#jia: shitposting

[iinexorabile]

aeons ago, in a time now mostly forgotten, two intellectuals once said;

[azoosepted]

hi. image i made

[buddleu]

[player-1]

Oh boy, I sure can't wait for Intervallo 7.5, where the bus goes on yet another wacky roadtrip while the gang goes to Hong Lu's home district and learn about his extremely complex family dynamic and the many many references to the original novel, it's multiple remakes, and/or the series adaptation.

The next Walpurgis is most likely the Safety Team with Netzach as the next Announcer; and the next LobCorp IDs might connect to Abnormalities of denial, blissful ignorance, or the constricting force of family (Queen of Hatred, Queen Bee, Void Dream).

Even if the Sinners adjust to the fact that one of their members is a Second Kindred Bloodfiend, everyone keeps eyeing Outis just in case she tries to kill Don mentally or physically. She's still salty about the "betrayal" of having a definite threat in their ranks and were possibly waiting to backstab them at any moment (...Did something happen with Eurylochus, Outis?).

And even if she's also adjusting to a modernish life without the fanatic belief in Fixers, Don Sancho Quixote the Second reads them the riot act on their multiple attempts to prove she's a "real vampire" and committing elder abuse: shining light in her eyes or putting her in direct sunlight, putting garlic in her food, Dead Butterfly's coffin and Hundred Sins cross mace in her face cause Christian symbol or possible vamp bed, chasing her with a water bottle or spray bottle, so much water, so much water...

[gambleputty]

How have none of us made the joke of Xichun being Dons second biggest fan yet /lh

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

This was supposedly on Halloween but meh, whatever. I will post this today.

To @gorillageek27 @sassyassblog @mossizi @amethyst-raptor06

Kiko belongs to @gorillageek27

Sunspot and Mothra Astra belongs to me @adm-starblitzsteel-4305

Every Godzilla characters are owned by Toho and Legendary Pictures.

[ray-elgatodormido]

So I came up with this stupid joke that kinda summarizes part of the premise of my Silly Fanfic and I’ve been laughing at it for way too long. Just poor Xiaosheng he just can’t take a break.

On another note, Lü Bu just graduated from the university of cunthology

That’s it folks

[bougainvillea-and-saltwater]

when will i stop getting my hopes SO high only to always end up disappointed and miserable. like, gigi, it’s not the first time. life keeps sending you signals for you to stop being a dumbass and repeat the same mistakes.

why do you fuckin’ repeat them anyway.

[simayeeet]

found this pic on twitter and knew who to target exactly

[cuteniarose]

You know what? Jia is a much stronger person than I am because if it was MY job to undress my crush every day, I would NOT be able to keep my attraction hidden for two fucking years

[iinexorabile]

"Anyway, so I started slaying, right, and--"

"Uhhh, huh, didn't I just banish your ass? How the hell do you keep gettin' in my house?"

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Honestly, Kong thought Suko was a menace in the first place, but eventually felt pity on him..

I’m not the first person to bring this up but I wanted to post it anyway.

[sanofiles]

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[lookbotsfollowmeyay]

Actually, very soon after he finds out he accidently stole the name of the Eighth Little Shit, who he has just stabbed because Lau Bei thought Yun was a cooler name than Huo about a decade ago.

Zhang Liao also fuses potara earring style with Lui Bo. We can just assume anybody capable of crossing Zhang Liao's sword circle or whatever they call it in English is qualified to become a Supreme Kai and if they die it goes by DB rules. We can just summon Sun Ce back.

Zhao Yun refuses to shave properly after his ex says he (still) looks like a child and tells everybody it's for the God of war aesthetic. Is he going to steal Zhang Liao's headpiece next. Is this what Liaoyun Huo has come to.

[doomxdriven]

I hope this sends but I needed to share what happened in my new file of Cult of the Lamb. I've been naming followers after our muses and this is what happened to Jia a half an hour after getting him.

[LOCAL MAGICIAN / STRATEGIST FUCKING DIES *CAUGHT IN 4K HD*]

[anotherteenageroninternet]

so i'm making this kind of a masterpost of all the masterposts i could find here, so its easier for me to find them in case i need them. i made it for me cuz saving imp posts on drafts was making it difficult to sort it out, but you guys can save this too. if you find any post missing, please add it:)) also these posts are NOT MINE. im just copying the links and pasting them here. please keep in mind these have really serious triggering stuff and really non serious stuff too

(red is for really important, sensitive, emergency, or health related stuff, green is for really important but not that emergency stuff)

what to do if you're having a heart attack and you're alone

how to tell if your drink has been spiked

tips that can save your child from getting harassed or worse

chemicals that should not be mixed in any way or ✨death✨

its okay to leave uncomfortable situations

something adorable that will make you happy

crisis text line

deadpool teaches you how to tell the symptoms of abnormalities in your man berries(or woman berries but the berries down there)

please dont kill yourself . do this instead

facts that can save your life

these are MAP (pedo) flags people. stay away .

you are important

dealing with the worst case scenario

what to do if you fall in an ice hole

8 rules of writing

how to start a fic rec blog

awesome playlists

some piracy websites lists. fuck capitalism

sfw sex education sites

if you're having a bad day or night

does the dog die website evolving!

how to do emergency cleaning

studying tips

how to deal with anxiety

important. for safety

anti anxiety

app that can help you avoid self harm

how to make origami butterfly page markers

space technology stuff you can use in science fiction

queer book finder!!

do not eat mold people, even if you cut it out. no.

SPITE COOKBOOK (my personal fav)

how to get rid of migraines easily

LIST AND PDF OF BANNED BOOKS HDSHFDSGDS

how to tell symptoms of breast cancer

sites to download pdfs. fuck capitalism

some google hacks

build a character(masterpost)

obligatory rickroll cuz im a tumblr user and it would be a shame if i didnt insert a rickroll in here

tips to help you when you move out and be independent for the first time

for when you're bored

100 good questions to ask your friends at 4:02 am when you can’t sleep

tips for when you're sad but dont know why

post that never fails to make laugh however many times i read it

important life lessons/skills/hacks

alternatives to self harm

art masterpost

how to cancel a network from somewhere that bills you monthly

how to build a campfire the right way and pros and cons of campfires

how to report the person threatening self harm on tumblr and possibly saving their life

100 reasons not to kill yourself

please keep in mind these are not the only useful masterposts out there, these are the ones i have saved in my drafts. after posting this, im gonna start hoarding important masterposts again, if i can find(or if you guys send me), to add in the reblog of this post. love you all, please stay hydrated<3(please check the reblogs of this post as well for updates)