#jarlo?

[burstbub]

Honestly if this whole chapter didn't show how much of a fruit case these 2 are idk what will

[yaoigovroom]

Mr James Consonants?

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Some more more little descendants incorrect quotes with Glassheart/CharmingHeart

(and other ships)

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Queen of Hearts: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!?

Red: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests.

(Red, keep your head safe)

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Chloe, sweating: Red, there’s something I need to ask you-

Red: Finally! You’re proposing!

Chloe: How’d you know?

Red: Amore, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Red: I even picked it up once.

(Chloe version of the proposal lol. Chloe's Mary Ann shining through)

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Uma: *tapping fingers on table*

Mal: *taps fingers back furiously*

Audrey: …What’s going on?

Evie: Morse code. They’re talking.

Uma: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Mal: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

(The double date wasn't a good idea... They got thrown out)

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Jay: I have a new hoodie.

Carlos: Wrong.

Carlos: We have a new hoodie.

(Yep. Honestly they've been doing that since childhood, sharing hoodies)

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Charming: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?

Ella: Half-full, definitely.

Ella: Half-full and constantly rising.

Ella: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

(Ella, I think spending time with Bridget turned you Mad. Slay)

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Bridget: *about Red and Chloe* They make a cute couple, huh?

Ella: They certainly are standing next to each other.

(Ella, you're gaydar is not broken. You're just denying it because of your internalized homophobia)

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Bridget: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication.

Charming: It’s my turn to cuddle Ella.

Bridget: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT!

(Red: *non-existent*)

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Bridget, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!

Ella: I don’t know, dude, I’ve never met anyone that opened a math book and didn’t say “fuck me”.

(Ella being a good girlfriend)

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Chloe: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Red: You always act stupid.

Red:

Red: Wait...

(yeah. She totally was just staring at you while you tried to make the obvious Obvious)

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Chloe: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but a supreme enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

(Like staring at their lips in the fight of your lives)

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Hope you liked it Uwuwuwuw

Byeeee

[midnight-stargirl]

tiktok really decided to make me to sob even more with “fairy godmother can give anyone a happy ending except her own daughter”

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

mal: jane's eyes are blue, right?

carlos: yes, but not just blue, though. when she's really upset, they desaturate to a grey color and if she's exceptionally happy, they shine like sunlight on the calm sea

evie: and when was the last time she smiled?

carlos: last night at about 1:57 am, when i said something that made her laugh

jay: right, and when's my birthday?

carlos: .....

jay: when is my birthday, carlos?!

[phantajam]

Janelos in the Fright at the Museum comic :3

[stinkyvespepepe]

Seraphina, Arlo, and John you could have been my OT3 were it not for the fact that Arlo is a nosey manipulative lil bitch, John is literally batshit insane, and Sera is emotionally unavailable for like a majority of the series

[crazydaymycrazyway]

Ember: We have your friend, John

Arlo: You kidnapped John? As in John Doe, son of William and Jane?

Ember: Yes, so if you want him safe hand over-

Arlo: You don't have him. He has you. Good luck with that. And we're not friends *hangs up*

[crimescrimson]

Carlos Oliveira & Jill Valentine in Resident Evil 3 (2020)

[ravenfiire]

looking around the old fandom again for silly Carlos posts, JESUS WHY DID PEOPLE HATE JARLOS SO MUCH 😭 what did Jane do to you… (it’s so people who hate female character because they get in the way of their gay ship core…cough cough jaylos) (I love jaylos though don’t get me wrong)

[elitheidiot1]

I like inventive ship names, we don’t have to always smash two names together guys we can mix it up

since I got into btr here’s some for that show

(they’re bad sorry)

kogan = “street smarts”

kames = “diamondcrusher”

jarlos = “hardheads”

jagan = “lovesick”

kenlos = “dream chasers”

cargan = “science fiction”

jendall = “summer love”

kucy = “rockstars”

jocy = “heartbreakers”

lomille = “hot and cold”

kenmille = “secret skaters”

lugan = “nirvana”

lumille = “paralyzers”

gustelly = “record scratch”

james x jett = “vanity vain”

lucy x mercedes = “bubblegum rock”

buddha bob x gustavo = “stress reliever”

[misandristsonic]

jarlo in MY feed ?! fuck yeah

[akilahia]

One thing about Resident Evil, they sure do know how to write straight couples.

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Some more little Glassheart/CharmingHeart incorrect quotes. But really just all descendants.

(also with other ships again)

Mal: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Carlos: You left me, Evie and Jay in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Mal: I did that on purpose, try again.

(damn. Either for a good reason or she was just annoyed)

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Uma: Alright Chloe, Red. Let's go over this one more time.

Uma: If something breaks?

Chloe: We try to fix it before Evie gets home.

Uma: If it doesn't work?

Red: We blame Mal.

Mal: Seriously guys, what the hell?!

(Mal. Sweetie. Evie would believe you. Maybe)

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Merlin Academy Time

Bridget: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Chloe: *raises hand*

Ella: *puts their hand down*

(Mother knows best.. whoops wrong movie-)

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Bridget: You have your weirdly sincere humility.

Ella: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.

(Girl you're amazing, just the way you are.. what's with the songs Qvq)

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Carlos: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Jay: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

(One for the boys Uwu, but I love Carlos and Jane)

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Chloe: I owe you one.

Red: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

(happened after the whole time traveling thing UvU)

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Red: I love you.

Chloe, not paying attention: What was that?

Red: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

(she just wants attention, stop doing your homework Chloe)

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Chloe: Fight me!

Red: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Red: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

(Fight of our lives is a love song. Canon)

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Red: *Laughs* Amore, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Chloe: We’re married.

(you're one to talk. The cheesey way you just proposed)

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Ella: Do you feel any better?

Bridget: I feel much better now that you here with me.

*Charming walks in*

Bridget: I feel half better.

(Bridget had a one sided crush on Ella. Or was it really one sided? 👀)

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Chloe: Cause your pretty and your smart, and your ignoring me so your obviously my type.

Red, who was distracted: I'm sorry- what were you saying?

Chloe: Perfect.

(No Chloe no. But also yes)

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Hope you liked it

I have more Uwuwuwuwuw

Byee

[ysines]

rare unordinary post

[burstbub]

Missing back when they were in their shoujo era