#jason is a barista lmao

[sleepyking]

Sneak peak of part 2.2 of my Titans fic before I start plannin .3

This one focuses on Jinx, Jason, and Rachel, and .3 will get into actual plot:))

[bothoutsiders]

you know that guy who killed the ceo and they have a cute pic of him because he's now wanted (in many ways wink wink lmao), well what about a jaytim au where jason is that cute guy and when he goes to starbucks he sees the barista tim all cute and he has to remove his mask, kind of exposing his identity but he has to, because he fell in love at first sight and he's just there, flirting with tim before the big event. idk think about it.

[slut4thebroken]

Assorted characters x stalker!reader hcs

For some reason I’ve been obsessed with stalker!reader ideas. Like for any of my current hyperfixation crushes lol. So here are some unofficial head canons I guess

(Jason Todd, Jonathan Crane, Jackson Rippner, Spencer Reid, Stiles Stilinski, Bucky Barnes)

Jason Todd - You met him one day on the street. Some guy was being a dick and not taking no for an answer. When he started yelling, Jason intervened. And you’ve been in love with him ever since. You know that he obviously loves you too, that’s why he was so kind to you that day— that’s why he leaves his blinds open and let’s you watch him change after taking a shower. That’s why he was “careless” enough to let you find out his alter ego. Why else would he have trusted you so much to share that secret with you if he wasn’t in love with you too?

Jonathan Crane - Along the same lines as Jason. But you’re a student in his class. Everyday you sit in the front, your chin resting on your hand as you stare at him, mesmerized by his smooth voice and pretty face. You like the reaction you get when he makes eye contact and you don’t look away— he stumbles over his words and forces his gaze somewhere else while clearing his throat. His day to day life wasn’t particularly exciting, he spent most of his time on campus or at Arkham. But the one night he deviated from his usual schedule, you got all giddy and followed him eagerly. That’s how you found out your professor was the infamous Scarecrow. After learning that, you wondered if he’d ever want to test his fear toxin on you, leaving you a writhing mess for him.

Jackson Rippner - (I actually started a one shot with this plot lmao) You don’t know how a professional terrorist who stalks people for a living didn’t realize you were following him. It’s not like you’re very good at it. But you watched him watch other people, swooning when he became particularly violent on an assignment. You wondered how he’d react when he found out. Would he be flattered— impressed? Would he try to kill you? Or maybe— and this was your preferred option— he’d fuck you instead, making fun of you for being so desperate that you resorted to stalking him. He seemed like the kind of man who would enjoy degrading and humiliating you and you couldn’t wait for when that would finally happen.

Spencer Reid - Your genius professor with an IQ of 187 and three phds was entirely fascinating to you. You read anything and everything about him, including all of the cases he’s worked and any interviews he’s done. Once that wasn’t enough, you started following him around. He was so intriguing and captivating— the way he just ordered a coffee and handed the barista the money had you swooning. The first time you followed him, he had noticed you— made eye contact with you— so you made sure to be more careful. On days where he wasn’t teaching because he was away helping the BAU, you were incredibly bored and almost depressed. You missed seeing him every single day.

Stiles Stilinski - Stalking him was how you found out literally all of his friends secrets. You liked watching him talk animatedly to Scott from across the library, getting scolded by the librarian several times before being asked to leave. You liked watching him by himself, the way he fidgets with anything he can get his hands on and struggles to focus on whatever task he’s trying to complete, it’s endearing. What you didn’t like, however, was how he looks at Lydia. Every single time, you have to physical restrain yourself from walking over and bashing her head in, telling her to back the fuck off and leave him alone. Especially because she usually ends up making him sad. If he were with you, you’d always make him feel loved and appreciated. You wouldn’t act like some spoiled, airheaded tease (not the internalized misogyny lol).

Bucky Barnes - Stalking Bucky was one of the hardest things you’ve ever done. He’s so in tune with his surroundings, knows when there’s a threat before anyone else does. He also knows when he’s being followed. So you resorted to casual stalking— going to the gym when he’s there, sitting in the living room when he’s there, arguing with Sam about what to watch, etc. You also liked watching him through the security cameras in the tower. It wasn’t as good as the real thing, but you could see the true, genuine Bucky. Not the Bucky he pretends to be around everyone else. This was the Bucky who likes romcoms, listens to music, does his best to cook, walks around in just sweatpants, not worrying about having to hide the gruesome scarring on his shoulder at the base of his metal arm— or any other scars for that matter. He has a lot of them and you ached to kiss every single one and tell him that you still think he’s incredibly handsome and pretty.

Part 2 with their reactions when they find out lol?

[honeysuckleharringtons]

"Brew and Me" Series ~ S. Harrington x Reader

Summary: A dual timeline series about Y/N Byers, a part-time barista/student and full-time mother, and Steve Harrington, a quippy but attractive nursing student, and the game she creates in order for him to score a date with her.

Series Word Count: TBD

Series Warnings: in-depth details about teen pregnancy and its symptoms, in-depth talk about absent fathers and shitty men, details of earthquakes, mentions of hospitals/medical talk, food talk.

⚠️ PLEASE CHECK INDIVIDUAL CHAPTER WARNINGS BEFORE READING ⚠️

lil sneak peak snippet can be found here! ☺️

Part One: "Double Shot" ~ 1.8K words

Summary: (Then) In the small town of Hawkins, Indiana lies the Byers family, a family of four who might just be gaining a fifth member of the family. — (Now) Brew and Me, known for its punny motto and delicious coffee, might soon be known for bringing people together in unexpected ways.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, small mention of abortion, vomit/morning sickness talk, mild swearing, mentions of food, mentions of medical-related things (not detailed, just mentioned)

POSTED ON: December 3rd, 2023

Part Two: "Déjà Brew" ~ 2.1K words

Summary: (Then) Back in Hawkins, Reader is still reeling from the news she's just received. Turns out, sometimes the love of a mother might just be the very help you need when times are tough. — (Now) At Brew and Me, Reader struggles with the stress of motherhood and working. Turns out, a visit from her least favorite patron might be the thing she needs to cheer her up.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, mentions of food, mentions of medical-related things, small mention of childhood cancer (not related to any of the main characters in this series)

POSTED ON: December 3rd, 2023

Part Three: "Spilled Milk" ~ 2.5K words

Summary: (Then) Morning sickness has finally caught up to Reader, and unfortunately it has her spilling her guts in more than one way. — (Now) When Steve brings his roommate along with him to the coffee shop, the situation soon goes south when his friend starts to spill Steve's not-so-secret crush to a certain barista.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, vomit/morning sickness talk, mentions of food, very mild swearing

POSTED ON: December 10th, 2023

Part Four: "Macchiat- Oh No..." ~ 2.4K words

Summary: (Then) Back in Hawkins, the time has come for Reader to break the news to her boyfriend… only, he doesn't take it as well as she'd hoped. — (Now) When Steve stops by for his daily coffee, things take a sour turn when his ex-girlfriend walks in.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, mentions of vomit, adoption/abortion talk, mild swearing, Reader slaps and hits Jason, food consumption (Reader and Steve share a cookie), Jason is sorta out of character

POSTED ON: December 25th, 2023

Part Five: "Seasonal Specials" ~ 1.9K words

Summary: (Then) Christmas Eve has rolled around, and unfortunately for a very pregnant Reader, she is stuck at home with a migraine. Luckily for her, her younger brother doesn't make for too bad of company. — (Now) A slow shift at Brew and Me turns out to be a good night for advice and a call from everyone's favorite nursing student.

Content Warning: teen pregnancy, discussions of homophobia, discussions of abuse and allusions to physical abuse, discussions of slut-shaming, Reader is lowkey bad at advice when it comes to these topics LMAO, explicit language, food consumption (Reader drinks hot chocolate), not really a warning but Will is gay and autistic in this series

POSTED ON: December 25th, 2023

Part Six: "Full-City Roast" ~ 2.7K words

Summary: (Then) Valentine's Day has arrived, but unfortunately for Reader, it doesn't seem like much love is left in the air. — (Now) As the year comes to end, fireworks are going off everywhere, including in everyone's favorite little coffee shop.

Content Warning: the flashback chapter is pure angst tbh, partially takes place in a hospital, labor and delivery and medical talk, mentions of food

POSTED ON: January 7th, 2024

Part Seven: "Pour Over" ~ 1.6K words

Summary: (Then) Between postpartum blues and her baby's needy coos, Reader's having a hard time adjusting to her new life. But she quickly learns that sometimes you get by with a little help from your friends. — (Now) After dealing with her fussy child all night, the last thing Reader wants is a complicated day at work. Luckily for her, a certain nurse knows just how to make her day a little easier.

Content Warning: Content Warning: postpartum talk, anxiety talk, mentions of vomit (nothing in detail though), very mild swearing, mild hospital talk, mentions of food

POSTED ON: January 27th, 2024

Summary: Summary: (Then) Motherhood gets a whole lot more complicated for Reader when someone who she thought was gone for good shows up to meet her baby. — (Now) When Steve confides in Reader about his not-so-good relationship with his father, Reader reminds him that he's so much more than someone's opinion of him.

Part Eight: "Lukewarm" ~ 2.8K words

Content Warning: explicit language, infidelity/cheating (not by Reader or Steve), allusions to physical abuse, Lonnie is a creep and a douchebag, Steve's dad is an asshole, mentions of male genitalia as an insult, mentions of food, light mentions of medical stuff related to Steve's job

POSTED ON: February 26th, 2024

Part Nine: "A Steep Hill" ~ TBD

Summary: (Then) Despite the tragedy that's struck the Byers family, Reader finds herself quite happy with her new life. After all, there's nothing that brings people together like going up a steep hill with one another, right? — (Now) Steve is determined to make one last ditch effort at winning Reader over. However, his moment is ruined when a certain someone shows up at the coffee shop.

Content Warning: TBD

TO BE POSTED: January 21st, 2024

Part Ten: "I'll Chai My Best" ~ TBD

Summary: (Then) When Reader is reconnected with some old friends, she's reminded that sometimes it's okay to be vulnerable. — (Now) Reader's silly game with Steve's rears its ugly head, but the two remind each other that sometimes, it takes a couple awful tries before you get to make the beautiful latte art of life.

Content Warning: TBD

TO BE POSTED: January 28th, 2024

Finale: "A Whole Latte Love" ~ TBD

Summary: (Then) Reader's first day at her job takes an unexpected turn when a six-foot-something, handsome as all hell nurse walks in and, quite frankly, takes her coffee-flavored breath away. — (Now) Steve and Reader discover that with a little hard work and a whole lot of love, life might just treat you as sweet as the world's best latte.

Content Warning: TBD

TO BE POSTED: February 4th, 2024

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[wisegirlandseaweedbraininsta]

Random riordanverse headcanons I have pt. 2

Annabeth bought Percy a UC Berkeley sweatshirt and he wears it all the time to support her

Piper is constantly dying her hair/streaks of her hair crazy colors

Nico loves wearing rings

Hazel and Frank went to the interactive Van Gogh museum as a date

Calypso gets a job as a barista to pay for band school

Calypso is also addicted to online shopping you can’t tell me otherwise (once she figured out how to use the internet lmao)

Sadie and Piper would be best friends if they ever met

Carter’s really into the dark academia aesthetic (Sadie makes fun of him and calls him old man for it)

Percy taught Estelle how to swim

Rachel refuses her parent’s money when she turns eighteen and becomes a full time artist living in a shitty studio apartment

Magnus definitely sings in the shower and Alex makes fun of him for it

Bobby and Matthew look up to Annabeth and the three of them become closer when she’s in college

Reyna and Thalia are very competitive as huntresses of Artemis and often fake fight flirt with each other while doing so

Leo visits Jason’s grave a lot

In fact, all of the seven (plus Nico, Reyna, and Will) come together a lot to visit him

Nico writes letters to Bianca and Jason a lot

[rae-is-typing]

I love the headcanons format!!! So I was wondering if you had any lost but not forgotten headcanons. Like random quirks that the reader has cause she was raised in the pnw (also pnw whores unite lololol)

PNW WHORES UNITE LMAOOOOO my people have found me

Quirks the reader has in LBNF because she is from the PNW (pacific northwest)

Flannels

All the time

No matter the weather

same with grayscale clothes and doc martens

Also iced coffee

Is it winter?

Yes

Is the reader still drinking an iced vanilla latte?

Absolutely

In general, you don't vibe with beaches thanks to trauma, but if you ever do go to the beach, you always dress like it's fucking november lmao

Your family is like ????

What is this child doing?

Why is she wearing a sweater, a flannel, and a huge jean jacket on top of it?????

And you're like

It's gonna be cold, duh

You know all of the local coffee places and get mildly annoyed if there aren't any near RDJ's or Debbie's place

You don't wear helmets when you go biking

Yes, this did give your parental units heart attacks

You may or may not have cried when you learned that the closest Dutch Bros was hundreds of miles away

You loooove the outdoors and hiking, which excites RDJ cause father-daughter bonding on the trails

Then you basically out-hiked him LMAO

he was unhappy

especially when you told him "Keep up old man, we don't have all day"

Indio jokes about you hating the sun

Cause it rained all the fucking time on the island

He bought you SPF 100 one time

You are the designated barista of the family

You just make the best coffee because, duh, PNW culture is having an absurd amount of coffee just everywhere

TRUE

CRIME

TRUE CRIME LMAO

once you feel like you can joke about your trauma, you always say that it was jason and emilia's fault for raising you in washington

like if they didn't want you to solve it then why did they raise you in the pacific northwest

dummies

they don't find it funny lmao

ashlynn does though

she laughed her ass of when you first made that quip

true crime documentaries all the time

you even watch your own and laugh at the mistakes

you and ashlynn make a plan to do a tell-all series on social media once litigation is over and your family says its okay

420 jokes

even if you don't do the weed

just

all the time

"dad i need a blunt"

"N/N I SWEAR TO GOD-"

"nvm i think you need the blunt"

the seattle road rage is also very real

you also know how to mind your goddamn business

(its a huge thing to just never acknowledge people beyond a polite nod unless you know someone... at least in my area lol)

These are all off the top of my head, so let me know if i'm missing anything hahaha i loved this

[thinless]

ok I know I've never used this blog to rant about anything else other than my hatred for myself so I apologize in advance to my followers but like

when pll was airing (spoilers ahead) I watched that shit from beginning to end, I never missed an episode, in my teenagehood I was absolutely obsessed with this show lmao.. but I have to ask.. were we all stupid??? 🤣 I LOVE THE SHOW but I'm rewatching it again as an adult and I'm realizing just how much I disregarded back in the day

like jennas life is saved from being burned alive and for a second jennas grateful about it and then she goes right back to becoming noel kahns evil partner who just sit around harassing the girls and literally helping noel *prank* the girls into thinking noel is actually DYING on this halloween train..

also don't understand how I ever shipped ezra and aria so hard. the dude is a fucking creep watching it back.. like knowing now that he was with alison as a minor and knew who aria was and proceeded to pretend to be *shocked* to have her as his student in the beginning I... whyyyyy did we loveeee thissss

I legit remember ezra/aria being one of the main ships people ADORED and the writers did them soooooo dirty omg

also aria should've been A

can you imagine how iconic that ending would've been

people would've lost their MINDS 😔💔

and today everyone would talk about how much they love it

and can we put some respect on my girl emily. shes poisoned by A and HOSPITALIZED because of it, she has her house crashed into and ruined, paige tries drowning her, mayas stalker almost kills her, her first love maya is KILLED and she's the ONLY one of the main 4 girls who loses a main love interest like that, and I'm sure there's more I don't even remember right now. poor girl 😔

ALSO this show went crazy with the minor/adult romantic relationships. we have aria and ezra, aria and jason, aria and that fucko young barista guy who was dating her mom and tried kissing her, spencer and wren, spencer and ian, jenna and garrett, alison and ezra like what is actually going ON???

ALSOOOOOO this show had the best halloween episodes 🎃

anyway I'm having a fantastic time revisiting this and I hate that we'll never get this type of prolonged absolute chaos again by writers who were clearly on one 😭

[timoothy]

tagged by Jason! ( @gaygoldstein )

thank you! Ily :)))

rules: answer 20 questions

name: Julie

nickname: Jules? (only my mom calls me that but whatever lmao)

zodiac sign: scorpio

height: 5‘3“-5‘4“ I think

languages: german, english et un peu de français (this was probably wrong, don‘t kill me)

nationality: german

fave season: either fall or spring!

fave flower: waxflowers! sunflowers are gorgeous too

fave scent: snowy air

fave colour: pink!!

fave animal: bunnies and penguins, also blue whales

fave fictional character: probably Ted??! Also Leah Burke

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: I’m kinda addicted to coffee but I love all of the above

average hours of sleep: 8-9 I think

dogs or cats: love both but would rather get a cat based on my introversion, I feel like we‘d fit more

dream trip: idk! I like to go to Cornwall and just vibe in the nature there but I did that already so maybe Iceland?

blog established: as if I remember that

follower count: ten billion

random fact: I wanted to name Seymour Professor Hidgens at first but my sister said I can’t do that so I went for Seymour and she let it slide bc she didn’t know that Seymour is also a musical character

tagging: @skskskskskskskskskssksksksksksk @change-can-happen @crabby-barista @junie-b-michaeljones @coldairballoons but like I’m obvi not forcing you to do it, just ignore this if you don’t wanna do it

[chaoticoconut]

BARBARA GORDON HEADCANONS THAT MAKE ME SWOON!!

(and so can you!! alfkvoekfndnej does anyone get that reference anyhoo)

I couldn't NOT post these idk I was showering and then I was hit with a mf tornado of hcs about my favorite gal and I figured I'd share :))))

Barbara and Tim are actually the most potty mouthed members of the batfam, excluding Kate. Jason is close, but only when he's upset (which probably seems trivial bc he's yk always upset but I hc him a pretty chill if not bitter and snarky guy). Tim cusses more when he's tired, but he consciously tries to bite his tongue. Barbara has no remorse and cusses very casually and openly, because she sees no point in abstaining. It releases endorphins guys. Duh. She uses those ridiculous "holy heck Batman!" lines as Batgirl unless she's genuinely thrown off her game. She limits her cussing a lot as Oracle bc she's not one to offend people, and you never know. It's most definitely a civilian thing for her, and anyone who knows Babs knows she's a fucking sailor.

Her favorite food of all time is pizza. Her dream house has a brick pizza oven. She has a food blog with every pizzeria in the greater Gotham area ranked from best to worst. Her favorite of all time is the Gotham Pizza Garden, which is located in Old Gotham near the police station. Technically it's the second best pizza in Gotham, second to Gargoyle Pie Company, which is renowned for being the epitome of Gotham-style pizza and is always busy. She has a lot of memories of GPG though, and loves both pies. GPG also has an incredible Chicago style pizza, which is her second favorite type of pizza. She does however believe Gotham style is superior and thinks less of Dick for disagreeing (@blanddcheadcanons tie-in heyo!!) Very few things make Babs as happy as gourmet pizza.

She grew up watching Teenage Mutant Turtles, Powerpuff Girls, and Star Trek. They all hold a very special place in her heart. There is totally a connection between her love of pizza and TMNT and turtles and mixed martial arts. She once got the boys to go as the turtles for Halloween, with her crushing it as April.

Speaking of turtles, she's had a pet turtle named after icon Nichelle Nichols since high school. Yes, she does call her Shelly. Yes it's cliche. No she does not care. She also has a calico cat named Cornflake that Dick gave her as a birthday present. She doesn't have pet dogs until she and Dick finally settle down. She never had them growing up because her father is allergic and her mother was a devout cat lady. She's not really sure why she never got any on her own, she's just more familiar with cats. After her mom passed away, she did get a bunch of bunnies whom she and JJ named after their favorite horror movie monsters and serial killers.

She loves slasher flicks. It's a family thing. JJ was creepy about it, Jim loves the thrill, Babs loves the mythos, and her mom was never really afraid of anything and found them funny.

She inherited her mother's love for baking. She left her her cookbook, which contains an amazing mixed berry pie recipe. Her pie baking abilities rival Alfred's. She even begins to branch out with her recipes and experiment with all sorts of fillings and even cake-pies (fanfic au tie-in heyo). Everybody loves a Barbara baked good. She knows everyone's faves and literally crushes holiday season. Dick is all about the og mixed berry pie, whereas Jay, who loves lemon everything (hc I saw awhile ago that I just love) prefers either a lemon meringue or a raspberry lemon. Tim is all about strawberry open face while Steph prefers cherry cheesecake or pecan pie. Cass and Bruce both love her cinnamon apple pie. Duke loves just about anything she bakes, but especially her more adventurous, contest winning pies like kiwi-blueberry-black cherry and other originals. Kate will die for Babs' cherry pie. Damian prefers blackberry or mixed like Dick. Alfred is a sweet potato pie kind of guy himself. There's a farmer's market in Blüdhaven her mother went with her to when she was a kid that Barbara still goes to get get all the fresh fruit.

Even better than Barbara or Alfred baking alone is them baking together. Roy Harper is also a pretty good baker. They all trade recipes with Martha Kent. M'gann brings wine to the manor and assembles them all for fun days of baking.

She's also totally the type of gal who made a shit ton of cupcakes when she ran for class prez and stayed I from Batgirl duties to finish them. Just saying.

She picks baking back up as Oracle but several hero emergencies lead her to burn perfectly good desserts.

She and Roy will always have puppy-love crushes on one another and be totally oblivious. They both did ballet as kids, love baking, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, shameless empty flirting, and tech. They're completely platonic and really great lifelong friends. They met at a Wayne gala as kids.

As if she wasn't already talented enough, she's completely ambidextrous. I'm jealous. Dick and Wally are left handed. Bruce is similarly ambi. Selina's a leftie. Maybe Alfred too.

She likes to enter contests and win for fun. She's a monster. Everything from baking to video games to weight lifting, she loves showing people up.

Dick, Babs, and Tim all snore atrociously loud. The batfam hates it. She's the quietest out of them all, but she's also a blanket hog. And a major cuddler.

Her favorite colors are grey and green. Purple does deserve an honorable mention however. Her apartment is a fair mix of green and grey decor and covered in books.

She was a total ballerina growing up, just like her mom wanted. That was until she discovered how kick ass martial arts were, and she got a little too jacked to continue with ballet as a formidable career option. Her next best option is becoming a cop at this point, but her father believes that not only would it be far too dangerous but a waste of her skills (like ballet cough cough). This upsets her so much she goes off and invents Batgirl, complete with a stole grappling gun from evidence.

In college she works as a barista and excels at it. Her dream is to open up a cafe/bakery/flower shop with Dinah some day. She wants to call her half Bean Me Up Scotty! (another hc I saw and fell in love with)

Babs is also a pretty good cook being that she became the family chef at a young age (Jim can barbeque and make spaghetti. That's literally it. Maybe some breakfast). Cooking lessons from Alfred certainly helped.

Her personality is so versatile. She can get along with pretty much anyone due to her wide range of interests and skills which is what makes Oracle so bad ass. She's also a Libra so she adapts fairly easily to any group without seeming fake.

She has a podcast where she rants about tech and feminism and politics and plays video games

She SO took Latin in high school and dominated competitions. She loves classical studies and is a dork for Greek and Roman mythology as well as linguistics. She has a pretty good grasp on all of the romance languages, and learns languages fairly quickly.

She always smells like mint and books. She has killer mint shampoo and conditioner, which is a Kean family thing (they just love the scent). She always smells refreshing.

She likes coffee but prefers tea always. She's like Ramona Flowers with tea

Her music taste is total 90s nostalgia (grunge, boybands, air pop, ska, hip hop) meets far too indie 4 u. Yes she's pretentious. Yes she loves chick rock and *NSYNC and Britney and Kurt Cobain and Biggie and deal with it. She also loves shit you've never even heard of. Was totally into the Gotham punk scene as a teen.

She collects vinyl and books and horror flicks ugh hipster queen

She loves spicy food and Dick cannot stand it. They both like sour candy though

If your Barbara Gordon didn't graduate high school at 16 she doesn't have rights

She was all of the Robin's first crush. Duh. Tim will always think she's the gold standard of women. He likes that she usually sticks up for him. He doesn't mind being seen as her male equivalent lmao

At some point Jay and Babs are roommates and it's literally the best I'll talk abt that later

Her type is guys with dark hair or blonde gals.

[harlowkng-blog]

meet HARLOW KANG

{ adeline rudolph / 23 / cisfemale / she/her } I know Atlas City is a big place, but have you seen HARLOW KANG around here. Gossip says she can be HARSH, but she’s redeemable because she’s also PROTECTIVE. When ever I hear her name I think of FRESHLY BAKED BREAD, MESSY JOURNAL ENTRIES, and WOOD FIRE SMOKE. If you asked her one thing she couldn’t live without she’d probably say HER SON. If you hear MEDEA BY BIRDTALKER blasting you know harlow is near by. { penned by - raine, 20, pst, she/her }

she is my commitment-phobe daughter that would rather bury herself in work than let herself stand and breathe because then she might break down huh

BACKGROUND

 harlow grew up everywhere and nowhere all at once -- her father does international banking and investment while her mom is a famous actress/model who was always traveling for shoots so she stayed with her dad more often than not. but even he moved around a ton so she lived all over the world - milan, seoul, tokyo, sydney, paris. you name it. most of her childhood was spent being homeschooled by her nanny and chasing after her brother in their new hometowns.

around when she turned 14, her dad bought a family house in atlas city along the bay. her and her brother jason were able to finally put down roots in a city and make friends that they could actually keep. this is when she first met adrien, possibly her first best friend beyond her brother.

she went through high school and just kept her walls up -- figuring it was easier since it was only a matter of time before their dad decided to move them again. 

when jason went on to college (university of kyoto), harlow was absolutely crushed because he left her behind and she didn’t have anyone left in atlas city. she begged her dad to move them back to japan, but she was stuck in atlas city.

while traveling and moving around so much, harlow fell in love with food. she’s eaten so much street food, it’s insane. each place they lived, their father would hire a cook to keep the kids alive and they would each teach harlow how to cook in their local styles. this would inspire everything she would cook.

when she graduated high school, she didn’t go to college, but instead managed to get a job at a michelin star restaurant that gave her the training she would need to crack the food scene. during this time, she was living with adrien and she found herself falling in love -- something she didn’t expect at all. but he was her best friend and knew her better than anyone so everything made sense. so when she got pregnant, she was unbearably happy.

but then work became more demanding and she found herself missing out on both leo and adrien’s lives and that filled her with so much guilt and dread. rather than just continuing to hurt them, she decided it was best to remove herself from the equation entirely and moved to france to complete her formal culinary training.

now she’s back in atlas city to be close to her son. she opened a casual bakery/brunch/cafe place called beacon last year and it’s extremely successful. her donuts? insane. try the honeycomb one. but this year she has opened a more formal, fancy restaurant called hearth in the orchard district. she’s also looking to open a pizza place with roger so keep an eye out!

end of the day, harlow is a little competitive, mean, sharp, and cold. but she’s fiercely protective and passionate about what she does. sometimes you can spot the crack in her armor when she lets herself relax and be free.

she’s bi because we love fluid sexuality so much

WANTED CONNECTIONS

restaurant partner -- maybe another chef? baker? collaborator? something fun and food based

roommate/housemate ?

wait staff! literally anyone from a college student barista at beacon or a new waiter at hearth, they could be staples in her life and could be v fun. your muse need a job? harlow’s hiring tbh

SOMEONE TO GET THIS WOMAN TO FUCKING RELAX like even if it’s like a fuck buddies thing or smth she just needs to. stop thinking.

that one friend she can turn to since she ruined everything with adrien so she’s so lonely wow cry

mean food critic?

ex fling? current fling?

i want someone that will make her want to get her shit together lmao

tough love friend that get’s so frustrated with harlow and her self-destructive nature -- explosive fights and arguments but it’s because they love each other!!

[howlingwind]

JASON DEAN MORGAN who strongly resembles CODY CHRISTIAN, has been spotted in Pandæmonium. The CISMALE is a TWENTY THREE year old HUMAN, and has been in Pandæmonium for SIX MONTHS. I hear they’re INDEPENDENT & LOYAL and REBELLIOUS & REFRACTORY. If you’re lucky you may catch them working at THIRD RAIL COFFEE as a BARISTA or at a RAILWAY LOADING DOCK as an UN/LOADER.

draws major inspiration from the character jason morgan from general hospital because i’m a nerd. tbh the name was kind of a coincidence tho bc i was gonna name him something else but it got taken then used jeffrey dean morgan as a namesake but didn’t like jeff as a name so lol

very abrasive personality. a cold, icy exterior that’s pretty hard to penetrate.

had an accident (more about that below), he’s probably brain damaged tbh. but not in the unable-to-function way but more in the fly-off-the-handle way.

actually extremely intelligent but hates flaunting it, and hates work that has anything to do with it. he’d rather do manual labor or serve coffee for minimum wage than sit at a desk making bank.

it’s rare that you find him dressed in anything other than a t-shirt, and jeans, maybe a leather jacket. between his wardrobe, hair style, and a typically calculating/observational expression, he might come off as very terminator-y at times.

loyal as a dog. more loyal. would do absolutely anything for someone he cares about, or who he feels he owes a debt. always repays his debts.

despite a miraculous recovery from injury, he’s always been an atheist. at least as long as he can remember. to him it wasn’t god or any other divine intervention that got him back on his feet, it was his own perseverance. his family being very devout also made him eager to turn his back on religion. since coming to town, running into demons, befriending an angel, etc he really doesn’t know what to believe anymore. for most people, walking, talking proof would be enough to convince them, but he’s still skeptical.

not afraid of stepping outside the bounds of the law to benefit himself or someone he cares for.

if he gets close to someone he’ll probably let them call him jay but anyone else he’ll probably ignore, squint at, maybe give them a dirty look lmao

at birth he was named jason dean price, but he changed it after renouncing his family and leaving his hometown. he came up with the last name morgan because it was the first name of an old friend who never tried to pressure him into being the person he used to be before his accident.

starting to develop a taste for danger and adrenaline rushes.

interests include motorcycles, handguns, shooting pool, working out, and red heads

unlike a lot of the town’s residents, he doesn’t really have any bias or prejudices against any particular species. the whole supernatural thing is really interesting to him, and obviously he’s wary of demons and all the species that would wanna kill and/or eat him but he’s just really fascinated by it tbh

for jason, life began at twenty years old. that’s when he woke up, tubes down his throat, bandages around his head, a brace on his neck. he was immobile, and he didn’t remember a thing. he was constantly visited by friendly faces that with sad, unfamiliar eyes. his family apparently. they told him all about his life. how he’d grown up an heir to one of the wealthiest families in upstate new york, how he was such a bright young man who’d been destined for great things. he was a med student, graduated high school at just fifteen, on the cusp of finally getting his doctorate. he was going to be the greatest neural surgeon in the country, inherit a large share in an international conglomerate, basically have the world in the palm of his hands. now he couldn’t even ball them into a fist. they told him about the accident, how he’d gotten into the car with his drunken older brother and they’d crashed into a tree. they told him he soared through the windshield, skull first into the trunk. he should have died on impact.

jason’s dedication was truly a sight to behold. a young man who should have never walked again or formed a coherent sentence, so determined he seemingly willed himself to heal. he fought with every fiber of his being to become whole again, and it took so damn long, but he did it. you’d never know what he’d been through if you looked at him. the scars were hidden by his hair, he could speak just as precisely as before, and move just like he had before, maybe even better. it was miraculous, how he came back from that. the problem was, jason dean price never truly came back. he wasn’t the same person. he couldn’t and wouldn’t live up to everything everyone around him wanted him to be. he didn’t remember being a son, a brother, friend, he didn’t remember a damn thing and he couldn’t stand the way they all pressured him to be someone who didn’t exist anymore. they tried to control him. what choice did he have but to rebel?

it started out mundane. dressing in leather jackets, getting drunk, buying a motorcycle, driving said motorcycle into “the estate” just to piss his family off… eventually, he grew to despise his old family so much that he packed a bag and took off forever, legally having his surname changed to morgan, and in search of a new life. jason ended up riding to the town of pandemonium, unaware of the town’s not-so-secret secret. the sun was starting to set on his first day in town when a bar caught his eye, a dozen motorcycles parked in the lot, rock music blaring out into the street. it was the type of place that practically called out his name. from the moment he walks in, it’s all eyes on him. black eyes, red eyes. yellow eyes. and one truly disturbing pair of white eyes, practically boring into him, looking at him like he’s lunch. that is, until suddenly he’s standing outside again, and there’s a blinding white light shining out from inside the bar, the only person to emerge being a young red-haired woman named ariel. the archangel. and jason’s life would never be the same.

[fcrensis]

THEMES & PREFERENCES QUESTIONNAIRE !!

aka, things i’ve always wanted to ask people / have people ask me. please remember to repost rather than reblog!  happy munday ~ !!

what types of genres do you gravitate towards ?

in general ?? horror, for sure, in any sort of media ; though my tension in writing could use some ( a hell of a lot of ) work, writing horror characters is so much FUN. i actually came to the d:bh fandom from dead by daylight, where i wrote one of the killers, “ the wraith ”. i legitimately miss writing him because he was ?? SO FUN WOW i got to portray this horrifying, monstrous being, manipulated to kill over and over and over again and all the turmoil that came with becoming a predator. my best friend also had this cool horror storyline that i made a character for. his name was gilad, and he was a youth pastor, also indoctrinated into a nasty cult with demonic beliefs and child sacrifices and fucking hell we really need to write that some day.

what types of genres do you gravitate away from ?  

uh anything historical, usually, even fantasy history like game of thrones. it just doesn’t really interest me. saying that, fantasy just plain doesn’t interest me most of the time honestly, one of my favourite books is fantasy but nothing else of it has ever really been my thing !! i’m also USUALLY not a huge fan of anything that’s too much like real life. real life plots and au’s can be fun sometimes but not all the time ; i love a good fuckin barista thread now and again but i couldn’t write it for everything.

what types of characters do you most often play / enjoy ?   

GOSH ,, my character type changes pretty often. a couple years ago i was writing a lot of heroes ( like steve rogers and peter parker, i wrote a lot of marvel characters ) but when i dipped into the DC fandom, i picked up jason todd, who is absolutely an anti-hero. and that was sort of a stepping stone for me writing the more villainous and angry, troubled characters which is sort of still where i’m at ?? so melissa and connor are SUPER challenging for me right now and it’s a lot of fun trying to balance my need to make them fucking assholes and my common sense telling me not to do that.

what types of characters do you seldom play ?    

children, i guess. i have a couple of oc’s under the age of 18 who i have barely used, and before the dead by daylight fandom i was writing ernest vega in dream daddy, but generally i’m sort of weird about writing teenagers and children because i am ,, 20 years old, i don’t know what the fuck kids are like now. i also have never in my life written a maternal character. melissa’s sort of there, but it’s these brief mentions and references and not a defining trait.

any pairing tropes you particularly enjoy ? ( e.g. opposites attract / anguished declaration of love / etc )    

UH yeah, polar opposites ??? listen, in real life, i don’t think anybody who was totally different to me personality-wise would be a good fit, but in writing ? fuck yeah. give me the rough, moody character falling madly in love with the soft one. give me two characters who should be enemies coming to the horrifying realisation that they’re developing feelings for one another. i’m all fucking for it.

any platonic tropes you particularly enjoy ?    

found family is so important to me and i would DIE for hank & connor. i’ve had a lot of found family plots with friends and i am so emotional about every single one of them, be it a sibling relationship or parental.

any antagonistic tropes you particularly enjoy ?    

listen . . . i don’t know what an antagonistic trope is so i’m going to guess and you’re gonna all pretend i’m totally right.

i guess i’m pretty into characters being manipulated and finding out they’re being manipulated, trying to come to terms with that and address what’s happening and what they’ve done and being angry at the injustice.

what are your preferred thread types ? ( novela / para / banter / etc ? )    

oh man, it really depends on my muse. i struggle to write things that are super short, so i do like at least one good sized paragraph, but i prefer to have different lengths of threads !! like, sometimes, i really want to write something long, something more around the 700-1000 word length, but i don’t want that for EVERY thread. shorter things are amazing. they’re a good respite when i don’t feel like dedicating that much energy to something. 300 words is around my usual minimum but i can go shorter !! <3

what are your favorite types of interactions ? ( fluff / angst / smut / etc ? )   

i love both fluff AND angst. what i want at the time really depends on how i’m feeling, though !! like a few days ago i was super into angst and right now i just don’t really have the muse so my angst threads are on temp hold ( except for this one i’ve owed for a week lmao ) while i focus on less violent stuff. i love my characters loving and being loved, but at the same time sometimes i just want them to suffer in some sort of way.

i don’t like smut, though. i can’t write it. i honestly don’t know why, i’ve always been really awkward about it and i feel like, you know, you can’t moderate who reads it if you post it publicly and if i DID write smut, i wouldn’t want underage people getting at it.

what’s on your wishlist ?  what sorts of threads / plots / relationships are you craving right now ?    

me : give a serious answer me to me : literally anything w gavin give me BIG BRO GABIN

i don’t have anything super specific in mind except i ,, did a few days ago want to do an angst thread with connor where something happens ( i.e. hank dies ) and he just decides that he’s done, pulls out his thirium pump and unfortunately has it put back in before shutdown. so i would be open to discussing that w somebody for in a couple days when i inevitably wanna do angst again.

for melissa i !! really just want her to open up to somebody. tell them what happened to her and why she can’t let androids in her space. i also really want an android to TRY to get in her space. befriend her, androids. please.

i also wanna write the fuckin wraith again so if anybody wants to interact w an unwilling executioner trying to hold onto the last of his humanity hit me the fuck up

tagged by . . . @isolationtender a BABE an ANGEL melissa’s fuckign gorlfriend

tagging . . . okay none of you actually have to do this totally feel free to ignore but @detidgaf @lostxdetective @hcpesalive @ethereal-myth  ( hi guys it’s deviiancies )

[my-one-love-is-music]

2018 WIP List

Tagged by @fatcatsarecats

Sorry this has taken a while. Was away from my computer for a while and then forgot about it, but thanks for calling me out on needing to edit, it’s not appreciated!

JayTim

-It Takes Two - currently at 56.5k -Werewolf!Jason - don’t even know the word count from write 365 posts -Amnesia and Oreos - same as above -Barista!Tim - same as above lmao -JayTimWeek fics: Blood Oath is at 13k

Sheith

-Be My Player 2? - currently at 76.3k -The Start of Something New - currently at 53.9k and hoping to finish this by the end of the year -Is It Still a Bromance If You’ve Had Sex? - currently at 3.3k -Reality show sheiths - maybe around 1.5k from write 365 posts

Anyone who wants to do this is welcome! If you see this post make sure to tag me so I can see what y’all are working on!

[tom-whore-dleston]

Emmy, I love you my dear! 💜💜💜 I am so sorry that your computer deleted your piece 😔 gotta love technology, flaws and all. But I'm happy you still shared your piece because it was so fun to read. It felt like I was reading a really awesome novel and now I am ready to see the movie adaptation 😋😋😋

I loved the tone and POV of the fic. It was different from what I'm used to reading but it's always a pleasure looking into the mind of the writer. Thank you so much for this amazing piece and for taking part in my writing challenge! I know I already said it earlier but I love you so much 😘😘😘

Man, those astrology psychos are annoying. Just the other day one of the coffee shop baristas mentioned that oat milk being her preference is the Scorpio in her - whatever that means.

lmfao this was so funny! Astrology is interesting but I don't believe that it determines my whole existence, ya feel? Besides, I like oat milk bc I can't drink whole milk 🤣🤣

And it seemed anything was on the other end of the line as D watched the name flash across his phone screen.

Honestly, we don't talk enough about male friendships! It's very rare that I see friendships like this in any form of media so shout out to you for giving us a wholesome male friendship.

I know Andy is supposed to be a family friend or whatever, but if he’s forty then so am I cause ya girl is ready to see if the face matches the voice.

this is the mentality I have towards every man that is older than me bahahaha

“Andy please, you would’ve too had the Backstreet Boys been coming to town,” she defended.

“Yeah, well unlike you, I can actually afford to see them,” I countered.

omg nooo I'm ded 💀

An audible moan leaves her mouth and I’m itching to see how good this milkshake really is; but not from the cup.

falkjglkwrjgwiojpoqgji ohh okayyyy

I’ll tutor his son Jason in math or something if it means I’ll get spoiled like this.

idk if reader mistook Jacob's name on accident or if that was all purposeful, but I fuckin loved it bc that shit was so funny to me

“Right now?” I panicked. “There are other shoppers in here too.”

“Guess you better be quiet then,” he said sliding his hands between my thighs.

goodbye world I will be passing away now 😩😩

“If you think that Im gonna let you cum anywhere but my dick the first time we fuck, then you must be as slow as your pops thinks you are.”

It's the degradation for me :') ngl I got so flustered this took me like 3x to type correctly

“The only reason I dont have my dick touching the back of your throat right now is because I’m feeling a little eager today,” he boasted. “So get your ass up here and ride me facing the mirror so you can see what a whore looks like when they cum.”

holyyyy fuckkkkk

“There you go princess, now you know what it feels like fuck on a real man huh?”...

“God’s not here right now Y/N, get it together.”

fuck fuck fuck the whole exchange got me ready to hoe tf out in public 🤤🤤🤤

And the way he’s insistent on me watching myself in the mirror, clenching my jaw steady while his other hand holds my waist in support? I think I might fall in love.

no but same 😭😭😭

Realising that Andy didn’t come, I offered to finish him off but he just told me that he’s a patient man and that we should head to the house, where he can properly lay out what’s to he expected over the course of the next couple of days.

ummm...UMMMM 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

WOW! WOW! WOW! the smut was exquisite. I am an absolute hoe for degradation (if it isn't already obvious lmao) and I just loved experiencing this wild ride 😛😛😛 Thank you thank you again for joining my challenge and giving us this spicy fic! I love you bb!! So sorry for taking so long to read. I had midterms this week and I was basically edging myself from reading fics until I finished all my shiz for school ahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Twice My Age

Pairings: Andy Barber x Black!Fem!Reader

Summary: After a spring break trip doesn’t go as planned, reader quickly finds another way to make up for the inconvenience.

Word Count: 6463

Warnings: Explicit 18+, Unprotected Sex, Exhibitionism, Spitting, Size Kink Kinda, Clit Slapping, Aggressiveness??, Degradation

A/N: Not the deadline being in February and me just getting this done. *hides in shame* Sheesh @tom-whore-dleston​, when I tell you I was fighting for time omg. 

I’m just really glad I managed to push this out. It’s a wee bit of a slow burn because I had so much I wanted to get off my chest with daddy Andy for obvious reasons lol. I wanted to flesh out each character and even extend this piece to a cute lil mini series, but my brain was like nahh, give her the smoot ASAP!! 

So I gave you the smoot 😉 with my prompt being Dads Best Friend and my character being Andy Barber, I present to you: 

A snippet of my brain. 

P.S. also wanna congratulate Jordan on her increasingly growing followers. She’s such a gem and deserves every good thing life has to offer <3

P.P.S. lol besties, I’m writing this with tears in my eyes because I don’t remember this piece from memory and my stupid, fucking computer deleted the edited version when I had like TWO fucking lines left. Bout to cry again, omg. But anyway, I just wanted to mention that I had LOADS of fun jumping from character to character and even shared a concern or two that things may seem confusing. But I’m super positive that I was able to tie up all loose ends and write this in a way that was easy to digest. 

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[starklore]

Janessa, Lila and Jez for the trope meme

Ty anon!!!

Under a cut bc long

Janessa:

Shutter Bug: She just likes cameras, and sometimes she takes snapshots of things that seem irrelevant, but turn out to be critical in the Blue and Gold investigations.

White Sheep: The only Blossom who isn’t a pronouncedly horrible person. 

Heroic Bastard: She’s actually the product of Clifford Blossom’s affair, and is–again–the only Blossom who is a relatively good person. 

(Don’t take this as hate…I love Cheryl more than I love my own life and I think Jason and his relationship w Cheryl and Polly, or what we know if him/them, are fascinating, but like…they’re bad people lmao.)

Lila:

Beware the Nice Ones: So, for the most part Lila takes after Snow, while Emma takes after David. Lila and Snow are generally soft-spoken and polite, while David and Emma–although not unkind–are usually more blunt and direct. And I think Lila and Snow both are diplomatic and try to work things out through words, whereas David and Emma jump to action. Not that David and Emma CAN’T be diplomatic, or that Lila and Snow CAN’T be pushed to action, it’s just not their instinctive responses.

But at the same I think Lila shares a certain cynicism and grudge-holding tendency with David. Emma is cynical and guarded in her own way, obviously, but if someone offers her a real ceasefire she’ll generally take it. She’s pretty forgiving if she believes someone’s remorse is genuine (she might not trust them again, but she won’t hold it over them. She’s a very ‘forgive but don’t forget’ person IMO.) Especially when it is convenient; she was willing to let bygones be bygones with Regina in large part because she knew it was what was best for Henry.

This is a very Snow tendency imo. David tends to be less forgiving; he was 100% willing to execute Regina, and argued with Snow about it, and I don’t think he ever really entirely forgave her for it, and Lila gets that from him. Lila seems gentle and kind, and she is, but once you get on her bad side she’ll go scorched earth and even if she decides to get on civil terms with you she’s gonna hold that grudge until she’s 6 feet under.

Shutterbug: Lila’s a really artistic person, and photography in particular is a major thing for her. She has a huge collection of polaroids, especially. (Personally I think this has to do with the gaslighting she experienced as a child; she likes to document what goes on around her so that she look back on it and know what happened. She also keeps a journal for this very reason.)

Submissive Badass: Again, Lila’s not a particularly confrontational person, she doesn’t like violence or discord. But when confrontation or violence is necessary, she’ll walk into it with her head high and is more than capable of standing her ground.

Jez:

Teen Genius: She’s nineteen when we meet her (seventeen in the prologue) and she’s self-taught in several languages for fun, is obsessed with comparative religion and folklore, and makes more money writing essays for college students than she does at her “real” job as a barista.

Professional Slacker: Would it be easier to just enroll in school and write her own college essays? Yes. Would this be a more productive use of her time? Probably. Will she do it? No, and she’s insulted you would even insinuate that she would. 

Screw Destiny: Jez is supposed to be the ultimate weapon in an Inhuman coup and eventual takeover of Earth, but She Would Prefer Not To.

[chaoticoconut]

I definitely want to see Jason continuing his education bc he was so fond of it. I saw some headcanons that had Steph and Jason accidentally ending up in all of each other’s classes and them both majoring in medical science with a minor in English, but idk if that’s ooc just to have them bond. I have a soft spot for Jason becoming a high school English/history teacher though, but I honestly can see him doing all sorts of things like being a paramedic and working at Dr. Thompkins’ clinic to bartending/owning his own hole in the wall before reaching that conclusion (again, I don’t have that much of a preference).

Now Stephanie I would LOVE to see follow in Leslie’s footsteps. It is kinda hard for me to imagine her making it all the way to her MD though and idk why it just doesn’t seem her style especially bc I don’t see her fully giving up on superheroics during schooling. That said her as a pediatrician or a nurse would be so cute :).

I really cannot see Cass as anything other than like a ballerina and model in her early 20s followed by a lot of traveling. She’s def adored by the press in my mind and I think she went from super elusive fan-favorite to full fledged Sweetheart of Gotham while she Batmans it up.

Tim I really don’t know. He didn’t like school and tbh I see him dropping out of high school near the end bc fuck it. He could be a trust fund baby but I also think it’d be cool if he opened a garage since he loves cars. That’s basically my only real headcanon for him other than just being a super rich dork. I liked this one piece of meta fiction where Tim becomes a writer and when the Batfam goes public with their identities his tell-all autobiography is a smash hit. Only problem is I don’t think that could ever happen while Bruce is alive, if ever so lmao. ALSO I’ve always headcanoned with age he’d become Babs’ sidekick sorta, maybe becoming the Delphi to her Oracle and I could see him going down the tech consultant route too.

As for Babs, she loves the library so much it’s not even a question for me where her first job is. I think she’d be head librarian for a long time. I also love congresswoman/politician Barbara, and see that as integral if not endgame for her career bc she’s such a boss. She’s canon president on one of the various earths I know and I would like to see her or one of her descendants make it that far for sure. After/concurrently with the politics I think she could definitely be a cyber security consultant and/or briefly work with the GCPD to improve their databases and such. I’m not super well versed in tech stuff but there are a million possibilities for her down that road. I also don’t hate her briefly teaching Comp Sci at GU with Steph and Jason both there just to kinda keep an eye on them even if it’s more of a one time thing.

And oh gosh I can’t forget about my love for barista Babs having her own cafe at some point but that may be au bc I want too much for my fave, not that she couldn’t be a barista early on or something.

Dick I see with a normal job but not as a cop. I don’t think it fits him. Maybe he’s a Bludhaven cop for a little while before making a career switch to social working or never at all but either way I’d rather replace that period in his life with social work. I liked the arc with him buying Haly’s and that being his schtick afterwards maybe, concurrently with Bruce passing on the responsibilities of the Martha Wayne Foundation to him. I think he’d really want to foment social change for the youths in the Gotham/Bludhaven area. I’d round out his professional career with becoming a gymnastics teacher, maybe at Gotham Academy or in his own studio, and becoming the Birdwatcher i.e. the mentor, protector, and essentially the new Ted Grant for the superhero community. He’d sooooo have a nest of young vigilantes eager to pick up on his secrets.

It would be so cool if Damian became a vet and an animal rights activist. I see him using his inheritance to invest in several green initiatives and think he could really change Gotham, so I also wouldn’t mind him going into business and economics.

Duke for me has to become the Question. I’d love to see him maybe follow Renee’s footsteps and become a detective or PI but I’m not set on it. I also could see him going into medicine to help search for a cure for his parents.

Favorite paying occupation for Barbara Gordon? Dick Grayson? Jason Todd? Tim Drake?  Stephanie Brown? Cassandra Cain?

I was going to ask “What is your favorite way for Barbara to obtain funds for living on?” but then realized I might as well ask for all the older ones.  It doesn’t have to be legal.  Trust funds and inherited money are in play.  Just what is your preference?

Barbara’s had numerous jobs: librarian, congresswoman, teacher, etc.  And stolen from criminals, too (though I’m not entirely certain if that was just fighting crime money or living money, as well).  I didn’t like her working at Gotham U.  I was fond of the congresswoman era, but these days would more likely go with her being a very high paid network security consultant or analyst or programmer of some sort.  She’d only have to take the jobs she wanted.  Definitely not have her funded by Batman.

Steph has mostly been a student, so if you think someone else still supports her, that’s fine. Chime in. And add what you think she should do after school is done?  Becoming a doctor seems a popular choice for her - expensive and takes time.  But I like the idea of her “making it” and doctor is one of the stereotypical marks of that.

The guys have all been Bruce’s kids at one time or another, so there’s money there.

However, Jason is unlikely to have a trust fund or inheritance in play, unlike other two, since he was dead and all.  But, hey, crime can pay.  Not sure what kind of non-crime work I think he would be into.

I like Dick working at paid job, even if he has a trust fund. I was fond of cop-era, I admit.

Tim’s young. I’d kinda like to see him actually go to college and graduate. I’m not set on him going into business, but am definitely amenable to it.  But not to him as CEO at 17.

Cass is one I could actually see just having the trust fund and not working at all. Particularly given how far behind she is on any sort of conventional education.  Not so familiar with newer versions, but older one at least at times really didn’t want to do anything else other than hero.