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ivarenee · 6 months ago

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Just in Time for Friyay & Caturday! (via "Secret Agent Cat, Agent Cat" Relaxed Fit T-Shirt for Sale by IvaRenee)

#leopard #leopard cub #leopard cubs #cat #cats of tumblr #cats #cute cat #cat pun #cat puns #bond #james bond #james bond pun #introvert #insominac #insomnia #black tshirt #artists on tumblr #myart

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hometoursandotherstuff · 10 months ago

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#james bond parody #play on words #puns #other stuff

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who-canceled-roger-rabbit · 6 months ago

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If they made a genderflipped 007 movie with a badass female spy traveling the world and banging a bunch of chads, the funny thing is that in terms of innuendo-laden names for those chads, you ironically couldn't do much better than Roger Moore

#for context roger is british slang for fuck #james bond #007 #roger moore #pun #puns

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spockvarietyhour · 3 months ago

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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) directed by Roger Spottiswoode

#BAD PUN JAMES #Tomorrow Never Dies #Bond-a-Thon #Bond a Thon #James Bond #007 #Pierce Brosnan #90sedit #filmgifs #movieedit #junkfooddaily #bondedit #tnedit #GIF #my gifs #Tomorrow Never Dies Rewatch #Hide and Queue

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illuminopseudonymous · 1 year ago

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Why does James Bond only wear plain white shirts?

Because there's no time to dye.

#i'm not sorry #james bond #puns #jokes #shitpost #no time to die

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popcorn-plots · 5 months ago

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guys guys guys guys

what do you call a gay skeleton who hasn't come out yet?

a skeleton in the closet

what do you call a horny skeleton?

boney

what do you call James Bond after he dies?

Bone. James Bone.

#skeleton jokes #I made these all up myself and then laughed for five minutes #james bond #dad jokes #puns #bone jokes

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skitskatdacat63 · 1 year ago

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I know it would literally never happen, but whenever the speculation of who the next James Bond will be comes up, I can only think about how I would sell my soul to get a butch lesbian James Bond 😣

#cause people are always arguing against having a female 007 bcs it would change too much #okay so why not just swap her gender and change nothing else 😌#i realized when writing this post tho that my one oc is literally my concept for a lesbian james bond 😭#butch lesbian womanizer who wears suits all the time and smokes/drinks too much and loves money and weapons #i think about this every once in a while and i want it so badly but it will literally never happen #please she would be so masc and cool and sexy #i dont know if i necessary like the idea of making a new chara to be 007 #but like....female James Bond but nothing else changes 👀#im trying to fall asleep and i can only envision various scenes from casino royale but w my version of james bond #pls she could be jamie bond!!!#sorry this is completely random and probably nonsensical but it haunts me so often #every time i rewatch casino royale im like man...espionage movies are cool! and then start fantasizing about female james bond #the names bond. jamie bond.#maybe i will draw it sometime #just not sure how id design her bcs as i said my brain cant help but be a bit stuck on my oc that fits pretty well #but seriously. they wouldnt even have to change anything!#like they have all the jokey pun names for women...guess what. even more opportunities #but like gahhhhhh i think about a masc woman in the bond movies ive watched and im like wow i would enjoy this movie substantially more!#like the shower scene in casino royale........#i cant even rly bring myself to watch bond movies older than the daniel craig ones bcs the objectification and misogyny bothers me too much #but imagining a masc woman in their place 👀 i am on board!#imagining her with bond girls 😳😳😳😳😳#sorry again: super random but it is late please forgive me #catie.rambling.txt

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fyeahffa · 1 year ago

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full disclosure, i am OP

#failfandomanon #james bond #007 #pie #puns

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carverl · 1 year ago

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My tribute to 'I Expect You To Die 3: Cog in the Machine' and to the franchise as a whole with my favourite song of all time 'Skyfall'. Spent ages working on this hope you enjoy it 💜

SPOILERS FOR IEYTD3

#i expect you to die #james bond #skyfall #music tribute #i love this series so much and wanted to express that #i know it's cringe but it's my cringe so shush #the bee pun is the highlight for me

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jenndubya · 1 year ago

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I hate this man so f'n much.

#i do actually really kinda like my translation for the yogurt pun though #even though i was like: this seems like a pun. where is... oh yoGURUto #but fuck that sean connery pun #i was gonna try and make a james bond reference but then i'm like: when tf does james bond run away?#ohsama sentai kingohger #super sentai

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leviathan0999 · 10 months ago

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#action figures #james bond #james bond 007 #beef boss #the puns really are this bad

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rubensmuse · 1 year ago

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finally got around to listening to the MLP episode of kill james bond, & i didn't think i could like abigail thorn even more than i did already but here we are!!!

#pegasister abi...me too girl #mlp #kjb #kill james bond #also alice is right why DID they never do ''Naponyan Ponyparte'' as a pun...

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alastaircraig · 1 year ago

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