#jeff harms

[bl0ck-h3ad]

I feel like a lot of things could have been avoided

[sapphosclown]

jeff definitely had a situationship with the dean between s3 and s4 and that thought makes watching s4 10x more enjoyable

[fullcollapse-mp3]

i wish the creepypasta fandom would stop trying to make everything "realistic" and have some fun again

[degenrcy]

creepypasta dark headcanons (fem reader)

i have an insane amount of ideas rn and i cant make a million posts, tws: everything. you know who i am.

ticci toby: your creepy big brother, he really has changed since your older sister died or something. projects all his insecurities, anger, sadness, more anger, onto his remaining sister. bullies you at school and home, and things get even worse when he starts hanging with these new friends of his... a new knife collection that he loves to test on you, and with your shared 'interest' in cutting and self harm, it wasnt easy to avoid. better believe hes encouraging you to keep cutting, to express your sadness about your sister... but it actually just gets him really hard. when hes delusional hes the worst, he thinks your his girlfriend! silly toby, thats ur little sister!

ben: human incel/neet dude who smokes a lotta weed. he groomed you online and got you bad- spending infinite money on cosplays and other things to get you to do whatever he wants. ever since he met you online he grabbed your ip and began his cyberstalking. secret cameras and tapping into your computer's cam. he kidnaps you with the help of his friends, who all paid him to do whatever they wanted with you for a few hours before dropping you off in his basement.

jane: i dont see her as a romantic at all, more of a manipulator and probably very asexual. she wont admit it but is disgusted in her deformations and her past with jeff, but shes willing to teach you everything about being a man eater. literally. feeds you the good meat of the bad men she kills. get on her good side and understand her perspective (KAM) and you guys will be great lesbians in crime

ej: you literally have to be a cannibal to be with him. no exceptions. very stereotypical abuser bf, hes ripped asf under that hoodie because i mean human organs must have hella protein. he loves to wrap his arm around your frail neck and watch you flail until you finally pass out. his idea of finally breaking up with you is getting you knocked out, taking a few things (from organs to valuables, he totally steals) and using your body to get off, because you could never do anything right conscious. lol. snap a few pictures and blackmail you into still being with him anyways. he loves you!

jeff: big somno guy. (go to sleep!!!) he knows you cant stomach looking at him during intimate moments, on the rare occasion things ever get intimate. he shushes you back to sleep whenever you suddenly wake up to him sticking his dick inside you, having no other choice when you feel the cool blade of his knife against your skin anyways. also thinks your so adorable with the matching smile-cuts across your cheeks he helped you with. i think jeff is a romantic, in his own way.

[gods-favorite-autistic]

Really funny how most things that depict DID are like “I had a normal happy life until my brain split in two and now there’s good me and evil alter me that murders people >:(((((” when like most systems I’ve seen online are just kinda like “yeah I had a shitty childhood and now I can’t get too into a character or else fucking Naruto’s gonna become a permanent resident of my brain”

[hellokitty22237]

[peemil]

my biggest issue with “new normal” type strategies to handling crisis is that no one is going to actually do what they need to do to adapt they’re just going to keep doing the same thing they were already doing and pretend the problem doesn’t exist because it’s more beneficial to corporate interests if we do so. and as we all know we are NOT immune to propaganda

[apollos-boyfriend]

adding onto my headcanon of the mansion having wifi but only in the room ben is currently in i think if jeff ever pissed him off he’d wait until jeff was seconds away from scoring a victory royale in fortnite and then leave the room

[frogstack]

obviously mild spoilers for yellowjackets s3 but

the more i think about the first 2 eps the more Miffed i am at the resolution of the s2 cliffhanger. watching that cabin burn down i was thinking ‘oh god oh man we’re already drawing cards to decide who to kill and eat so we can survive and now there’s no shelter, shit is about to hit the fan’ and was sooo compelled how the girls who survived were gonna transition SOCIALLY back into more regular warm weather survival mode from hunting each other for food in the winter. and ALL the juicy conflict that couldve been explored there was just wrapped up in a timeskip. dont worry bout it everyone survived the winter no one else had to die they have a little commune and farm chickens now. ???

[everyurlithinkofistoolong]

Everyday I think about how Misty isn't the antler queen and how she was the first girl to be disproven right off the bat to not be her. You would think it would be her at first right? She's unhinged, she's unable to see the fault in some of the things she does, she murders and murders, and essentially everything that happened in the wilderness is indirectly her fault because she destroyed the box. But she was the first girl to be shown unmasked because Misty doesn't attempt to hide, or maybe she just can't. She's unmasked because we see her nature right of the bat, there's no pretense of normalcy or repression of who she is.

The antler queen is hidden, behind the scenes. She isn't the one who dragged pit girl's body out, prepared it, and served it. It was served to her. If the wilderness is the representation of trauma, then the antler queen is the source of it and the instigator. The center.

If Misty is a hammer used to beat someone to death, then the antler queen is a quiet poison that you don't even know is in your system until it kills you. Anyways here is why I believe with my whole heart that Shauna is the antler queen.

[elitehoe]

JEFF IS BACK

[super-nova5045]

and if i said travis is a parallel to shauna

[peepee-poopoo-lord]

this was at one point my prized possession. the source is lazaris backstory which i had watched SO MANY TIMES i stil think abt it sometimes…

[hotsugarbyglassanimals]

i am so tired of donating to charity being used to absolve someone of criticism

[tonedeaftoaster]

"Strawberry Swan Shampoo

FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY: BECAUSE JEFF DECIDED HE WANTED A STRAWBERRY STOMACH PUMP"

[fairy-ganj-mother]

when ur hubby says "send me the links for the stuff you need to make your seed-starting room" 😍🥰🫠💞✨️💜🌱🌿🥕