#japeri

[josuejuniorworld]

Menino de 5 anos é morto a tiros em Japeri: cidade em luto

Japeri viveu um dia de luto nesta sexta-feira (1º) com a morte de Carlos Eduardo Cabral de Moura, de apenas 5 anos. A criança foi atingida por disparos de arma de fogo na Estrada Miguel Pereira, no bairro Nova Belém, enquanto saia de um mercado com a mãe. Segundo informações preliminares, uma equipe do programa Segurança Presente estava na região quando foi alvo de disparos provenientes da…

[jornale]

#pauloalbertodasilvacosta #stj #preso #news #noticias #injustica #riodejaneiro #japeri #jornale

[natalieironside]

Every Sunday afternoon the park is full of perverts in fetish gear acting out their sick fantasies in full view of everyone. One of them came up to me and tried to get *me* to participate in what they were doing. She said her name was "Lady Quintessa Ironheart, High Elf of the realm" and was carrying a bunch of fetish implements like these ones

[adickaboutspoons]

Hey, uh, what are Stede and Izzy doing on some papist ship?

[mango-dolphin]

i... gregor...

[mrfunnyinthebank]

daniel garcia just wants to wrestle but all these bitches are trying to kill people

[briannafrostgirl]

When will my son (Noah Caldwell-Gervais) return from war (Release another 8 hour video essay about a video game) so that I may see him? (I will watch the entire video at least twice despite the fact that I have never played it)

[theworstofallpossibleworlds]

I'm worried that someone I love has been getting involved in japes

[chiropteracupola]

the weight of history is sure hanging heavy on this one!

[polar-place]

redraw of art so old its not even on this blog

[choctalksalot]

johnkat to qsmp pipeline is too real i think

yeah.

no joke i somehow landed on the reverse of the homestuck to dsmp pipeline, then got double funneled from both into qsmp. i got 3 fucking cakes now and they're all homosexual

[asbestieos]

gift exchange was great we started reading vampire a/b/o yaoi

[ettle]

If this gets 10k notes before episodes drop in Saturday, Jimmy is guaranteed to win 🙏 it's real bc the Watchers told me, don't worry

Bargaining.

[natalieironside]

I'm actually bestest friends with the first man on the moon and we hang out all the time and he thinks I'm awesome. No, not Neil Armstrong, a different guy who went to a different moon. A better moon that you don't know about.

[mango-dolphin]

playing a game with myself called "inventing a man and scaring myself with it"

Note: Not all of these predictions are meant to be taken literally, more figuratively/metaphorically/so on. You get it. Note 2: lighter the text, the more likely i think it is to be (in part or in full) true

ALSO. thank you @maxknightleyunofficial for the yuri box.

bingo transcribed below [with additional Author's notes!]:

Limbus Company Predictions

Row 1:

Sinner Number correlates to recruitment order. (Which, yes, would imply Dante joined LCB before Sinclair, Outis, and Gregor. No points)

Another character based on a poet (or philosopher) is introduced. HM: Ovid SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meursault's source material is his backstory: he works for the LCB because they saved him from the death penalty

The E.G.O gear the Sinners are attuned to all corrode because the gear or their attunements are imperfect. As in: your LC nuggets got that good shit [because the LCB doesn't have Cogito & can't manufacture E.G.O gear: the Sinners have to "connect" to the Abnormality instead, however that works] / are better [than the LCB Sinners]

The psychosis warning is for multiple Cantos and/or side stories, but one of the Cantos needing that warning is Meursault's.

Row 2:

Sinclair goes tree mode. I will not explain any further.

Limbus Company wants to be the new L Corp, or at least be continually influencial to whoever takes the spot.

The Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil; [it will be] a constant theme. Dante cannot "eat" (the apple), and thus is not "doomed to die" like the Sinners.** **The Sinners are named thus because they "partook" in the fruit: these moments, from blissful yet tormentous naivete to a sudden sinful upheaval, are highlighted in their Cantos. Gregor's was cutting the apple (crossing the boundary from child to war machine); Rodion's was killing the tax collector (her desire to be a hero completely upended by her actions leading to the deaths of all her neighbors); Sinclair's was following Kromer / letting her into his life (specifically allowing Kromer into his basement and witnessing The Horrors)... **This could imply LCB as the serpent in the garden, but more than anything, Dante is Eve. [Iori could also be the serpent she's got the range. swagever. It'd be funny.] HM: Or even worse, the opposite is true.

Sinners will get upgraded versions of their base E.G.Os; These versions have relation to the shadows cast in their E.G.O portrait.

Ishmael's white whale is a Library of Ruina character.

Row 3:

Faust's Faustian Bargain is classically straightforward: she "sold her soul" for knowledge. HM: The Devil in this exchange is the LCB.

Outis is in the middle of her years-long Odyssey as we speak. HM: It's why she's one of the last Sinners

Purgatorio & Paradiso

Outis, Don Quixote, and Hong Lu are using fake names

Dante (prior to the events of the game) has been on the Outskirts of the City, or even left City limits. HM: They're from outside the city

Row 4:

Gregor is an abnormality / abnormality-like; Hermann's "gift" to him is that. [Honestly he'd be one in the same way Tomerry is, but further than that? He's more than just a genetically modified soldier is what I'm trying to get at.]

Iori

^ HM: Lion, Panther, and Wolf were sent to Dante as a test. [Idk what kind of test it'd be. Trust me.]

At least one Sinner will Distort, and possibly multiple Likely Hong Lu, Ryoshu, Rodion, Heathcliff, Faust, or Meursault. Don seems obvious.* *Colors are likelihoods, not pairs. Though I don't see it likely that they all will distort UNLESS SOMETHING FUCKING HAPPENS *ADDITIONAL hard mode (so hard it's mode): Meursault Distorted before joining Limbus

the golden boughs are the remnants of Carmen's body or essence / the byproduct of the Seed of Light. [That's NERVOUS SYSTEM, baybee!]

Dante goes to Paradiso alone / with only Vergilius (I forgot how it went :( idr if Dante Dante's Inferno went up there alone)

Row 5:

Something bad happened to Gregor's sister :( HM: She's still alive. This is a bad thing. [Leaving my wording vague here on purpose.]

Marie (L'Étranger) is in the Blue Team (with Demian); Gretchen (Faust) is in the Red Team (with Hermann). Gretchen switches teams? [Honestly likely Faust hasn't encountered Gretchen either!]

There is yuri moments and maybe even yaoi moments (not Yuri) SINCLAIR. Yi Sang, Outis, Ishmael, Meursault, Outis again, Hong Lu, HM: Outis Wife Penelope

Angela.

Dante knew Carmen

[mapswithoutwyoming]

me: i'm asexual

the clown running on a hamster wheel that operates my brain: french me like one of your paint girls

me: tru dat