#jesus is already in this series.

[theriverbeyond]

thinking about Cam in BOE custody and holding so tightly onto Palamades' bones before she even knew for sure he was really in there, through BOE torture and electric shocks and Judith & Crown's... everything and how she didn't talk for weeks. "Cam was gone". hollowed out and gutted and razed to the fucking ground by grief. and she was grieving Palamades, of course, but how much of that grief was also for Dulcie, who Cam found out was dead maybe fifteen seconds after Palamades himself exploded?

im thinking about how she and Pal and Dulcie had been exchanging letters for over 10 years and Cam had saved every one. EVERY single one. sharing your whole life your whole self with two people that you love and then suddenly you're alone. two parts of her gone, one of them she didn't even notice until it was too late. she didn't notice. grief and guilt and destruction. she never got to say goodbye to either of them. what the fuck.

[spitblaze]

when heterosexuals do literary analysis of works in which queerness and the persecution thereof are major themes which they just completely skip over or call 'confusing relationships'

[crucefix]

Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | 2007 | dir. David Yates

[wikitpowers]

[WARNING! TLKOF CHAPTER SPOILERS AHEAD] 🚨

WELCOME WELCOME! LET'S LOOK AT ASH MORGENSTERN BEING WHIPPED AS HELL FOR DRU BLACKTHORN IN TLKOF CH.1, SHALL WE?

genuinely i cannot even count the amount of times that we got protective!ash in this chapter, like i swear the whole purpose of him being there is to keep dru safe. “this shadowhunter is under the protection of my court now” okay, lover boy <3

no bc this scene makes me think he's just flexing his powers in front of dru (and tbh it works, my girl is hella impressed) he’s so extra~

oh oh no :') this man really 1) said her full name 2) admitted he remembers her well and 3) was genuinely offended when she went "who tf are u and how do u know my name?" HE IS JUST THE BIGGEST SIMP I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

just me or hint of jealousy here??? he's like who tf is luke???? and also he basically admits that nobody forced him to protect her from the goblins and yet! here he is! GET A LIFE, LOSER! 🗣️

"he took a step toward her" yeah really not surprising. he always wants to be close to her. but is it just me or did i get major enemies-to-lovers from this like her saying he doesn’t like shadowhunters and then him stepping towards her ooooo tension!!!

ash went "dad, stop! you're embarrassing me!" + i just know this man had a fucking aneurysm when dru said his name like he deffo swooned

SORRY BUT HE CLOSED HER FINGERS OVER IT???? AND HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO GIVE HER ANY PROOF OF FAERIE MAGIC LIKE HE OWES HER NOTHING, THEY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER??? AND HE'S LIKE "TAKE THIS FOR UR SILLY LITTLE ACADEMY PROJECT"????? AND ALSO HIS TOUCH WAS WARM BC DUDE WAS BURNING UP FROM BEING IN HER PRESENCE :')

additionally, i'm convinced the reason his eyes were the last thing dru saw is bc he was staring at her intensely, wanting to remember her as she is now and their whole interaction (but also dru was for sure mesmerised by his sea-glass green eyes <3)

god this was super long but here is my post about dru being an equal simp for ash! <3

[dollypopup]

i choose to live in denial about the fact that there are so many desires for 'Babies Ever After' in Polin immediately following the conclusion of season 3 because like. . .this woman is nineteen!!! at the start of it all she should be at the club having a panic attack! and at the end, she should be getting railed up and down the European coast by her hot husband who has miraculously good pull-out game!

we are not the same!!!

[misspermitted]

Batman is such an gremlin in the animated series. My highlights so far:

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Mob Boss (being rescued): Hey! Put me down you caped freak!

Batman: 😃 *does a front flip while holding him*

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Gordon (after reading out a riddle): Do you know what this is referring to?

Batman: You don’t? *backflips off building*

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“Brucie Wayne”: I recorded this sound in my chimney, could you tell me what it is? I think it’s a bat??

Animal Doctor: Sure

Bruce: *plays unholy screaming*

Animal Doctor:

Bruce: 😇

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Batman: I’m being framed.

Alfred: (sarcastically) Ah so it wasn’t you throwing security guards out of windows?

Batman: I only do that to butlers 😎

Alfred: 🙄

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Joker (dangling over fire): You’re not gonna let me fry Batman 🥺😉

Batman:

Joker:

Batman: 😏

Joker: Batman??!

—

(In a literal cult meeting, while the cult leader is talking)

“Brucie Wayne”: Wow 😅 this is very deep stuff 😌

Cult member: Shut up

[tinycowboybro]

me when the slippers the other caretaker gave Day had the toes exposed and it defeats the whole purpose of the slippers because Mhok gave Day the fish slippers so he could protect himself from stubbing his toe on the corner and it just shows how much detail Mhok took into consideration with Day, and of course the new caretaker didn’t have malicious intent but it shows how no one could ever be the same in that regard as Mhok because Mhok Loves Day and put that love into everything he did to care for him

[omgtheregoesthefuckidontgive]

JOJO HAVE YOU LEARNT NOTHING

STOP GIVING YOUR LIFE AWAY LIKE IT'S NOTHING

Promise something else!!!!!

[thatrandombystander]

Jesus fucking christ every single sequence with Val in The Silt Verses has me having to pause the episode to go

[theliterarywolf]

Bruh, I've been holding myself from talking about the Adult Swim Uzumaki adaptation because it's one of those narratives that works better when you talk about it as a whole...

But the fact that, apparently, the producer of it is being a tool and blaming production difficulties on everyone except for himself as well as how Adult Swim apparently pulled a Korra between episodes 1 and 2...

I'm just going to flat-out say it: Episode 1 was the equivalent of watching the original Jurassic Park for the first time while Episode 2 felt more like an Asylum film.

... Seriously, if you wanted to adapt a Junji Ito story but not put out the necessary funds, they should have just adapted a random assortment of Junji Ito stories like the Netflix series did!

[nighty-night-nh]

Should've expected something to go wrong today, it is the ides of March, but I did not expect to spend 8 hours in a power cut. Thanks for that one Ceasar.

In other news, I read the entirety of Alex Rider - Skelton Key today! Great 3rd entry but also wtf do you mean their putting this 14 year old through the Unimaginable Horrors for 11 more books??? He's already had to deal with a nuke in this one??? Hello??? Alan Blunt I'm going to strangle you???

[sagechan]

HBOMAX REMOVED BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE AND BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN AND BEN 10: OMNIVERSE I'M GONNA STORM THEIR HEADQUARTERS I'M GONNA RIOT I'M GONNA MAIM BITE TEAR RIP KILL WHAT THE FUCK

[im-still-watching-anime]

one piece is crazy fr like what do you mean you’re following up Everyone’s Dead™️ with Objectifying Women: The Arc™️

[baking-bugs]

fountain of nightmares

[thesapphicsoldier]

Just finished episode 2 and holy shit dude this season’s gonna be rough

[tomfrogisblue]

I'm having real trouble finishing the last few episodes of O Segredo Na Floresta

Coz I'll open the vod to where I was up to and like every five minutes, Cellbit will drop some context to a character that recontexualises its entire arc, and I'll get depressed and close the stream again