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[crystallizedbybri]

we did that! :) CRYSTALLIZEDbyBri.com

[melanieph321]

Hola linda, cómo estás? Me está encantando el reto de los 10 días jajaja. podrías agregar algo obsceno de Dusan Vlahovic? ❤️❤️

Sí, claro ❤️

10 DAYS OF REQUESTS

(DAY 6)

Dusan Vlahovic x Reader - Take A Chance

+18

Summary - Dusan asks Reader to go out with him. But you turn him down not once but twice.

Enjoy! 🙈

"Why are we here again?"

"Because we're single and need boyfriends."

"I'm not single?"

"And I don't need a boyfriend."

"Please guys, we've been over this."

A night out with your friends always began with the same old bickering of which bar you should go to and what people to talk to at the selcted bar.

It was getting old.

Not to mention, super annoying.

Especially since you've sworn to cut out brainless men from your life. Of course, this didn't leave you much to choose from. Nevertheless, no more men, and no more lazy hookups. Too bad your best friend India thought otherwise.

"Women should at least be getting laid three times a week, single or not." She stated, the three of you scoping out for the hotties upon your entrance to a buzzing location.

"So we're here to get laid? Why didn't you just say so?" Hailey frowned. However, by saying we, she really didn't mean herself. As of last month, Hailey was in a happy relationship with a guy named Frank. You liked Frank, who knew how to make a great cup of coffee.

"Because Hailey, that's what guys say, not girls." India emphasized, resulting in the three of you laughing your way over to the bar.

It was a fancy new place, opened not too long ago. You had actually been asked to come here before. However, the person who asked you out was a complete asshole, resulting in you declining his offer more than once.

"Y/N, is that you?"

Speaking of the devil.

"Well, well, well, guess you've changed your mind about me?" Dusan smirked.

He was one of those guys who always found a reason to mention their net worth sporadically in the middle of a conversation. Same for the price of his latest investments. Like a watch or a brand new Jeep.

Dusan Vlahovic was a wanna be Wolf of Wall Street kind of guy. Except, Dusan played professional football for a living, which might count as an explanation for his out of touch for a woman's desire, considering that he often had hundreds of them throwing themselves at him during a night out like this.

Everyone but you, of course.

"You must have smelled my new perfume." He chuckled cheaply. "It's the new Dior fragrance. I'm actually their newest brand ambassador."

"Cool." Your friends expressed. They were clearly taken aback by Dusan's God complex. The way he stood tall and erect, like a rooster in the morning. He had slick back hair, with a few wild hairstrands irritating his eyes.

Overall, he was gorgeous. Your type, even. However, his personality was honestly so arrogant that it had become unbearable to reject him as many times as you had. Unfortunately, he was always given a new chance to ask you out, considering that the two of you lived in the same apartment building not too far away from this very bar.

"You girls should come over to our table." He suggested. "My friends and I are happy to put your drinks on our tab."

India and Hailey shared a smug look. You, on the other hand, let your eyes roll into the back of your sockets. Dusan caught your moment of dread, winking his eye at you before leading you and your friends to his table.

The three of you were quickly introduced to Dusan's mates, four guys, a copy paste when it came to their swayed shoes and unbuttoned shirts. They also wore watches, shiny bedazzled watches that most likely told the time. But how would one know with all that bling blinding the eye at every glance.

"So...." Dusan said as he slid into the seat next to yours, resting his arm on the back of your chair. "Does this count as our first date?"

You snorted. "Keep dreaming."

His eyebrows rose with interest, your habit of rejection another game for him to play. After a few drinks shared between you, Dusan took it upon himself to tugg your chair towards him, for the two of you to sit closer together.

"Just looking after you, baby. We wouldn't want you to get too tipsy and fall off your chair, now would we?"

"What do you think you're doing?"

"You're such an asshole." You said, but noted the slurring of your words. Perhaps you did have too much to drink? That's what you get for trying to keep up with India, an avid drinker since your university days.

"Guys, I've got to go. I'm sorry."

"Hailey, no!"

You and India jumped out of your seats to persuade your friend to stay. However. Hailey's night was over. She had a warm bed and a boyfriend waiting for her at home. You longed to return home yourself. To wash away your sins and tuck yourself into your very own cozy bed. However, you couldn't leave India, who unfortunately took an interest in one of Dusan's friends. The two of them were bound to go home together. You just had to stay until they did. In the meantime, you had Dusan, persistently mumbling temptations in your ear.

"I'll take you to Paris someday."

"Oh, yeah, and what would the two of us do in Paris, France?"

"The usual." He shrugged. But then a dangerous smile widened his lips. "But once we are done being tourists, I'd take you back to our hotel room, five stars, of course...." You rolled your eyes. "There I'd have my way with you in the elevator, making you scream my name before we even arrived at our room."

"The elevator, you say?"

"Yes, the elevator." He purred, his voice deep in your ear, his lips close enough to carress the pulse beating in your throat. "I'd have my fingers so deep in your pussy that if I wanted to I could make you a squirter, even if you told me that you aren't one."

"I—." Out of all the tasteless endearments Dusan could have whispered in your ear, this one definitely took the prize. But at the same time, your legs crossed under the table, smothering the flaring heat between your legs.

It must be the alcohol you convinced yourself. Yes. Your terrible ability to consume alcohol without stumbling after two shots was really deceiving your mind tonight. How else would you explain the fact that you let Dusan take you home while India and Dusan's friend disappeared in an Uber together at the end of the night?

The alcohol worsened your judgment of Dusan, convincing you that he wouldn't take advantage of the situation.

"Fuck, I think I'm going to throw up."

"You are? Fuck, my apartment is closer than yours."

He really played his cards well, convincing you to step out of the elevator two floors below yours. However, you were grateful to reach a bathroom in time for you to empty your guts. Too bad your top got ruined in the process.

"Here, let's get you out of this."

You even let the asshole undress you, watching him throw your vomit stained clothes into his washing machine. You then waited patiently for him to return to the bathroom with a clean shirt for you to wear to bed.

His bed.

"Why are you even doing this?" You asked, watching Dusan as he tucked you in.

"What? Help you?" He frowned.

"Yes, and flirt with me so desperately even though you can get any ine of those girls in the bar we just left."

Dusan hid his smile while he fluffed the pillow beside your head. He then maid you raise yourself to sit so he could tuck it comfortably behind your back. "There." He said, complecant, leaving his hands to rest on each side of your head.

You were close.

Too close for comfort considering the smell of vomit on your breath. Who would want to kiss you now? Certainly not Dusan.

Yes. It was indeed embarrassing to admit that a microscopic part of you wanted Dusan's lips against yours. Maybe the alcohol enhanced your attraction for him. However, your stomach was already fluttering as the two of you sat close together in the bar, Dusan's deep and rich voice whispering in your ear.

"God, Y/N." He scoffed.

"What?" You perked up, afraid that he didn't like what he saw as his eyes were upon you, studying you like a puzzle.

Dusan shook his head, a sly smile on his lips. "You really believe that I left the bar without the girl that I wanted."

"Well, didn't you?"

"No Y/N. You're the girl that I want."

"I am?"

"Yes." He chuckled, raising his hand to pinch your cheek. "I've been dying to have you for months. Ever since we first road the elevator together. All I've wanted is for you to take a chance on me, but every time you've turned me down."

"I'm sorry." You squealed. "I really don't know...." That was a lie. You were done with brainless men. You said so yourself. Dusan, however, perhaps wasn't one of them.

Who are you kidding? Of course he was. He looked eager to kiss you despite the vomit on your breath.

"Dusan?"

"Yes?" He watched you lick your lips, the swipe of your tongue making his dick twitch below his pants.

"I want you to..." You were shy to say the words.

"Yeah?"

You perked up, adjusting the way you sat in his bed. "I really want you to...."

"Y/N, if you don't tell me what you want from me, I might go crazy." He laughed.

You emphasized the words, making sure not to slur on any of them. "Dusan, I want you to make me squirt. Please make me a squirter—."

You barely finished the words. The last thing you saw was Dusan's eyes widening before his head ducked under the covers.

"Dusan." You squealed, his lips tracing softly down your legs, causing you to throw your head back with laughter. "Please baby, not so fast."

"Baby?" Dusan's hair was tousled as his head popped out from under the covers, a boyish grin occupying his face. "You called me baby."

"I did." You smiled.

"I like that. Keep calling me that."

Another fit of laughter escaped your mouth as Dusan's head returned under the covers. His pursuit to make you a squirter started off with a couple of soft kisses to your thighs. He then moved on to reveal the soft hair covering your pussy, parting the small strands with his tounge. He did so until his tounge knocked against the bud of your clit, making you moan his name as your head flattened against the pillow, digging you deeper into a sea of utter excitement.

"Dusan."

"Fuck Y/N, you're so wet already." He started teasing you with his fingers, driving you closer to the eruption of your soul.

"Please, don't stop." You pleaded, spreading your legs with width for Dusan's fingers to sink deeper into you. He came up to kiss you, his fingers remaining inside, pumping in and out of you like a well-oiled machine.

"Dusan, please. I'm not clean." You turned your face away from his lips. However, Dusan kept returning for more, threatening to pull his fingers out of you.

"No, please. Don't." You begged, pathetically so.

"Then let me kiss you." He laughed. But didn't kid when it came to wanting your lips against his own. He was good at it too, finding a rhythm in the way that his fingers moved inside of your pussy to match the way his tounge moved inside of your mouth.

That must have been it. A combination of Dusan's fingers and mouth, a rhythmic machine that sent unbearable vibrations down your spine. Vibrations that turned into a violent twich of your pussy walls clenching around his fingers that kept penetrating your reaching edge.

"Dusan, please. I'm gonna...."

"Yes, baby. You're almost there."

"I'm gonna...."

"Yes, sweetheart. Hold on to that feeling for me."

You arched your back with the ripping sensation. A violent feeling of pleasure and pain bottled up into a narrow pipe of anticipation.

"There you go. Good girl."

A loud whimper left your mouth when you exhaled, the orgasm leaving you like a fever dream. Dusan tugged his fingers out of your pussy, holding up his drenched hand to show off the results.

"Congratulations, you're a squirter."

Your hands covered your face, embarrassed yet, happily satisfied.

DON'T MISS - 10 DAYS OF REQUESTS

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[modyjeep]

Rev Up Your Adventure at the Jeep Showroom Near Me!

Did you know I went to check out the Jeep showroom near me this weekend? And my God, that was a blast! Hey there, fellow gearheads and adventure seekers! It's your favorite auto-obsessed influencer here, and boy, do I have a treat for you today. If you've been searching for a "Jeep showroom near me" that'll make your heart race faster than a Wrangler on an off-road trail, buckle up because I'm about to take you on a wild ride!

Let me tell you, the moment I stepped into Mody Jeep Hyderabad at Kamala Towers, Begumpet, I felt like I'd died and gone to automotive heaven. This isn't just any Jeep showroom near me – it's a temple of torque, a cathedral of horsepower, and let me tell you, I was ready to worship!

Now, for all you luxury-loving, adventure-craving souls out there specifically hunting for a "Jeep Meridian showroom near me," hold onto your hats because this place is about to blow your mind! The star of the show? The absolutely gorgeous, mind-blowingly spacious Jeep Meridian. Guys, this 7-seater isn't just a car – it's a whole mood, a lifestyle, a statement that screams, "I'm here to conquer the world in style!"

As I wandered around this Jeep showroom close to me, touching the smooth exteriors and letting my posterior sink into those plush seats, I felt almost like a kid in a candy store. The staff here at this Jeep Meridian showroom near me? A bunch of legends! Know their stuff inside out and were glad enough to geek out with me over every little detail of these mechanical marvels.

Now, I know you're all thinking: that's not all, folks! But let me tell you, this Jeep dealership that's just outside my doorstep is really not about the new, shiny rides. No way-these babies shine so bright you can see your reflection in 'em! But wait, they also have an arsenal of seriously authentic Jeep accessories to make your ride stand out like a monster truck at a Smart car convention. I mean serious bling for your beast!

Now, let's talk about aftercare because we all know that a true car lover's relationship with their ride doesn't end at the showroom door. This Jeep showroom near me really does have a quite impressive service mission. These guys don't fix cars; they actually nurture adventures, fuel dreams, and keep the spirit of exploration alive. As if they have a PhD in Peace of Mind, all put together with their package deals, roadside assistance and those promises that'll outlive your favorite pair of driving gloves.

So, here's the deal, my fellow road warriors. If you are on the lookout for a Jeep showroom near me that will combine luxury and performance with service for treating like automotive royalty, Mody Jeep Hyderabad is your holy grail. This Jeep Meridian showroom near me isn't selling cars; they are selling the ticket to adventure of a lifetime.

Ready to start your engine and embark on the Jeep journey of your dreams? Then point your GPS to the Jeep showroom near me at Kamala Towers, Begumpet. Trust me, whether you're eyeing that spacious Meridian or any other beast in the lineup, this Jeep Meridian showroom near me is where your off-road fantasies come to life.

Don't just take my word for it, though. Get your adrenaline pumping and visit this Jeep showroom near me pronto! Experience firsthand why us car nuts are going crazy over Mody Jeep Hyderabad. Your next great adventure isn't just waiting – it's revving its engine, ready to roll! So what are you waiting for? Floor it to this Jeep Meridian showroom near me and let's get this show on the road!

[crystallizedbybri]

we did that! :) CRYSTALLIZEDbyBri.com

♡ Barbie Pink Jeep ♡

[banditcustomsllc99]

Unleash the Beast: Bandit Customs LLC - Your Ultimate Truck and Jeep Transformation Hub in Port Richey, FL

Introduction:

In the world of trucks and Jeeps, where the road meets adventure, there's one name that stands out – Bandit Customs LLC. Located in Port Richey, FL, this automotive haven is the ultimate destination for enthusiasts Truck And Jeep Accessories seeking to rev up their rides. With years of hands-on experience, Bandit Customs specializes in transforming ordinary vehicles into road beasts. From top-notch lift kits to custom wheels and tires, Bandit Customs is the go-to spot for all your truck and Jeep accessories needs.

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Turn heads wherever you go with Bandit Customs' Custom Wheels and Tires. Our collection features a diverse range of styles and sizes to suit any taste. Whether you prefer the rugged look of off-road tires or the sleek elegance of custom wheels, our experts will help you find the perfect match for your ride. With Bandit Customs, your vehicle will not only perform better but will also look its absolute best.

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Ready to elevate your ride to new heights? Look no further than Bandit Customs LLC in Port Richey, FL. With a comprehensive range Wheels And Tires of truck and Jeep accessories, lift kits, wheels and tires, off-road gear, custom lighting, and more, Bandit Customs is your one-stop destination for all things automotive. Join our community of enthusiasts and let us transform your vehicle into the road beast it was meant to be. Visit Bandit Customs LLC and unleash the beast within your ride today!

[rabchunter]

Pass It On Young Sports Ambassadors.

Last night at the Pass It On Young Sports Air Rifle Range Night, my good chum RT brought along his Willis Jeep, RT is the grandad of Young Sports Ambassador Theo.

What a perfect opportunity to take a cracking photo of Young Sports Ambassadors Theo and Dom with me on the jeep.

I have entitled this photo Eley Boys on Tour, for only my personal Young Sports Ambassadors get a Blinged up Eley Outdoors cap like me.

Both these young men shot fantastically last night and even helped coach their fellow young sports.

I am going to have this photo framed I like it that much.

Always standing behind our mantra.

Teach Them Right, Coach Them Well, for TOGETHER WE CAN INSPIRE 💪🙏⚔️���️🤠

www.pass-it-on-young-sports.org.uk

www.theolehedgecreeper.co.uk

www.reallywildadventures.co.uk

#theolehedgecreeper #reallywildadventures #reallwildmarmanship #passiton #passitonyoungsports #passitonyoungsportsambassador #ambassador #countrysports #conservation #EleyOutdoorsAmbassador #eleyoutdoors #eleyammunition #shooting #willisjeep

[yjrescue]

Back in 1991, my dad bought a new Jeep Wrangler. Base model, no AC, no radio, no option added except power steering. At the time I was fairly unimpressed by it, especially its lack of options, small engine and general lack of bling. I remembered the one he had in the 70s, with its bigger tires and chrome wheels, bigger engine, deeper yellow paint, black—not gray—top and seats, and thought this one (literally) paled in comparison.

But 30 years can change a person’s outlook.

All of their grandkids learned to drive a stick shift in it (except one, and I’ll get to her), and beyond that he used it almost exclusively for hauling feed, seed and fencing around the farm. Since it was 4wd and fairly small and lightweight it went lots of places the pickup trucks simply couldn’t go. It got a lot of use.

He can no longer drive, and mom never enjoyed it much, but that youngest grandkid, my daughter, still needs to learn to drive a stick. And while she is devastated that her grandad won’t get to teach her, she wants me to.

And now I love this Jeep. It’s still bone stock, with nothing added except a trailer hitch, and that’s perfect. BUT, it’s not currently drivable because it’s been sitting for years. So I plan to document here what it takes to get it going after a couple decades of farm use and a few years of neglect.

Here’s a photo of it after a wash in better days when Dad was well:

[atomheartmagazine]

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Nitro - Outsider Testo

TESTO NITRO – OUTSIDER

Yeah, Mike (Ah)

Non c’è niente che mi fa più pena Di un pezzente che difende i ricchi (Yeh) A dirla esatta se muore un monarca Me ne stappo un’altra e brindo ai miei diritti Ba-Basic Instinct (Ah), non chiedo venia (Ah) Anche il più imbottito piangeva miseria (Eh) Se il futuro è perduto per certo (Eh) Penso: “Fanculo quell’un percento” (Fanculo) Ci chiamavi “feccia”, “massa”, “plebe”, “merce” Noi vi chiamiamo merde da sempre (Uh) Come fare a sberle ma con Brock Lesner (Eh) Metterei un lord dentro un call center (Uh-ah) Lotta di classe, fanculo l’elite Mai scambiato il grano per fede (Fede) Difatti al collo noi non avevamo il bling Ma lo stemma del tuo Mercedes, yeah (Eh)

Chi non fa sconti regola i conti Sentiamo l’odio nei nostri confronti Quando realizzi con tutti i tuoi soldi che a noi non ci compri Quando realizzi con tutti i tuoi soldi che a noi non ci compri Quando realizzi con tutti i tuoi soldi che a noi non ci compri (Uh)

Non guardarmi male, anzi, non mi guardare (Uh) Anche se alzi il budget non mi puoi comprare (Uh) Sono outsider, non faccio come fai te (Uh, uh) Come in Fight Club, l’incubo era già in me

Ora nel giro mi chiamano “Outsider” Dicevano: “Nitro è un fallito freestyler” (Eh) Sto più allucinato di un video di Tyler In bocca ho una canna grossa tipo sniper (Uh) Più verde di Slimer Scompare il mobilio che serve un interior designer (Uh-ah) Sembri Donnie Trump che non sa se respira quando si ritira Joe Biden Quando entravo in cypher, diventavo Nightmare (Bitch) Silence, please Se non hai le skills faccio Silent Hill (Uh) Area Vip, t’è capì? Non è un Airbnb (Uh) Fai le hit, non le kill, come Tiger King (Uh) Puoi fermarmi con una Jeep o un SUV nero Il mio treno ha più segni di un tempio sumero Scemo e più scemo, QI da QAnon Da una vita su una bitch e non sei Mitch Buchannon

Chi non fa sconti regola i conti Sentiamo l’odio nei nostri confronti Quando realizzi con tutti i tuoi soldi che a noi non ci compri Quando realizzi con tutti i tuoi soldi che a noi non ci compri Quando realizzi con tutti i tuoi soldi che a noi non ci compri

Non guardarmi male, anzi, non mi guardare (Uh) Anche se alzi il budget non mi puoi comprare (Ahahah) Sono outsider, non faccio come fai te (Ahahah) Come in Fight Club, l’incubo era già in me Non guardarmi male, anzi, non mi guardare (Uh) Anche se alzi il budget non mi puoi comprare (Uh) Sono outsider, non faccio come fai te (Uh, uh) Come in Fight Club, l’incubo era già in me

(Poi rest in peace, a me basta un take) (Che per queste bitch non sarò mai il king, ma sono l’upgrade) (Ah-ah) (Voglio un hall of fame, hola wait) Okay, bitches, soldi, fama e street shit Non servono a niente se strisci Parli dei tuoi soci che fanno le cose Non so se li citi o li snitchi Capricci che tu chiami impicci Quando ci vediamo poi glitchi Qualche problema come pensavo, niente da dirci Ho la wave (Ho la wave) Sanno che non parlo con gli snakes Se cerchi il beef poi rest in peace, a me basta un take (Working) Che per queste bitch non sarò mai il king, ma sono l’upgrade (Ta-ta) Voglio un hall of fame (Ho la wave), hola wait

[sergeantcrush]

She’s loaded up and headed to Vegas. Thanks to @detaildepot for getting her all cleaned up. It looks as close to new as it possibly can. Check it out in the @rhinohide4x4 booth. #sharp #bling #sema2019 . 👊🏼👊🏼. ————————————————————————— 🚧 Build details are always in my bio thanks to REVKIT ————————————————————————— #️⃣ #sevenslotsforthewin #jeep #JKU #Jeepjk #picoftheday #jeepwrangler #jeepporn #selfie #orangeisthenewblack #lifted #stuntin #jeeps #coilovers #jeepbeef #offroad #orangejeep #badass #beauty #ls3 #v8 #ls3jk #4x4 #2a #liftedjeeps #sergeantcrush ————————————————————————— 🔌 @rebeloffroad @jeep @motobilt_inc @highbeamoffroad @alpineusa @cargoglide @powertankofficial @midlandusa @slickrockgear @agency_6 @rocksolidmotorsportschatt @pitbulltires . 🇺🇸 USMC 🇺🇸 (at Detail Depot) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4JdTx9Jm3c/?igshid=2gppvaslld3i

[featherfloof]

::sigh:: look at that sexy beast. The Junk Jeep. There are subtle rat hints, but they're there.

[superhero--imagines]

👋😄Hi Sim, time for my rambles part 6😁

The cabin popping out of the Earth fully formed🤣🤣I like how Persephone had to add her touch to the cabin with the vines. Like she's not letting Hades get all the Grandparent points, MC's her Grandchild too!

The Cerberus plushie!!😍🐶🐕💯💕You had me at Cerberus plushie.

Hades while decorating the interior of the cabin (After blinging out the exterior) How much gold and gemstones is too much gold and gemstones? Makes the bedframes out of gold and puts rubies in the walls. Yes, this is a perfectly normal amount. I've totally got this Grandad thing down pat.

I like how your writing Dionysus's as the one who's going can we all just chill and remember that they are Children not 'Heroes'. Plus they are 12! They cannot drive a jeep. I'm not letting you, let them do that! NO! I'm putting my foot down (Mentally slaps his forehead when MC goes nope, no companions) Please for my sanity take companions, please, I'll beg if I have to.

Hades doesn't know how to be subtle does he ... How to make my grandchild feel better about being ostracised at dinner ... More gold! It's touching how he's not afraid of letting everyone know MC's his 'Child' though.

Luke and Annabeth still wanting to be friends with MC 😭😭MC's got friends. That was just a really touching moment. Then them just inviting themselves on MC's quest, like come on MC of course we're going with you. (You thought you could get rid of us that easily,don't make us laugh)

MC asking Clarisse along on the quest (Luke and Annabeth 😯😅)

The gang maybe a bag full of rambunctious cats (🤣🤣🤣), but they are your rambunctious cats MC

"Alright, I guess it's time to kick some ass" Indeed it is MC, Indeed it is.

Hi!! I always end up wanting to save your messages and hold on to them a little longer before responding haha

Yeah man, Hades really said—“How do I show everyone that this is my favorite child and that I love them?” In my head Hades is a little awkward with affection — like the canon in lore olympus— he was made to be the god of wealth before he bagel the king of the underworld so he ends up showing his affection in diamonds and jewels because that’s what his power is.

In full transparency the vines aren’t from Persephone lol

Omg Dionysus (or Dennis as he likes to be called ;) has such a big part in the story I hope you guys like it)

And yeah I think that part is my favorite part! Where Y/N is like “don’t cry.” And her friends show up beside her.

I hope you like the next part next week too!

[wherearemyglassesbro]

Alternative careers for the Allies:

I see a lot of the same careers picked for them (baker, librarian, etc) so I’m gonna go out on a limb, maybe even into...OOC territory :0 we will see where this journey leads us

Alfred: A surfing instructor! Alfred is kind and adventurous and though he can be silly he is also strong. He values the saftey of his students very much!! He’s excited to show them the wonders of surfong and just how fun it is to be out on the waves! He is always so proud of them when they surf their first big wave on their own! He’s whooping and hollering and cheering them on from the beach :D He drives a bright blue jeep and when his students see him out and about they all honk at him and he thinks it’s hilarious :D He’s a guest judge at a lot of small surf competitions and he’s also a fantastic announcer too!! He just!! Loves surfing! Seeing kids love it too makes him beyond happy!

Ivan: Ivan is a tv host with his own renovation show stationed in Hawaii. He takes small, run down homes and turns them into livable spaces with a tropical feel. Ivan built up his reputation bakc home in Russia and moved to the US. From there he signed deals with tv companies and bam! He got a show. He has always wanted to live on a warm island somewhere and now he gets to share his passion for renovation with thousands of viewers! He offers tips for DIYs throughout his show and he does his best to bring Hawaiian culture into the homes he builds/fixes. He incorporates all sorts of environmentally friendly fixtures and nature inspired patterns all over! And the best part? He’s there to walk families through the space and shake their hands when they buy it! Even though Ivan is huge and intimidating, in his show he’s seen in khaki shorts, Hawaiian shirts, sandals and socks most of the time. Also, can’t forget a constant sunburn and an intense tan line from his watch on his wrist lmao

Francis: A ballet teacher! Fran is kind but he can be harsh with his words on occasion. He never wants to make his dancers feel terrible about themselves the way other instructors do but when he’s frustrated he may sling around insults “Are you in kindergarten? Because only kindergarteners would point their foot like that! It’s pathetic! I’ve taught you better in the past six years, havent I?” When he teaches, he doesn’t just stand to the side and yell, he performs the motions and stretches with his students! If they’re gonna put this much work into his class then he should too. His students are very aware of his expectations and when they meet those expectations he showers them with compliments! He’s so proud of his dancers, each and every one. They can all easily see his smiling face in the crowd when they’re on stage! And he visits his graduated students when they’re on bigger stages :’)

Yao: Interior designer :0 Yao has extravagant tastes! I can see him as an interior designer for the rich $$$ He keeps what they like in mind and he’ll carefully pick out each and every piece of furniture based on his clients personalities and favorite colors. If they have a pet he’ll add special touches like a gold bird perch or a suede dog bed ;) While he makes sure everything is nice, he’ll pick certain expensive things on purpose just cause! Its his job but sometimes, watching rich people blow their money on silly things is funny to him. His own home is furnished nicely but not too crazy. His pride and joy is his livingroom where his fish tank is :) When a client has a fish tank??? He won’t shut up about it and he’ll make extra sure to emphasize that fish tank! He’ll put good accents in there (safe for the fish of course) and bling out the walls around the fish tank to make other people look at it! He just...loves fish a lot. He incorporates fish art and imagery into a lot of the homes he works in/on

Arthur: uh oh...Artie. Art is naturally sarcastic so what could be a better job for him than a food critic? He couldn’t cook a chicken tender to save his life but he has a great palette. He’ll pick apart dishes and leave scathing reviews and people listen!! Cause he’s persuasive, he writes very well and he articulates his points perfectly. It’s also rather funny when he writes Gordon Ramsay style insults about the food if it’s bad lol. He isn’t just mean though, before he leaves any restaurant he offers genuine advice. He’ll help the owners and cooks figure out what went wrong and how they can do better in the future! He’s a jerk but he isn’t totally evil! He wants to see restraunts succeed!!! He often revisits places he hated just so he can see if they improved!

Matthew: Mattie...is a shoe maker! Not just any kind of shoes, oh no!! He makes high quality hiking boots and other kinds of work boots. He’s a working man and he sees the importance of having food footwear to keep you going throughout the day. His boots are all waterproof, thick soled, warm interior, and many have metal inserts in the toes. If you’re working with machinery, metal toed shoes may just save your toes one day and Matt gets that! He’s made a ton of money off of his boots! All of that money’s going into his big ol’ cabin where he hopes that one day he’ll get to raise a family in :’) He’s in commercials for his boots too so people recognize him...which is a little embarrassing. He’s lowkey rich but he wants to live like a normal guy yknow? He doesn’t think he’s anything special, he’s just a guy who makes affordable boots for workers. Please don’t take pictures...Look away!! He’s just getting groceries like a normal guy! Nothing to see here! Just normal guy business!!

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Closer, January 11

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: 25 Best Actors of All Time 

Page 1: Contents 

Page 2: The Big Picture -- Julie Andrews married Tony Walton on May 10, 1959 

Page 4: Meghan McCain returns to The View after a little more than three months of maternity leave 

Page 6: Picture Perfect -- Ryan Seacrest to host Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve, Tamron Hall made her way to her NYC studio in a bright red Christmas jeep with her special passenger Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 

Page 8: Lynda Carter with a colorful Wonder Woman mask she got on Etsy 

Page 10: Jane Seymour with her Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman costumes 

Page 12: Carrie Ann Inaba twirled in a white dress during a break from The Talk 

Page 13: Kerry Washington in the Gucci dress she wore in The Prom, Gwen Stefani wearing a festive Christmas tree-inspired outfit by Christian Siriano on the finale of The Voice 

Page 22: Marie Osmond -- how faith saved me -- the entertainer reveals how her strong beliefs help her overcome life’s challenges 

Page 24: Queen Elizabeth’s secrets for staying young -- the 94-year-old monarch believes in long walks, simple meals and small treats 

Page 26: Burt Lancaster -- he was larger than life -- the Oscar-winning actor’s daughter recalls his love and devotion to his family 

Page 31: Spot the Difference -- Stephen Colbert and his wife Evie share a laugh on Late Show 

Page 33: Horoscopes -- Capricorn January Jones turned 43 on January 5 

Page 34: Entertainment -- Ellen Burstyn on Pieces of a Woman, Dickinson, In the Spotlight -- Michael Chiklis 

Page 36: On the Move -- Reese Witherspoon 

Page 38: Best Friends -- Gilles Marini and his parrot Anya, Amy Robach and her dog Brody, Rose McGowan and her dog 

Page 40: Great Escape -- Andrew Zimmern on Minneapolis 

Page 44: 5 best ways to burn fat 

Page 46: Heart to Heart -- Martina McBride -- the country music star shares her thoughts on work, family and making the world a better place 

Page 50: Cover Story -- 25 Best Actors of All Time -- readers rated these wide-ranging stars as their all-time favorite men of the big screen -- 25: Robert Redford 

Page 51: Jack Lemmon, Paul Newman, Michael Caine, Jeff Bridges, Jack Nicholson 

Page 52: 5: Spencer Tracy, 4: Robert De Niro 

Page 53: 3: Tom Hanks, 2: Humphrey Bogart, 1: Jimmy Stewart 

Page 54: Diane Keaton -- 5 things you didn’t know about me -- the actress opens up about her life passions, being a mom and why she’ll never retire 

Page 56: New Year Bling -- Salma Hayek 

Page 58: My Life in 10 Pictures -- Glenn Close 

Page 60: Flashback -- lady hard hats, bow ties, Ziggy Stardust 

[modyjeep]

Rev Up Your Adventure at the Jeep Showroom Near Me!

Did you know I went to check out the Jeep showroom near me this weekend? And my God, that was a blast! Hey there, fellow gearheads and adventure seekers! It's your favorite auto-obsessed influencer here, and boy, do I have a treat for you today. If you've been searching for a "Jeep showroom near me" that'll make your heart race faster than a Wrangler on an off-road trail, buckle up because I'm about to take you on a wild ride!

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Now, for all you luxury-loving, adventure-craving souls out there specifically hunting for a "Jeep Meridian showroom near me," hold onto your hats because this place is about to blow your mind! The star of the show? The absolutely gorgeous, mind-blowingly spacious Jeep Meridian. Guys, this 7-seater isn't just a car – it's a whole mood, a lifestyle, a statement that screams, "I'm here to conquer the world in style!"

As I wandered around this Jeep showroom close to me, touching the smooth exteriors and letting my posterior sink into those plush seats, I felt almost like a kid in a candy store. The staff here at this Jeep Meridian showroom near me? A bunch of legends! Know their stuff inside out and were glad enough to geek out with me over every little detail of these mechanical marvels.

Now, I know you're all thinking: that's not all, folks! But let me tell you, this Jeep dealership that's just outside my doorstep is really not about the new, shiny rides. No way-these babies shine so bright you can see your reflection in 'em! But wait, they also have an arsenal of seriously authentic Jeep accessories to make your ride stand out like a monster truck at a Smart car convention. I mean serious bling for your beast!

Now, let's talk about aftercare because we all know that a true car lover's relationship with their ride doesn't end at the showroom door. This Jeep showroom near me really does have a quite impressive service mission. These guys don't fix cars; they actually nurture adventures, fuel dreams, and keep the spirit of exploration alive. As if they have a PhD in Peace of Mind, all put together with their package deals, roadside assistance and those promises that'll outlive your favorite pair of driving gloves.

So, here's the deal, my fellow road warriors. If you are on the lookout for a Jeep showroom near me that will combine luxury and performance with service for treating like automotive royalty, Mody Jeep Hyderabad is your holy grail. This Jeep Meridian showroom near me isn't selling cars; they are selling the ticket to adventure of a lifetime.

Ready to start your engine and embark on the Jeep journey of your dreams? Then point your GPS to the Jeep showroom near me at Kamala Towers, Begumpet. Trust me, whether you're eyeing that spacious Meridian or any other beast in the lineup, this Jeep Meridian showroom near me is where your off-road fantasies come to life.

Don't just take my word for it, though. Get your adrenaline pumping and visit this Jeep showroom near me pronto! Experience firsthand why us car nuts are going crazy over Mody Jeep Hyderabad. Your next great adventure isn't just waiting – it's revving its engine, ready to roll! So what are you waiting for? Floor it to this Jeep Meridian showroom near me and let's get this show on the road!

[nvrmndbro]

Das Glas fällt am Boden und es bricht

Genau wie das Herz, was du mir gibst, was du mir gibst

Und hör zu, Baby, Baby (i-yeah)

Auf Diamond Grillz noch einen Kuss (mwuah)

Sitz' im Bentley-Jeep, cruis' langsam, Shawty (flex), yeah

Auf Diamond Grillz noch einen Kuss (flex, flex)

Glitzer-Armband aus Baguettes (bling)

- luciano - diamond grillz

[obsessedwiththearcana]

main six~ driving HC’s

Asra

Asra drives an old, light yellow volkswagen van.

The interior is a combination of all sorts of weird and random objects.

He has one of those funky honks.

He drives very calmly, never raging and always letting other people go first.

He has a cranky stereo system that he uses to play all types of music.

Nadia

Nadia drives a sleek black Tesla model S.

Nothing too flashy but definitely tasteful and environmentally friendly.

The inside has been custom designed and the leather has her initials stamped on in multiple places.

She drives lawfully and smoothly, though if someone cuts her off she can let out a few swear words.

Her car is always on top condition. Not a single scratch or speck of mud to be found.

Julian

Julian drives a rather broken down but still working jeep.

It’s a washed out green colour and it takes a while to start up.

It’s always full of stuff. Papers, stray notes, doctors equipment and coffee cups.

Julian drives like a madman but only because he is always hurrying or stressing out.

He loves using the bonnet of the car as a stargazing spot.

Portia

Portia drives a cute red mini cooper.

She has a special seat for Pepi in the back and always stores treats.

The car is decorated with all sorts of cute trinkets and objects.

Portia can have extreme road rage and is not afraid to honk away. Her driving style is quite wild as the small car fits between everything (in her opinion.)

She always has her windows up as she blasts loud music whilst singing along to it.

Muriel

He honestly drives a piece of rust on wheels.

Barely works and after fuel ran out he never really filled it again.

After a while he decided to free some time to fix the whole thing.

Muriel doesn’t really like driving and he drives very choppy cause of the wrecked engine.

A plus side is that it’s easily concealed since it blends into the forest easily.

(i’m sorry but sjjdksjddjdkfjf, okay i’m done)

Lucio

He 100% drives a white lambo change my mind.

He had it redesigned with gold detailing

Has his initials all over the place, made sure to add all sorts of unnecessary bling and gadgets.

Its always clean and he yells at everyone to keep it that way.

Honestly drives like an obnoxious asshole, speeding, cutting off, taking his corners way too small and always blasting music.