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There are so many things in her little pink bag
#no spoliers please#jester the woman you are#she is so fucking hard to draw tho#spent way too long trying to figure out how the fuck to draw her horns#jester cr2#jester#jester lavorre#cr2#critical role#the mighty nein#sbm art
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i think it'd be fun if while the master was on gallifrey and messing around in the matrix he found about abt the confession dial. not the sanitised story that twelve might've told missy during the vault but the actual real 4.5 billion years of the time lords using twelve's own will and testament as a torture chamber story. and he loses it. and he burns gallifrey. except he can't ADMIT that's why he did that he'd look SENTIMENTAL he'd look like an IDIOT so instead he makes up a story about how he found something in the matrix something so horrifying and awful and unbelievable that he HAD to destroy the time lords. and then thirteen ends up on gallifrey and digs a little deeper than he had and manages to reconstruct some of the missing files and when she runs back into him she's like i finally found out why you burned gallifrey and i can't believe they did this to me i can't believe they wiped my whole life and experimented on me and built the time lords from my stolen dna and the master's like yeah while mentally he's like hm i'm sorry they fucking what
#doctor who#the master#dhawan!master#the doctor#thirteen#and then he can never fucking admit that he didn't know that!!!!#he has to spend the rest of the eternity of their relationship like yeah it was fucked what they did to you queen#also i think it'd help you if you talked thru the exact memories you saw while using as many descriptive words as possible#also a part of him destroys gallifrey for clara. less bc he actually cares that she's dead and more bc like#the time lords REALLY think they can enact a scheme that ends up having clara as collateral damage???#after all that work missy did finding her????????? if that woman was gonna die it'd be by THEIR hand tyvm#if he'd spent a bit longer in the matrix after finding abt the confession dial he'd have discovered that 12 made her temporarily immortal#but alas he did not. gets a big shock in a a couple decades when he runs into her dsajlkdaklj#to be the master is to be god's favourite jester (derogatory)
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✨Just stick your face right in her boobs!✨
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holy shit jester???
#finally getting caught up and laura bailey the woman that you are#soda speaks#cr#critical role#cr2#cr2 spoilers#mighty nein#campaign 2#the mighty nein#jester lavorre
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“Did you really think you could hide from me, darling?”
uhhh sleuth jesters eclipse but woamn prety colors were mostly based on @/just-a-drawing-bean 's sj eclipse sleuth jesters by @/naffeclipse @junyxper :3
#why did this take me three - four days?#what is this witchcraft#anyways tag time#errors doobles#sleuth jesters#sleuth jesters eclipse#eclipse fnaf#what do i even tag this as#oh yeah i tried a knew shading style thingie#not sure how noticeable it is#but y'know#woman that can and probably will kill you :D
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crposting bcs im honestly hyperfixating on it for the first time in like literally A Year And A Half? but ohmygod yall have we ever considered just how adorable of a name jester is
#ITS SO CUTE#ITS SO SIMPLE#ITS SOOOO PERFECT#idk. laura bailey the woman that you are#she really cooked with jester#i love all the characters in m9 (and incidentally i happen to think theyre the absolute perfect dnd character group ever)#but jester is just. SOMETHING ELSE!!!#cr#critical role#jester lavorre
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listen if we brat summer our way out of fascism I'll fuckin take it
#ravi rants#historically speaking the best way to shut down asshats that violate the social contract of tolerance is to mock them#idk man maybe I have a different perspective on all of this because I'm part of the desi diaspora#but like.... so Indians won't always obviously call out violations of social decorum#if you're making an idiot of yourself or you're making a scene. other people will stand by and let you do it.#my therapist and I talk about me coming from a high-context Asianic cultural background like I do a lot actually#because the thing about Indian decorum is that. like.#one. you protect yours. if your friend is actively intervening in on something there's a reason and it might be helpful#but two. if someone's breaking decorum.... we allow them to do so in order to figure out why.#if someone's ex is crashing a wedding and successfully gets the floor they'll get heard out#and everyone will be paying attention#because the thing is those kinds of overt violations of decorum usually happen for a reason....#Indian soap operas are A Lot™ but listen. a party might be the right time to call someone out on being abusive or manipulative#because the whistleblower can be escorted away to safety by them and theirs.#and usually you have to be able to know enough decorum to get to the point where you make a scene#and Indians respect the hustle. we'll hear you out.#the Hindu gods are notorious for being like 'alright smart guy. here's your wish.'#the gods will readily admit if they've been outwitted#but you're an idiot if you think you'll get away with fucking with the natural chaos of samsara and karma forever :)#however. there's also Hindu parables of asuras and dumbass humans realizing they fucked up and taking the L with grace#and the gods respect that#but lol. fascists aren't respectful.#Richard Spencer shut the fuck up after we all saw him get punched#conservatives are having a mental breakdown over being called weird while insisting that a cis woman is a man#and I'd like to remind everyone that the social role of a court jester is to keep everyone humble#bc dude. if you're getting butthurt over the clown ribbing you. maybe calm the fuck down? look in the mirror?#you may be a king but the larger the seat you hold#the better your toilet plumbing should be
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Sun Haven & Baldurs Gate 3 AU refs for Vesper!
No matter the universe, I feel like it's very important that Vesp captures the vibe of "heartbreaking! the most annoying/meanest woman you know just made a really funny joke". In fact, BG3 Vesper is worse than Canon Vesper, if only bc in TUTYS he's reigned in by not being the leader of the group.....in BG3 he's free to be as awful and chaotic as he wants and the rest of the party suffers for it
#my art#my ocs#digital art#character design#procreate#oc: vesper mercury#os: the ugly things you say#au designs#bg3!au#baldurs gate tav#sun haven!au#sun haven#also worth noting that Vesper isnt necessarily evil nor am i playing an evil run of bg3 for them#but it sure aint a good run either#he's the meanest of the ocs ive used for files on bg3 so far. but notably vesp only cares about being mean if its funny#everything he does Has to be funny to him. regardless of if its good or bad he's got no moral compass#he's just a court jester of a woman who needs to be the funniest person in the room or he'll combust
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It’s always so funny to me when someone can’t tell the difference between an actor who’s over the top and an actor who is doing an intentionally over the top performance. The former can be super aggravating, I get it—but the latter can be so goddamn effective. Especially when you know the actor already, know they’re fully capable of giving normal human facial expressions and chill line deliveries. And they’re out here doing The Absolute Most all of a sudden? It’s for a reason, dude. It’s almost always for a reason. And once you can see past the camp on the surface, it’s so much fun digging in to what emotions the character is actually hiding.
#this is mainly about servant (and to a lesser degree YJ)#like Ambrose in servant is (pardon me) serving SUCH a chaotic performance#but having known her for decades I know full well that’s on purpose#Dorothy is over the top because she HAS to be. because she’s built walls so high around her own grief that the denial comes out in Crazy#and she fully thinks she’s the only one paying attention. the only sane one in the room.#you get glimpses of her being ‘normal’ in flashbacks#still a little Much. still a product of wealth and expectation. detached from reality to a degree.#but the character she becomes after the tragedy is. A Character.#it’s not the woman she was before. she bricked that woman up. she’s taken her performance from television and made a baby blanket out of it#it’s so. so intentional.#and you sort of get a similar thing going with Hewson in early eps of YJ#totally different starting block. Van doesn’t start out traumatized. but she does start out Big#she’s loud she’s silly she’s being intentionally wacky to get laughs out of people#and some of it comes off a little cringe. because it’s a kid playing a role#this is how you like me. I’m gay. I’m butch. I’m hiding.#if I’m a jester you’ll see what I want you to and nothing more. that’s the plan. it’s working. don’t look at the goalie.#not as a person.#but as the show goes on (or as she’s spending time with taissa) she slows down some. quiets. she’s snarkier. holding tension differently.#Hewson starts the performance at an 11 so they can really delve into who Van becomes when the mask is off#when there’s no point in playing the class clown#when it’s like. ah yeah. here’s the kid who grew up too fast.#here’s the kid who’s scared to death. and angry. and willing to fight to live.#it’s not an overacting thing. it’s VAN overacting to keep her secrets#watch the face so you miss what the hands are doing#actors man. actors are fucking cool. storytelling is fucking cool.#deconstructing the illusion is my favorite thing#(anyway still watching servant and it’s still really. Something Else.)
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extending an olive branch to the c2 fans with this post. sorry i was angry at y'all.
[c3 headcanons here!]
#🍃#critical role#critrole#nd headcanons#i may be painting a target on my forehead by having the most controversial opinion in the fandom that jester isn't autistic#i just think she's sweet and peppy#(to a lesser extent laudna for the same reason)#yasha on the other hand? you look at that woman and tell me she's allistic
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(clenches fist so hard) I'M SO NORMAL ABOUT HIM IN THE MASK I SWEAR I PROMISE I'M NOT INTO THIS
#(I'm super into this)#THE MASK...#GAAAAAH#he's soooo fucking handsome!#both with and without it!!!!#i remember seeing him for the first time and being like 'ooh he's cute lemme look up his wiki page- OH MY GOD A MASK.. 😳“#he's so incredibly attractive when he's Jester ajshansn especially when you hear him chuckle and ahdjqhdnqhsb gaaaahh#he's been on my mind so much akdjajsj reaching main f/o status so quickly!!!#also it's really cute how he was crushing on ash (who he knew as a masked woman called Rose) and then she took off her mask and he was like#'OH MY GOD SHE'S SUPER PRETTY TOO?! AHHH-'#it's not often you can catch him off guard but he was speechless whenever he saw her akdjajsjs it's so cute!!!#but yeah ajdhamdbqnen#his mask.. akdhakdhqndhwjeh it really does it for me 😳 i just find everything about him attractive ajdkajs mask or no i think he's stunning#and an amazing boyfriend! I'm really happy! i cant wait to start the sequel! first I'll play some more mainline y.akuzas though#sorry honey! gonna have to wait a little longer teehee#ash rambles 💚#mask off 🎭
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working on this fic is like. first i have to consult a venn diagram. specifically this one which i did lose but i have the picture still
then listen to these five songs in order without pausing to establish the vibe
and then. i can work on a teeny tiny bit at a time
#anna's fic notes#this is like. what if caleb COULD just run away and be a sailor#and then got drawn into an extensive dance with a captain and the woman who made a god#this is one of the ideas from the extensive widofjord aus brainstorming document#but it did evolve into 'hm. why not the three of them?' which is a lot of fun#this is the lighthearted side of the coin the other side is the one where jester and caleb do a lot of necromancy after fjord gets got#yes i have been rewatching the pirates arc lately why do you ask
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bbbbbbbbbbbbbbb here's a fucking clown
#clowncore#clowns#jester#this is gesture she's my little baby#it uses he/she/it pronouns#and its a little guy 💓#all of these post-it doodles are from work. cuz i love procrastinating 😜#ignore picture three the alyx doodle looked too good for me to draw over so you get to see her anyway. but im not tagging it#i luv alyx she's the most woman ever#watching wayne's playthru of alyx rn actually. but he has adhd so he keeps pausing every 2 seconds JFBDJFBJF#anyway tags time#dnoodles#my ocs#myself#<- in first image. thats my sona. btw#gesture (oc)
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#being a mature and realistic adult by pretending i don't have twenty more options i want to get one day#anyway i'm leaning on the jesters for something cheap on the inside of my wrist but i also love the flowers and the flower woman help#resorting to you phone besties hi#chrysa speaks
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look i know a lot of people want news about beau and caleb or for keyleth (and vex) to find out about vaxil’orb screaming but by far my unreasonable and impossible previous campaign pc interaction wish is for them to miraculously run into jester. for two key reasons: so her and fearne can kiss and also so she can fix imogen through the unrelenting force of her friendship.
#this is above all. a joke. matthew would never voice jester if he could avoid it as he (i say with affection) shouldn’t#but i was rewatchin some c3 today and rewatched a bunch of c2 while makin my edit and .#imogen is exactly jesters I Will Pester You Into Friendship type. standoffish quiet irritable#trying to be Good but not good at it#bc i truly think laura’s pcs have the least likelihood to get along#but w imogen and jester i do think imogen Wouldnt like jester the way like . essek didn’t like jester#like let us not forget that jester lavorre was called disarmingly charming by. Ludinus#like if jester found out imogen could read her mind AND hand sending? she would never leave that woman alone#anyway. tagging this for blog organization please don’t take this seriously#critical role#cr3#imogen temult#jester lavorre#fearne calloway
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also sorry i need u guys to see cohlunes throne room. where he presumably decorated this shit himself.
#twist rambles#LIKE WHY DO YOU NEED AN EYEBALL THRONE YOURE SUCH A WEIRDOOOOOOOO#^shalvas on left cohlune on right :) but this is nuts i loveeeee caldealand they just let people do shit there. its so whimsical#<- caldealand is the place he is in charge of btw :)#actually i rly wonder if the guy thats pictured in the eyeball chair in the art is like. cohlunes jester. this guy WOULD have a jester#♟#sorry i have to post ok. im nearly done w the 2nd act of my first route and im sooo scared where its going. im coping w the numerous freaks#other fun facts about shalvas. when encountered with a woman in a matchmaking setting his strat for picking her up was. just saying#“...please” and when he succeeded he didnt even seem like he cared. he didnt want to be at this party in the first place btw. its insane#they did so much in this game. look at my silly guys ok :)
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