#jane freaky

[thesinisterhappenings]

Don’t tell boss we found an old video recorder down in the archives. Jane and I got bored, exploring the doors that might’ve been a little locked. Found some cool stuff in here too, will be sharing when we figure out how to transfer that old ass technology onto more modern things.

Sorry about the absence, life has found a way to haunt us even in our day to day. Also boss had been getting a little more paranoid about things. While also being in complete denial about the scares.

Until next time, this is Joe Spooky!

[potato-lord-but-not]

faroeverse doodles free from tumblr draft purgatory. the last one was made bc I realized since parker survives in this rendition of faroeverse, he probably goes looking for her and gets caught up in holy ghosts shenanigans. so. them and their three dads <3

[sprinkellz]

what if ride the cyclone was called ride the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴clone and it was about 6 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 highschoolers dying on a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 rollercoaster

[eloquentsisyphianturmoil]

Just learnt ‘Findis’ is a combination of ‘Finwë’ and ‘Indis’—

they were that sort of sappy parent.

[just3-p3achy]

Jane: so yea I met this this guy

Edward: was he handsome?

Jane: yea

Edward “do you find me handsome?” “No” Rochester looking away angrily: FUCK

[harringroveera]

El is very concerned but…good for them i guess?

[lemondoddle]

WORMS?

WORMS???

WORMS????????

[ajsbookreviews]

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner Book Review

The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner

Author: Stephanie Meyer

Description: I turned off my brain. Who you were going to hunt was the kind of decision you had to make before you scented your prey. It was too late now to choose anything.

Rating: ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆

Review: Stephanie Meyer’s short novella The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner was a breath of fresh air in an embittered world. Its pacing starts off slow and it doesn’t really pick up until halfway through, though the sluggish start may be forgiven by its emotional ending. 

The novella gives depth to an undeserving book, almost unfairly inducing attachment to characters that will never return. It’s the perfect length for what it is and it doesn’t stray from its purpose.

The title says it all. 

[undescribed1mage]

rtcblr have I told you guys about the ver in my head where jane looks like a different member of the choirs' corpse depending on who's looking at her (so ocean would see her as oceans corpse, noel would see her as noel's corpse, etc etc)

[thesinisterhappenings]

Statement of Elaine Sketch, regarding a parasite. Recorded by ________________, in the Magnus Institute, London.

Statement begins.

“So I’m a scientist right? I work with chemicals, microscopes, the stuff you might see on TV. I mainly work with water samples and testing levels of different chemicals in them. Observing the organisms that live in different waters from different locations, comparing them. Really baseline, pretty simple stuff.

Well, I was checking out this water from Louisiana, in the states right? And it seemed pretty normal, general murkiness, normal organisms. But I see this new one, wiggling around in there. Nothing I'd seen before. So i call my buddy over, his name is-. Was, Dennis. Dennis Baker.

Anyways, he takes a look at it, points out it’s patterns. The way it moves, the shapes it’s forming. They’re unnatural, like it’s struggling. Panicked. I had never known that a parasite like that could struggle to live. Of course at the time we didn’t know it was a parasite, it could’ve been a worm, just another wriggling thing we forgot to label.

We don’t bring it up to our boss. We should’ve. Oh god we should’ve. We start testing it, like idiots. First transferring it to see what it does to a bug. Then to a mammal like one of the rats. Then, we upgraded. Seeing how it reacted to primates. And every time, it evolved more and more.

First it would worm under the skin. Burrowing into the blood stream and up into the nerve system. Wrapping itself around that cluster of nerves at the top of the spine. Then, it would multiply. I cant explain how. You know how as a kid, you were told if you cut a worm in half it would grow into two worms? It was like that. At first we thought it was killing itself. We were wrong.

One would stay in the nerves, and the other would find its way into the heart, wrapping around and controlling its very heartbeat. Then the first would split again. And it would find its way into the brain. Soon enough it had full control over the entire creature.

And then the body would rot. At a rapid pace. A horribly disgusting rapid pace. In a day it would be covered in blisters, then it would ooze. Pus and blood, everywhere. On everything. The organism would be dead but the body would. Not. Die. It couldn’t. The parasite did not allow it.

Soon we grew reckless in our hope for scientific discovery. Fame took over our mind, our goals. And eventually. It got to Dennis. And everything we knew would happen, happened. His body rotted. But he’s still alive.

He’s still down there if you need proof. Banging away at the glass, violent and hungry. I cannot look down there anymore, but send your people if you need evidence. I didn’t take pictures. I’m sorry, I just couldn’t do that to him. I’m sorry!”

… She ran out of the room. We sent people down there but whatever was raging, has disappeared. There’s no evidence of her claims except for a petri dish under a microscope with an organism, squirming for its life.

Statement ends.

[crowleysshittyglasses]

I hate the sexualization of Jane Prentiss so much oh my god

[fiercerthanyou]

Phil Stern, Bette Davis, "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane", 1962,

Gelatin silver print, printed later,

Image: 143⁄4 x 187⁄8 in. (37.4 x 47.9 cm.) Sheet: 16 x 20 in. (40.64 x 50.8 cm.)

The Collection of Sir Elton John

[limp-macaroni-biscuit]

What if the magnus archives was the freaky archives and instead of investigating spooky statements they investigate freaky statements

[janeya]

hiii guys does anyone have janey related songs for my playlist :3 trying to get as accurate as possible .. can apply to any production u want..

[charleslee-valentine]

the thrilling sequel ✨

[lilliputiantestinggravity]

gotta say, watching an ep of Ghost Whisperer is enormously whiplashy binge watching all seven seasons of The Mentalist