#butterstalk

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it's easy and free

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this!! I just don't get why gendered pronouns are so necessary, what do you find so wrong with they/them? /Rhetorical

why can’t you people just let a character who canonically uses They/Them Only use they/them only. why do you feel the need to tack on he or she. why is it so hard for you

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Happy Sunday~!

Butters: Well, I think what I’ll do is Sunday mornings, I’ll uhm.. I will talk about something that was asked earlier that might not have gotten a full answer.

Like today, the question about what the other fellas have been up to. Since Kenny did mention whether we hang out, but neither of us really remembered to say what everyone was up to. Kyle’s working on his law degree.. He’s only really home on the weekends, but he’s almost always with Stan then.. Stan’s uh.. Well, he’s not sure what he wants to do. Eric’s kind of not changed, an’ Kenny don’t really like him bein’ around anymore. Like, at all. Tweek’s getting to do more at Tweak Bros. He might be taking over and he wants big changes. Mostly taking the bad things out of his parent’s shop.. I’m not gonna say what, most of you probably know.

Craig is uhm.. Well, I guess you’d have to ask Ken, cause I dun’ really get to talk to Craig as much as he does. And when I do, Craig’s real quiet! He’s still real fast about being there when Tweek needs him though. It’s really cute, actually.

Token’s taking over his dad’s position one step at a time.. Uhm.. I forgot what Clyde’s doing, honestly. I’ve only been awake ten minutes and the coffee machine is broken again. Kenny’s fixed it so many times. Uhm.. Wendy is gone off to college out of state. After Stan kind of ran after Kyle instead of her, she just kinda cut ties. Well, with Stan. I hate to sound mean, but I think most of us saw it coming. Stan and Kyle have been close for years!

This is gettin’ kinda long. Anyway. I’m off work and Kenny has work nearer to around two. Which mean’s maybe an hour if I don’t forget to check!

Send us those asks!! We love you all!

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haters are just jealous of my various jars of human organs in mysterious green liquids

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WHO DID THIS

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BRO HOW THE FUCK IS HE CONTROVERSIAL????? WHAT DID HE DO????????? HES THE GOODEST BOY EVER THE BESTEST (DEFINITELY TRANS) MAN HELP VOTE LOVE RIGHT THE hECK NOW PLEase

Controversial Character Tournament Round 1: Milo Thatch from Atlantis: The Lost Empire

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oh your boyfriend? Yeah sorry he built a little empire out of some crazy garbage. Yeah it's called the blood of the exploited middle class or something? I dunno. Yeah, no yeah they've overcome their shyness. Yep now they're calling him "your highness," yeah, sorry. Yeah the world is screaming "kiss me, son of god." Yeah. Sorry.

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hello "Crowley was Raphael" fans.did you know that the name Aziraphale means "Raphael's helper." Yeah pretty cool right.anyway I'm gonna cry for a little bit now

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she cask on my amontillado til i'm bricked up

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UTDR players on their way to misgender KFC because "they use any pronouns because of all the players" completely missing the point of the games being that the player and character they play are separate entities

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my dealer: I got some straight gas 🔥🔥🔥 this strain is called "Cotard's solution" it'll have you screaming words you've never even heard of 😎😎😎🐐🐐‼️‼️

me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

me five minutes later: bro what if the fear of darkness gave way to the fear of color bro

my friend Will, pacing: would you live in black and white or rest your eyes through the day???????

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my dealer: I got some straight gas 💯💯 🔥🔥 😎😎 this strain is called Jesus Christ Superstar ✝️⛪⛪🙏🙏 this shit will get you thinking you're the son of god‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️

me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

me five minutes later: dude what the fuck I swear it's you that say I am dude

King Herod from The Bible: wonkadoo wackadoo wackity wack walk across my swimming pool boy

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Mutuals can we find this guy's house address

You're a hoe, buddy ol pal!!!!!!!!

(/j)

your mother.

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"my child is completely fine" your child is relating to a song containing the line "I've never understood what humans do and want"

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who gonna be the erotic to my neurotic

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man will wood was right. what IS is??