#jfccccc

[kingsmint]

Pissing and shitting myself holy fucking shit

[loxosceleslolo]

people aren't fucking in the Lands Between because sex has been phased out and replaced with Erdtree births.

they're not fucking much because they can't die properly, are living too long, and are wasting away from ennui.

Turtle Neck Meat, 1.0 (fromsoft should never have changed this):

A splendid, lengthy cut of turtle neck meat.

Material used for crafting items.

Turtle meat is said to boost virility, but none in the Lands Between seem to have much appetite for it these days.

In the Lands Between, the urge to reproduce has waned long ago.

Melina straight up says that births continue. She is not talking about people growing from the Erdtree like fruit.

The sexual subtext for Fia and the Mohgwyn Dynasty is practically text! (what Mogh was doing with Miquella especially)

[twistedappletree]

picked different choices on my second run during the first hansry divorce just to see what they were (i stuck with the ‘let’s stop arguing’ choices before) and omfg Henry gets MEAN AS SHIT

[blossoms-phan]

i swear to fuck if i see another person say “if i had fans like that i would’ve gone on hiatus too” imma start swinging

[srrybabe]

is a higher power trying to push SF off the map how is there another tsunami warning there

[swagyna]

omg this havarti cheese is fucking good. i wanna eat the whole block. someone stop me.

[heidiamalia]

jfc we still have 5 episodes left. oh fuck.

[depraved-gf]

It gets really annoying seeing people steal my posts and get hella notes lmao

BE YOUR OWN FREAK, YA BORING WALNUT

QUIT STEALIN MY SHIT 🔪

[party-lemon]

not to be heterosexual, but nick miller is so hot dude

[chiisana-lion]

CAN THIS GUY IN THE BACK ROW SHUT THE FUCK UP

[neutron-stars-collision]

Me @ FB: I’m not sure that I need all those “Is Eddie coming back?” articles for me to become fully delusional. Please stop

[chimivx]

So……. i’m not oKAY????

The album I just- LORD

The video- FUUHHHCKKKKK.

[onceuponapuffin]

Speechless.

My illustration for the Good Omens Minisode Minibang 2024. It was so much fun to participate (my first time doing a minibang XD)!

I was lucky enough to get a fabulous fic set on the night of the burning of the Great Library of Alexandria (long hair Crowley, my beloved!😍❤️), by rainbow_salt.

Please do check it out if you're interested!

@go-minisode-minibang

[taecnoal]

i am so full of rage rn the angel in me is losing so bad

[maxghoulfield]

therapist: "...and are you only gentle with yourself when you're trying to self soothe after punishing yourself for mistakes?"

me:

[abiiors]

mini rant sorry