#jess vs the world

[totallyjazzed]

My first Vic3 Singleplayer Game, Part 1

I decided to play as Austria, as they’re a big power but nothing is really expected of them, here’s how it went.

First, I did a little trolling by getting Bavaria and Hesse-Kassel into my market, cutting Prussia off from the valuable Rhineland.

I decided to play peacekeeper for a while, stopping Prussia from gobbling up the smaller german states, this went reasonably well.

The third war put Prussia on the economic back foot, as France occupied the Rhineland and refused to make peace, causing Prussia to lose Great Power status.

I had a new mission.

The day came, and I was able to sway both the Russians and the British to my side, all the while Prussia was *still* at war with the French. Four Great Powers versus one Not-So-Great Power hardly seemed fair.

Nevertheless, war was declared, and frankly, they got fucked,

I became the sole unification candidate, planning on unifying Germany when my truce expired...but I never got a truce.

It was even messier than the previous war...

...but my allies and I were able to just waltz into Berlin.

And Großdeutschland entered the world stage.

In 1857, a new country arose.

The Americans immediately tried to kill me...

...but nothing became of it.

I didn’t conquer any more, wanting to focus on my economy, and boy did I!

On a mission to find the source of the Nile, I was jumpscared.

Throughout this playthrough I had been battling the Aristocrats and the Catholic Church, here’s one of their many failed attempts to frighten me.

I noticed that forming Germany had really bolstered my economy.

And I was finally able to solve racism forever.

This, of course, was a great boon to my economy.

I tried, unsuccessfully, to abolish the monarchy, I was being held back by the leader of the Armed Forces...

The year was 1878, and people finally forgave me for the whole “Germany” thing.

But more importantly, my nemesis was defeated.

The Kaiser, as it happens, was an eighty-six year old arrogant mentally ill opium addict who everyone hated.

I worked tirelessly to improve Austria for the people.

And it certainly paid off.

And then, without the aid of a ninety-nine year old Irishman, the monarchy crumbled.

There were some...troubling developments.

But overall, Germany was doing well for itself, being the third most populous country in the world.

Five years came and went without incident, and the monarchy seemed gone forever.

On the way, a New chancellor was elected, with a fantastically German name and a fantastically German moustache.

Finally, I decided to annex my puppets Krakow and Montenegro, who both gave up without incident.

Which gives Germany its current borders, as of 1/1/1887.

I elected to put the game on hold after this, for this had taken me around six hours.

I will likely return for the other fifty years in a second post.

[owlcracker]

quick thing bc i wanted to do this with my two latest obsessions soooo bad

[slutir]

୧ ‧₊˚ 🍮 ⋅ ☆

headers by me

[thechatster]

Finished Time Breaker and this was all I could think about… Would this make Jesse Ramona?

[critteryaoi]

Sillayyyyy

[rei-comfort-zone]

Something I had been working since like two days ago: Ironjaw VS. The world of Eltingville

《Can Ironjaw fight- or well, defeat the different townies that may make his relationship with the newbie roller skater of town awkward? From her roleplayer friend, the Hot Topic fag, her first bisexual aweking and as the final boss her jackass big bro??》

Anyways, SCOTT PILGRIM REFERENCE‼️‼️🗣🗣

[I wish Canada could be real/j I should ask Kyle about it, he spawned from that place anyways]

+ I made a lot of changes on the drawing BUT I liked the result of it anyways, even if it was painful drawing with limited layers ( only 13 layers :] )

[ihateyou2500]

OH YKGOD THEY WERE SO UGLY I CANT

[pernillecfcw]

Unbelievable performance 😮‍💨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 into the knockouts

[arguablysomaya]

more than anything i want a spiderverse office drama au

[mr-and-mr-mitchell]

Not been said here but I fucking Love Lucy Bronze and the Lionesses.

Final Here We Come!

[totallyjazzed]

got jumpscared in vic3

[owlcracker]

drew up some ships for valentines day :3 srry if its kinda shitty its rushed n stuff

[chromafry]

"you didnt know me at 13" "i really wish i did"

[xx-key-xx]

Shopping Haul #4: The Return

[wtfjd95]

At least an hour before England vs Denmark kicks off!!

What's everyone's score predictions?

I'm hoping for a least 1-0 with England winning. A draw at best

[quackoyesyes]

*FIGHT CLUB SPOILERS*

Me: I should post some of my drawings! (Posts the one drawing I barely put effort into and only did it for the giggles)

Yeah the idea came from the letterboxd review I posted a while back which talked about Fight Club but with Micheal Cera finding out him and Jesse Eisenberg are the same person, it was actually really fun to draw!

Now I’ve got an idea of drawing Scott Pilgrim vs The World (one of my favourites) but instead of Micheal Cera it’s Jesse, if I do draw it I’ll definitely put effort. And Andrew Garfield would be Ramona Flowers.