#jay should sleep

[afterhourswjay]

Gotta love when kitty sits directly on both your tit and kidney

aka am in pain 💀

[im-the-j-in-anthony-j-crowley]

Good omens tag game

Name two things you have in common with Aziraphale and two things you have in common with Crowley

More reasons to love them!

Crowley

1.- Taste for black clothes and... I WANT TO BELIEVE that I look good too

2.- I love Aziraphale Dramatic

Aziraphale

1.- I love books

2.- Stubborn. Really stubborn

No pressure tags: @fearandhatred @bildads-shoes @harbinger-of-existential-dread @di-42 @sayeverythingwillbefineplease @littlekhaos626

And of course, open tags!

[missycooper33]

flamepaw’s first night at the moonpool

[cablepowerhouse]

Okay hear me out. A gender-bent Kai would not be a spunky tomboy but rather she would be a femme fatale

[fernaldoishere]

Been thinking about this post a lot recently, so I decided to make a small continuation with characters that have been on my mind recently lol

How Ninjago characters would react to you asking for pads (Part 2)

bonus: the movie versions of the ninja cause they're completely different lmao

bbg garmadon will never change, he don't gaf

[ghostiesandteacups]

I can’t help but think of a Jay dream Sass enters and he sees Jay with Pete and another Sass and they’re just together hanging out.

I mean, Jay knows what both Sass and Pete look like, I’m sure a dream Sass and a dream Pete are both possible.

That and the fact we know Pete has a canon DND character from the DND episode. let’s not forget Sass was there playing DND with them too, so he has his own DND character too. Jay would most definitely have a dream where he’s hanging out with the two of them and they’re cosplaying their DND characters.

I would just love to see everyone in a future episode dressed like their DND characters just hanging out with Jay and no Sam, it’s just an episode where Jay gets to have fun with the ghosts and we get the fan service of seeing them in different outfits, a new DND episode then later we see the whole ep has been Sam translating/communicating everything for Jay.

[ssongsboo]

i fUCKING HATE CLEANING MY MAKEUP BRUSHES PLEASE SB SHOOT ME

[jaysarenice]

Holy cow who dared let me get back into fanfic writing I am going to become SO annoying I have SO many ideas EVERYWHERE in my brain

(Key: 💚 fics I’m currently working on, 💛 fics I have a bunch of ideas for but haven’t really worked on, ❤️ fics I have a general plan for but nothing beyond what it says on the tin)

ALSO college au is up and running :D check it out :3 it’s just gonna be a cute slow burn thing (link is here!) next fic I plan on working on (alongside the others trust) is the mafia/bodyguard one cus I have a bunch of ideas for it BUT fmsh will get a lot more before then :3

[afterhourswjay]

me: *attempting to sleep*

my watch that i sat near my bed: beep beep, bitch, andother hour has passed and your still awake

me: *chucks it across my room and it lands somehwre behind my fan, where i shall no longer hear it when it beeples* fuckin banishment to the shadoe relm 4 u

[jaiofalltrades]

it drives me a little bit nuts when other asexual people use asexuality to justify being weird about sex in texts. like i’ve run into multiple people in my college classes who either refuse to engage with or just fully sensationalize the sex in plays/books/stories/whatever we have to read. like i get being personally skeeved out by sex. i do! but that doesn’t absolve you of the responsibility to destigmatize sex and be sex positive. idk how you can call yourself a feminist or an advocate of queer rights if you think sex is inherently unpalatable. again, i get the feeling. i also think the idea of sex on a personal level is gross. i also get uncomfortable when people or media talk about it. but 1) i know being asexual doesn’t give you a monopoly on being repressed. just think of the catholics. the asians. the eggs. and 2) i’m not gonna ignore the thing that makes me uncomfortable. i’m gonna engage with it. bc were fuckin english majors and that’s what we do. i’m ace, not a puritan. you know? also. while we’re here. sex positivity means sex neutrality. fighting for the rights of the sex enjoyers to enjoy sex means fighting for the rights of the sex not havers to not have sex. please don’t take this as me shaming anyone for being a prude. i’m shaming people for perpetuating the stigmatization of sex and being bad literary critics.

[rockhousejai]

YOOOO LETS GOO IM FEATURED ON THE BENDYMOUSE TAG

[localaceken]

If there is ever going to be a life action Ninjago movie [god no pls] or smh Jay needs to be played by Danny Gonzalez.

I will not accept anyone else he is Danny Gonzalez coded. Danny is like Jay irl by vibes alone.

[angelspuparium]

Ehe

[hurricanek8art]

Hello, I just glimpsed your tags on a post and no pressure (I myself am. So anxious about this ask rip) but if you would like to talk about your trooper and bounty hunter cousins I would love to hear about them, that sounds like a delightful recipe for a character dynamic (like. Is one essentially betraying the other? Did they come up in a situation where they just went their separate ways? How do they feel about the demands of their jobs putting them at odds/how close were they???)

DO NOT BE ANXIOUS I CRAVE ENCOURAGEMENT TO YAK ABOUT MY STORIES 🥰🥰🥰

Okay SO my Ordo cousins are kind of a mess in the best way family can be, with the added heap of Mandalorian Family Drama on top. A good portion of the story for them came from me being really fascinated by all the lore around the Mandalorians of this era and kinda disappointed with how little we actually know, and then me realizing "hey I accidentally made my Mando cousins look a LOT* like the Ordo brothers completely unintentionally" and then my brain went a-plot-bunnying away and came up with More Lore for my stories that I really need to put down in a coherent form/document. But I had maybe three hours of sleep, I know if I nap that I'm gonna murder my sleep schedule, and my dog is chewing on my desk chair again, so that is not happening here today. 🤣😭

*I'm not kidding, I've changed Jaiga's hair and Devika's makeup/tattoos since I made this, but I mean look:

Accidental cousins go BRRRRRRRR

Aaaaaaand I gotta put this under a wall of text because I have Cannot Summarize in a Brief Succinct Manner Whatsoever Because Infodumping Is Fun problems and I don't wanna take over the dash. If this makes no sense, again, three hours of sleep. 🤣😭

Basic barebones (i say like a liar 🤣😭) backstory: Devika and Jaiga grew up as two of six of the Ordo chieftain's grandkids together and are basically siblings. So Artus Lok becomes Mandalore the Vindicated then turns around and reinvests Mandalore's loyalty to the Sith Empire, Jicoln Cadera falls out with him over it and starts rallying clans. By that point Jek and Rass' part of the family split to do their own thing on Makeb for Reasons I Have Not Determined (I try to be a little canon compliant) so it's just Dev, Jai and Jaiga's older brother Korvun left with their respective parents, and Jicoln shows up to talk Clan Ordo into joining up with his uprising against Vindicated. Their grandpa Kinkaid doesn't like being loyal to the Empire either but doesn't want to turn on Lok, but Devika, who is being groomed as a future successor to the chieftaincy, rallies the clan into supporting Cadera because they're all sick of being used and abused by the Empire—they're Clan Ordo! Their forefather was Mandalore the Preserver, close ally to Revan! He and Clan Ordo helped bring down Darth Nihilus! So why are they bowing and scraping for the Sith when all the Sith have ever done for the Mando'ade is use them as cannon fodder? Speech is awesome, Ordo joins Cadera's rebellion, and when Clan Ordo does something like that, a whole bunch of other clans follow them because of Canderous' continuing legacy of loyalty and honor. They're gonna start a revolution and get them the kriff away from the Empire once and for all!

Which. Obviously. Doesn't happen. And goes very... very... very badly.

Jaiga and Korvun end up the only ones in the chieftain's family to survive the Schism—Jaiga fought, Korvun was born for clan politics but has some mobility issues that make him prefer to stay out of the actual fighting, both have some intense PTSD from losing most of their family. At that point they're sixteen and eighteen and technically traitors, so Clan Ordo gets appointed an "advisor" (read: Lok-approved supervisor) to ensure reparations go smoothly. Korvun takes over the clan chieftaincy but is pretty powerless to affect much without the advisor's approval. Jaiga is "volunteered" as an ijaat-sur'eyir, an honor-seeker, to basically wander the galaxy as an exile, no aid whatsoever from her family or clan, and find a way to regain Clan Ordo's honor and her own. Basically, she gets Zuko'd into a quest to find the Avatar, but the closest thing she gets to an Uncle Iroh is Braden, who gets killed only like six months into her bounty hunter apprenticeship to him, so she has to figure all this stuff out on her own (well, and with her crew). All that time out there alone makes her really bitter, disillusioned with her chances, and resentful of Devika for rallying them into the Schism, though. Because what do they have to show for all that loyalty to Mandalore the Preserver's legacy? Everyone's dead!

...except Devika did not get killed in the Schism.

She managed to get away with only a few scars. She tried to get back and fight for Clan Ordo in the aftermath, but she got betrayed by someone in the clan who felt betrayed by her actions in turn, and ended up in a Zygerrian slave camp for two years until she managed to jerry-rig a transmitter and reported their activities to the nearest Republic army base. SpecForce shows up to clear them out, since they'd been using the post-Treaty of Coruscant chaos to expand their enterprise into Republic territory with Republic citizens, and Dev's efforts in helping fight back get noticed. The leader of Cyclone Squad (made it up for fic purposes!) catches on that she's a Mandalorian who escaped the Schism real fast, but she's a dang good fighter and she went out of her way to save innocent lives, and points her in the direction of Special Forces since she has nowhere else to go and clearly wants to fight. Dev picks up the name Mav Darmani out of worry that if Mand'alor notices her fighting for the Republic that he'll bring the hammer down on whoever is left alive back home, graduates top of her class from Carida, serves a few outer rim tours with Cyclone, then gets transferred to Havoc just in time for All of That Business.

Neither Devika or Jaiga know the other survived the Schism until they both start making the galactic news (for vastly different reasons 😬) and recognize each other. Devika is overjoyed that Jai and Korvun survived. Jaiga wants to kill her for everything that happened. I haven't worked out how the reunion goes but it goes Badly. They're fine as of KotFE (and happily reunited with their other cousins! I can't remember which one but one of the Ordo bros' codex blurbs mentions they were at Darvannis), but it takes a long, long, long time for them to work things out. They're a mess that loves heckling/teasing/driving each other up the kriffin' wall, but I love my mess.

[goobsnumber1fuhreak]

im back chat whatcha think

krita my goat i love free art programs ,,, :pray:

[gimmethegoddamncoffee]

I really want a fanfic Damian/Jon/Jay threesome