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retiredcultistredux · 1 year ago
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((javez isn't gonna be making a Serious Storyline Appearance on here for a while mans is Busy off screen so take this in the meantime because i have Literally nothing else to post and it's way too funny to me))
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beatheturtleandearthling · 15 days ago
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right, so the athena p server encouraged me to write a bit more of horrible reality and more of the new fic for the fall weight AU
The horrible reality teaser:
Narrator: The mansion is all ready for the people to live in, and they’re arriving today-and meeting each other.
Ugg(carrying a spear, in a deep, manly voice): New cave.
Susan (carrying her suitcase, notices Ugg): Oh hi! You’re vibe is so groovy man!
Ugg: *scared caveman noises* (starts running away from Susan)
Susan: “Wait, man! I didn’t mean to scare you! (chases after Ugg)
Georgiana: (looking at her servants) UGH HURRY UP, YOU HORRID, SMELLY PEASANTS!
Javez: (looks at Georgiana, appreciation, admiration and love in his eyes)
Georgiana: (looks at Javez looking at her) What are you looking at, peasant?
Javez (looking at Georgiana in love): “I-um…um… (he would turn around and run the other way)
Matilda (holding Beorthnoth’s hand): “Y’e ready Beorthnoth?”
Beorthnoth (holding Matilda’s hand) Re’dy!”
Matilda (dragging Beirthnoth, running) Le’s Go!
and a teaser for the nisaac fic:
The cool, crisp, evening November air helped the apartment become cooler than it really was. Isaac was approaching the end of his first trimester of pregnancy at 13 weeks and. Isaac and Nigel were eating supper in their small apartment and discussing baby names.
“If the baby’s a girl,” Nigel began, using his fork to scrape some extra bits of fried rice off his plate, “We name her Isabella.” 
“And if it’s a boy?” Isaac asked Nigel, fixing some plain noodles onto his plate.
“Jack.” Nigel answered Isaac’s question.
“Not liking the first one,” Isaac began, eating some of his noodles, muffling the next part of his response, “But Jack is an option.”
“Oh come on!” Nigel complained about Isaac’s response to the first one, “Like you could do better?”
“Well,” Isaac accepted the challenge, “I have Melody.” Isaac tasted another bite of his noodles, tasting something was off. 
“Say,” Isaac began to change the topic, “do the noodles taste funny to you?”
Nigel tasted some of the noodles. “Yes,” he agreed with Isaac, “the noodles are starting to taste funny.”
Isaac stopped eating his noodles, and put his hands on his pregnant stomach, “That’s okay.” He began, putting his two hands on his pregnant stomach and rubbing it, “I was starting to feel full anyways.”
Nigel stopped eating his rice and went to Isaac’s side and knelt by Isaac, putting a hand on Isaac’s stomach. “Full?” He asked Isaac, gently patting Isaac’s stomach, “I never thought you got full!”
Isaac chuckled, “You’ve seen me full!” He told Nigel, remembering Thanksgiving, “You remember when I ate all that turkey?”
Nigel chucked, rubbing Isaac’s pregnant stomach, “Oh do I?” he began, “You legit looked like you were 4 months pregnant after!”
Isaac laughed, “And I felt like it too,” Isaac added, “I was so bloated-and oh my god indigestion was legit torturing me. I’m so sorry for making you put up with that”
“It was worth every minute of it,” Nigel told Isaac, “you having nothing to be sorry for.”
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sutrala · 8 months ago
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March 5, 2024 SEATTLE, WA—Hate crime charges have been added against two African-American men who specifically targeted Asian families in a series of home-invasion robberies. The charges were filed against the two suspects following a months-long investigation by Seattle and...
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ask-the-retired-cultist · 6 years ago
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How is Hyness taking all of this in?
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Lewkas : “He’s havin’ a great time!”
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some-fool-fp · 6 years ago
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ebic crossover between people from the Quality Kirby Discord, including @ask-the-retired-cultist.
also knife kirby
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askashyspaceegg · 6 years ago
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LEAVE THE EGG ALONE YOU BLANKET THOT!
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Random meme doodle featuring Javez from @ask-the-retired-cultist. Coincidence? ......................Maybe, maybe not. Shut up Lexi you’re already saying too much, let your followers figure it out
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444names · 3 years ago
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american forenames and surnames + american forenames and surnames encoded with javanais
Aacers Adfan Adfavan Alavoyt Aldentu Alhavily Amanne Amayne Aravina Aravouttes Arkindarks Ayatob Baustavine Bavalaver Bavat Bavawforke Bavay Baveonaomps Baver Baverrinc Bavertsyken Bavet Bavetchers Bavicavol Baviller Baving Bavon Bavondrie Bavood Bavoschns Bavuy Berren Bertavicks Blavorsey Blennavulin Bothra Bravalavine Bravalbava Bravaravow Braves Bravices Bravicker Bravimeggy Bravummy Brell Bryson Bushars Cabracy Caravicary Carbavay Cavame Cavanez Cavars Caver Caversonyd Cavesavon Cavia Cavickirwal Cavie Cavimmey Cavin Cavingle Cavolte Cavon Cavoody Cavuanne Cavush Chava Chaws Chenry Chercava Chertharber Chrambaugh Clard Clavill Clerty Coodgenne Coravam Cravovath Cullavan Cunta Dalmas Dannavitan Darqavuez Davaomb Davap Davark Daven Daverac Daveritne Daves Davilkie Davilly Davimavan Daviver Davodra Davos Davouiz Davoz Derne Dilavo Diner Donavien Dotestavan Dothy Dovarr Duadava Dwalaken Dwavalle Ednavimaver Eilby Elgavon Ellyn Elvarce Emaxton Emell Emick Ershavia Espitz Faeld Farlava Farolfe Favanney Faven Faver Favevez Favie Favolip Ferick Flaveri Flavon Flord Flowley Forbestine Forgie Fravollavo Gaval Gavalath Gavaudia Gavavel Gavavony Gavavorre Gavealie Gavenavall Gavense Gaverez Gavers Gavuilly Gellard Gravene Graving Gravontona Greemaver Gwavan Hanie Havar Havauriste Havavell Havavers Havefarwill Havefavin Haveff Havene Havet Havinez Havings Havioster Havole Havom Havon Havustavez Hawfose Helavec Helsaves Henavadon Hernavickne Hestaven Hilairee Hithavan Hogavebava Hollank Holley Hombs Hubyava Hught Irwavon Isavala Jaravu Javanchoop Javel Javer Javes Javett Javevanne Javez Javie Javiolfan Javis Javistine Javobia Javurie Jendsen Jimavisavo Joandon Joany Joharlavias Johavoody Jonzam Jornton Julary Kavaner Kavevy Kavindet Kavis Kavowavin Kavunney Kavuyers Kettansond Klavanal Knavarrix Kravec Kurne Lasmavard Lavalleo Lavandez Lavap Lavard Lavarrim Lavecks Lavel Laven Lavenn Lavern Laveton Lavie Laviste Lavite Lavochard Lavolavay Lavon Lianeyavis Lottsa Lowavuans Lowellie Lupen Lupett Lynnavon Lynold Lynor Manaverry Mance Manne Mantavo Marde Marke Marlaven Marlee Maval Mavan Mavelavo Maven Mavenastie Maves Mavexavon Mavey Mavie Mavielavant Maving Mavio Mavisamps Mavomaver Mavony Mavooken Mavor Mavorge Mavotavia Mavue Mavuelle Mavurre Mavustras Mayavie Maynne Mcbraviamp Mcbreddarry Mccarlavods Mccliell Mccoon Mcdon Mcgert Mcgestush Mckavis Mclarton Mclavavie Mcphe Mcphews Melvabre Mespea Moningancey Moodorannes Moria Narna Navambenza Navarce Naves Navill Navinold Naviolleon Navobs Navon Nichancoff Ochanne Ollava Opavate Opaver Pamphrava Patkine Paughez Pavatterren Pavay Paveachave Paven Pavesavones Pavetters Pavids Pavoacaveen Penciste Perbavon Piceyer Pittsonn Pored Pravey Pravine Pucaver Qavon Ravace Ravavingen Ravazque Ravehavims Raven Ravett Ravie Ravighare Ravilles Ravine Ravistavee Ravoodon Ravummy Rhava Rhavard River Robavone Roblake Rodwavavan Roshavia Rowles Salpsava Salvacard Savabers Savarry Savas Savelia Saver Savevene Savews Savey Savia Saviamista Savic Savichams Saviffmavey Saviggs Savio Savoel Savon Savong Savord Savorgennie Scolmavibs Shaphavey Shaven Shavuil Shurtley Slavon Snyavistinn Songtavie Sonnaver Stalier Stanavins Stavolins Stavon Stusavon Styravo Sulip Tanick Tantava Tavathel Taveffmava Tavery Taves Tavesavey Tavoldsa Tavons Tavorden Tavott Travarksone Travavey Travecaven Troyd Valsaver Varlavi Vason Vavan Venavay Vinch Visavuckne Wathy Wavackni Wavan Wavanny Wavant Wavaraves Wavarquez Wavarravey Waved Wavelan Wavelphin Waver Wavew Wavey Wavich Wavix Wavoanavoan Wavon Wavows Wavuancer Welbell Westaverry Whithanavon Wiltavez Wiltos Wisavaveggs Witephan Woopacon Yoravon
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pjdiablo · 5 years ago
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( CLAYTON CARDENAS. THIRTY-THREE. MALE. HE/HIM. ) in texas, PRIMITIVO JAVEZ is known to most as PJ. they have been riding with the diablos for EIGHT YEARS. they are originally from NEWTON and the SECRETARY is known to be very APATHETIC & IMPULSIVE but the other club members will tell you they are FIERCELY LOYAL & DETERMINED. as the years go by, they’ve gained a lot of respect in the club and around town. they rarely ever drive a car but when they do 11:44 by COUNTERFEIT is usually heard blasting. ( cigarette butts, dusty boots, cracked book spines, tire marks down a gravel road. ) 
name: primitivo PJ javez ( his first name isn’t public knowledge. the elite few that do know it also know not to use it. ) age: 33 pronouns: he/him sexuality: heterosexual relationship status: single, never married children: none affiliation: diablos status: secretary birth place: santa ana, mexico hometown: newton, tx current location: newton, tx 
character inspo: angel reyes (mayans fx); happy (sons of anarchy); lincoln burrows (prison break); bronn (game of thrones)
background: pj was born in mexico into a violent life. by the age of seven, he knew how to pick locks, hot wire cars, and lift just about anything. most of the violence was due to his biological father’s connection to a drug cartel. wanting a much better and easier life for her son, his mother left that life, including pj’s father, behind and moved them both to newton, tx where they lived with his aunt and cousins. it wasn’t any easier for pj right away. he didn’t know how to adjust to a “normal” life and found himself in trouble all the time. if it wasn’t the police catching him lifting candy at the local shop, it was with teachers at school skipping class to hang out by the dumpsters behind the building.
pj was only 10 when his mom met and eventually married jose javez, the man that would become pj’s only father in life. jose was never easy on pj in the earlier years of their relationship and even though it brought pj in from the heavier problems like shoplifting and public fighting, he still ditched school often and disrespected authority. that was until 7th grade when he was caught skipping school and in the wrong place at the very wrong time. though nothing went on his record and he was only behind bars for 3 hours, it was jose that came to his rescue and their conversation that day changed pj forever. 
BULLET POINTS
it wasn’t until pj was 14 that he got a little brother and a year after that a little sister 
pj joined the military with high school friend jax rodriguez
he was discharged 9 years ago and nearly immediately joined the diablos
joining the diablos was a way of rebelling against any sort of civilian, “normal” way of life after his experience in the military
he doesn’t talk about personal things much, including the fact that jose isn’t his “real” father or the military part of his life
WANTED CONNECTIONS
(1/1) RIDE OR DIE ; BEST FRIEND Jax Rodriguez his one constant friend in life that knows him better than he knows himself. can set him straight, calm him down, and has always had his back.
(0/1) HIGHSCHOOL SWEETHEARTS ; EX GIRLFRIEND she would have been the only girl he dated before the military. their break up was caused by him joining because she was very against him doing that.  song inspo: poison&wine-the civil wars desired fcs: diane guerrero, jordana brewster, any fc that is/could pass as 32/33
(0/1) BLOOD AND WATER ; HALF BROTHER  they share the same biological father. they have not met yet and pj never knew he had one while the brother has always known about pj. he would be either the same age or a bit younger than pj. we can plot further but heads up: it’s messy. song inspo: you can’t rely-counterfeit desired fcs: richard cabral, any fc
(0/1) NOT QUITE RIGHT ; FWB  pj’s most recent thing aka the only girl that is currently a little more than fwb but less than the girlfriend title. pj is emotionally limited and though he would never admit it this way: he’s too scared to get attached to someone past sex and pillow talk. note: the only other thing I want set in this is she is in no way affiliated with the mc. so he also struggles with that and tangling her into that type of world or letting her get too close to it.  song inspo: right back-khalid  desired fcs: any!
these are merely just suggestions. if you want to plot something else, feel free to message me! I'm a huge soa/mayans nerd so please excuse my dorky over-excitement. @ridereblogs​
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ridefm · 5 years ago
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it’s great to see SYLVIA NASH, the newton resident ! thank you leah for your phenomenal app, please submit your account within twenty-four hours or your spot will be reopened. we can’t wait to see sylvie in action ! hilary duff + pj javez’s connection is now taken !
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( HILARY DUFF. THIRTY-TWO. CISFEMALE. SHE/HER. ) in texas, SYLVIA NASH is more commonly known as SYLVIE. they’ve been living in newton for THIRTY-TWO YEARS and currently WORK AT CUT-N-CURL. some say they are ERRATIC & MERETRICIOUS, but i’m more inclined to believe those that say they’re FORTHRIGHT & CONVIVIAL. if you walk by their house, you can sometimes hear IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY by SHERYL CROW playing from their window. ( showing kindness even to those undeserving, speaking about local farce in hushed tones to anyone that will listen, vibrant hair colors that change depending on mood / come and go like seasons. ) [ leah. twenty-one. she/her. cst. ] * high school sweetheart conn for pj javez.
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plusbot · 5 years ago
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Y'all, Javez knows how mafia work-
@dungeonraided
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retiredcultistredux · 1 year ago
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(S-Sorry, Hyness!) No! I won't let you! *Tugs other side of Hyness's hoodie* -☘
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[Out here playing tug of war with Hyness' arms, huh.]
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beatheturtleandearthling · 2 months ago
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👀sneek peek of horrible reality’s intro👀
hehe, yeah I lied last post here’s a sneek peek of the intro to horrible reality (I forgot to add Groovy Greeks, which was in the whole AU little me wrote, but he’s the groovy greeks soldier and his name is Spartancus, so that’s why theirs 17 characters including him (the post I mentioned last time would equal 16, when I realized i didn’t include him) anyways, here’s a sneek peek:
(SPOILERS!)
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History. It’s boring-and horrible at times. But sometimes it can be stretched-a lot. But what you really want to see is the reality of it-the reality of it.
15 time eras. 17 different personalities. The mix of standards:
*insert scene of Georgiana and Ugg fighting over how Ugg acts and Georgiana throwing her heel at Ugg and Susan catching it*
Personalities: The mixing of them good:
*insert scene of Catherine and Isis becoming best friends*
And bad:
*insert scene of Georgiana dragging and throwing fists with Matilda for telling her she can get her hands dirty and help out-which led to each other throwing insults and fists at each other*
Love:
*insert scene of Blenkinsop and Douglas getting together*
And heartbreak:
*insert scene of Georgiana and Javez breaking up*
Welcome one and all, to
Horrible Reality
*insert theme intro*
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marcosernestomarsal · 2 years ago
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JABEZ POR MONTE CASTRO
No era su vejez tampoco el tema de la unción el problema era un bajón que tenia el buen Jabez.
Pues su mujer era un avión una princesa libanés allá en Egipto hacía un mes que era muy mala' situación.
Mi inspiración es lo que ves cuando hay un ser cuya simplés- a uno produce madurez con solo ver en su expresión,
algo mejor de lo que es.
Quien tuvo suerte, ¿Jabez o su familia? Porque doler es una envidia que te revienta de embriaguez.
Jabez cuidó su desnudez y los colores de su tibia pues ese mundo era Panfilia quizá Jbaez buscaba en vez
alguien con quien hacer alquimeas, sin prevenir ningún después.
Pero en Monte Castro, Buenos Aires, así fue pues:
Ella deliberaba con su madre si debía tener novio para una esto era un bodrio para la otra algo cobarde,
la cosa del buen compañero que la sostenga cuando llore pueda decirle, "mi amore' tu compañía es mi veneno."
Y más allá de si era malo y mucho más si era algo bueno su pelo era un crisantemo del cual los hombres nos cuidamos.
Una princesa de barrio que mira fútbol, come pizza de vez en cuando va a la misa guarda corpiños en su armario.
Esto es asi con el vocabulario, no todo es sexo sino qué esas que fueron un bebé lo mandan a uno con el diablo.
Pero mejor me calmo que yo también fui crío ahora que escribo mejor aprendo a cómo usarlo.
Ya ves que soy como Javez ¡cuando rezó al Bueno un rosário!
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ask-the-retired-cultist · 6 years ago
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Benjamin: Javez... Do you understand that while you are defended for now, AFTER Christmas you are deader than dead?
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Javez : “Well of course I am! I’m making the most of the season while it lasts! Then I’m back to regularly scheduled cult activity, heh.”
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overmmorg · 2 years ago
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How to use twrp app without root
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#How to use twrp app without root install#
#How to use twrp app without root drivers#
#How to use twrp app without root update#
#How to use twrp app without root android#
#How to use twrp app without root series#
#How to use twrp app without root android#
Albeit not present upon its Android theme for any variation, you may attempt to toggle the fonts without that much trouble. There are several reasons why you would want to alter the fonts: readability, marketing of the business, distinctive look, etc. From both the look or sound, through convenience and strength, anyone can adjust the interface landscape.
#How to use twrp app without root install#
Root and Install TWRP Recovery on Galaxy Tab 3 7.Among the most flexible smartphone ecosystems you’ll probably have is Android. Just to verify that your tab has proper root access, verify it with the Root Checker app from the Google Play Store: If it is present, your device has been rooted successfully. When your Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 boots up, open the app drawer and look for the SuperUser app there. Finally, its time to reboot your device by selecting Reboot> System option.Then slide the confirmation slider button to flash SuperSU on your Galaxy Tab 3.Tap the Install button, navigate to UPDATE-SuperSU.zip file and select it.Now boot your Tab 3 into Recovery Mode: press and hold the Volume Up + Home + Power buttons together till the screen turns up you see the Samsung logo, and then release the Power button but keep the Volume and Home buttons pressed until you see the TWRP menu.Now turn off your tab by pressing and holding the Power button.When the installation is finished, you will see PASS! message on Odin.Then click the Start button to start TWRP installation.click the AP button and add T210.TWRP.2.8.0.0.tar.md5 to the field.Now uncheck Auto Reboot option on Odin.You’ll see “Added!!” on the Odin message box.Use the original cable provided by Samsung to avoid errors. Now connect your tab to your computer via USB cable.When the warning screen with yellow exclamation sign appears, press the Volume Up key to enter the Download Mode. Turn off your tab and boot it into the Download mode by pressing the Volume Down + Home + Power buttons at the same time for 2-3 seconds.Copy UPDATE-SuperSU.zip file to your device.Install TWRP & Root Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 SM-T210 / T210R Backup your apps and data as a precaution.Enable USB debugging on your Galaxy Tab 3 (see instructions here).
#How to use twrp app without root drivers#
Install Samsung USB Drivers on your computer if you do not have it already.
Download the latest SuperSU zip and copy the file to your device: UPDATE-SuperSU.zip.
Download Odin 3.09 and unzip the downloaded file: Odin_v3.09.zip.
Download the TWRP image file (it’s same for SM-T210 and SM-T210R both): T210.TWRP.3.0.5.
However, if you a new to such things, do not miss any of the preparatory steps described below: Well, there is nothing new in here are most things are the same as you do while using Odin. Getting Preparedīefore we proceed to gain root on the Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 SM-T210 and SM-T210R, there are a few things to be taken care of. We have successfully tested the method for rooting and installing TWRP recovery on the Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 SM-T210 and SM-T210R both (thanks to Javez and Polaris Star for testing!) However, before you make your mind to follow or tutorial, you must know that rooting your device will void its warranty and put it at risk. And thus we can now not only root Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 SM-T210 and SM-T210R but also install TWRP recovery to enjoy custom ROMs and mods. The unavailability of a KitKat compatible custom recovery made it impossible to flash the latest SuperSU to gain root access on the device running Android 4.4.2.įortunately, we now have an unofficial build of TWRP Recovery that is compatible with the new KitKat bootloader. Since the old root method that worked on Android 4.2.2 Jelly Bean firmware stopped working on Android 4.4.2, the users of the Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 SM-T210 and SM-T210R were forced to wait for a working root method. Whether you have updated your Tab via OTA or manually through Odin, you must have lost root access on your device.Īs you know, if you have got used to enjoying the privilege of owning a rooted Android device once, it really feels bad to go a single day without root access.
#How to use twrp app without root update#
If you have not yet received the the new Android 4.4.2 update notification yet, you can update your device manually by following our step-by-step tutorial. The KitKat update for the Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 SM-T210 and SM-T210R brings a plethora of new features and enhancements for better performance. The device was released with Android 4.2.2 Jelly Bean out of the box and it has been just less than a month when Samsung started to roll out the long-awaited Android 4.4.2 KitKat update. This mid-sized tablet sports a 7″ display (600 x 1024 px), Dual-core 1.2 GHz CPU, 1GB RAM, 3.15MP primary and 1.3MP secondary camera, and a powerful 4000mAh battery.
#How to use twrp app without root series#
The Galaxy Tab 3 7.0 belongs to the third generation of Samsung’s tablet series in 7-inch category.
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dprincess1325 · 4 years ago
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Come see me and Javez at Oakbrook Waffle House! (at Summerville, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/CBA2o1bF-8K/?igshid=1ecbfje2fm96n
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