#jason: i!! am!!! not!!!
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Tim: I like doing drag.
Jason: What?! You like drugs???
Tim: uh, yeah... why?
Jason: Are you insane? Do you have any idea what you are doing to your body?!
Tim: ...yes. Do you have a problem with it?
Jason: Well, duh! What does Bruce think about this? Does he even know?
Tim: why would Bruce need to know about this?
Jason: Tim. Are you fucking with me?! You know I don't care what the fuck you do with your life, but this is serious. You need to go to rehab.
Tim: Why. Would. I. Need. Rehab???? Jason What the actual fuck. Honestly, fuck you. I thought I could tell you, but apparently not. You're an asshole, don't fucking bother talking to me outside of work unless you want to apologise because go fuck yourself, hypocrite.
Jason: Tim , listen to me, you are hurting yourself. I know that what we do is hard, but this is not the answer. Doing drugs is not-
Tim: Wait. waitwaitwaitwait. Drugs? Oh shit.
Jason: Tim? Are you high?
Tim: No, tf. I am not high, Jason, you're just fucking stupid, omg.
Jason: what?
Tim: You. You need to get your hearing checked. I don't do drugs. I like DRAG. As in DRAG QUEENS. Not DRUGS!
Jason: oh. Uh... yeah, I think I might have misheard-
Tim: NO SHIT.
#tim drake#jason todd#dc comics#you bet Tim was going to kick Jason's ass cause he was being homophobic#and a hypocrite!!!#tim was like#wtf jay i thought you were cool#ngl jason was lightly concussed and was wearing the helmet so his hearing wasn't the best#you betcha tim will tease him forever about this#some time later#jason *says something mildly insulting Tim*#tim: wow that's so homophobic of you#jason: i!! am!!! not!!!#steph: why so effected?#tim: oh yeah he hates drag queens#jason: I DON'T. WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS. STOP TELLING PEOPLE I DO#steph: ...okayyyyy (backs away slowly)
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look at my crime lord dawg im going to jail 😭😭
quick olympic slaying it down redraw.. olympics giving good figure drawing ref fr 🙂↕️🙂↕️
(pt. 2)
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In a happy world where Jason is legally resurrected and gets to go to college like he's always dreamed of
#this was going to be a quick little thing and ended up consuming the better part of a day#why am I like this#while we discuss batfam doing sports just for the fun of absolutely crushing the competition#I raise you quarter back Jason#He's got killer aim I'm told#jason todd#jason todd fanart#batfamily#batfamily fanart#gotham knights#gotham university#gotham sports#gotham knights football#bruce wayne#barbara gordon#dick grayson#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#gothamites are scary#singswan-springswan art
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wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!
#superbat#superman#batman#batfam#superfam#bruce wayne#clark kent#dcu#dc comics#kara zor el#conner kent#jon kent#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#barbara gordon#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#my art#mine#oh my god i am tired just like they are these two have too many children!!!!!!!!!!!!!#yes i am stretching the definition of children but consider this:#i wanted to draw kara and barbara and steph and whoever else is technically-not-actually-their-child
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(Dick coming to collect Jason after he’s been “wrongfully” captured by the justice league while Batman is off world:)
Dick: Listen, Hood might be a criminal, but he’s one of Gotham’s. And he’s my brother.
JL: he killed 80 people in two days.
Dick: …he’s adopted?
Jason, glaring while bound to a chair: SO ARE YOU???
#cannot believe nobody has done this before??#or am I just not looking properly#one of my favourite genre of fics it is so funny lmao#anyhow dick and Jason are so Thor and Loki coded in a way (older brother believing his younger brother is dead but actually he’s not)#dc comics#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#red hood#incorrect dc quotes#incorrect justice league quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#marvel#marvel quotes#thor and loki#dick and jason
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(Batman gets de-aged in a fight)
Duke: he really does look like Damian if you squint, doesn’t he?
Jason, walking in: oh, look, it’s the poster child for untreated youth mental illness
Tim: no, thats Bruce, not-
Jason: did I stutter
#batman#jason todd#bruce wayne#duke thomas#tim drake#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#damian wayne#baby bruce: I am the night.#dick: b you’re like 4’10 you’re the dusk at best
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i love the trope of Bruce's kids being yoinked by different parent figures in their lives, and the kids knowing full well and using it to their advantage when they've got any problems with him.
Tim, pissed at Bruce: That's it, I'm staying with Shiva for the week. Cass is now my official sister 2/3 of the way.
Cass, grinning: Baby brother.
Jason, annoyed with Bruce (more than usual): 'Kay I'm gonna go bunker up with Talia for a bit before I put a bullet through you. Cya.
Damian: Say hi to her for me.
Jason, with finger guns on the way out: Will do.
Dick, needing a break from Bruce (again): If anyone needs me I'll be in Kansas.
Tim, nodding: Understandable.
Steph: Kansas?
Dick: I need Uncle Clark therapy.
Duke: Alright I'm gonna go crash at Jeff's for a bit.
Cass: B?
Duke: ... A bit overbearing. I'll tell Anissa you said hi.
Cass, grinning: Good. Bring back Grace's cookies.
Duke, laughing: Got it.
#steph genuinely goes to hang out with ivy and harley#not parents just fun#maybe selina too hahaahha#all of them go to selina tho#mother am i right#dc comics#batfam#batman#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#cassandra cain#damian wayne#duke thomas
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got possessed. drew this. bon appetit
dont tag as ship!
#jason todd#dick grayson#dc#red hood#nightwing#dc comics#batfam#godddd i am being fr btw#this was supposed to be a doodle#my art
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Learning that Jason was Red Robin first (during Countdown to Final Crisis) and that Tim actually stole that name and costume has made my entire week. Honest to god Tim Drake is the funniest character of all time. Imagine getting your ass beat for stealing from a guy and then doing it again anyway, top-tier character choice. I think he should take Red Hood next.
#red hood#jason todd#tim drake#red robin#batfamily#Every day I am closer and closer to converting into a Tim account
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#that is tims 'i know im right' face#jason is trying and failing to win the argument#damian: i am surrounded by idiots (affectionate)#steph wondering why she has to be in the middle of this#duke being adorable#bruce: my circus my monkeys#dick: my siblings get along. so well.#babs: this shit is funny#cass just eating her popcorn and watching in amusement#wayne family adventures#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne#batfamily#bruce is so done#get these bitches therapy#wayne family#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#barbara gordon
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jason is a grandpa's boy and u cant take this away from me!!! they cook together, they discuss literature together, and when jay comes back, they clean their guns together haha. ofc they celebrate their birthday together too! 😌
✨️🎂 hbd jay & alfie 🎂✨️
#jason todd#alfred pennyworth#batfamily#batfamily fanart#dc#dc fanart#batman#red hood#dc red hood#they have one of those relationships where jason outright says he loves alfred the most and alfred refuses to say he has a fave grandkid#but it's kind of just concensus that it's jason cuz he's the only one allowed in the kitchen#i am also a heavy believer in the hc that for a while there jason wouldnt meet up with anyone but alfred#and theyd meet for tea and stuff outside the manor#i love those fics#i was gonna draw an in-between angsty one where alf has a picnic by jay's grave with tea and cake for two but i dont have the energy 😅#i was also gonna draw a red hood and agent A one with the guns they were cleaning but again: no more energy 💀#mb i'll save that one for later. i still love the idea so much. :')
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Prompt idea: Danny has been attending Wayne family dinners for weeks now and he truly doesn’t know how he got this far
Danny has been without a home or a means to get food for a while because of either identity reveal gone bad or Dan timeline shenanigans. Either way he needs to eat. As a last ditch attempt Danny tries to attend/infiltrate a Wayne family dinner. He’s seen the Wayne kids around Gotham and he’s sure that he could look and act the part enough to get in the door and out with some bread rolls at least.
Was it his best idea? No.
But he sure as sugar ain’t firing on all cylinders rn.
And Bruce already has a gaggle of blue eyed, black haired children.
What’s one more?
Batfam of course notices immediately when a whole new kid shows up, grabs some miscellaneous pieces of food and then prattles off some excuse about “not being that hungry.” (Clearly a bald faced lie) And that they were “Going to the library to study for finals, bye Dad!”
1. No one skips out on family dinners. Even Jason was here.
2. Alfred sets the table for everyone ahead of time and the kid had no place to sit.
3. Nobody in this house studies anything beyond case files.
4. Nobody in this house calls Bruce Dad.
Danny thinks he is suffering from success. No matter where he is in Gotham someone picks him up and insists he’ll be late for family dinner which is unacceptable.
Alfred just wants to feed the boy.
The batkids are amused by his efforts to look as though he’s been here all along.
Bruce is drafting adoption papers as we speak.
#Danny: am I faking it till I make it correctly?#batkids: absolutely brother I’ve known for years lol#Danny: oh okay cool >:)#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#Damian calls Bruce father and sometimes baba only sometimes tho#Danny: I’m an international super spy….🗣️SUPER SPYYYYY🎶super spyyy🎶#Jason shows up on his motorcycle: get on we’re gonna be late for family dinner!!!!#Danny: 😶
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no way the league of assassins taught damian anything about sexuality/gender identity, right? literally no way.
when he’s robin, i doubt he had the time or care to research. dick probably told him “this is completely fine and normal” and damian listened but didn’t look into it because who cares who they like, as long as they do their job.
like he isn’t rude, but he’s uneducated. like he just didn’t have the urge to research. he genuinely does not care.
and then tim comes out as bi.
and damian gets curious. partly because he was frustrated a superior detective such as himself didn’t deduce this and partly because of what the tabloids and social media are saying about tim
gotham gazette: “wayne heir timothy drake-wayne comes out as bisexual. is this just a publicity stunt?”
twitter user: “i remember when the waynes were normal. this world has gone to shit”
twitter user: “all the rumors of bruce being a child abuser and now this? something’s suspicious.”
damian’s like “i need to understand what is occurring with my brother enemy.”
so he researches and looks into it. he learns more and is extremely perplexed as to why some people are reacting so negatively. it makes him angry.
so, under an anonymous twitter account, he starts responding:
“why would the waynes require a ‘publicity stunt?’ bruce wayne is one of the most recognizable people on earth, he already donates and is founder of several LGBTQ+ resources. he has no logical need to have timothy pretend.”
“the waynes are still ‘normal.’ the one you should be concerned about is richard grayson and his idiotic food choices.”
“there have been countless studies that show there is no data to suggest that abusing children makes them homosexual. while there can be a correlation, that does not equal causation. you clearly have never completed higher education.”
nobody knows this, though. one day when tim finds out that damian was looking into this, he asked why. damian panicked and said it was to insult tim better and then proceeded to call him “a second-rate alan turing with a lower threshold for illness.” and “a disgrace to everyone that fought for LGBTQ rights due to your atrocious actions you have made in life.”
#source: i am bisexual#i think damian would be supportive but not to his face#tim drake#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#red robin#red hood#robin#nightwing#batfamily headcanons#batfamily
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Presenting to you, The Robins, as requested by many from the warm-up request 🤗
#drew Jason extra handsome because I am biased#also because I didn’t draw anything for his birthday 🥲#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#batboys#wppyart
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i wanted to try drawing older Mabel and Dipper !
#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#artists on tumblr#tbob#not gonna lie im not too sold on these designs so i may change things later if i ever wanna draw them again#i was looking at their old character designs and concept art for inspiration#mabel lowkey looks like a fashion mess but! i think its in character so whatevvsss#also firm believer that they both have glasses. mabel doesnt wear contacts bc she likes fun frames + contacts are too uncomfortable for her#dipper doesnt wear contacts because hes too busy for contacts and he can never put them in right#also took some insp from kristen schaal. alex hirsch. ariel hirsch. jason ritter for them too#also. i know dipper is shown to be a STEM-y kid but i firmly am a believer hes a STEM enjoyer in the service of art. like the fanfiction#writer thats studies physics or chemistry to get a certain detail right or something. or the entire futurama writers room lol#like i do think he wants to make documentaries or shows abt the supernatural or whatever#and mabel helps out with the adventuring :)#kind of like buzzfeed unsolved in the golden era of youtube#turtlearts
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First <- Part 18 <- Part 19 -> Part 20
Masterpost
#DC#DC Comics#Dick Grayson#Tim Drake#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#Bruce Wayne#Wally West#Clark Kent#Roy Harper#Victor Stone#Garfield Logan#Donna Troy#Koriand'r#Kara Zor El#Conner Kent#Batman#Superman#Diana Prince#Listen. LISTEN#I know it's natural to assume that Tim would love the costume too as a Dick Grayson fanboy#But I swear to you I saw a panel of him making fun of it I SWEAR#If someone finds it let me know pls. I did not hallucinate this guys#He was with Babs?? or someone and he was holding it and asking if Dick REALLY wore that thing#Anyway as you can see I am very normal about Dick and Tim's relationship#Also I want to say that favorite hero =/= favorite person before anyone comes at me
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