#also dick 100% got the least emotionally mature Batman which sucks for him

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Batman is such an gremlin in the animated series. My highlights so far:

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Mob Boss (being rescued): Hey! Put me down you caped freak!

Batman: 😃 *does a front flip while holding him*

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Gordon (after reading out a riddle): Do you know what this is referring to?

Batman: You don’t? *backflips off building*

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“Brucie Wayne”: I recorded this sound in my chimney, could you tell me what it is? I think it’s a bat??

Animal Doctor: Sure

Bruce: *plays unholy screaming*

Animal Doctor:

Bruce: 😇

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Batman: I’m being framed.

Alfred: (sarcastically) Ah so it wasn’t you throwing security guards out of windows?

Batman: I only do that to butlers 😎

Alfred: 🙄

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Joker (dangling over fire): You’re not gonna let me fry Batman 🥺😉

Batman:

Joker:

Batman: 😏

Joker: Batman??!

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(In a literal cult meeting, while the cult leader is talking)

“Brucie Wayne”: Wow 😅 this is very deep stuff 😌

Cult member: Shut up