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Menino de 5 anos é morto a tiros em Japeri: cidade em luto
Japeri viveu um dia de luto nesta sexta-feira (1º) com a morte de Carlos Eduardo Cabral de Moura, de apenas 5 anos. A criança foi atingida por disparos de arma de fogo na Estrada Miguel Pereira, no bairro Nova Belém, enquanto saia de um mercado com a mãe. Segundo informações preliminares, uma equipe do programa Segurança Presente estava na região quando foi alvo de disparos provenientes da…
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#pauloalbertodasilvacosta #stj #preso #news #noticias #injustica #riodejaneiro #japeri #jornale
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Every Sunday afternoon the park is full of perverts in fetish gear acting out their sick fantasies in full view of everyone. One of them came up to me and tried to get *me* to participate in what they were doing. She said her name was "Lady Quintessa Ironheart, High Elf of the realm" and was carrying a bunch of fetish implements like these ones

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Hey, uh, what are Stede and Izzy doing on some papist ship?

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Commissions! Yay!
i'm doing them. the prices given are starting prices, and if you pay more i'll give you more (either qualitatively or quantitatively). ask me any question and i'll happily answer to the best of my ability.
$15+ for sketch pages
$30+ for MSPaint / doodle comics
$60+ for line art pieces ($60 is one full-body, and if you don't need the totality of a full-body I'll focus on detailwork instead.) This will jump in price quick depending on what you ask.)
feel free to ask for examples beyond what i've given. last piece is from my fancomic TM21, which has great examples of what i can do line art-wise.
i'll draw anything with few caveats (for instance: no hate art); i love drawing armor and bugs, so complexity & segmentation is fine, but i may ask a higher price depending on the level of complexity. ask, be honest, and i'll tell you what i'm okay with doing.
i take payment upfront and through paypal—if you need a different payment processor, i will try to look into it for you. refunds are complete until i make decent headway into the commission: at that point, i'll adjust how much i refund for depending on how much would've been left.
thanks to one of the people who commissioned me, i realized i need to post this new commission sheet somewhere that isn't a discord server or a niche fanforum—thank you erazon, i appreciate you so much erazon,
#mango japery#art#commissions#open commissions#mango's art#my art#have been able to pay the near whole of next month's rent because of these commissions which is so crazy to me#so thank you to those who commissioned me for doing that. i feel so lucky#and significantly less tired and scared#also got a job recently that hopefully goes well. having these commissions kept me sane enough for that oops#things are still incredibly bad and terrifying and have been getting as worse as they've been getting better#so i still need these#but i am so grateful for what i've already gotten. wowza
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daniel garcia just wants to wrestle but all these bitches are trying to kill people
#aew lb#daniel garcia#that would be a funny gimmick. a guy who just shows up like it's a 9-5 and refuses to partake in japery and shenanigans
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When will my son (Noah Caldwell-Gervais) return from war (Release another 8 hour video essay about a video game) so that I may see him? (I will watch the entire video at least twice despite the fact that I have never played it)
#noah caldwell gervais#YouTube#she's got jokes#for the record i understand that making such long and well researched videos takes a long time and I'm willing to wait as long as needed#This is all just light-hearted japery#still it would be nice to have the next 2 to 3 days of video watching planned out for me lol#the last video that scratched that itch was the hbomb one but I've already watched it and Todd's videos twice
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shoutout to the private life of sherlock holmes for opening like "the contents of this case are simply TOO scandalous to be shared until we're all long dead 😳", spending the first thirty minutes implying holmes is gay, and then (and only then) launching into a bog-standard original case which is only "scandalous" in the sense that it contains military secrets and it implies holmes was chastely infatuated with a woman once (so he definitely can't be gay we promise). queerbaiting in the year 1970... truly a visionary work
#joke. jest. japery. i know they had to do the rest to get away with the first bit#but it's still so funny like what's the scandal here? the fucking loch ness monster?#consulting detective tag
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I'm worried that someone I love has been getting involved in japes
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the weight of history is sure hanging heavy on this one!
#em is posting about sharpe#this is one of those things that reminds me that I would dearly like to learn more about How Filming With Horses Works#but yeahhhh the Crush of Modernization and Industrialization and Time Moving On...#many good sideburns and hats in this one... greatcoats and silly little jackets... but also I miss the dudes rock japery of old times#oh whoop BESTIE HAGMAN is back HOOROAR
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redraw of art so old its not even on this blog
#toonblr#toontown#ttr#toontag#kona#scooter#splat#link is an imgur link to the old drawing dw no japery here#also kona got shorts in this pic idk why i just cant put her in a skirt anymore LMFAO
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If this gets 10k notes before episodes drop in Saturday, Jimmy is guaranteed to win 🙏 it's real bc the Watchers told me, don't worry
Bargaining.
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I'm actually bestest friends with the first man on the moon and we hang out all the time and he thinks I'm awesome. No, not Neil Armstrong, a different guy who went to a different moon. A better moon that you don't know about.
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i... gregor...
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me: i'm asexual
the clown running on a hamster wheel that operates my brain: french me like one of your paint girls
me: tru dat
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: <- a bite mark
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