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managone16 · 1 month ago

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James: So, Reg, you're straight? Regulus: Um, well- James: Y'know what else is straight? Regulus: What? James: Spaghetti until it gets wet and hot. Regulus: I'm gay, James. James: Oh... so the spaghetti was- Regulus: James, no-

#when james tried to undo the joke #he learned it from sirius #jegulus #dead gay wizards from the 70s #hp marauders #marauders #marauders era #regulus black #trans regulus #james potter #slytherin skittles #james fleamont potter #james loves regulus

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egophiliac · 10 months ago

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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers #(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.)#(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands)#revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN #anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days #mork and grimdy. i-is that anything.#the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes #when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years #(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia)#(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway)#hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series #in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas?#but how does boo boo kitty factor into this

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forgrtashes-blog · 1 year ago

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Barnaby got the blues

You guys have absolutely no idea how much I enjoy drawing silly things like this.

Anyway, yeah. I used the beta designs because I love them sm.

A little extra lol

#welcome home #welcome home puppet show #welcome home arg #wally darling #barnaby b beagle #frank frankly #sally starlet #fanart #puppet #70s #60s #art #sketch #funny #he just told a joke and no one laughed

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choccy-milky · 6 months ago

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herbology class 🌹🌿 (from chap 2 of my fic!)

#his alliteration/pun combo is even more lame in the actual chap bc seb holds up a dittany seed as he says this #bro had the dad jokes before he even became a dad😔��#alliterations are just how they flirt.....losers...and i notice them EVERYWHERE now too. ive cursed myself #also MY ONESHOT IS LIKE 70-80% DONE I THINK?? im 30k words in but i might end up making it 2 chaps instead #idk im still deciding..itll depend on if i find a cutoff point that im happy with. cuz right now i dont like splitting it anywhere LOL #but maybe ill do it and release the first part just so that i can get it out and then finish the latter half later...decisions decisions #also now that im done my fic i also wanna draw a bunch of the earlier scenes i never did like this one #so weird drawing seb and clora not together yet tho LOL esp for seb. like damn there was a time u COULDNT just smooch clora?? nightmare....#i also almost drew clora wearing her hairclip SO many times by mistake LOL. thats the plus side of pre-seblora tho. dont gotta draw it🤪#hogwarts legacy #hphl #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #clora clemons #sebastian x mc #choccyart #mirabel garlick #hogwarts legacy fanfiction

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a-rayneart · 3 months ago

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It’s not a party until I’ve fallen in love with a fruity priest.

#more characters to come #“what am I saying is actually one of my favorite jokes in the show so far #artist #artwork #artists on tumblr #drawing #sketch #digital art #fanart #mash #mash 4077 #father mulcahy #francis mulcahy #funny #70s #classic tv

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goobersplat · 1 year ago

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1970s “Rock Concert” Paperweight

#png #transparent #kidcore #nostalgia #nostalgiacore #toycore #toywave #toys #rock #paper weight #kitsch #funny #vintage #1970s #70s #pun #joke

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ultravioletbrit · 4 months ago

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“dark” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 358 words

cw: panic attack

James and Regulus are cuddled up on the couch. The curtains are closed, and the room is only lit by dimmed lights and the flicker of the forgotten film playing in the background. Suddenly, the minimal lighting is gone, and the room is bathed it darkness.

Regulus instantly pulls away with a sharp breath then immediately clings to James’ side.

“The power must have gone—" James starts before noticing Regulus has gone completely stiff. “Reg? Are you okay?”

“Uh-huh.” Regulus answers numbly.

“Reg?” James proceeds very cautiously. “Erm… Are you afraid of the dark?”

“No.” Regulus scoffs, very unconvincingly.

“You’re squeezing my hand pretty hard—” James says, his voice full of concern.

“Sorry. I just—" Regulus lets go of James’ hand.

“No. No, come here.” James pulls Regulus back giving him one of his hands and wrapping his other arm around him tightly. That’s when he notices Regulus’ irregular breathing.

“Okay, love. I’ve got you. Squeeze my hand as hard as you need to, but I need you to breathe with me, okay?” James tells him and starts taking deep breaths until Regulus is able to match his breathing.

“It’s okay. You’re okay, I’ve got you.” James whispers and he feels Regulus give him a shaking nod against his chest.

“I’m sorry… I just… I erm… I used to—" Regulus sputters.

“It’s okay.” James says again. “Alright, we’re going to stand up—" Regulus clings to James tighter. “I won’t let go, and you won’t let go of my hand. We’re just going to walk to the hall closet and get a torch and some candles, alright?” James explains and he feels Regulus nod again.

They make it to the closet and back to the couch with the torch and James lights several candles. He wraps his arms around Regulus, and they cuddle up on the couch again.

“I’m sorry.” Regulus says again. “You probably think—"

“I don’t think anything, not about this.” James says and squeezes Regulus.

“I’m sorry about your hand.” Regulus tells him.

“You’ll make it up to me.” James says sweetly, and he can practically feel Regulus rolling his eyes as he cuddles impossibly closer.

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deswhomst · 1 month ago

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An attack against Regulus Black is an attack against me.

#please keep your hate to yourself #i will take it personally #this is not a safe space #okay i’m mostly joking #but not really #regulus black #jegulus #james potter #dead gay wizards from the 70s #starchaser #sunseeker #marauders

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outromoony · 5 days ago

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If you hate wolfstar i’ll just assume you’re boring and miserable

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icedcoffeebabyy · 6 months ago

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i fear i need a james potter bf rn.

#james potter #pls hmu #marauders #marauders era #or a marlene gf #the marauders #prongs #like it’s not a joke anymore #jegulus #wolfstar #sirius black #regulus black #harry potter #actually i really need a marlene gf plsss #icedcoffeebabyy #dead gay wizards #dead gay wizards from the 70s

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managone16 · 11 days ago

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Regulus and Remus kissing to fuck with people part 3 Remus: Who are you texting, Reg? Regulus: Your mom. Remus: Haha. Funniest joke ever. Regulus, rolling his eyes: Not kidding. I am texting your mom. *Shows him phone screen* Sirius: Why are you texting my boyfriend's mom? Regulus, grinning: Because she likes her son's side chick more than his boyfriend. *Leans in to kiss Remus on the lips* Sirius: James: Sirius: SIDE-CHICK?? MOONY-

#they are joking #but like. obv hope likes reg more #siri is effie's fav #hp marauders #marauders #marauders era #dead gay wizards from the 70s #jegulus #wolfstar #regulus black #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #trans regulus #slytherin skittles #platonic moonwater #platonic moonwater moonwatering like moonwater #jegulily

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uhhlifeig · 19 days ago

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Moonstruck - Feb. 12th - word count: 227 - @wolfstarmicrofic

Sirius’s jaw dropped as Remus walked into the room.

“What are you looking at?” he asked self-consciously, messing with his immaculately-tailored suit. “Do I look weird?”

Sirius was thanking his past self profusely for taking Remus to Twilfitt and Tattings for a fitting. He was gorgeous, and the fact that the suit was custom-made to bring out all of Remus’s best features also made Sirius’s breath stutter.

“No,” Sirius said finally, snapping his mouth shut. “You… I- uhm, one second.” He scrubbed a hand over his face and rubbed his eyes, hoping that the image in front of him wasn’t just a hallucination.

Nope. It definitely wasn’t.

“Are you alright now, Padfoot?” Remus asked, walking up to him. “What’s wrong?”

“Sorry, you’re just so beautiful that I was speechless,” Sirius said, watching as the tips of his boyfriend’s ears turned red. He enjoyed the sight of a flustered Remus very much.

“Padfoot,” he warned, evidently knowing what was about to come out of his mouth. “Don’t-”

“You might even say…” Sirius’s grin widened. “I was moonstruck.”

Remus groaned. “No, no, shut up.”

“Never,” Sirius said.

“Fine. We still have to go to James and Lily’s wedding though, Pads-”

“Yeah, yeah, let’s go comfort Prongs. Ten galleons says that he’s already panicking.”

“Sirius,” Remus said slowly. “I’m not taking that bet. You know how he gets about Lily.”

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littleliterarylesbian · 9 months ago

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it is 4am and all I can think about is dark obsessive jegulus rn.

just hear me out, the cloak and the map? perfect stalking material. Maybe it starts off innocent, James just wanting to check up on Regulus for some reason or James wanting to know more about his best friend's little brother but it spirals out of control quickly. One moment he's watching Regulus' name move on the map, the next he's under the cloak and trying his hardest not to be detected. He's sneaking into the Slytherin dorms, he's trying to figure out how close Regulus' friends actually are to him.

and I feel like I don't have to explain at all for Regulus, I feel his family name and legacy speaks up plenty. Regulus is smart, Regulus is cunning. He caught on quite quickly that he was getting trailed around. Maybe not knowing who at first, but he at least can tell when footsteps not matching his own sound off around him. He mentions wanting one thing, within the week it's his, he mentions doing something but just being too busy, suddenly at least half of his plans are cancelled. He mentions wanting someone gone and suddenly they're just simply buried six feet under. He eats up the power he's given. Then he finds out it's James Potter behind it all and suddenly it just got 10x better.

blah blah blah they're sick freaks and they fall in love and are crazy about each other. Carved their names into each other's skin and EVERYTHING. I just want freak4freak jegulus.