#jamie brooklyn

[ghost-robo]

Jamie made Jazz watch the movies bc she asked about human culture

[letsperaltiago]

b99 characters as tweets (pt. 5/?) ✨ peraltiago edition ✨

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: Okay…! My first mission back in the field! Meet me tonight at my house so we can go over the details. Jaune is working late so I have to put my son to bed.

Emerald: All right! The Invincible Girl rides again! It’s about time!

Later, at Arkos house…

Pyrrha: *singing a silly lullaby to Jamie Nikos-Arc, who is clutching a little stuffed bunny* 🥰

Oscar: Aww…!

Emerald: …Oscar, we have to keep Pyrrha away from this mission!

Oscar: What? But earlier you said-

Emerald: I know, I know…! But it just sank in that Pyrrha has a kid! I grew up without parents, and it sucks! I don’t want to see the same thing happen to Jamie! 😫

Oscar: …I mean, he would still have a dad- 🤔

Emerald: Come on! We’ve got to finish this mission quickly before Pyrrha is in danger!

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Pyrrha: *corners Emerald* What are you doing trying to cut me out of the mission, Emerald?

Emerald: I was just, uh…? 😅

Pyrrha: *steps close and looms over Emerald* Who am I? 😠

Emerald: The…the Invincible Girl…

Pyrrha: And what does the Invincible Girl do?! 😠

Emerald: Takes every precaution to ensure her safety…? 😅

Pyrrha: WHAT DOES THE INVINCIBLE GIRL DO?! 👿

Emerald: …takes bad guys down and bad girls to bed…

Pyrrha: That’s right! Except now the Invincible Girl is happily married to a wonderful man and too tired for sex, so her main indulgence is full-fat yogurt parfait! 😤

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Glynda: So how did Miss Nikos do on her first mission back?

Earlier…

Pyrrha: *strangling three bad guys at once, one headlocked under each arm and a third under her boot* I left one for you guys! 😁

Emerald/Oscar: *holding the last terrified bad guy at gunpoint* 😦

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Emerald: Pyrrha, I just want you to know that I’m not scared for you anymore… 😔

Emerald: …OF you, a lot…! 😰

Pyrrha: Aw, thanks Emerald! 😊

[genderflu1dwh0r]

Yeah

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[caslutz]

Roy: I don't always understand Jamie’s texts. He says they're still waiting on the pitch and it's "allz good", allz with a Z.

Roy: Then a box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. And yet another box with a question mark. Then a box with a question mark. What does that mean?

Keeley: It means you don't have emojiis on your phone

[musicandotherstuff]

Arctic Monkeys - Kings Theatre, Brooklyn

September 22, 2022 (2 years today)

[jessfandrawer]

I was watching some video clips and got a vibe. Sometimes you just have to go with it.

Audio clip is from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Art/editing is mine.

[milfloverobisanya]

roy: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.

jamie: okay, but in my defense, jan maas bet me 5 pounds that i couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

roy: that’s not what i wanted to— you drank shampoo?

[its-a-show-stoppin-number]

Me: LOVED Jamie Tartt in Ted Lasso and Dean Winchester in Supernatural

Also me realizing Buck is my favorite character in 911:

edit: forgot two y’all SHAWN MF SPENCER AND JAKE PERALTA

[cecinestpasunblog]

Make a poll of your favourite female characters (no limits) and see which your followers like the most!

I am tagging @pog-mo-bhlog @billpottsismygf @theheirofhades (no pressure, I just thought it'd be fun!)

[incorrectafcrichmond]

Dani: Look, I know you think my judgment is clouded because I like Zava a little bit.

Jamie: You just doodled your wedding invitations.

Dani: No, that is our joint tombstone.

Jamie: My mistake.

[ghost-robo]

[mannyblacque]

Reference to this scene from Brooklyn Nine Nine.

[superiorsturgeon]

Ren: *cradling Jamie Nikos-Arc for the first time* You must be so proud, Jaune.

Jaune: *smiling at his newborn son* Yeah, Pyr and I call him “Our little miracle!”

Ren: Because of “the Incident?”

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Hazel: *winding up for a huge uppercut*

Oscar: 😨

Jaune: Oscar, watch out!! *shoves Oscar aside*

Hazel: *punches Jaune directly in the crotch*

Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! 😫

Hazel: AAAAHHH!!! *keeps repeatedly punching Jaune in the crotch like a jackhammer* 🤬

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Jaune: …the doctors say that if it weren’t for my aura, I would’ve been so sterile that my crotch could serve as an operating room.

Ren: There is no way that’s true.

Jaune: It’s in my medical chart!

Jamie: *napping in his uncle’s arms* ��

[genderflu1dwh0r]

Fuck, I'm so gay

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[olivers-cocoapuffs]

James Potter and Jake Peralta are literally the same person what are you talking about