#jesus christ this is not normal

[magnusbae]

Second half in under 2 minutes? Is this a joke to you aspect of Momus, are you serious??

[grantwilson]

we are discussing our childhood passions on the dash tonight

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a TikTok that was filmed in almost complete darkness late at night. You can just barely make out the angles of his face in the moonlight when he’s like, “Run that question back by me, Stevie.”

Steve: Do you think our pets have low self-esteem?

Eddie: Right, that’s the question.

Eddie: And the answer is no. They got high self-esteem like their dad.

Steve: But I’m insecure!

Eddie: I was talking about me.

Eddie: I preform on stage and am married to one of the hottest guys I know.

Steve:

Steve: Who’s the other hot guy you know?

Eddie: You, ten years ago.

Steve:

Steve, heavy consideration: That’s a good answer.

[mirrorversemcspirk]

this genuinely makes me so insane. kirk speaks and suddenly spock looks like hes just snapped out of a trance. fucking looking down to avoid eye contact. could he be any gayer rn. im gonna punch a wall

[kocoloco]

Jesus and Judas

when your partner reads u 15 paragraphs of a catholic prayer about being gay for Jesus it gives you inspiration apparently. (We love gay people here)

also just realized I haven’t like, posted art on here for a while, chat should I do it more?

I have and never will read the epilogues, but beyond canon is, intriguing, mayhaps. I need gay people team.

EDIT:

Boom, get fucking advertised, big post, might as well show this for its good cause of charity people.

[saintaviator]

something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

[peacockrulz]

Comic I made earlier this month. Based on a convo w/ a friend :]

bonus:

Can you tell,,,shes my favorite,,,,

[mikeslawyer]

someone made a byler edit to good luck, babe by chappell roan so i’m bringing it from tiktok because everybody and their mother has to watch it.

lives were fucking changed oh my god

[accidentcache]

dabi suffocating himself between your thighs, only coming up for air after you cum. he's gasping and panting while smiling at you all proud of himself for not dying

okay but seriously, he always tells you that he can’t feel anything. like you’ve slapped him before and you pinch him and yeah with the slap his head moves because of swing and force but he doesn’t feel it.

so next step just to fuck with him is breath play, right? surely he can feel oxygen leaving his lungs, right?

and he loves when you sit on his face. he likes to grab your ass and it’s perfect spot to dig his nails in as you ride his tongue and grind into his mouth

just for shits and giggles really— you clamp your thighs around his head when his mouth closes around your clit and the grip on your ass gets tight to the point you know there’s gonna be bruises. i’m talking nails digging in, there will be little crescent shapes in your skin afterward

you only loosen the hold on his hair and around his head when you think he’s almost out of oxygen and the look of his face when you peer down at him GOD DAMN the stars and hearts in his eyes because holy fuck that was the hottest thing ever imaginable and he pulls your thighs snug to the side of his head again and gives you a firm smack on the ass like, “do that shit again”

[interlagosainz]

i want to study this whole interaction.

“you're not a chilli anymore. i’m going to keep it.”

“you’re going to forget it there.”

“(very softly battling away tears, a lump in his throat and filled with sentiments) i won’t.”

[shanastoryteller]

so I'm working on the outline for the "sam hunts in college" au because I have no self control/am cursed and like

a huge chunk of the support structure of this fic is the constant comparison of dean and jess and what each means to sam. and it's obvious and visceral and constant since she's not a dead concept but a living person stealing dean's fries

and it was supposed to be gen but at this point it's like. this is way more creepy and uncomfortable if they don't want to fuck actually

[vigilskeep]

SORRY this is MORE dialogue from lucanis’ recruitment quest i just need people to be going through this with me

[theygotlost]

family iconograph at koom valley ♥

[butterscotch-goat]

my dealer: I got some straight gas 💯💯 🔥🔥 😎😎 this strain is called Jesus Christ Superstar ✝️⛪⛪🙏🙏 this shit will get you thinking you're the son of god‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️

me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

me five minutes later: dude what the fuck I swear it's you that say I am dude

King Herod from The Bible: wonkadoo wackadoo wackity wack walk across my swimming pool boy

[soullessjack]

what if we kissed in the Garden of Gethsemane after the last supper and I did not refuse your treacherous kiss which identified me to the police of Sanhedrin but instead I kissed you in return to show that I still love you and forgive you for betraying me and we were both boys

[lunarblazes]

the way that i had to find out grian STOPPED TIME at the end of session 3 of wild life by watching the episodes because NOBODY TOLD ME. NOBODY TOLD ME HE LITERALLY STOPPED TIME. WHAT THE FUCK DUDE