#james rizz potter

[where-is-vivian]

Regulus, entering his dorm, and seeing James here:

Regulus: Are you trying to romance me?

James, that wrapped himself in gift wrap, beaming, because he was waiting for him to open the door to surprise him: Yes

Regulus, closing his eyes, and opening them again, trying not to smile, and whispering: It's working.

[burningleaf2x9]

james potter the kinda guy to have the worst pickup lines. the WORST. and he's just leaning on a table as he looks at regulus and pulls out this "are you from tenessee cause you're the only 10 I see" type shit. everyone around then groans ans wails because that is fully the worst thing they've heard in a while and they look over at regulus expecting him to whack James or something, and he's just. completely enamoured with him. completely in love, and all their friends can see it in his eyes (even though he'd hate that.) he's just utterly besotted, even after this horrible, horrible line, because that's what love is, isn't it? that's the kind of love james and regulus had, pure and all - consuming.

[daddiesdrarryy]

James: Reggie, you’re like an angel with no wings

Regulus: So like a person

[cressthebest]

What other jegulily head canons do you have

bbg it’s a miracle i had that many to begin with. 😞 but i’m posting this ask eons after receiving it cause i finally have enough (this ass is going to uni for creative writing)

• in school, jily was really pronounced about their love, but both of them were quiet about dating reg. reg wanted something more quiet, and it saved them a shit ton of questions if nobody knew all three of them were dating

• lily and reg got caught in the broom closet once cause neither of them wanted to sneak the other into their dorms

• lily told remus first about her crush on regulus, and broke down in tears, worried that james would break up with her, even tho he chased her for years

• james told lily about his crush on reg first, and she was so freaking relieved. he went to her all nervous, and said that he wanted to be truthful with her cause he loved her so much. but was worried she’d reject him. instead, she grabbed his hand, hugged him hard, and said she felt the same.

• after telling lily, james told marlene next.

• she would make fun of him after games against slytherin, saying that someone was always eying his ass. he’d always retort that dorcas wasn’t exactly giving her the purest looks either

• peter and marlene were lily and james’ wingman. sirius said it would be too weird to help lily and james flirt with reg. and remus, my beloved, has negative rizz and has no idea how to help.

• meanwhile, barty and evan are giving regulus shit advice.

• like, barty’s advice is to seduce lily and james by inviting them to an orgy with evan and barty. reg smacks the back of his head, saying “absolutely the fuck not”

• evan suggests poisoning them so he can go comfort them in the hospital wing. and they’ll be forced to talk to reg, because they’ll be stuck in a hospital bed.

• reg says no to this as well. he ends up going to pandora and dorcas.

• (not really my headcanon, but what if i suggested a t4t reg and lily with a super supportive james au 👀)

• they have a really big hammock that sometimes two of them will fall asleep cuddling in. mostly reg and james

[b0wi3sgir1]

James: *flirts*

Regulus: *flirts back*

James: I wasn’t expecting these results idk what to do now..

!!Alternatively!!

Marlene: *flirts*

Dorcas: *flirts back*

Marlene: I wasn’t expecting these results idk what to do now..

[halfblood-princes-crown]

Imagine having a rich boyfriend like James Potter. Lily is lucky 🥰

I mean if that’s your type, who am I to say otherwise.

I wouldn’t want a boyfriend that threatened me and blackmailed me into dating him just so he could leave my friend alone…maybe that’s just me tho

[fishisvibing]

Everyone becomes their owl Pt.1

It's the slytherin!Sirius au again but I make it extra this time

[theloverboy27]

I think it's good James and Sirius weren't born in this generation, cause I think they'd ask Remus if he considered himself "an alpha" every full moon and they'd wind up dead

[incorrectwolfstar]

remus: i was flirting with the vintage shop worker yesterday

james: doesn’t sirius work at the vintage shop

remus:

james: oh

[moonytoasted]

the marauders as brainrot terms:

james: gyatt

sirius: rizz

peter: sigma

remus: fanum tax

[person4924]

*the marauders, watching pearl*

[the “PLEASE IM A STAR” scene]

pearl: IM A STAR PLEASE IM A STAR

sirius: bitch, i’m the star

remus: kill yourself

[after the “PLEASE IM A STAR” scene, when she’s crying]

peter: it’s really not that serious, come on now

sirius: yeah, i’m that sirius

remus: die

[the scene where she fucks a scarecrow]

james: the rizzler??? you go girl

remus: can you actually shut the fuck up

[where-is-vivian]

[my fic in a nutshell pt.2]

James, wiggling his eyebrows: I'll make you blush, Regulus.

Regulus: Your flirting skills are shitty.

James: Yeah? What do you know about flirting anyway?

Regulus, with a straight face, without looking away: Je sais très bien comment flirter, et si j'en avais le courage, je te dirais comment me faire rougir de mille manières, pour que jamais plus tu n'essayes de séduire quiconque d'autre. (I know very well how to flirt, and if I was brave enough, I'd tell you thousands ways to make me blush, so that you'll never ever flirt with anyone else.)

James, clueless, blushing hard: *speechless*

[jumbleofw0rds]

James: Are you a keyboard? Regulus: What James: Because you're my type Regulus: Regulus: Honestly, fuck you.

[venus-sqturn]

james: your honor, what did you say?? i zoned out??

[swag696942069]

AT THE HOSPITAL AND MY NURSE IS A JAMES VARIANT!!!! HES SO CUTSEY AND FUNNY AND NICE AND HE WEARS JAMES CODED GLASSES AND HAS JAMES CODED HAIR!!! AHHHHH!!! WHY MUST I BE SHY AND HAVE NO GAME!? I WANNA RIZZ HIM UP SO BAD!! I THOUGHT I DIDN'T LIKE PEOPLE, TURNS OUT I JUST HAD TO FIND MY JAMES AHHHHHH

[rewritingcanon]

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