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Statement of Elaine Sketch, regarding a parasite. Recorded by ________________, in the Magnus Institute, London.

Statement begins.

“So I’m a scientist right? I work with chemicals, microscopes, the stuff you might see on TV. I mainly work with water samples and testing levels of different chemicals in them. Observing the organisms that live in different waters from different locations, comparing them. Really baseline, pretty simple stuff.

Well, I was checking out this water from Louisiana, in the states right? And it seemed pretty normal, general murkiness, normal organisms. But I see this new one, wiggling around in there. Nothing I'd seen before. So i call my buddy over, his name is-. Was, Dennis. Dennis Baker.

Anyways, he takes a look at it, points out it’s patterns. The way it moves, the shapes it’s forming. They’re unnatural, like it’s struggling. Panicked. I had never known that a parasite like that could struggle to live. Of course at the time we didn’t know it was a parasite, it could’ve been a worm, just another wriggling thing we forgot to label.

We don’t bring it up to our boss. We should’ve. Oh god we should’ve. We start testing it, like idiots. First transferring it to see what it does to a bug. Then to a mammal like one of the rats. Then, we upgraded. Seeing how it reacted to primates. And every time, it evolved more and more.

First it would worm under the skin. Burrowing into the blood stream and up into the nerve system. Wrapping itself around that cluster of nerves at the top of the spine. Then, it would multiply. I cant explain how. You know how as a kid, you were told if you cut a worm in half it would grow into two worms? It was like that. At first we thought it was killing itself. We were wrong.

One would stay in the nerves, and the other would find its way into the heart, wrapping around and controlling its very heartbeat. Then the first would split again. And it would find its way into the brain. Soon enough it had full control over the entire creature.

And then the body would rot. At a rapid pace. A horribly disgusting rapid pace. In a day it would be covered in blisters, then it would ooze. Pus and blood, everywhere. On everything. The organism would be dead but the body would. Not. Die. It couldn’t. The parasite did not allow it.

Soon we grew reckless in our hope for scientific discovery. Fame took over our mind, our goals. And eventually. It got to Dennis. And everything we knew would happen, happened. His body rotted. But he’s still alive.

He’s still down there if you need proof. Banging away at the glass, violent and hungry. I cannot look down there anymore, but send your people if you need evidence. I didn’t take pictures. I’m sorry, I just couldn’t do that to him. I’m sorry!”

… She ran out of the room. We sent people down there but whatever was raging, has disappeared. There’s no evidence of her claims except for a petri dish under a microscope with an organism, squirming for its life.

Statement ends.

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Don’t tell boss we found an old video recorder down in the archives. Jane and I got bored, exploring the doors that might’ve been a little locked. Found some cool stuff in here too, will be sharing when we figure out how to transfer that old ass technology onto more modern things.

Sorry about the absence, life has found a way to haunt us even in our day to day. Also boss had been getting a little more paranoid about things. While also being in complete denial about the scares.

Until next time, this is Joe Spooky!

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TMAGP character designs!!!!

and more art:

->->-> NEW VERSION (fixing the saturation of Sam's skin and with other extra things)

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Guys, guys.

We are SO BACK

Hello spooks and scares, nightmares and monsters, or just the average person who enjoys the occasional post of me ignoring the non-disclosure agreement.

While my wonderful coworker Jane Freaky has been radio silent recently, the happenings have been as active as EVER.

So nice to be back, update you all soon on the scary things that not only go bump in the night, but also apparently knows how to go through walls? The supernatural is amazing, I have no idea how Jon doesn’t believe in it.

Catch you all next time, this is Joe Spooky, Master of haunts!!

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Joe Spooky Return

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Joe Spooky here again, with this lovely video my coworker Jane caught, moments before that teacher’s pet of a boss (Jon) threatened to fire me.

Again.

What’s this dude’s problem with music? First he turns down my invitation to a Grifter’s Bone concert, then he forces me not to go which sucks, now he’s trying to ban music in the archives all together? He also accused me of playing that calliope in artifact storage, but I had to explain to him I can’t stand the circus so I wouldn’t dare touch that thing.

I’m not fired yet, somehow, but hey i’m not complaining.

Like always, send in your spooky stories, or your terrifying tales, and until thr next sinister thing that happens, 

This is Joe Spooky signing off!

(PS hey Boss squared, yeah you Elias, Peter talks about you a lot on the kayaking trips. Stop taking the cat in the divorce)

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So turns out he doesn’t want to go to a Grifter’s Bone concert.

A bit rude on the no though, can’t believe I work with this guy. Although his behavior was near hostile,. Almost, sinister.

Is my boss some kinda monster? (Or is he just rude🤔)

Also Martin has been out sick for a while, hope he’s alright??

Catch you around, and remember to report and investigate anything sinister that may be happening.

This is Joe Spooky, until next time.

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She just, she dipped.

That is so rude.

Anyways uh, Joe Spooky here with our ongoing investigation of who Martin is in love with. (It’s very obvious he’s in love but who..)

He also writes poetry like a nerd but he doesn’t let any of us hear it or read it. Rude much?

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Jane,

Dear, sweet, studious, nerdy Jane.

If I can avoid doing work and still get paid, I’m going to have fun . Work is not included in that fun.

There was going to be a joke but Jon kept staring at us and making sure we were doing work. Kinda spooky if I do say so myself.

Possibly… Sinister.

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Jane Freaky adding on. When Joe said stared, he mean STARED. Our boss was watching us for a good ten minutes.

Joe if you read this: Maybe this is our cue to actually do our work for once.

There was going to be a joke but Jon kept staring at us and making sure we were doing work. Kinda spooky if I do say so myself.

Possibly… Sinister.

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There was going to be a joke but Jon kept staring at us and making sure we were doing work. Kinda spooky if I do say so myself.

Possibly… Sinister.

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Mr.Spooky here with a reminder. Don’t forget you’re able to send in your own questions or spooky stories on the blog homepage!

I think both me and Jane would be really curious to what kind of sinister things are happening outside of London!

Feel free to tell us about any encounters or stories you’ve heard, or others have heard! Good luck out there, and stay safe!

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Jane Freaky here.

The encounter was disappointing, but at least we have footage of our boss' boss divorce papers.

And we also learned they have a cat.

It’s me, Joe Spooky.

Here with a little encounter story.

Now me and Jane were minding our business, when suddenly out in the halls, we hear a small thud. Now, that’s spooky enough as it is, but a few seconds after, there’s just a really faint, and echoey yell.

So we think, ‘oh hey, there’s a ghost, let’s try to catch it on camera and tape.’

So we rush outta there, ignoring Mr.Sticky doing his whole ‘ooooOooOo Tim, Sasha, get back to work stop running out of the office at random intervals’ like, sir I am Joe Spooky and she is Jane Freaky, get it right or I’ll put earthworms in your tea.

Anyways, back to the encounter. So we rush outta there with our gear expecting some sort of spooky thing. We start honing in on where it came from and it starts getting foggy almost.

We turn the corner, and there’s just a mass of fog, so Jane boots up the camera and I start recording, because hey it’s a ghost.

But no. On the floor we see papers, probably the thing that fell. They’re divorce papers.

It was just our boss’ boss’ sometimes husband getting divorced again.

(Also turns out boss squared took the cat? I didn’t even know they had a cat)

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It’s me, Joe Spooky.

Here with a little encounter story.

Now me and Jane were minding our business, when suddenly out in the halls, we hear a small thud. Now, that’s spooky enough as it is, but a few seconds after, there’s just a really faint, and echoey yell.

So we think, ‘oh hey, there’s a ghost, let’s try to catch it on camera and tape.’

So we rush outta there, ignoring Mr.Sticky doing his whole ‘ooooOooOo Tim, Sasha, get back to work stop running out of the office at random intervals’ like, sir I am Joe Spooky and she is Jane Freaky, get it right or I’ll put earthworms in your tea.

Anyways, back to the encounter. So we rush outta there with our gear expecting some sort of spooky thing. We start honing in on where it came from and it starts getting foggy almost.

We turn the corner, and there’s just a mass of fog, so Jane boots up the camera and I start recording, because hey it’s a ghost.

But no. On the floor we see papers, probably the thing that fell. They’re divorce papers.

It was just our boss’ boss’ sometimes husband getting divorced again.

(Also turns out boss squared took the cat? I didn’t even know they had a cat)

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Joe Spooky here.

Do you think your boss could be a being of another land? Some kinda embodiment of some sorta creature?

Tell us your story here at the Sinister Happenings, and we can bring awareness to those things that lurk in the shadows, and yet are in plain sight.

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Statement of Jane Freaky regarding the disappearance of the book she was reading

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Hey, it’s Jane Freaky. 

I know Joe Spooky already introduced our little investigation, so I won’t go into too much detail.

But like he said, if you see anything sinister happening, let us know here at Sinister Happenings.

Because, well, that’s what we do.

(hello! it’s admin #2. like admin #1 said this is just a fun thing from a late night idea and hopefully it’s enjoyable)