#jegging

[prettyfoot]

Barefoot in jeans

[calamitoustide]

thinking about frat boy James who tells Regulus he doesn't do "relationships" and Regulus agrees to just be casual and see other people which is completely fine... until there's a party they both attend with different dates and James sees Regulus with someone else for the first time and he loses his fucking mind

[whoopsiesnodaisies]

Regulus is chosen by the village to be the monthly sacrifice to the local vampire. So Regulus very begrudgingly walks to his death, only to find Vampire James. But instead of James killing him, James accidentally turns Regulus into a vampire. So now James has to teach Regulus how to be a vampire and neither really like each other but James can’t just abandon the vampire he made. Eventually they fall in love and live happily ever after!

[my-castles-crumbling]

evoke - @jegulus-microfic - word count: 289

Hogwarts without James was miserable.

No. That wasn't true. It was..it was fine. But as Regulus exited the thestral-drawn carriage and approached the castle, it hit him over and over that James wasn't there.

"It's one year, baby," James had reassured him before he left, both of them clinging to each other. "I'll be waiting for you the entire time. Kick arse on your NEWTs and come back to me, yeah?"

But as confident as Regulus tried to be in his and James's relationship, every corner of the castle seemed to remind him of his boyfriend- seemed to evoke a feeling of unease and longing. He missed James. And how was he supposed to go so long without him?

The feast passed sluggishly, but he waited until he got to his dorm- now labelled Seventh Years before he opened the present he promised James he would wait to unwrap. He wasn't sure what would make him feel better, but he did it anyways, eager for even a small token of love.

So he was a bit let down and shocked to see a mirror in the wrapping. "What the-?" he stared to ask, before he realized it wasn't his reflection in the glass, but James's. "Jamie?" he asked, emotion flooding through him at once.

"You didn't think I'd wait a whole four months to see your beautiful face, love?" James grinned back at him through the mirror, his entire face alight. "I begged Sirius to let you borrow this for the year. He agreed as long as we didn't use it for anything unsavory."

Choking with laughter on unshed tears, Regulus murmured, "What Sirius doesn't know won't hurt him."

He fell asleep with the mirror by his pillow.

[acrosstobear]

@DougBarnesJr88 For the @.f1 followers

[bergselise]

[regscupid]

love a platonic bartylus who lost their virginities to each other and barty refusing to let james forget it

[seriousaboutsiriusblack]

James: *kissing Regulus aggressively* Sirius: *Walks in* Hi! James: … Regulus: … Sirius: bye! *Slams door*

[foursaints]

in my dream world there's an AU where regulus black runs a hospital for repairing stuffed animals, and james potter is the divorced father of a particularly destructive toddler.

bonus points if they met once before james had to get harry's stuffed panda fixed, and it was on the most catastrophic blind date of their lives.

bonus BONUS points if regulus stormed out of the date by flinging his hands in the air and shouting the phrase: “i’ll have you know that I am a DOCTOR!!!!"

[womenofwrestlingfashion]

Raw 8/14/23

Candice wore the AE Ne(x)t Level Ripped Super High-Waisted Jegging Crop in Fresh White from American Eagle (no longer sold) and the Air Force 1 '07 Mid Sneaker in White / Black from Nike (on sale for $88.97)

[calamitoustide]

“James? I don’t think Regulus was a very good person,”

“No, maybe he wasn’t. But he really fucking wanted to be. And that has to count for something right?”

[scaramionee]

Please don't cancel me for this take...

Just saw a post where someone was saying, " well, apparently, most of the time I've seen canon lovers hating on jeg*lus shippers were literally tomarry shippers themselves. TOMARRY??!! That's insane, I thought they only consumed canon exclusive content? Then why are they-" blah blah blah mate have you even READ harry potter books ? Harry was practically drooling over young hot asf 40s Tom. Some quotes regarding his looks were slightly insane and a bit gay, I thought I was reading some freaky toxic yaoi shit but then I realized "oh wait, that's canon!"

[drarrytm]

My fave jegulus fic trope is

James “I’m in love with your brother” Potter

Regulus “I’m fucking your best friend” Black

Sirius “I’m gonna throw up, die and haunt you” Black

And Remus “I knew the whole time” Lupin

[sharkinlovewithadolphin]

Me: finally updates my fic after nearly a year

Ao3: 🫡👋🕴️

[thejilyship]

'Why don't people just block a ship if they don't like it' babe I promise I have. Tag things properly maybe? I'm so liberal with the block button, this problem is not on me.

[foursaints]

i lurvvveeee your jegulus so lemme be parasocial about them for a sec!! how did those fuckers meet? are they an opposites attract kinda sitch?? how do their individual personalities mesh together to create the perfect mush of athlete sweat and dior sauvage eau de toilette?

- sincerely, the film bro question anon 💌

jegulus has always struck me as the kind of insane people who would meet by hooking up at their mutual ex’s wedding. they’re that exact type of crazy. (james is there to make a dramatic love confession, regulus is there to get dramatic revenge, and they wind up too preoccupied with fucking in the coat room to remember their original plans, thank GOD)

jegulus always has the type of charmingly witty, surprisingly tender, magical banter that convinces them it’s love at first sight, approximately 24 hours before james catches a glimpse of reg’s “jfp: pros/cons?” list in his notes app and all hell breaks loose.

they’re two people who are both utterly convinced they’re always RIGHT. but they couldn’t be more different. so they mutually instigate a crisis in each other just by existing

regulus has the personality of a vodka martini. james cries at finale episode of american ninja warrior. but they have to reckon with their blistering chemistry & shocking moments of soulmate-level vulnerability and this is difficult because, crucially, neither one of them is good at EVER losing battles of will….

they are equally stubborn. they deal with life in opposite ways. you could not PAY regulus to date someone who wears the same filthy unwashed pair of “lucky socks” before watching any championship game. james thinks paying more than $200 on a single pair of slacks is tantamount to a war crime.

but they both… begrudgingly respect and are fascinated/hypnotized by each other? because of the differences? they have the EXACT SAME sense of humor. their weird “contemptuous rivalry” sex is the single most passionate thing either of them has ever experienced. and it’s precisely their differences that just… against their wishes…. bring out the best in each other

like. james has never had a normal breakup in his entire life (they’re burning his clothes, he’s showing up at 6am with a boombox, etc). all of regulus’s breakups are handled in 3-5 business hours & come with a severance package. it’s only by talking to regulus on the porch at midnight that james gets a handle on himself. regulus has never enjoyed letting go until james teaches him to tango in his apartment at 3am.

but all these moments of growth!! would be more satisfying!!! if they weren’t coming directly from THAT SWAGGERING TRUST FUND CONTROL FREAK IDIOT!!!!! (said the swaggering trust fund control freak idiot)

it’s the horror of realizing your least favorite person is Sometimes Right, and also isn’t even close to being your least favorite person at all.