 11 + Sand Siblings + Sasuke

Kissing Tier List - Konoha 11

Drabbles

Seeking Peace - NotSpecified!Male x GN!Reader

Character Specific

Shikamaru

Smoking With Shikamaru (Clean) - Shikamaru - headcanons

Smoking With Shikamaru (Dirty) - Shikamaru - headcanons

An Extended Sesh - Shikamaru x F!Reader - fluff oneshot

Joint Reverie - Shikamaru x F!Reader - smut oneshot

450 Autumn Avenue - roommate!Shikamaru x F!Reader - something that I love

Semper Amare Et In Perpetuum - Shikamaru x GN!Reader - fluff oneshot

Kakashi

could you imagine...? - Kakashi x GN!Reader - fluff drabble

secretadmirer!kakashi - Kakashi x GN!Reader - fluff drabble

Chocolate-Covered Confessions - Kakashi x F!Reader - fluff oneshot

A Chilly Trip to The Sugar Dealer - Kakashi x F!Reader - smut oneshot

The Cardigan - Kakashi x F!Reader - fluff oneshot

Alone - Kakashi x F!Reader - angsty-fluffy oneshot

Poor Communication - fwb!Kakashi x F!Reader x Iruka - angst oneshot

Such Effort - Kakashi x F!Reader - completed series

Take Me In Your Arms - Kakashi x F!Inuzuka!Reader x Itachi - WIP series (posted to Wattpad unless otherwise requested)

Itachi

Thank You - Itachi x F!Reader - fluff oneshot

A Dream From Another Universe - Itachi x F!Reader - bittersweet fluff oneshot

Loving From Afar - Itachi x F!Reader x Shisui - WIP

Take Me In Your Arms - Itachi x F!Inuzuka!Reader x Kakashi - WIP series (posted to Wattpad unless otherwise requested)

Shisui

Closing Time - Shisui x GN!Reader - fluff oneshot

Loving From Afar - Shisui x F!Reader x Itachi - WIP

Shino

The Art of Mutual Growth (pt. 1) - Shino x F!Reader - fluff oneshot

The Art of Mutual Pleasure (pt. 2) - Shino x F!Reader - smut oneshot

Iruka

The Sound of Gladness - Iruka x GN!Reader - fluff oneshot (with level 1 smut)

Poor Communication - Iruka x F!Reader x fwb!Reader - fluff oneshot (if you stop halfway through)

[srs-deep-dives]

Minato & Kushina: A "Deep Dive" Analysis (Section A, Part III)

Today we will conclude Section A on Minato and Kushina as each other's anchors. (Parts I and II here.)

Picking up where we left off in Gaiden, we have Kushina’s coming-to…

…and the climaxing showdown with Kurama.

(Section A) III. Minato and Kushina as unified anchors

Now it must be emphasized that, as the manga has shown all along, Minato and Kushina rival Kurama together. There is no ‘Minato fights Kurama’ or ‘Minato wins ‘with Kushina’s help,’ as many fans have misread. The two are a duo, a uniform team; two equal halves of ONE. And ONLY against these two equal halves of one TOGETHER is Kurama overcome. That is how it is here. That is how it is the night they save the village. And that is how it is with Kurama’s redemption (the baby born of their love, half-Minato-half-Kushina, fulfilling their legacy).

To make this abundantly clear, Kishimoto filled the oneshot with notes to Kushina’s prowess. So let us consider the showdown within its proper context.

The chapter opens with Iwa’s two jinchūriki saying to an outmatched Team Jiraiya, “If you really wanna fight us you better bring Nine Tails’ jinchūriki.” Their use of Bijū Bombs tells us they would be rivaled by Kurama’s power. And it tells us Minato is no match for Son and Kokuō’s, who, put together, are weaker than Kurama by himself. Thus Minato by himself (let alone with a Sannin) cannot match two Bombs weaker than one from Kurama. “...you better bring Nine Tails’ jinchūriki.” The very opening line foreshadows Minato and Kushina fighting together.

A few pages later, Kushina meets her keepers, saying she has “sealing jutsu training with Namikaze Minato.” The next page reveals she is teaching Minato Uzumaki fūinjutsu. When Minato augments her seal in his own style, he is adding to and enhancing a jutsu he learned from Kushina. “I promise to go all out again today!” (Kushina has been giving these lessons her all and Minato has more than kept up.) “You pick up things real quick, Minato. And there are still tons of Uzumaki clan sealing jutsu WE haven’t covered yet, so...” (They have been doing this together for quite a while.)

Skipping forward (in flashback), Mito remarks that Kushina has “much more lustrous hair” (strength) than her – i.e. Kushina will surpass the woman who sealed the full Nine Tails inside of herself. This flashbacks takes place a few years ago. And we have seen a 24-year-old Kushina give birth, have Kurama extracted, subdue him while at death’s door, and offer to fully seal him back and drag him with her into death all within the same hour. At death’s door. Are we for a moment to assume she didn’t have even a portion of this power as a teenager? Why is this emphasis of Kushina surpassing Mito important? Because it is a mirror parallel: Minato has “a most powerful shinobi ranking alongside First Hokage Hashirama;” Kushina is “a strong child” with “much more lustrous hair than [First Hokage Hashirama’s wife Uzumaki Mito].”

While Minato is creating the Rasengan, Kushina with implied ease binds her ANBU guards (two of the top jōnin in the village) with both unable to break free. One thinks to himself how her binding power is getting stronger with age – implying that it may not be the first time she has done this.

The jutsu common to dying-Kushina, the ANBU-binding, and the present fight against Kurama is her Adamantine Sealing Chains. What do these Chains seal? Chakra. What is Nine Tails? A breathing mass of chakra. Where is she currently sealing him? Inside the seal binding him inside her. He is not at his full fighting capacity.

So we are inside Kushina’s seal by which Kurama is already bound. He has struck and stabbed Minato (we’ll get to Minato’s nerfing in a moment) and is wrestling Kushina for control – i.e. Minato and Kushina are also not at their full fighting capacity. Kurama is forming a Bijū Bomb in his (breaking) binds while Kushina is further binding him with her Chains. Our weakened Minato uses Rasengan against Kurama’s weakened Bijū Bomb and manages to match it enough to fix Kushina’s seal in a double knockout.

Minato is seriously underrated. But let us not forget: so is Kushina. And it is their combined, two-halves-as-one power that defeats Kurama. Just like their final fight which saves Konoha.

Now onto Minato’s nerfing. Kushina is knocked down and he is stabbed in her seven-tailed bijūfication. Kushina screams for him to leave her and save himself, but he refuses. If this isn’t a display of utter, unwavering devotion I don’t know what is. With a literal hole through his stomach, Minato tells her that he will never leave her.

But let us backtrack even further. First, Minato has been training all day. Since he returned from the battlefield. Creating his A-rank jutsu. The training grounds are covered in craters he made, and he promised Jiraiya he would rest. This is no run-of-the-mill practice session. He is exhausted. (Similar, to note, as he is the night of Naruto’s birth. He – excruciatingly – keeps Kushina’s seal together throughout her entire labor.)

Second, the wound Minato has already received – from chakra tail one – was no run-of-the-mill slap. Recall a parallel when Naruto bijūfies and Sakura, trying to call him back, takes a similar hit. It effectively poisons her; Kurama’s chakra seeping through her wound and numbing her body. Even after she heals herself with medical ninjutsu and is later healing Naruto.

Sakura was struck by a manifesting half-Kurama. But Kushina, unlike her son, had the full Kurama inside her. Take the damage that Sakura – the Hokage’s apprentice and a medic-nin more adept than anyone in the whole Sand Village – took, and double it. That is Minato’s blow.

Poisoned (essentially) and stabbed (foreshadowing his future death), our man is facing losing odds. On top of having worked on his jutsu all day, expending a considerable amount of chakra. Yet in his endurance FOR Kushina (inspired BY Kushina's endurance as we noted last post) he realizes a way through. What a man. And thus, we have the climaxing resolution of the vessel motif: Kurama proclaims Kushina as his “pillar” – that, in effect, he has filled her vessel. Minato, sensing his own love inside her, tells him that he is wrong.

Here we play into the ninshū lore of people sharing chakra and emotions. We’ve seen it with the Sage bestowing ninjutsu. We’ve seen it with Naruto and the Allied Shinobi. Here at last, Kushina realizes her vessel full, and Minato, feeling those feelings, projects himself into the seal. This can also be viewed in terms of being a seal itself. Kurama is literally sealed, permanently, within Kushina. The exact same can be said for Minato’s love. Note his language, present tense: “I exist inside Kushina at all times!!”

Finally, persisting in their love and endurance, they muster the mental and physical power to together defeat Kurama.

This parallels Naruto’s overcoming – again right to the angle – where Kushina also uses her Chains and Naruto his father's jutsu. Put together thus, this moment in Gaiden foreshadows Kurama’s defeat – where his arc will shift from vengeful monster to redeemed friend of Konoha. Moreover, it foreshadows the climax of Minato and Kushina’s arcs: their legacy as fulfilled in Naruto, for both Naruto and the village.

So in summary so far, Kushina is Minato’s anchor and Minato is Kushina’s. Each sees the other as the stronger one, while simultaneously strengthening the other. They change each other for the better, and endure, embodying what ‘Hokage’ stands for. Which brings us now to our next section concerning the wider narrative: their dream of Hokage.

Section B, Part I here.

[sukaretto1369]

Orochimaru x fem!reader ONESHOT

Seven minutes in heaven 🍥

!!NSFW MDNI!!

WARNINGS: oral sex (fem recieving), dirty talk, making out, grinding, choking

If I forgot to mention anything lmk...

Anyways have fun reading ~

"Okay who's ready to play seven minutes in heaven?"

Said Jiraiya with a grin from ear to ear.

He picked up a little bag with small pieces of papers with names inside.

"Alright Y/N you pick first~"

Jiraiya winked at you as you slowly dived your hand into the bag, as you slowly took out the paper and read the name on it your expression froze.

"O-Orochimaru..."

You said silently as a small blush crept on your face.

You've had a crush on him for ages and now you're going to the closet with him.

It's like a dream come true.

"Very well..."

You heard him chuckle as he got up and started walking slowly towards you, licking his lips with his long tongue.

He grabbed your hand and pulled you inside of the closet, closing the door behind him.

You can feel his body pressed against yours and you sigh softly, thankful for the darkness that covers your blushing cheeks.

"I can feel the heat radiating from you darling~"

You heard Orochimaru chuckle as he slowly pinned you down against the closet floor.

You can feel his warm body on yours and you sigh again.

"O-Oro.."

You were cut off with him, pressing his lips onto yours kissing you deeply.

You didn't really mind, actually you very much enjoyed it and started kissing him back passionately.

You feel him bite down on your lower lip and moan out softly, which he takes advantage of and pushes his tongue deep into your mouth.

After a bit of making out you started grinding your hips against his as you keep kissing him back, moaning his name between the kisses.

"That's right my little slut.. moan for daddy, let me hear your sweet voice more~"

Orochimaru starts slowly kissing your neck, trailing kisses down your chest to your stomach and then stops inches away from your clothed wetness.

He looks up at you with a smirk on his face and then slowly takes off your pants along with your panties.

"Oh ho, so wet for me huh?"

Teased Orochimaru as he started eating you out, his long tongue lapping at your wet pussy lips.

You start moaning quite loudly and then you feel his hand press against your throat, choking you slightly.

"O-Orochimaru.. p-please.."

You choke out pathetically.

Orochimaru only grins against your cunt and keeps pushing his tongue deeper and deeper.

"I-I'm going to- I'm going to cum.."

You cry out as you cream all over his tongue.

He just smirks and swallows all your sweet juices.

"Well done my little toy, you did a great job~"

You put your clothes back on as the closet door opens and you both go out.

A/N: Yoyo! This was my first time ever writing a smut so I'm sorry if it's bad...

Anyways this was a little gift for my friend that simps for Oro very much so I hope ya like it girll~ ;3

Ya'll can request any character you want in comments!

[dayseternal-blog]

hello days! i hope i'm not bothering u. can i pls request for uzumaki fam fluff fic recs? 🥺

i kinda need ☀️fam fluff boost running in my system 🥹🤲

thank u in advance! love lots. i hope u are doing well~ 🤍🍃

Des 💝 I'm sorry this is over a year late. You're probably not in need of this anymore, but -

Sunshine Family Fluff Fics

Ones I can't remember if I've rec'd before:

"Sunshine family" from "Some Type of Love" by @chloelapomme - Rated T, Modern AU, One-shot. Hinata has to go grocery shopping for their Christmas Eve's diner coming in a couple of weeks. A quick job that won't take too long. Until the rest of the family decides to tag along.

"The Last Stand" from "The Little Joys and Sorrows of Everydayness" by Imanga - Rated T, Canon-Compatible, One-shot. In a desperate attempt to get themselves out of an uncomfortable situation, Naruto and Hinata risk it all.

"The Ramen Recipe" from "The Little Joys and Sorrows of Everydayness" by Imanga - Rated G, Canon-Divergent, One-shot. Naruto enjoys a Father’s Day morning in bed with his family.

"snug as a bug" by @secrettastemakerland - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Apparently, being afraid of thunder storms was genetic. Luckily for them, Hinata deals with it just fine.

"A Not Surprising Surprise Party" by secrettastemakerland - Rated G, Canon-Compatible, One-shot. Kawaki comes home from a mission on November 9th, only to find the house unusually quiet...

And the ones I've recommended before:

“Music” from “With You in the Future” by @chloelapomme - Rated E, Canon-Compliant, Series of related one-shots. The benefits of music on babies, but also on couples.

“Strawberry” by @cherryjutsu - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Naruto shares popsicles with his son just as Jiraiya did with him.

“Cooking with Dad” by cherryjutsu - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Prompt: I truly believe Naruto can cook.  It’s a personal headcanon of mine that he always had the skill but never bothered to do anything with it from both laziness of twelve years of no one to show it off too. When Himawari and Boruto are born he wears the apron to make their favorites just to see them smile. His favorite little taste testers.

Untitled by cherryjutsu - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, Drabble. Prompt: Can I ask prompt? Boruto as a little kid asking his Dad how he lost his arm/how it’s all bandaged up? Thank you!! <3

“Fort Uzumaki” by @itachiboutit - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Family time during a bad thunderstorm.

“missing out” by @flowerslut - Rated T for language, Canon-Divergent, One-shot. Prompt: Naruto training with himawari and being proud of her.

“Our Whiskers” by @nekomamoru - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Prompt: Whiskers

“for you” by nekomamoru - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. A/N it would be a lie to say that I wasn’t slightly disappointed that Naruto had missed his inauguration but more than anyone, I think Himawari herself would’ve felt a little guilty so this idea popped up and I had to write it down. enjoy!

“The Apple Never Falls Far From the Tree” by @matchaball - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, Two-shot. Prompt: From chapter seven of the Konoha Hiden: where Naruto talks to his plants and Hinata presses flowers.

“Pranks” from “Your Hand in Mine” by @spyder-m - Rated G, Canon-Compatible, One-shot. After one too many tricks, Boruto sparks a prank war with his father.

"Day After Day" by spyder-m - Rated T, Canon-Compatible, Series of one-shots. Oneshot series exploring the day to day life of Naruto and Hinata post-The Last. Headcanons about them dating, living together and starting a family.

“To Welcome You” by @eliphya - Rated G, Canon-Compliant (?), One-shot. Naruto and his children have chores to do before Hinata comes home again. 

“Tickling Cheeks” by eliphya - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Himawari loves her fathers stubble and insists on him never shaving again.

“The Job He Never Wanted” by @alabasterink-blog - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. The swing was old and rotting. His children have a solution.

“Time Out” by alabasterink-blog - Rated G, Canon-Compliant (?), One-shot. Daddy didn’t like oranges. Himawari had a solution.

“Sunshine” by alabasterink-blog - Rated G, Canon-Compliant (?), One-shot. Himawari decides she wants to be just like her grandma when she grows up.

“Mama’s Boy 2: Like Father Like Son, We Love Her So Much” by basmah-chan - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. In which Boruto needs a little lecture on his hate for his mother’s hair ties, which leads to some father and son bonding time. Their topic to bond over: Hinata.

“Pretend” by @8bittheatrics - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Kids will be kids, and so will some adults.

“Bed Head” by @utsus - Rated T for language, Canon-Divergent, One-shot. Naruto and Sasuke are in charge of doing their daughters’ hairstyles for the day. Everything is a struggle.

“Sunflowers” by @myaekingheart - Rated G, Canon-Compliant (?), One-shot. Naruto teams up with his children to do something special for Hinata for Mother’s Day.

“Ouchimaki” by Tuvstarrs - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. To dress a toddler is an occupational hazard of parenthood that comes with a rather specific set of dangers. Naruto knows this but trying to explain that to your childless friends without sounding like an idiot is a completely different headache.

“his happy ending” by flyingonfeatherlesswings - Rated G, Canon-Compliant (?), One-shot. Boruto Uzumaki is less than enthused when a film about his father’s heroic deeds is released. He ends up dragged to it despite his protests and learns some upsetting details about his father’s early childhood.

“Mission impossible” by Saku015 - Rated G, Canon-Compliant, One-shot. Hinata goes out to meet her friends, so it is Naruto’s duty to look after his kids for a few hours.

I hope you are doing well, too!!!!

[13as07]

Patience #3

(Jiraiya Smut)

[Art work is not mine! Credit to unknown]

Requested by: Myself

Word Count: 3,453

Warnings and/or Pre-Notes:

Nicknames/Name Calling: Little One, Sensei, Sweet Girl, Princess, Sweetheart, Obedient Girl, Sir, Sex Addict

Exhibitionism (public sex)

Age Gap/Power Indifference (teacher/student)

Creampie

Little rougher domination

Spanking

Improper use of a hairbrush (yes, like that. Sorry, not sorry)

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     The skin of my chest burns as it rubs against the tree bark. Sensei's big hands are wrapped around mine, pressing our hands against the tree. His head is rested against mine, praises spilling from his lips as he ruts into me. Jiraiya's voice is breathy as he speaks, huffs of oxygen mixing with my praises.

     "Little One?" He whispers into my ear, his hot breath tickling me as he speaks.

     "Sensei?" I whisper back, my focus stuck on the village gates. They're less than twenty feet away and very much in view, which means we're very much in view.

     Kisses brush against my head, the soft touches tucked behind my ear. A moan bubbles in my throat from the soft touch, a nice counter to Jiraiya's dick bullying itself in my pussy. "We... we can't..." he mutters, thrusts getting sloppy.

     "We can't what?" I ask, shifting my hips backward to match Jiraiya's thrusts. The past twenty-four hours have been almost nonstop sex. Sensei seems desperate for me, even more desperate than I am for him most days. I like when he's like this when he's so hungry for me.

     "We can't... be all over each other," he mutters, shoving me forward as he bottoms out. This is a new thing for us too, Sensei filling me up. Ever since Jiraiya's infertility confusion earlier this week, he's been more than eager to fill my cunt every chance he gets.

     "Why not?" I whine, pussy clenching in an attempt to keep Jiraiya inside me. It doesn't work, his cum leaks down my legs, coating me both inside and outside.

     His fingers dip down, scooping up what has spilled out before shoving it back into me. "It's unprofessional, Sweet Girl. Besides, I need to talk to Tsunade about... this." I whine again, a mixed response from the fingers curling in me and Sensei's words. He chuckles at my whine, kisses pressed into my clothed shoulder blades. "You're fine, Sweet Girl."

     Jiraiya's hands move to cup my hips, squeezing me before he fixes my clothing. Kisses litter me as I'm shuffled forward, Sensei's hands grab at any part of me he can get to. "Sensei?" I hum, the feeling of him leaking out of me again causing shivers down my spine. "You're pretty all over me for it being 'unprofessional'," I tease, a smile playing on my lips.

     "Hush Princess," he mutters against my skin, head picking up to scan the gate entrance. When no one falls into view, Jiraiya's head dips back down to suck another bruise onto my throat. His hands swoop down, toying with my clothed pussy as he slowly moved us forward.

     Yearning seeps from my Sensei, even as he pulls away from me. "Sensei," I purr, wrapping myself around his arm, making sure his fingers still ghost over my core. "Are you going to ignore me again?" I make sure my pout is evident, tilting my head and poking my lip out. "What if I get needy? Then who am I supposed to do?"

     I know what's running through his head. I know the memory of our bathroom quickie is rolling around that noggin of his. At the time, I couldn't tell Jiraiya being upset was from jealousy, but the environment of the rest of the work dinner made that clear. I have full intentions to use Sensei's jealousy to get what I want, only if he puts off talking to Lady Tsunade too long of course.

     His hand tugs out of my hold, gripping my face and forcing me to look into his eyes. "Don't you dare," he hisses, eyes intense and daring as he looks back at me. "Go ahead, try your little act. See how far that gets you. See how empty everyone else makes you feel compared to your Sensei." The last sentence is whispered in my ear as Jiraiya's fingers cling to my cheeks.

     When he pulls away, his eyes are still tense, the same tenseness they have while he's buried deep in me. "I'm just kidding, Sensei," I mutter, my hands clinging to his arm, trying to tug his hold off my face.

     My eyes flicker down to my fingers, getting my head shoved upward so our eyes are locked again. "Joke like that again and I'll beat your ass back into obedience, you understand me?"

     "Yes Sensei," I whisper, rubbing my thighs together. I like how gentle and soft Jiraiya treats me, but seeing him this wound up is sexy.

     "That's my Sweetheart," he coos, the sparkle of his eyes coming back as he pecks my nose. "Be an Obedient Girl."

     "Yes Sensei," I repeat, my obedience being rewarded by the lack of a grip on my face.

     I scurry after Jiraiya, a step or two behind him as he leads our way through the village. "Sensei, where are we going?" I ask, skipping forward a bit to grip the back of his shirt.

     His steps slow down a tad, letting me press my hands against his back. "We have to report to Tsunade, Little One."

     "That's boring," I murmur, tapping my fingers against him in different patterns, a way to work out my nerves. "Are you going to talk to her while we're there? About us?"

     "No."

     "Why not?" I whine, switching back to clinging to his clothing.

     A chuckle brews in his chest, echoing out and pulling the attention of some of the civilians to us. "You don't need to be present during that conversation, Sweet Girl. Don't worry your pretty little mind, I'll talk to her soon, have some patience."

     "Promise?"

     "Promise."

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     My lips are captured again, rubbing against god knows who, and god knows I don't care who. "You're hot," the man mumbles against my mouth, his tongue sliding between my lips to wrap around mine.

     "Thank you," I giggle, tugging away from the man. He smiles at me, his pearly whites making his brown eyes shine more. His eyes jump around my body as his hands slide under my shirt, fingertips clinging to my sides. "So, what are you doing at the Hokage palace?" I ask, shifting my head around.

     I busy myself, nuzzling his shirt collar out of the way before latching to the skin of his throat. "I'm... a... ah... bodyguard." The answer comes out as the question, the man's hands dipping into my sides even more.

     "Oh ya? For who?" I ask, eyes shifting up to take in the man's face. His skin is smooth and almost pale, making the chocolate shading of his eyes and hair stand out. He's a pretty boy, definitely not someone I could see as a bodyguard.

     "The Hokage."

     "You're Lady Tsunade’s bodyguard?" I grumble, standing up straight again.

     "Ya. Why are you here?" He asks in return, body leaning against me more to push me further into the wall.

     As I predicted, Jiraiya still hasn't talked to Tsunade despite the fact we've been home for a few days. With us being home, we've been busy from sun up to sun down. Old students, members of the Anbu core, follow Shinobis, fans of Jiraiya's books, and everything in between eats up all our time, leaving me even less limited time with my Sensei.

     That paired with Sensei not wanting to be all over me - or over me at all - leaves me with no attention except when we're at one of our homes. Even then, we're usually too tired or Jiraiya is too busy with whatever project Tsunade has him working on to pay me much attention. Hence, the random bodyguard all over me in a deserted hallway of the palace.

     "Jiraiya is having a meeting with the Anbu Chief," I answer, wrapping my hands around the bodyguard's belt, making sure my fingertips dip between it and his pants.

     The Shinobi's eyes widen as his breath hicks. "Are you one of Jiraiya's students?" He mutters, fingers sliding up to dip under the underwire of my bra. I hum a yes, playfully tugging on his belt as I bite my bottom lip.

     Jiraiya and I aren't together. He hasn't asked to be with me, to take me on a date, to be exclusive. We're just coworkers, teacher and student, fuck buddies. We haven't spent any time together besides work or sex. Sensei isn't holding up his end of the fuck buddy deal, so why not find that attention somewhere else?

     "Ya, I'm his newest student, Sir," I mumble, flickering my eyes up as my fingertips slide to the buckle of his belt. I soften my eyes, doing the doe shape Jiraiya likes so much as I look up at the man. "Is that an issue?"

     "You're... where's your ID badge?" He mutters, hand jumping down to grip my wrist. His face is paler than before, lips set tight as he looks down at me.

     "Why?" I ask, tugging my ID out of my pocket and showing it to him.

     His eyes scan it, face shifting to a calmed expression as he exhales. "Jiraya tends to teach fresh from the academy kids," the bodyguard mutters, his grip on my wrist going soft.

     "Oh my God. You thought... oh my."

     "No!" He yelps, face flushed. His hands press to the wall next to my head, keeping me trapped by his frame. "Well not at first but when you said you were training under Jiraiya I just... I wanted to be sure you weren't... I'm not a pervert," his words are rushed, his face getting redder the more he speaks.

     "Could convince me otherwise," Jiraya's voice booms through the hallway, startling the both of us.

     "Hi, Sensei," I call, ducking my sights under the bodyguard's arm in search of Jiraiya. He's fuming, arms crossed over his chest, jaw set, eyes hard, and smoke almost visibly shooting out his ears. "How was your meeting?"

     My question is ignored. Instead, Sensei marches down the hallway, anger bubbling off of him the closer he gets. "Jiraya, Sannin, sir," the bodyguard races out, body dipping in a bow once he pulls away from me.

     "Genma," Jiraya calls back, glare still set on me. "My student is too young for you."

     "She's only... ten years younger... sir," The Genma guy answers, still bowing, eyes locked on the ground.

     "That's not so bad, Sensei," I pipe up, smiling up at him as I mock his stance. "After all, you're thirty years older than me."

     "Ya, well, I don't have you pinned to the Hokage Palace wall, rubbing my boner against you," Jiraiya hisses, bending down so we're eye to eye. My smile widens as I snap my mouth open to answer. Sensei beats me to it, hand covering my mouth to cut off my response. "You're being a disgraceful shinobi," he berates, a warning to fall back in line shoved toward me through his eyes.

     "Sannin, sir?" Genma interrupts, standing straight now.

     "Get out of my presence," Sensei grumbles, sights still set on me.

     "Yes, sir. Sorry, sir." The bodyguard rushes out before scurrying down the hallway, leaving me alone with a very pissed-off Jiraiya.

     I pull back from my Sensei, set on pushing out a berate of my own before I'm stopped again. "You know good and well you'd be thrilled to be humping me against the wall too. Or maybe not, since you seem to not be into me anymore."

     "Little One," he calls, tone warning as his hand jumps forward to cling to my face. "If I had it my way, we'd be locked up in my house for the next week doing nothing but practicing scenarios for my new book, but," he scuffs, tugging my face closer so we're nose to nose. "We have a very important job for our village. I cannot drop everything every time your pussy aches for attention. Stop acting like a spoiled Princess."

     "You haven't paid any attention to me, Jiraya," I huff, shifting my head to the side. "You said you'd talk to Tsunade but you haven't. It's all your fault we're not having sex, much less anything else. I can live awhile without you in me but you won't give me any undivided attention."

     "Oh ya? Is that your issue Sweet Girl? Is that why you're acting out?" Sensei grumbles, forcing my attention back to him. "You miss me? You miss my attention? My dick, you sex addict? You miss my little kisses and touches? You miss our dinners alone?"

     "Yes," I whine, pouting as I cling to my Sensei's arm. "Like me back, Jiraiya. Pay attention to me." I feel like a baby, whining for his attention, for his time. I'm sure I look like a toddler throwing a tantrum because my high-ranked teacher doesn't have time for special treatment. "Like me back," I repeat, settling my sights on his eyes. They've gone soft, their glint back as he looks down at me smugly.

     "I'm sorry, Sweetheart. I know I've been busy," he coos, his hold going gentle before he litters my face in soft kisses. "I'll make it up to you, I promise."

     "Sure you will," I groan, rolling my eyes at his empty promise.

     "I will, because I like you back," he whispers into my ear, littering my jaw with kisses. "We'll go out tomorrow, okay? A nice dinner all alone, and I'll give you all the attention you want. Just be patient, Sweet Girl."

     "You said that earlier this week. I have been patient. We're not going to get to eat alone, we never do. Hurry up and talk to Tsunade," I whine, trying to tug his hold off my face.

     "I will. Today. I promise," Sensei coos, hand rough against my cheeks again as he coats more of my skin with kisses. "But," he adds on, eyes back to being cold as he looks at me dead on. "Tonight I'm going to beat your ass red since you want to be such an unobedient girl."

     "Why?" I ask, his promise making me tingle as I think about Sensei's big hands making my behind sting.

     "Why?" He chuckles, a wide smile on his face. "Because, Little One, you went and acted like you're on the market for anyone to have. You are mine. My student, my kunoichi, mine, and apparently filling up your tight little cunt and marking you up isn't enough proof for you," he hisses, lips brushing against mine. "You... are... mine." The last three words come out slow and cold, making me tingle even more. "Repeat it."

     "I am yours," I echo, rubbing my thighs together.

     I don't get to keep the simple stimulation, Jiraiya's free hand clinging to my knee to rip my thighs apart. "I have to run an errand for Tsunade. You, Sweetheart, are going to go home, strip, and sit on my bed with your head in my pillows and your ass in the air. You are going to wait, and wait, and wait until I am done. If you even dare to touch yourself, I will overstimulate you until you feel like you can't breathe, am I understood?"

     "Yes, Sensei."

     "There's my Obedient Girl," Jiraiya praises, pecking my lips a few times before he shoves his house keys into my hand. "Use those patience I've taught you."

     "Yes Sensei," I repeat, my arousal quickly building from his words.

     "Sweet Girl," he coos again, giving me a deep kiss before he pulls away from me. "Go home and wait."

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     Jiraiya's bed smells like him, his scent is even more evident with my head buried in his pillows. For once I did what was asked of me, propping my ass up and head down. My hips and knees burn from kneeling on his bed for so long, but the promised arrival of my Sensei has my pussy tingling with anticipation.

     The sound of the front door opening makes me clench. I pulse again when the bedroom door creaks open. "Little One?" Sensei calls cockiness soaked in his words. "There's my Obedient Girl."

     "Welcome home, Sensei," I mumble into his pillows, hands clinging to them. "How was your errand?"

     "It was fine," he mutters, his footsteps filling the room as he walks closer. The bed dips when Jiraiya sits down, causing nerves to rush down my spine. "How has my bedroom been?" He mocks, his fingers light as they run through my folds.

     "Good," I whisper, soaking in the soft touches that have been lacking lately.

     Sensei's fingertips poke just a bit into me, massaging my hole as he toys with me. "You've been very bratty, Sweetheart," he coos, hand skipping up to rub soft circles on my clit. "I'm worried my spoiling of you is making you rotten, Princess."

     "It's not," I whine, shifting my hips backward to try and get his fingers deeper in me.

     Jiraiya's touch is pulled away from me, making me whine even more. "Hush, Little One," he orders, tapping my pussy. He stands up, making the bed shift back into place.

     "Sensei?" I call, shifting so I can watch him through my legs. His back is turned away from me, the sound of him messing with the stuff on his desk filling the room. "What are you doing?"

     "I told you, Sweetheart, I'm going to beat your ass red," he answers, turning back toward me. His hairbrush is wrapped up in his hand, making my pussy pulse again. My knees click shut, trying to cool my neediness.

When Jiraiya gets back to the bed, his free hand slides through my hair, clinging to some of the strands before he shifts my head, face buried in his pillows again. “Stay like that, Sweet Girl. I don’t need the neighbors hearing you,” Sensei mutters, hand sliding out of my hair and running along the bumps of my spine.

Once there are no more bumps to trace, his hand shifts focus to my ass, massaging the tissue of it. Soon the skin-on-skin is replaced by the plastic of the brush. “Sensei!” I yelp, jerking forward.

“Oh, you’re fine spoiled Princess,” he coos, an arm scooping me up by my waist and tugging me back in place. Jiraiya massages the spot, only making the stinging worse. The sound of my second swat fills the room before the new pain coats my behind.

Sensei’s gentleness is nowhere to be found, swat after swat landing on my ass, making my skin tingle and cunt ache. The more I’m spanked the more tears threaten to spill out. “Aw, look at that,” he mocks, his free hand dipping down to run his digits through my folds. “You like this, don’t you, Sweetheart? Your pussy is all wet from your spankings. Let me take care of you, Little One.”

Kisses litter the sore skin, Sensei’s fake attempt to comfort the pain he caused. Despite the promise to get me off, his hand falls away from my core. “Sensei,” I whine, shifting my hips backward again.

“Princess?” He calls back, hard plastic tapping against my hole.

“What are you?!” I yelp, jerking away from him again. My head picks up, hanging between my legs to see what Jiraiya attempted to do.

A huge smirk is curved on his lips, his focus on positioning the handle of the brush back against me. “You need to learn to listen, Little One. I told you I wanted to practice scenarios for my new book.” The shabby explanation is followed by Jiraiya slowly pushing the handle into me, stretching my walls around the hard plastic.

“You’re a pervert,” I mutter, my eyes fluttering shut at the awaited attention, even if it’s not exactly what I wanted.

“I’m not a pervert,” he mutters, thrusting the brush in and out of me, slowly clicking my arousal further. “I can’t write a scene I haven’t acted out, and you, my Sweet Girl, made it very clear you don’t want me doing my research on other women. So, that leaves you.”

Sensei’s free hand falls back down to my pussy, his fingertips brushing over my clit in pace with the plastic being thrust into me. I can feel his eyes wandering me, taking in every moan, whimper, and reaction so he can describe it in his next book. It excites me a bit, to know this moment while forever living on sheets of ink. It also terrifies me since a good amount of the village reads Jiraiya’s books.

“Sensei,” I hiss out, my pussy clenching around the unconventional bedroom toy as my orgasm washes over me.

“Princess,” he coos, kisses littering the back of my legs, mixing with the sensation of his tongue lapping up the mess spilling down my thighs. “This will make a wonderful chapter of my book.”

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[mixelation]

reborn au musing it's about sasori and minato again

so, this is how i think minakushi works: they mutually fell in love when they were like 12/13. the new oneshot implies they weren't like dating-dating as teens, but kushina generally expected minato to be making time to hang out with her personally, and he was obsessing over ways to take care of her, so. they go through several years of mutually mooning over each other, start dating in their late teens, and then get married super young.

in other words, neither of them have even considered dating other people.

and i think kushina might be.... like, she doesn't regret it, but it does occur to her at some point that maybe it would have helped them both as individual people to have at least explored their feelings and preferences with other people. like, they have have both just been mutually obsessed with each for so long, it's hard for both of them to consider their own identities without the other. this isn't necessarily a bad thing-- it's normal for your childhood friend turned spouse to be an integral part of who you are!-- and obviously their relationship is good and they're both well-adjusted people with a happy home life. but she does kind of wonder sometimes.....

so around her mid-twenties kushina does sometimes consider talking to minato about an open relationship. however, she knows that he might do this thing he does to her sometimes where he agrees to something he doesn't like to make her happy, and then he gets Weird about it. they've talked about how he does it, and he's aware of it and working on it, but kushina is pretty sure if she even brings it up he'll get Weird on her.

(kushina is having visions of her going on a date with someone and then they come home and the goddamn yellow flash is on their couch but then he just. cries)

then minato has a horrible realization he thinks sasori of the red sand, of all people, is hot. and he gets so upset about it, because is this CHEATING??? and kushina is like. holy SHIT i should have talked to him about this years ago. like she kind of assumed minato at least privately had thoughts like "oh, this actress is hot" or "man katsuki's arms look nice in those guards" like.... like most people do??? but no. he's just had kushina vision this whole time

kushina: it's very sweet. however. also. you are a moron

so she wants to bring up the open relationship idea again, but also just thinking about sasori makes minato tear up. so she's like okay. you need to explore these feelings. please try engaging in fiction with the idea that it's there for you to explore feelings without actually involving yourself in the thing. it's not disloyalty to me to ideally fantasize about being the POV character fictional!sasori is seducing in this weird light novel tori has

and actually it's NOT fair to kushina she has to manage minato's weird emotional turmoil like this. so she's like. fuck. minato, what if we asked sasori to date us?

i have not yet decided how sasori would respond to this proposition. i'm toying with the idea that kushina HAS bumped into sasori a handfull of times because she follows up potential leads of Uzumaki diaspora from Jiraiya, and a lot of them just turn out to be Sasori (red hair + witnessed using seals). i don't think he'd like kushina's personality much, but i think he'd want minato for his body and he'd be intrigued by the idea of easy access to team 4.

team 4 of course would all lose their minds in completely different ways

[littlemonstert-blog]

Hinata Before war arc

A bit of scaling for hinata despite little screen time.

Just a little recap:

a member of the Hyuuga clan Hinata is capable of performing the gentle fist. This taijutsu is blatantly broken because it basically allows the user to ignore your defense/durability and attack your internal organs directly. According to Lee and Guy a single scratch from the gentle fist is capable of ending a fight with no problems ch79

Kakashi says if the gentle fist were to land you’re done because there is no way that you can train your internal organs to sustain damage.

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Hinata in Sasuke Retrieval Mission Team (Before pain arc); Hinata being an asset to the team in mission of finding Sasuke during encounter with Tobi/Obito.

Team 8 really just there to track and locate mostly this arc was mostly info gathering. Almost catching Sasuke in the process

maxium of her sight is 10 kilometers

As for genjutsu, Hinata should have good awareness if genjutsu is casted. We also see Hinata can see the genjutsu caster even while in genjutsu and seems pretty confident about it.(This is most likely a result of Kurenai's training.) Another, thing is she can expand the range of her sight as well.

Pain Arc

In the animated version Pain is toying with her(kinda OCC) whilst nonchalantly dodging all her attacks until Hinata gets a freebee hit when Nagato was dying. The animated fight showed that pain was faster than her and she never landed anything.

much shorter her feat’s (manga) are more impressive to the point that you can classify it as an outlier for her character. For starters, in the manga Hinata did push Pain back, (look at Pain's feet) Pain had to block/tank every hit until he got an opening to use shinrai tensei.

the Klak-klak-klak sfx is usually used for sword clashes, the clashes here being Hinata’s Gentle fists vs Tendo’s chakra

The feat is even more crazy when you take into account that Hinata was pushing him back without even activating her Twin lion fist which according to the Databook increases the range and destructive power of the gentle fist exponentially.

And yes Hinata did push pain back, we have seen this use in the story. same “klak”“klak” “klak” panel multiple times, most notably in the Sasuke vs Killer bee fight where Bee was absolutely destroying sasuke in CQC

 he didn’t have access to an instant basically an undodgeable technique called shinra tensei. If Tendo was much faster than Hinata it would’ve been nonsensical for Nagato to waste chakra on someone he could’ve easily killed or paralyzed with a chakra rod, like he did to fukasaku who is a SAGE toad.

Ok so she pushed Pain back and outdid him in Taijutsu so what does that mean? Well a lot but before we go into that let’s remember on how Tendo/deva path works

Hinata faced Tendo when all of the other paths were DEAD then we can state that Hinata was fighting Pain at his absolute strongest, his feats reflect that too. When all the paths are alive Nagato divides his chakra evenly meaning that Tendo is at his weakest when this happens. So what did Tendo at his weakest accomplish taijutsu wise? He was easily capable of hitting Kakashi and dodge his attacks which means that at his absolute weakest Tendo was already relative to Kakashi in speed.

Hinata faced Tendo when all of the other paths were dead then we can objectively state that Hinata was fighting Pain at his absolute strongest, his feats reflect that too.

Not only was Nagato focusing all his chakra on all the paths when Kakashi fought Tendo but 4 of the 6 paths where also busy somewhere else wasting even more chakra. Ever noticed that the second the Asura path was pretty much out of commission Tendo proceeded to oneshot Kakashi, Choza and Choji? Summarizing, this fight wasn’t Kakashi vs Pain, it was Kakashi and whole hidden leaf(in the background) vs Pain. Despite all of that Tendo was still relative to Kakashi in speed and taijutsu.

On to Jiraiya, this fight we saw multiple paths block punches of Sage Jiraiya. The human path was capable of blocking Sage punches without even trying, he didn’t get pushed back or anything he just absorbed all that energy like nothing. Later on we see the deva path do the same thing.

 Tendo during his fight with Naruto was capable of pushing Base Naruto back whilst he was at his absolute weakest and despite that he was still capable of reacting and defending himself against a Sage mode kick which should be at the bare minimum 10 times stronger if we use natural energy multipliers.

Already know that base Naruto is faster than other memebers of T7 giving Naruto showed against omoi and Karui where Naruto pretty much carried the fight despite being on the defensive. Hinata's feats are faster and better in Taijutsu than base Naruto, Kakashi and even Sage Mode Jiraiya without even using her Twin lion fist jutsu. She fought the strongest version of (Pain) Tendo and was actually capable of pushing him back unlike these characters.

At this point you might start understanding why it’s an outlier for her character but I'M NOT DONE YET.

Now, Hinata’s durability which might as well be a bigger feat than her speed and Taijutsu. I already explained how much stronger the Tendo that fought Hinata was, this can clearly be shown with his feats. When Tendo was in one of his weakest stages Kakashi was tanking point blank shinrai tenseis left and right. When Nagato had to focus on only 1 or 2 paths Tendo became this strong

 30 seconds Tendo singlehandedly oneshotted 3 boss toads, one of them capable of going blow for blow with Shukaku (one tail) and wrestle a little bit with Kurama and he oneshotted 2 sage toads one of them with a single paralyzing rod. Fugasaku being capable of trading blows and keeping up with SM naruto.

Hinata was capable of not only tanking Pain's shinrai tensei that was capable of oneshotting boss toads but she was also capable of tanking Pain's direct hit with his paralyzing rod that oneshotted Fukasaku.

But she would’ve died! Nope, she was somehow fine! It would be way too OCC for Pain to spare her by holding back so don’t even bother using that argument.

There you have it, by feats Hinata has better speed and taijutsu feats than base Naruto, Kakashi and SM Jiraiya and she has superior durability to Gamabunta and fukasaku.

outlier for her, if you want my opinion I’d say that she was faster and stronger than base Naruto when she confronted Pain.

Being faster and stronger than base Naruto at this point in the story is still pretty good giving that he was able to react and defend himself against the same weakened Tendo that Kakashi fought and a weaker version of Naruto could also tag mid-tier akatsuki members such as Kakuzu.

Problem Hinata goes against OP or God-level characters. Like alot of Naruto characters they really don't get their shine and solo fights and arcs. Just focused on Naruto and Sasuke rivarly and the Uchiha clan.

I'll add more if I reread her parts again.

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The new Minato manga oneshot came out and confirmed something a lot of people had theorized about: Minato sucked at naming things even back when he created the jutsu, so his name for the Rasengan was comically lame and overly long, and Kushina was the one who shortened it to Rasengan, which he started using as the official name afterwards.

His original name for the Rasengan, based off an earlier scene where Jiraya used an ice cream and his hair as a metaphor, was “Halo Hair Whorl of Jiraiya Inspired By Frozen Dessert Twin Style Sphere”; it's really cute that Kishimoto not only remembered the fact that he gave Minato the quirk of giving things comically long names, but also offered a pretty solid explanation and story as to why the Rasengan had a really simple and straightforward name in spite of that.

I do like that the Rasengan, Naruto's most iconic jutsu, was inspired by both of his parents. Minato may have created the Rasengan, but Kushina was the one to give it the iconic name because Minato can't be trusted to name anything.

It's also just a quirk that I like. Minato having complicated names and being kinda a dork is endearing for him, especially with the little backstory he got compared to some of the other Hokages.

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for the ask game: 8, 9, 28 (sorry if you’ve done any of these already! 😅)

8. Do you have any rituals or habits that help you get into the zone?

Tbh not really! I write whenever the mood hits me.

9. Have you ever collaborated with someone else on a fic?

Yes! I recently worked with Sessakag, BunnyHoodlum, and Opal-chan on a NaruHina smut oneshot called In Naruto's Embrace. We did it round robin style and it was a lot of fun!

28. What's the most ambitious or challenging fic you've ever written?

I mostly write smut now, but back when I was mostly writing T-rated fics, the hardest thing I wrote was a fic called Cloak. It was about Naruto and Jiraiya extending their training mission and they end of saving Yugito from the Akatsuki. Jiraiya was impressed by how Yugito used her bijuu's powers and convinces the Raikage to let Naruto train under Yugito. It was a lot of work to come up with events that would make sense haha.

Thanks for the asks Shrimparmy!

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What did you think of that new Minato oneshot, if you've read it already? I for one, absolutely adored it! I think it had just about everything to make people happy. Cameos from other characters, lore, ladies being awesome, endearing love story... hell, Kishimoto also got to do something for Kurama too--the one character he personally wanted to win the poll!

The one shot was good, it was cool seeing Kushina in a Jinchuuriki mode, and it was funny to be reminded of how awful Minato is at naming things. Thank goodness he took inspiration for Naruto's name from Jiraiya's book, because who knows what kind of absurd name he would have come up with if left to his own imagination, lol.