#jean claude pea

[saturdaymorningmuses]

This is for all my fellow Veggietales fans out there. We all remember that one segment of the show. “And now it’s time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song.” There have been plenty of these silly songs over the years, some better than others, but which one was your favorite? Which one do you look back on the most fondly if I missed one on the list, please list yours in a comment or re-blog

[jillyb2004]

Happy (Late) 30th Anniversary to VeggieTales!

Based on these images

[thestrangecutie]

The French peas are my favorite characters in veggietales yet I find this so funny 🤣

Eddie Dear hates the French Peas from Veggietales so much

After the Homewarming incident, Eddie starts having PTSD (Pea Trauma Stress Disorder)

Originally posted on Instagram on September 1, 2024

[thewritersaddictions]

Day Ten: Damon Salvatore + Praising

Damon pushed you down to the bed. The back of your knees had only hit the bed sheets for a moment. Your clothes are thrown in a mixture on the floor. A heated agruement had turned into this and that was just a normal for the two of you.

Damon loved you. He really did but he only knew how to show it in a few ways. This way, the aqressive love making way was always the best. Jeans, shirts, and panties laid on the hardwood floor. A trail of your hot and messy kisses that had led both you to the bed.

Your chest was heavy as your tried to catch your breath. The hot make-out session that guided the two of you up the stairs was still in the back of your head.

Damon kissed up your thighs sweetly. Murmuring words into your skin that you couldn't hear, nor understand. The once cold sheets grew hot underneath your body, and as your tired to get comfortable agasint the bed.

Damon pulled you to the edge of the bed. Your knees hanging over Damons shoulders. The direct eye contact with Damon sending you over an edge you almost always forgot happened. "You gonna look at me the entire time sweet pea."

His words were less question, and more demand. You swallowed hard, and nodded your head. "Good girl." Damon murmured agasint your hot skin, as he took the first dive into your wet pussy.

He was slow at first. Giving kitten licks to your entrance, and then sucking gently on your clit. All while his hands held down your hips to keep you from trying to get more friction.

"Such a good girl," Damon murmured as he pressed wet, sloppy kisses into your thighs. "You always taste so fucking good baby." Damon says as his thumbs rubs soft circles into your hip bone.

Your hands gripped the sheets tightly, and no matter how much you wanted to take your eyes off of Damon. Squeeze them tightly, you didn't

Blue lustfilled eyes staring right back at you. It did something to you. No matter where you were. Here in the bedroom, at a special event for the town of Mystic Falls, or just at home. Damons eyes were always on you, and it always made your knees weak.

A long, whiney moan left your lips as you felt Damons tongue flick over your clit, and play at your pussy. Head falling back onto the soft pillows. Damon tortured you for what felt like forever.

His nose nudging into your clit ever so softly. "Look at me baby… you gotta look at me if you want me to continue." He says his lips are red, and swollen.

"Fuck… I'll look at you… just don't stop… Please Damon just don't…" Your prayers were answered when Damon slipped his tongue back in to devour you some more.

One of your hands leaving the sheets of the bed, and gripping in his short black hair. Youu wanted the friction desperatly and as long as you kept looking he'd give it to you. He'd give you anything you wanted.

"That's it use me baby, use my face to make you cum." Damon words were slurred ever so slightly. "Fuck!" You screamed out, your voice echoing in the empty room. Your grip grew tighter and then you relased him. You were on clound nine, and as Damon contiuned to give soft kitten licks to your clit. "Such a pretty girl when you come all over my face." Damon muttered before climbing up your body and kissing you deeply.

Completed on: 06/27/23

Posted on: 10/10/23

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The Vampires Diaries // Kinktober '23

[lesorciercanadien]

Folk Ways for an Acadian or French Canadian folk practitioner -The Heavens

Here are some Acadian folk beliefs tied to the skies and its celestial bodies. It is to note that Acadians lived by the tides of the ocean, and that these would create all kinds of folk sayings. The high times of the universe "les temps forts" were when powerful things could happen, such as when the moon was at its fullest and the tide at its highest (a child born at that time would be destined to become physically strong), or the night would be at its absolute darkest (when "revenants" or deadwalkers/ghosts were known to visit their family homes.)

*My painting of the Virgin Mary is in progress meanwhile.*

The Moon

When the moon is full, it's an opportune time to cut hair (it will grow back thicker), to slaughter pork (it will sell at a profit), and to split firewood (it will give off more heat), and to prune onion shoots (they will grow more full).

When the moon wanes, especially in the month of March, wood cut to make fences will not rot. It is also the best phase to sow root vegetable seeds, such as carrots. Wood cut to make sled runners need to be cut during this phase.

When the moon waxes, you must sow the other vegetables (tomatoes, peas, beans) and grain crops (wheat, barley). This phase is reputedly so strong, it can turn a post into a tree.

When the moon is new, if the horns of the moon point upwards, it won't rain, since you can hang a bucket on its horns. If the horns are pointing down, it's a sign of bad weather ahead. This is an awful rime to cut your hair, as the hair will grow too quickly.

The Stars

It is optimal to plant your garden the say after a particularly starry night.

When the stars are "creuses", or not many in the sky, it announces cold weather for the next day.

source: Dupont, Jean-Claude. Héritage d'Acadie. Collection Connaissance, editions Leméac, 1977.

[subiysu-chan]

Sanson family rewright...The food

So...

Sanson family cook isn't really a professional chef...Just some rope maker's daughter from Britany (in Britany, this profession was considered very lowly due to it's linked to the scaffold and to the caqueux cast), who quit her parent's trade to try and make it in Paris after a violent event too many.

The masters of the house do not mind that, since Anne-Marthe comes from a poor barrel-maker family, and Jean-Baptiste, the official master of the house, grew up eating scavanged horse meat (like, from dead horses found on the streets, because of "droit de rifleurie") and pig's brains, and seeing so many patients with rotten teeth had forever ruined sugar for him.

Anne-Marthe, Jeanne and Claude-Gabrielle also work in the kitchen, especially on days when they want fancier stuff.

In terms of vegetables and fruits, they are always of good quality, grown in the family garden. They grow apples around the property, of the hard and easily storable variety.

Also, from time to time, travel food is required, although they rarely need to think refrigeration since their vacations start near Halloween, and the times they have to travel for executions or family buisness would be in winter. So, calorically dense, warmth-creating low-spillage foods are the priority.

It would generally have a bottle of rowan tea, perhaps with some hazel husks added to it, and a bottle of wine. With plenty some jelly that's a mixture of tart apples and pork jelly, with some lard and some dark bread with plenty of peas and nuts in it.

[jules-has-notes]

A Cappella at the Rock (Newtown, PA) — VoicePlay live performances

The annual pop a cappella festival at Council Rock High School North consists of a day of workshops and master classes, followed by an evening competition, then a concert from a professional group that includes a special group number with all the students. In 2017, the featured professionals were VoicePlay (with Erik Winger as their substitute baritone). This event was the middle of a whirlwind weekend for the guys, but they always enjoy doing educational outreach.

NOTE: The video quality for most of these recordings isn't great because the audience member was trying to be discreet and respectful of their neighbors. The audio is okay, though.

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This clip is missing the very beginning of the song and a view of the guys, but you can definitely hear them.

Details:

title: Ride

original performers: Twenty One Pilots

written by: Tyler Joseph

arranged by: Geoff Castellucci

performance date: 1 April 2017

My favorite bits:

Eli, Earl, and Winger pulling off that fast harmonized patter live

that rapid-fire percussion Layne does behind ♫ "bullets coming through" ♫

Geoff wandering into the basement on ♫ "I'm falling sooooo" ♫

the gradual layering in the bridge

Eli's big old belts in the last section

Trivia:

This arrangement was originally the third video in their PartWork series, with just Eli, Geoff, and Layne covering all five parts.

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The videographer managed to get a view of the stage in this one, albeit upside-down. The guys still sound as fantastic as always.

Details:

title: Aca Top 10 – Broadway

original songs: [0:07] "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" from Avenue Q; [0:35] "Sherry" from Jersey Boys; [0:50] "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast; [1:14] "Seasons of Love" from Rent; [1:33] "Master of the House" from Les Miserables; [1:50] "All That Jazz" from Chicago; [2:11] "He Lives In You" from The Lion King; [2:28] "Popular" from Wicked; [2:50] gentle mockery of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark; [2:53] "Phantom of the Opera" from Phantom of the Opera; [3:18] "Hello!" from The Book of Mormon

written by: "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" by Robert Lopez & Jeff Marx; "Sherry" by Bob Gaudio; "Belle" by Alan Menken, Howard Ashman, & Tim Rice; "Seasons of Love" by Jonathan Larson; "Master of the House" by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Alain Boublil, & Jean-Marc Natel; "All That Jazz" by John Kander & Fred Ebb; "He Lives In You" by Lebohang "Lebo M" Morake, Mark Mancina, & Jay Rifkin; "Popular" by Stephen Schwartz; "Phantom of the Opera" by Andrew Lloyd Webber, Charles Hart, Richard Stilgoe, & Mike Batt; "Hello!" by Trey Parker, Matt Stone, & Robert Lopez

arranged by: Layne Stein & Geoff Castellucci

performance date: 1 April 2017

My favorite bits:

Layne's fun scampering percussion run at the end of Avenue Q

Winger and Eli doing their villager voices in "Belle"

the rising crescendo in "Seasons of Love"

the Spider-Man gag

Geoff's growled drop in "Phantom"

that big final ♫ "Hellooooo!" ♫

Trivia:

The guys recorded their video for this medley in September 2014, and performed it on the 2015 Sing-Off tour the following spring.

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Although the view is peeking between other audience members, you can still see a bit of the guys' antics during this romp through nonsense lyrics and phonations.

Details:

title: A Crimpella

original songs / performers: [0:55] "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was (Not Was); [1:11] "Witch Doctor" by Alvin & the Chipmunks; [1:19] "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang; [1:23] "We Go Together" from Grease!; [1:30] “Motownphilly” by Boyz II Men; [1:38] "Imma Be" by the Black Eyed Peas; [1:46] "Tutti Frutti" by Little Richard; [1:49] "Shoop" by Salt N Pepa; [1:53] "Jock-A-Mo" (aka "Iko Iko") by James "Sugar Boy" Crawford; [2:03] "Mahna Mahna" from The Muppet Show; [2:14] "Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin" by Journey; [2:38] "Goofy Goober Rock" from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie; [2:41] "MMMBop" by Hanson; [2:53] "Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede; [2:57] "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock; [3:02] "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do" by Neil Sedaka; [3:10] "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen; [3:25] "Bad Romance" by Lady Gaga; [3:30] "Can't Get You Outta My Head" by Kylie Minogue;[3:36] "Limbo La La" by James Lloyd; [3:40] "All Night Long" by Lionel Richie; [3:57] "Wanna Be Starting Something" by Michael Jackson; [4:04] "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye" by Steam

arranged by: VoicePlay

performance date: 1 April 2017

My favorite bits:

Geoff's extensive list of social media accounts before they start singing (and whoever clucks)

Eli getting launched into the air

the audience joining in with Winger before the rest of the guys return to their mics

using the final ♫ "Good-byyyyye" ♫ as their exit line

Trivia:

This medley was one of the earliest videos on their YouTube channel, and a staple of their live shows for many years.

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For the final number of the night, the guys were joined on stage by the student groups to create an ocean of sound. (And this videographer was much less shy about capturing it for posterity.)

Details:

title: Don't Stop Believin'

original songs / performers: "Don't Stop Believin'"; [2:36] "Open Arms"; and [2:45] "Any Way You Want It" by Journey; [2:29] "Oh Sherrie" by Steve Perry

written by: all songs written by Steve Perry in collaboration – "Don't Stop Believin'" with Jonathan Cain & Neal Schon; "Oh Sherrie" with Randy Goodrum, Craig Krampf, & Bill Cuomo; "Open Arms" with Jonathan Cain; "Any Way You Want It" with Neal Schon

arranged by: Layne Stein & Geoff Castellucci

performance date: 1 April 2017

My favorite bits:

all the kids dancing and connecting with each other

the guys turning around and dropping out during "on and on" to let the chorus shine

Earl's opt-up at the end of ♫ "searching" ♫

the layering of the polyphony section

Trivia:

This song has been part of their catalog since their 4:2:Five days. The earliest concert performance I've found is from a 2009 benefit concert at the University of Rochester.

They finally recorded a video for it when they were the featured artists at Camp A Cappella 2016.

This video was originally posted to Facebook by one of the parents of a student at Neshaminy High School in Langhorne, PA.

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Additional photos

pre-show naps // post-show smiles (except grumpy Layne)

[odoroussavourssweet]

Duty Free Quick Takes

smelled on the strip, not on me

Hermes Jour d'Hermes

Nose: Jean-Claude Ellena

notes: grapefruit, lemon, water; white flowers, gardenia, sweet pea; musk, woody notes

a rather unfriendly fancy-hotel-soap scent in a chilly aquatic-fruity style; nice enough but doesn't spark joy.

CK One

Nose: Alberto Morillas

notes: lemon, green notes, bergamot, pineapple, mandarin, cardamom, papaya; lily of the valley, jasmine, violet, nutmeg, rose, iris, freesia; green accord, musk, cedar, sandalwood, oakmoss, green tea, amber

Surprisingly musky! A nice contrast between unisex citrusy-green freshness and something a bit dustier or sweatier.

CK IN2U For Her

Notes: pink grapefruit, bergamot, currant leaf; cactus, orchid; vanilla, cedar, amber

Painfully screechy chemicals and cloying sweetness and unpleasant "choking" musks? Wow.

CK Be

Nose: Rene Morgenthaler

Notes: lavender, green notes, bergamot, mint, juniper, mandarin orange; grass, peach, jasmine, freesia, magnolia, orchid; musk, sandalwood, cedar, vanilla, amber, opoponax

A very simple but peaceful "clean green" synthetic scent, like a single gong ringing out into a quiet evening.

YSL Paris

Nose: Sophia Grojsman

notes: rose, mimosa, hyacinth, geranium, green notes, nasturtium, orange blossom, hawthorn, cassia, bergamot; violet, lily, linden, ylang-ylang, lily-of-the-valley, jasmine, iris; musk, heliotrope, sandalwood, oakmoss, amber, cedar

A delicate, baby-blue, powdery violet with other soapy florals. Not nearly as loud or sweet as I expected from descriptions; more of a clean ladylike scent.

Davidoff Cool Water

Nose: Pierre Bourdon

notes: sea water, lavender, mint, green notes, rosemary, calone, coriander; sandalwood, neroli, geranium, jasmine; musk, oakmoss, tobacco, cedar, amber

This is the OG aquatic scent and it's still startling how happy a smell it is and how it does right what countless imitators get wrong. Crisp, masculine, with a bit of tart fruit, it basically smells like the world's cleanest, most invigorating shower.

Armani Stronger With You

Nose: Cecile Matton

notes: cardamom, pink pepper, violet leaf, mint; pineapple, cinnamon, melon, sage, lavender; vanilla, chestnut, amberwood, cedar, guaiac

Interesting sweet-dark chestnut note, drowned out by an obnoxiously loud woody-amber.

Lancome Poeme

Nose: Jacques Cavallier

notes: narcissus, datura, peach, plum, poppy, mandarin, blackcurrant, bergamot, green notes; mimosa, vanilla, tuberose, ylang-ylang, orange blossom, jasmine, freesia, heliotrope, rose, leather; amber, tonka bean, musk, cedar

This is a real, full-bodied perfume; a big ol' heady aldehydic floral, lots of sweetness, lots of fluffiness, tuberose and mimosa are definitely involved. Your mom is wearing her good jewelry and going to the opera. Can one...actually, y'know, wear it? in 2023? Probably not, or at least not without irony, but it at least has artistry.

[sealcub]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: 2002 Hallmark Santa Too Round For The Chimney‎ Veggie Tales Ornament Clip.

[college-girl199328]

Jean Claude Munyezamu remembers answering a phone call from a six-year-old boy asking if his non-profit group could provide milk for his newborn sibling.

The boy, who attended Umoja Community Mosaic’s drop-in soccer program, was translating for his Ethiopian-speaking mother. “I asked, ‘Do you have food?’ The boy said, ‘No,” recalled Munyezamu, founder of the Calgary-based community group, primarily known for youth programs.

Munyezamu said he went and bought what the single immigrant mother needed for her family — a grocery bag full of ethnocultural food items and milk.

That phone call was three years ago. Since then, Munyezamu said, Umoja has served at least 1,000 immigrant families every two weeks, delivering customized grocery bags, often with dried lentils, corn flour, semolina, kidney beans and donated restaurant meals.

About one in four food bank clients in Alberta self-identified as an immigrant, refugee or visible minority group in a HungerCount report in 2022. Umoja started giving out culturally appropriate food bags after realizing the gap in the system.

“(Many immigrant families) don’t know canned foods, and they don’t eat them,” Munyezamu said. “Can you imagine coming with a bag of food and finding that you don’t recognize anything but to eat it because you have no choice? It’s dehumanizing.”

The organization doesn’t accept or give out canned food items unless it’s tomato sauce for pasta, which the organization taught families how to cook, Munyezamu added.

Providing culturally appropriate food is important for immigrant families to feel that they belong, he said. Elizabeth Onyango, a public health professor at the University of Alberta, has noticed the pattern in her ongoing research. People from ethnic backgrounds often feel food bank items are not culturally appropriate when they’re seeking assistance, she said.

“If you give them canned food, they have no idea how to make that,” she said. “At the end of it all, they throw it away.” In some cases, newcomers stop visiting food banks, Onyango said.

Emergency food programs are not going to address the root cause of food insecurity among newcomers and immigrants, she added. “I think it all starts from meaningful employment … new immigrants tend to start at lower-paying jobs,(with) more mouths to feed.”

With most of their income going to housing, their families are vulnerable to food insecurity, she said. The Umoja centre currently serves about 200 families from 49 countries, mainly from Africa and the Middle East. Food items are bought after the group consults families about their cultural roots, Munyezamu said.

He said the group had been serving about 1,000 families during the COVID-19 pandemic because it had government funding. Recently, it has been seeing a consistent demand from immigrant families, he said. It gets 10 to 15 requests from new families a week but can only accept one or two.

An Edmonton-based multicultural group faces a similar problem with high demand for its food program and a lack of resources to meet the needs of newcomers and immigrant families.

Every Thursday morning, at least a dozen volunteers gather at the Multicultural Health Brokers Co-operative run out of McCauley School to assemble packs of rationed food for its Grocery Run, an emergency food access program. Some weeks, there is more to offer than others.

This last week, the cooperative assembled 175 bags — down from the usual 200 and what was 500 during the pandemic. They were filled with onions, potatoes, carrots, lentils, pasta, canned tomatoes and peas. There were also 40 loaves of bread for the first families to arrive.

Executive director Yvonne Chiu said the organization is struggling financially with its dollars, and making cuts can provide grocery hampers with culturally relevant pantry staples to those in extreme need.

Grocery Run, with favourite food and items world. While financial constraint prevents newcomers from accessing food, “they also face problems with accessing culturally appropriate food,” Chiu said.

“It is an important component of food security,” she said. “Culturally relevant food is more than having adequate food. The food should be nourishing at the spirit, more than for the body.”

Wood Buffalo Food Bank in Fort McMurray, Alta., has had relevant food, including halal meat, for 10 years. Executive director Dan Edwards said while the food bank provides culturally relevant staples, “we are still a food bank, and the majority of our product is donated.”

“We also offer educational programming in an educational kitchen, where we teach (newcomers) how to utilize foods typically given out by food banks,” he adds.

Food Banks Alberta CEO Arianna Scott said although food banks have been providing culturally appropriate food for years, they aren’t “surprised to see additional demand for culturally sensitive and familiar food items” amid the affordability crisis.

She said there has been a shift toward culturally diverse food donations received at local food banks, but “it’s a supply chain that is often inconsistent and particularly challenging for our rural member food banks.”

Scott said donors are encouraged to bring diverse foods, including spices, to their local food banks.

[rawiswhore]

Rob Van Dam x Fem Reader- "Soul to Squeeze"

Jean Claude Van Damme was a popular action movie star in the late 1980's and 1990's who also did martial arts, as well as incorporating martial arts in his movies.

He also had a signature style of splits, where he'd do the splits with his legs horizontally separated apart from each other

He did this in a truck commercial and some of his movies.

There was also a popular professional wrestler named Rob Van Dam, who wasn't related to Jean Claude, despite that they looked so much alike.

Like Jean Claude, many of Rob's wrestling moves were martial arts inspired.

And like Jean Claude, Rob Van Dam often did the splits with his legs spread apart.

Rob invented a style of weightlifting called "the Van Dam lift", where as one of his hands lifts one small dumbbell, his legs do the splits and they're spread apart horizontally, not with one leg behind his back while the opposite leg is laying in front.

Doing this Van Dam lift puts a lot of pressure on the groin area for men, which, of course, is where their genitals are.

The professional wrestling company Rob got popular in was ECW, and ECW used to do these little promo compilation of some of their roster where Dick Dale's instrumental song "Miserlou" plays---that song you might know as that song from "Pulp Fiction" and the song the Black Eyed Peas sampled for their 2000's hit "Pump It".

At the end of the year 2000, on an "ECW on TNN" episode, in one of those promos where "Miserlou" plays in the background, Rob shown backstage doing his iconic Van Dam lift, where his legs were horizontally split apart from each other as he holds a dumbbell in his hand.

Rob was dressed in one of his signature singlets while he did this Van Dam lift.

His face scrunched up as he held that dumbbell, only for him to carefully drop that dumbbell on the floor.

Once that dumbbell was on the floor, Rob's legs shifted sideways until he can stand up, where he raised himself up.

You approached Rob out of nowhere, although you were standing near Rob during this moment, and you told him how doing that lift must hurt his groin, which it does.

When you mentioned how doing the Van Dam lift hurts his groin, your voice sounded very sexy and breathy.

Rob nodded his head after you mentioned how much it hurts his crotch.

You were going to make Rob feel better after that, but hopefully you won't hurt him.

Although, this moment was rehearsed and staged.

As you stood next to Rob, standing close enough to touch him, one of your hands grasped and grabbed his crotch, where you gently squeezed and fondled it.

"Does it hurt when I touch you here?" you asked him carefully.

"Oh, no" Rob replied, his eyes staring down at your hand squeezing his crotch.

Rob's been hit with steel chairs and was in 3 of the most violent wrestling companies ever (ECW, WWE/F and TNA), him lifting a dumbbell with his legs spread apart shouldn't hurt that much.

Your hand was squeezing his crotch covered by his singlet.

Your fingers let go of his groin and slid up his singlet, your hand stroking and caressing up the Spandex fabric of his singlet.

Your hand then slipped underneath his singlet when it reached the neckline of it, where your hand and forearm slid under his singlet, your hand stopping once your hand reached his genitals.

Your hand grabbed his bare balls and his penis, where your hand squeezed and gently fondled it.

Your forearm was protruding through the Spandex of his singlet placed at his torso.

"Does it hurt when I touch you there?" you asked.

"Not at all" Rob replied, shaking his head.

Rob was getting enjoyment out of your squeezing his balls.

In fact, he needs it after raising that dumbbell while doing the splits.

"Just a little more" Rob said to you, to which your hand began to play with and massage his balls.

"That's the spot" he moaned.

However, Rob's bare penis and his scrotum weren't shown on television, but the camera filmed your hand squeezing and playing with Rob's private parts behind his singlet.

The camera even zoomed in on Rob's crotch, where it showed your hand behind his singlet fondling his genitals.

Rob was moaning like he was getting a massage and he was getting relieved from the pain.

You were relieving his pain in his groin by massaging it.

Not only have you squeezed Rob's crotch backstage when the cameras weren't filming and broadcasting after he does his Van Dam lift, but now you're doing it on television.

Not in a pay-per-view, on TV.

Even though ECW was watered down when it was on the TNN channel, this moment was very racy, it belongs more on a pay-per-view.

[duderosiers]

the moment the door opened, it seemed his dour mood completely lifted as thalia's face came hurtling towards him, her arms around him in a hug he was only too eager to return. jean-claude gave the fae a tight squeeze, similarly giddy with excitement, smile lighting up his features for the first time in what felt like weeks. if there was one cure to his ails, it was thalia, in all her glory.

"for little old me? really?" j.c teased her as the two released each other finally. the vampire had missed her also, the two had been peas in a pod back in london that had been disrupted by forces beyond both their control. for a while, it felt like he'd never see her again...still, she was here now.

"i would've been really pissed off if you hadn't got me anything, actually," was a more honest response, looking at the spread and picking up a cocktail, taking a sip. being accommodated really was the bees knees.

"amazing! can't wait to see you audition on america's got talent. hope you get that golden buzzer girlie," j.c didn't stop grinning the whole time, it was hard not to around her. "you don't wait around, do you tal?"

@duderosiers location: Talia's house

One of the best things about living in Greywood was the fact that Talia was closed to Jean-Claude. Sure, their friendship was solid, and at times there was some real intense shit there, but Talia was positive that only made her care more about the vampire. She’d helped him through a low point, and in turn, J.C. had been there for Talia, too, when the humans had turned on her. If that wasn’t friendship, she wasn’t sure what was.

Plus, she had really, really missed him.

The Briar Court hadn’t exactly taught her how to host vampires, but from what she’d gathered at the night market, blood was appreciated (ew) and since Fae court had taught her to be an excellent host, Talia had procured blood infused cocktails for J.C. (ew). “He had better appreciate this,” Talia muttered to herself as she set out J.C.’s special spread.

When she heard a knock on the door, Talia rushed over, and immediately tackled Jean-Claude in a massive hug. “Hi!” She exclaimed, not bothering to hide her excitement. “I got you something,” Talia said, stepping aside to reveal the cocktails. “This is how much I love you,” she said dramatically. “Also, guess what? I’m already in a band,” Talia said proudly.

[phantomdrawingbooth]

Just a couple of chipper little french peas!

[jillyb2004]

My Halloween Party for The Shipping Princes Part 1

First set: Jimmy Davis as White Batman and Cyrus as Deputy Peck.

Second set: Bubbles as Rudolph and Lavash as Kovu

Third set: Mordecai as Tommy Ross and Jean-Claude pea as The Jerichan King

[hamu-eggu]

listen th..... the opening..