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Why is it every single character Quackity made is polyamorous and a whore
quackity is actually addicted to flirting with his friends in minecraft, it’s a really serious condition and we should all be respectful of what he goes through. obviously he doesn’t like for people to comment on it much because of his boundaries but you can just see how much he struggles with it every stream, i can’t even imagine how hard it is for him tbh it’s such a real issue that needs more awareness than it gets 😔
#erm and before you call me out for truthing his very serious condition i’m literally just stating the obvious 🙄#jesus fuck im sorry#i don’t. i dont know what im typing i dont know whats happening anymore#mcyt
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oh my god. it just hit me. the time they met in eden, the first time in crowley's mind, he asked aziraphale a question and instead of smiting him or ignoring him, he answered. for the first time in his demonic existence, someone answered a question for him without any thought, like he deserved to hear the answer. no wonder he immediately fell in love huh
#UGHHHWHSHHSHHS#im sorry if im the last one to get this but OH MY GOD#LIKE with crowley saying 'just to be able to ask the questions' in job it probably means HE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO DIRECTLY ASK HIS QUESTIONS TO#GOD AND HE SAID IN EDEN 'they just said to go up there and make some trouble' and im sure as shit he asked questions about THAT but NOBODY#EVER ANSWERED HIM AND THEN AN ANGEL WHO SHOULD'VE SMITTEN HIM THE MOMENT CROWLEY TALKED TO HIM FINALLY ANSWERED HIS FUCKING QUESTION LIKE IT#WAS NOTHING#just imagine how must have that felt oh jesus#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#aziraphale#crowley#aziracrow#ineffable spouses
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my stardew farmer ^_^ he doesnt have a green thumb for shit so he keeps animals and does mining
some tidbits i came up with while playing hehe
reclusive and doesnt really go out of his way to talk or visit people unless its an errand. but he also doesnt try to befriend others to get something out of it, so he has a very easygoing approach to making friends. on good terms with linus and sebastian since he runs into them most often.
if he respects or takes a liking to someone, he'll greet them with miss/mister (name). if you get close to him he starts using first name basis. if he doesn't like you, he'll refer to you by your title without using your name. only a few people have caught on to this.
the farm he inherited, Milky Way Farm, was the site of a meteorite crash and sometimes you can find shards of meteor debris littered around the farm (i picked the hilltop farm bc of this lol)
lost his sweater and pants a long ass time ago and doesnt have the time to look for them, so hes been working in his sleep clothes ever since
isnt actually grandpa's real heir to the farm... ;)
#sorry i havent been getting around to artfight attacks or art of anything lately bc my pen :) decided now would be the perfect#time to fucking bail on me :))) its gen 1 apple pen too so the fucker is discontinued hate and death on plsnet earth#like it TECHNICALLY works but only if i pair and re-pair it with the ipad until it senses it and that can be up to 38 tries#even then itll suddenly stop working if i take it off the ipad for more than 10 fucking seconds so i am not having a good time. this is the#second pen that this has happened to and i dont think its my ipad or software jesus christ. whatever. ill pretend not to care so it#fixes itself faster#ANYWAY COSMO!! YEAH. STARDEW IS STUPIDLY ADDICTING. i got it during the sale but im playing it on ios rn since i#dont have steam on my pc rn. i started a new save after the first one fizzled out and i think im doing way better this time yay#its a special kind of stress when u need to be in bed and its 1:50AM but the cat is in the fucking way#i wanna make more stuff with this guy i have a lot of stuff i wanna draw for him. i have a little backstory for him in mind#ill probably make a separate post to explain it but its a very long series of misunderstandings and ouran haruhi gender fuckery#my art#myart#my oc#oc#stardew farmer#sdv farmer#sdv#stardew valley#doodles#stardew
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cats: in bath robes
the nhl: well i guess we have to put provactive "lively" music over it
2024 nhl global series finland game 1 | 11.1.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#eetu luostarinen#nate schmidt#matthew tkachuk#anton lundell#gustav forsling#aaron ekblad#carter verhaeghe#sam reinhart#aleksander barkov#mackie samoskevich#florida panthers#2425#swaggy shirtless jumpscare?#sometimes i do forget he opened up the robe as he walked into the hall and i got duly reminded of it (i screamed)#the music choice...#i feel like im waiting for my coffee order in a mundane coffeeshop and notice the stairs leading down into the basement level.#the entrance is cover by a beaded curtain and im curious about the muffled music.#i pull back the beaded curtain and the muffled music is brassy. theres a stage.#and oh my god i just walked into a speakeasy racy burlesque show and the girls on stage just- oh jesus christ oh fuck oh fuck#and i skedaddle back up the stairs like hell is nipping at my heels AND I HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE#does that make sense#alternatively you know that suite life on deck episode its exactly like how that cabaret episode made me feel#IM SORRY THE MUSIC CHOICE WHAT 😭😭😭😭#ENDING WITH SWAGGY IS DEVIOUS#STARTING WITH MIKKSY IS EVEN WORSE#IM JUST A POOR PATHETIC THING PLEASE DONT DO THIS TO MEEEE
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“this does not save the daughter from the mother’s fate”
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Why is it so hard to understand that some people are picky eaters. And why is it so hard to understand that no, picky eaters DONT want to be picky eaters.
#stiff talk#i hate being a picky eater#sorry that certain foods and certain textures make me wanna vomit but like i dont CHOOSE THAT REACTION?????#can people fucking stop taking it as a personal attack if i dont like something#like NO IM NOT TRYING TO BE MEAN IM NOT TRYING TO HURT YOUR FUCK8NG FEELINGS#ITS NOT THAT YOUR COOKING IS BAD ITS THAT I JUST DDONT LIKE THE FLAVOUR/TEXTURE#JESUS CHRIST
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The mention of Khan and his cannibal wife made me wonder how he went from Alice to Nori before I realized that under the right circumstances, he's probably enough of a Drone for the Camp 98.7 trio had Yeva not had her husband. I can only imagine the madness had Alice and Nori moved in with Khan after the core implosion or Uzi having a half siblings with Alice's data running around, they'd be menaces.
My first instinct upon reading this was to think about Khan having both Alice AND Nori as wives
it's... it's... his Kharem-
huh so that's where Uzi has the polycule genes from when it comes to N & V
i will see myself out crying
#my ramblings#doodle#ask#khan doorman#nori doorman#alice#khori#... khalice???????#KHOLICE????#jesus fuck im so sorry for this#but at the same time I'm not this is so funny of a concept to me#murder drones
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Sitting on Tangerine's lap, holding his face and making him look up at you with those fuckin blue eyes of his..
I'm gonna km-
#thinks dreamily about it#im sorry not#like#jesus he has invaded me#tmi duckie#fuck man#tangerine bullet train#bullet train#tangerine x reader#tangerine#tangerine x you
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can we fucking stop assigning “ableist” to characters for no fucking reason. jesus christ. not only is it extremely boring and cop-out storytelling to just make villains out of regular ass characters to create your conflict, it’s also fucking jarring and exhausting to have to be slapped with slurs and ableist microagressions towards a CHILD out of nowhere while reading an otherwise unrelated (and untagged for it!) fic. im not normally one to get this negative on main, but if im being honest? you guys are pissing me the fuck off
#taylor marisol tommy random other characters who have NEVER SAID SHIT IN THE SHOW? can you guys get your head out of your ass#even ana who said one kind of rough thing about ability. why is she suddenly an outright bigot in your fics#like. i feel fucking unwell#i get that you don’t like the love interests but jesus fucking christ get better material#it’s boring conflict. It’s a cop out. and it’s UPSETTING#i get that there are assholes on the show. But i know to expect bigotry from them.#but when im not braced for it bc the character has never been that in the show?? holy fuck dude. unnecessary and honestly? uncalled for!!#it’s annoying and bad writing <3 get better at conflict <3 also fuck you <3#sorry! do better!#iinryer talk#tbh this goes for other unfounded bigotry too but the one i keep seeing is ableism and im angry
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AND THE COLLABORATION ART IS COMPLETE!!! SPECIAL THANKS TO @j-ellyfish FOR JOINING IN CAUSE MY WOOOOOORDDDDD 😭😭✨✨✨ THEIR COLOURING!!!!
Lineart was right here 👇
THANKS AGAIN ARY IT'S BEEN SUCH AN HONOUR WORKING WITH U!!! FOR A FUTURE COLLAB I'LL COLOUR NEXT 💜💜💜💜💜💜
#spaus#swissaus#one sided tho#aND IT'S SUCH GOOD FLAVOUR#IM STILL CRYING CAUSE JESUS MOOT'S COLOURING IS SO FUCKING#IT'S SIMPLY DIVINE !!!!!#UGH THANKS TO THEM EVERYTHING ABT THIS IS JUST SO PERFECT#LIKE IT COMPLETELY OVERTHREW EVERY EXPECTATION FR!!#sorry basch we love u#but we love ur#jealous face#roddi and tonio can't stay away from each other for too long!!!#hws austria#hws spain#hws switzerland#aph austria#aph spain#aph switzerland#hetalia#aph#hws#hetalia world stars#my art
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Presenting: David and Asher
Ft. Emo Asher
omg tag list: @ashertickler @professionallyyappin @moronkyne
#idk why David is dressed Jesus IDFK YO#what is he wearing? A FUCKING PAINTERS SMOCK I DONT KNOW#anyway :)#in case you were wondering#no I still CANNOT DRAW MEN#IDC WHAT ANYONE SAYS#anyway Asher is going through his emo phase here :D#this is like peak graduation time#and David was feeling religious OK IM SORRY I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT TF HES WEARING#anyways c:#I'm gonna go back to crying over drawing a vanity for Sophia#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted asher#redacted david#redacted fanart#crying with lucid#lucid can draw??#lucids amazing world of gumballs#im peeping now I forgot Asher's vitiligo in the second drawing BUT IF IT LOOKS LIKE I GAF YOURE WRONG
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just listened to lovegame lady gaga for maybe the first time since wdapteo. imagine a hammer labeled psychic damage bashing me over the head repeatedly.
#im sorry????#THIS is your most played song in that game???#and you were in the top ten players of this song globally bc you played it so much???#and this was information you chose to SHARE with the INTERNET???#jesus fucking christ#dnp#endymion speaks
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You're telling me. You're telling me. That David Lister. DAVE LISTER. stopped Rimmer from committing suicide. (Because that's LITERALLY WHAT THAT WAS. HE WAS GONNA UNPLUG HIMSELF and DIE.) he stopped him from committing suicide by. Comparing him to moonlight. Fucking MOONLIGHT. what the fuck what the fuck‽‽‽‽‽‽ AND IT WORKED‽‽‽‽‽
#sorry im just floored right now i need a minute#been thinking about this all day and i still cant comprehend#red dwarf#arnold rimmer#david lister#arnold j rimmer#whats their ship name i forgot someone help me out#rimmer x lister#the promised land#red dwarf the promised land#red dwarf spoilers#moonlight#omfg what the fuck i just thought about it again#thats such a normal dude bro thing to say to a guy that you definatly dont like at all man#jesus#christ#im CRYING#blorbos#blorbo#if they werent blorbos before they sure as hell are now#red dwarf fandom#tw sui talk#tw cursing
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trying to not complain about the discrepancy between how much content fictional women and poc have vs the white dudes in every fucking fandom im in, because no one owes me fanart/fic and i can make shit myself, but holy fuck can any of you name a woman?
#despite this mentioning women specifically its actually inspired by the ao3 tag for lucy and the guy who waterboarded her having 500+ fics#while her with her canon black love interest has 36.....#yanno. in a way its still 'name a woman' because none of these writers see her as a full character with thoughts and feelings that#may not align with their own. shes a named y/n to 80% of the fandom instead of. oh i dunno. an interesting canon character#ugh#sorry that you wouldnt wanna kiss max but lucy is built different + dont care + she didnt ask + L#(unfortunately i am the one getting ratioed because lesbians with correct opinions suffer more than jesus)#AND ANOTHER THING!#her tag is literally (i fucking counted) over half just shipping content with the white guy. unusable without a blacklist i stg#its not enough that she has so much less content than him. she ALSO has to share half of hers as primarily focused on him#UGH.#im allowed to bitch a full novel in the tags because its my fucking post and you can reblog it without this commentary#im not even using full names so it wont show up in their tags. i dont have to further justify shit about fuck to anyone
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okay now this is getting out of hand who gave stan mabel's sweater
there's a time traveler on the loose and they keep giving the youngins of new jersey accessories that arent supposed to exist yet
i dont think he likes pink
anywayyy reblogs appreciated as always, or like it or just scroll past it but if you want anyone else to see this you're gonna have to reblog :>
also i did one of little ford if you're interested shdfksdhkuh
insanity is once again below the cut
what was i DOING the scale was all off
"duhhhh uhhh whats hair"
i figured it out eventually like i always do
gave him a face, it is enrichment
did NOT know what i wanted the pose to be
eventually decided on this despite wanting to give him little dino hands instead because i cannot dra w hands
colored without shading
also i drew most of this with my cat sitting on my shoulders
my back hurty
#gravity falls#gf#gf fanart#gravity falls fanart#gf stan#gravity falls stan#grunkle stan#stan pines#stanley pines#stan gravity falls#grunkle stan gravity falls#stanley gravity falls#anyway jesus fuck thats enough tags#sorry im trying to like actually get my art out there 😭#you can probably tell im still learning poses and shit if you're a good artist and you have any tips to stop glaringly fucking up#my ask box is open
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i’m here, i’m here/on the border of the circle
#guilty gear#bedman#delilah guilty gear#bedman?#beloved follower you may be asking#RODYA WHAT THE FUCK IS GUILTY GEAR WHY DO YOU KEEP BEDMANPOSTING#and to that i say: IM SORRY THE AUTISM IS AUTISM-ING#how am i supposed to be normal when the circle exists#jesus chrisf ive rewritten this post like five times because my wifi is bad and keeps killing it every time i try
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