#jess txt

[icychill]

sorry to the victims of my mass boopin im trying to get that damn black paw badge TT

[gayhorrorboy]

my favorite thing about always having instagram wrightworth meme pages in my recommended is that they always use the “you saddle me with unnecessary feelings” scene in their memes when that is NOT the gayest line edgeworth has about phoenix. (this is a tangent but arguably it isnt even gay, as in context it is about phoenix’s commitment to his clients forcing edgeworth to consider the fact that he likely had innocent people found guilty for the sake of his win record—it is essentially edgeworth’s equivalent of franziska in the jfa airport scene.)

like cmon. if you’re posting about miles edgeworth saying some gayass shit about phoenix wright, “the sight of that man still shines brilliantly in my eyes” is RIGHT THERE.

[hbo--spn]

remember when the supernatural writers introduced "the antichrist" in season 5, and then forgot? yeah, neither do they.

[endiness]

i love the way jess's journey turned out on the show and i kind of feel like everything had to happen the way it did for him to grow into the mature, well-adjusted, stable, capable person he became. but i also really feel like so many problems could've been solved a lot sooner if luke had just been less strict when it came to jess's education and if instead jess could've just, like, gotten his ged sometime after s2 and before the end of s3.

[fritzllang]

this show is so normal

[bloodfreakcastiel]

imagining cas shopping at the hot topical does so much for the heart

[folkdances]

my opinions on the sexualities of (nearly) every single main aa character and some side characters also

mia fey: bi

phoenix wright: bi

larry butz: straight. he tried to go gay it just didn't work 😢

winston and gaspen payne: straight

maya fey: in my heart she's a lesbian. textually? idk. i will say dubiously lesbian because she said regina berry was cute but most likely i think she is aro

dick gumshoe: straight but he has fooled around with men before, he just doesn't take it seriously. like he doesn't mind banging boots with men but when he pictures a future he has a wife

miles edgeworth: do i even have to say it. gay

will powers: straight and transfem.

dee vasquez: gumshoe situation where she's straight but i know she has gone down on a girl at least once in her life

lotta hart: straight

gregory edgeworth: he's like a spore to me. asexual reproduction. he cut his fingernails one day and the next a baby had spawned into being. but like straight i guess

manfred von karma: straight. his earring doesn't fool ME!

ema skye: lesbian and ace she will have sex every now and again but mostly out of curiosity whenever she forgets what it feels like

lana skye: lesbian.

angel starr: bi

jake marshall: straight

damon gant: gay

maggey byrde: straight but in a larry way. she tried going gay and it didn't work. her and gumshoe are like schrodinger's bi couple

morgan fey: straight but perhaps a lesbian in another life

mimi miney: lesbian but in a tiktok astrology sapphic way

franziska von karma: she thinks she's straight for a while but she is a butch lesbian (butch in the gender identity sense as well)

matt engarde: gay

adrian andrews: straight. sorry.

dahlia hawthorne: EXTREMELY loaded opinion here. i will say straight but in a very complicated 'there's more important and weird stuff going on' kind of way so no way to really know

ron and desiree delite: straight

diego armando: straight but i do think he thinks about it in prison

viola cadaverini: lesbian idgaf

iris hawthorne: straight but she fools around a little after prison at phoenix's insistence (they are friends don't test me)

kristoph gavin: gay

olga orly: lesbian. what else was i supposed to make of the nickname 'quick-fingers'.

apollo justice: gay and transmasc (the voice training? hello.)

trucy wright: another loaded bomb. i will say aroace but with a lot of weird pseudo comphet stuff happening where she knows she doesn't like boys but she's been acting for long enough that she's semi-convinced herself. she'll figure it out one day

wocky kitaki: straight and he gets really offended if you suggest he's gay but he has thought about it at night

klavier gavin: bi and cis but he goes by she/him pronouns

juniper woods: beat me and take my blood but straight

athena cykes: lesbian and ace. she did have a crush on juniper

simon blackquill: straight until he gets out of prison and edgeworth is his gay awakening. he doesn't really care that much though. probably aro as well

aura blackquill: lesbian. like textually

pearl fey: straight

nahyuta sahdmadhi: straight and cis

dhurke sahdmadhi: bi.

rhoda teneiro: straight

kay faraday: lesbian and nonbinary also

shi-long lang: he doesn't care that much probably bi though

tyrell badd: straight but one day he gets asked if he's gay and he sticks his lollipop in his mouth for a long time before saying "... who hasn't had ... gay thoughts?" and it's never brought up again.

raymond shields: straight

justine courtney: straight

sebastian debeste: straight and transfem but she only figures that out a few years after aai2

abstaining from commenting on bronco knight and simeon saint. for now

[ctsfos]

mr robert chase I love you

[icychill]

Making a new blog for funsies :)

[gayhorrorboy]

do the capcom writers have something against systems engineers? first [REDACTED] ghost trick, then ethan winters resevil. making these guys so fucked up for what

[hbo--spn]

boyking! sam talking to antichrist! jesse, what an amazing concept that they just brushed over!!!

[endiness]

that jess is a man in his 30s by ayitl and he ended up the most mature, stable, well-adjusted, responsible adult in the entire show. and people still wanna be like "but he was a problematic teenager121!!!"

[addawithbalmiki]

the reason why we don't see jess date anyone after Rory is less about not dating at all and more like if Rory saw another girl by Jess's side, she would have committed murder. there couldn't have been any other woman crap with jess because she would steal a pistol and bury anyone who comes close

[secretgardensmind]

Nick would say he’s going to see Oppenheimer but would get tickets for Barbie instead. Then he would get caught by everyone else because they’re at the same showing

[tomorrowxtogether]

[miqoloid]

the transmasc urge to completely dematerialize and respawn as jesse pinkman