#jesus the creator

[generouspersonamano]

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

Eddie Dear from Welcome Home 🙏

Today, Jesus is holding:

Eddie Dear from Welcome Home

[codacheetah]

My horrible little star they have every disease

Beanie baby Loop... oh poor thang... based on the much more dignified creature by @insertdisc5

[blueskittlesart]

matt is now threatening to shut the site down because he got his feelings hurt

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

Do you remember episode 12, season 3 of Xiaolin Showdown when Chase was trapped on that machine thing that was brushing butter or whatever all over his chest? Well, hypothetically speaking if First walked in on that situation, how’d he react?

Ok I cackled unreasonably loud at this ask

listen i rewatched the episode (for science) and honestly the unexpected fanservice torture dungeon happened much differently than i remembered lol (also how fucked up is that right after Jack straigth up murked older monks?? wild)

but anyway basically what First Ninja saw

ive been on internet too long not to see all of it now

congrats Jack you managed to traumatize a 800 year old ghost.

extra doodle

[definitelyalmosthuman]

Click the link I promise nothing bad will happen 🙂💌

[jealousdan]

all of you not tagging spoilers are my enemies fr bc why do i have to hang out on a dnp server w a some of the most annoying people i’ve ever met online in my life bc otherwise i cant get any updates because apparently it’s everyone’s life mission to word for word recite the tour online and spoil it for everyone else. the tour doesn’t end for like 5 months dude. fuck off

[wifegideonnav]

yeah you say “cringe is dead” but do you still apologize about reblogging stuff related to your “cringy” interests? kill the mindset that you are somehow not included in that statement or we’re never actually going to change anything

[dramoor]

"But there is One Who created everything out of love and wisdom and bypasses our weaknesses and leads everything to a good end."

~From a Statement from Mount Athos, February 9, 2024

(Image via Pinterest)

[thevioletcaptain]

my eye twitches every time someone gets on the internet & asks an author or screenwriter or actor for permission to have a headcanon

[generouspersonamano]

[carlyraejepsans]

can't say "getting a charaoffensesquad pissbaby to run crying back to homebase to raid my post after they left a rude comment under my art and i dunked on them" was on my to-do list for this week but oh well. i needed a reminder not to engage directly and make fun of losers like this using screenshots.

anyway🤙

[lightscamerauhline]

"Draw your designs! Work on your au, stop being a silly fcker on disc!"

My honest reactions;

(No idea who the og artist is but credit to them)

[trashogram]

One more: You know what initially turned me off Helluva Boss? It wasn’t actually any of the characters.

It was the back-to-back episodes of Blitzø being lambasted by his hallucinations of Verosika/Fizz/Striker/Moxxie and Stolas, and then immediately after having him be dogpiled at Ozzie’s by Verosika/Fizz/Asmodeus. It was having this character’s flaws be called out twice in a row.

It was terrible writing. It completely took me out of the story. And then there was Oops. We have to deal with even more of the same with this stupid fucking Apology Tour with Stolas upstaging Verosika to potentially call Blitzø out even more.

That’s not fun. It’s not fun to have to watch a character be shit on over and over and over again. Blitzø’s not even a good person or undeserving of hate, but I’m just sick of seeing him being “called out” all the goddamn time. Do something else for fuck’s sake.

[crimeronan]

raine whispers. waow. thinking about them. i owe dana terrace my Life for being like "well, we have a nb character who's a canon love interest for a main protag, checked off that box! we COULD never touch them again just in case people think we're problematic for putting them through conflict...... maybe everything about them should be happy and fluffy......" and then being like "hm. nah. they're going to suffer more than jesus actually."

[elvain]

picture this: i hold you gently in my arms and brush your hair out of your eyes. i smile at you tenderly. i lean in, brush my lips against the shell of your ear and sceam STOP FUCKING CASTING TAYLOR SWIFT AS DAZZLER. JUST SAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS CHARACTER AND WALK AWAY. then i kill you with hammers and cars until you're dead.