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Moose
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just a little fan in a big fandom (dm me if you need a beta reader for fanfics)
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moose-posts · 45 minutes ago
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Eggs, raw. For @quezify 's eggtober! Check out the tag for more cool egg art!!! These were SO FUN to paint. Holy shit guys. I'm doing more eggs. This is egg blog now. Reference
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moose-posts · 46 minutes ago
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i’m really liking this style
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moose-posts · 47 minutes ago
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moose-posts · 48 minutes ago
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pink pomegranates & a plum! in a scribbly mood tonight :]
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moose-posts · 48 minutes ago
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Being a bisexual man flirting witha. A woman so embarrassing are we queening out or do u want me
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moose-posts · 53 minutes ago
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moose-posts · 56 minutes ago
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Shout out to Stede Bonnet for always being a lil bitch in near-death situations. Calling Chauncey "Mr. Wavey-Blade" .2 seconds after almost being murdered by firing squad. Waking up in the middle of his ex-wife attempting to kill him and immediately workshopping her methods. Actively pinned to the mast by Izzy's sword, only able to talk through pained gasps, and immediately launching into telling everyone about how the masts were sourced from the finest cherrywood in Brazil, making Izzy so mad you can practically see the steam coming out his ears. Man was born to be a hater and we love him for it
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moose-posts · 56 minutes ago
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Rhys Darby is really the wildest amalgamation of jock and nerd I've ever seen. It defies comprehension.
He'll be like "wanna hear about my special interest?" then turn around and go "now look at my perfect legs". He'll insist on making funny noises even if nobody's around who actually wants to hear them. He looks like a greek god and he knows it. Sometimes his brain will bluescreen in the middle of a sentence and he'll still somehow be the coolest person in the room. He's so lame. He's so brilliant. He makes and paints tiny models. He works out. He plays D&D.
I got whiplash.
Not to say that it's somehow bad or "not allowed" to be both, not at all! It's wonderful! It's just, with him, the contrast feels so extreme.
Or maybe it's just because I find it hard to organise my hormones. The fluffy "he's so cute and fun and dorky i'm love him so muchh" hormones constantly clash with the less fluffy "please sir may i **** **** **** i'll be good please" hormones. So yeah.
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moose-posts · 58 minutes ago
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show me
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wagging my tail and jumping around if I'm being honest
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moose-posts · 1 hour ago
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moose-posts · 1 hour ago
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Babe that last essay gave me a raging thinker I'm gonna have to go muse off right now
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moose-posts · 1 hour ago
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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moose-posts · 1 hour ago
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i think the idea of edwin exploding into a slut era is extremely funny but it also doesn't seem to fit for him imo, ONLY because the only people he has tolerated touching him so far were his two best friends. the only people able to "get through to him" via touch, and it took a very deep personal relationship to get there. u know?
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moose-posts · 1 hour ago
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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️
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moose-posts · 1 hour ago
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"In recent years, there has been a rush on the internet to supply image descriptions and to call out those who don’t. This may be an example of community accountability at work, but it’s striking to observe that those doing the most fierce calling out or correcting are sighted people. Such efforts are largely self-defeating. I cannot count the times I’ve stopped reading a video transcript because it started with a dense word picture. Even if a description is short and well done, I often wish there were no description at all. Get to the point, already! How ironic that striving after access can actually create a barrier. When I pointed this out during one of my seminars, a participant made us all laugh by doing a parody: “Mary is wearing a green, blue, and red striped shirt; every fourth stripe also has a purple dot the size of a pea in it, and there are forty-seven stripes—��
“You’re killing me,” I said. “I can’t take any more of that!”
Now serious, she said it was clear to her that none of that stuff about Mary’s clothes mattered, at least if her clothes weren’t the point. What mattered most about the image was that Mary was holding her diploma and smiling. “But,” she wondered, “do I say, Mary has a huge smile on her face as she shows her diploma or Mary has an exuberant smile or showing her teeth in a smile and her eyes are crinkled at the edges?”
It’s simple. Mary has a huge smile on her face is the best one. It’s the don’t-second-guess-yourself option."
--Against Access, by John Lee Clark, a DeafBlind educator
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moose-posts · 1 hour ago
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new favorite tweet
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