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Second half in under 2 minutes? Is this a joke to you aspect of Momus, are you serious??
#jesus christ this is not normal#and i had the most random assortment of boons too XD#Hades#Hades Game#Hades 2#buns.hades#Hades 2 Spoilers#Momus aspect#never enough mana for me#always thirsty#my gameplay quality is much improved now that i switched mel's staff to momus' lmao wow thanks
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we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight
#normally i dont do these 'my dash did a thing' posts#but like. i had to#mine#[tumblr]#1k#in less than 24 hours#jesus christ#2k#3k#technically rn it's at 2893#but it's gonna get to 3k soon#for some reason#4k#almost#this has now reached at least 2 of the 6 blogs in this image#3/6 now#5k#WHY#also i did not anticipate how weird it is to see all those urls on the top stacked on each other#10k#15k#20k
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Eddie posts a TikTok that was filmed in almost complete darkness late at night. You can just barely make out the angles of his face in the moonlight when he’s like, “Run that question back by me, Stevie.”
Steve: Do you think our pets have low self-esteem?
Eddie: Right, that’s the question.
Eddie: And the answer is no. They got high self-esteem like their dad.
Steve: But I’m insecure!
Eddie: I was talking about me.
Eddie: I preform on stage and am married to one of the hottest guys I know.
Steve:
Steve: Who’s the other hot guy you know?
Eddie: You, ten years ago.
Steve:
Steve, heavy consideration: That’s a good answer.
#their pets are not - in fact - insecure#Ozzy kills it everyday as a service dog and he knows it#and Joan thinks when you say ‘Jesus’ you mean her#(one of her main hobbies is scaring the shit out of Eddie so often when some did say Jesus Christ they were talking about her)#these are normal conversations they have when neither can sleep for a few days#eddie munson tiktok saga#eddie munson#steve harrington
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this genuinely makes me so insane. kirk speaks and suddenly spock looks like hes just snapped out of a trance. fucking looking down to avoid eye contact. could he be any gayer rn. im gonna punch a wall
#jesus FUCJING christ man#maybe if they just fucked or something man. maybe theyd act normal around each other#star trek#spirk
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Jesus and Judas
when your partner reads u 15 paragraphs of a catholic prayer about being gay for Jesus it gives you inspiration apparently. (We love gay people here)
also just realized I haven’t like, posted art on here for a while, chat should I do it more?
I have and never will read the epilogues, but beyond canon is, intriguing, mayhaps. I need gay people team.
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Boom, get fucking advertised, big post, might as well show this for its good cause of charity people.
#homestuck#dave strider#karkat vantas#davekat#hs#davebot#commander karkat#jesus christ#jesus x judas#holy shit there’s a Jesus x Judas tag?????#whaaaaaaaaaaaat#im normal guys.#homestuck beyond canon#hsbc#epilogue#religious imagery
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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.
#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort#Anyway#I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever#THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh#hl2vrai#hlvrai#tommy coolatta#should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag#whatever.#hlvrai 2#gordon freeman#gordon feetman#hlvrai gordon#hlvrai tommy#If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up#TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon#Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases#but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE#this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god#wgatever. What the fuck ever#EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK
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Comic I made earlier this month. Based on a convo w/ a friend :]
bonus:
Can you tell,,,shes my favorite,,,,
#I just think V laughing genuinely and honestly is something that would literally send me to a early grave#Like we never hear her laugh. like genuinely#like. All we've ever heard is her scary manic laughter#but what about now. now that the world isn't ending for her everyday???#like pls give me a season 2 after like a year of rest Liam. I need the domestic moments. the softer scenes. im begging#anyway yeah im normal abt V murder drones#*kicks my long ass character analysis under the table*#ok bye thx for reading!!!#murder drones#serial designation n#uzi doorman#serial designation v#envuzi#nuziv#jesus christ what is their shipname??? like its implied but christ what do i tag
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someone made a byler edit to good luck, babe by chappell roan so i’m bringing it from tiktok because everybody and their mother has to watch it.
lives were fucking changed oh my god
#jesus fucking christ#im so normal about it#byler#mike wheeler#byler endgame#stranger things#will byers
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i want to study this whole interaction.
“you're not a chilli anymore. i’m going to keep it.”
“you’re going to forget it there.”
“(very softly battling away tears, a lump in his throat and filled with sentiments) i won’t.”
#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#charlos#ceu talking#formula 1#scuderia ferrari#WHY DID HE NEED TO SAY THE I WONT LIKE THAT#JUST BE NORMAL JESUS CHRIST
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so I'm working on the outline for the "sam hunts in college" au because I have no self control/am cursed and like
a huge chunk of the support structure of this fic is the constant comparison of dean and jess and what each means to sam. and it's obvious and visceral and constant since she's not a dead concept but a living person stealing dean's fries
and it was supposed to be gen but at this point it's like. this is way more creepy and uncomfortable if they don't want to fuck actually
#why does your gf look like your brother#oh she has his birthday#that's.... normal#oh these are the 2 people who bring you the most joy#you are constantly balancing them against each other in your mind#yeah no its totally normal to model your behavior towards your gf on how your brother treats you (????)#uh huh no he taught you what it was to love somebody your one stable well of affection and comfort your whole life this is totally hinged#(jesus christ)#this is your grandma talking
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SORRY this is MORE dialogue from lucanis’ recruitment quest i just need people to be going through this with me
#combined with the sort of wondering way he repeats ‘caterina’ back to you when you first meet him if you’re not a crow#like it’s something far away he. well. barely remembers#man.#lucanis dellamorte#veilguard spoilers#and even with his memories of her shot through#and a year of imprisonment and torture behind him and a literal demon in his head. he still gets up and goes to work#because she asked!!#because he *heard* that she asked#and she was never even good to him.#rooks line is catastrophic here btw did laugh#oh you dont want to talk about your torturer. thats fine. lets talk about (spins wheel) the woman who used to beat you and withhold food and#water from you#jesus christ rook think of anyone else#i guess they don’t know. still!#sorry please excuse all of this.#october is going to be a very normal month for me
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family iconograph at koom valley ♥
#discworld#terry pratchett#sam vimes#sybil ramkin#samsybil#thud!#samuel vimes#sybil vimes#young sam#mine#I SPENT DAYSSSSS ON THIS............ PLEASE LOOK AT IT 😭#I dont normally have cause to draw babies but when i do.... jesus christ look at that little thang#also i know i cant draw backgrounds. IM SORRY
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my dealer: I got some straight gas 💯💯 🔥🔥 😎😎 this strain is called Jesus Christ Superstar ✝️⛪⛪🙏🙏 this shit will get you thinking you're the son of god‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️
me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit
me five minutes later: dude what the fuck I swear it's you that say I am dude
King Herod from The Bible: wonkadoo wackadoo wackity wack walk across my swimming pool boy
#jesus christ superstar fandom where you at#i will never be normal about king herods song im sorry its a banger#jesus christ superstar#jcs#butterstalk
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what if we kissed in the Garden of Gethsemane after the last supper and I did not refuse your treacherous kiss which identified me to the police of Sanhedrin but instead I kissed you in return to show that I still love you and forgive you for betraying me and we were both boys
#im so sorry guys did I ever mention i am supremely autistic about religious mythology#most normal callum fixation#cal.txt#biblical mythology#jesus christ#judas iscariot#jesus and judas#religious stuff#garden of gethsemane#jesus x judas#doomed yaoi#I’m so sorry this is such a. bad post#and we were both boys#stares at Jesus and Judas two biblical figures that were very likely real human guys also: TWO BOYS KISSING‼️🥂🫡#sorry#but like you followed me so this is your fault
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EDGE OF TOMORROW (2014) + letterboxd reviews ↳ insp.
#edge of tomorrow#tom cruise#emily blunt#filmedit#chewieblog#userbbelcher#underbetelgeuse#userpayton#userkd#omgari#userlex#usertreena#userfrench#userhella#userclayy#*#live die repeat#i'm soooooo fine and normal about this movie#jesus fucking christ#flashing tw#eyestrain#guns tw
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the way that i had to find out grian STOPPED TIME at the end of session 3 of wild life by watching the episodes because NOBODY TOLD ME. NOBODY TOLD ME HE LITERALLY STOPPED TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE
#wild life#grian#i don’t wanna fuckin hear it dude this season ROCKS#grian not giving a FUCK about appearing to be a normal player this season HELP ME.#the analysis of his actions. it grips me. jesus christ#AND IT WAS TO SAVE SCAR FROM PERMADEATH? HOW ARE Y’ALL SLEEPING ON THIS
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