sean: what does ‘take out’ mean?
milly: food!
hailey: dating.
zander: murder.
jake: all 3 if you’re not a coward!
the music club and the jomies eating at ✨stacy’s mamamia pizza✨ because jake just wants everyone to be friends:
jake: zander, can you pass the ketchup?
zander: jake, can you pass away?
milly to henry: don’t worry, this is normal.
liam: drew, are you in love with jake?
drew: what?! no!!
henry: well then why did you write “d+j” in hearts everywhere?
drew: it stands for depressed and jaded.
hailey, struggling to stand in a pair of 1 inch high heels for the competition: yeah- i don’t think heels are for me
jake, walking past in 6 inch high heels: WEAK.
jake, after episode 10: if i was going through something, would you be there for me?
luke: nope, absolutely not.
sean: i hope it sucks, whatever you’re going through.
milly: i hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
hailey: i hope you reach out to me so i can ignore you.
zander: i can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing i could’ve changed that outcome.
I feel like his sexuality is a bit flexible (feels primarily attracted to girls but a littleeeeeeer bit to some guys as well) but since he doesn't know jackshit about the lgbtq community he doesn't know any specific labels he just assumes he's straight. Also he's fine w he/him pronouns but I feel like there's smth else goin on.... like how his huge crush on daisy might be partly gender envy???? like just as a hc. though I can see him as both transfem n transmasc though u get wht I mean I hope. But he'd be too confused when it comes to gender he's just like I'm just some guy I hope that makes sense
Hailey
Bisexual. The way she called daisy "the epitome of cute" while BLUSHING... And how obviously she likes Jake, yeah.
Zander
Canonically gay and if he wasn't I'd probably still hc him as gay. and european
Milly
I hc her as queer just bc of the lil rainbow circle thingy on her t shirt that looks like a pan flag at first glance 😭😭 but yeah, I was scares to talk abt it cuz some ppl assume if u hc a tomboy as anything but straight you're implying it's just bc she's a tomboy. it's not the case here. Also I feel like she's demiromantic. girl + devilgender + tigergender + dragongender shut up im allowed to have fun also xenogenders r cool. she/it? idk self projecting sorry
Sean
I love the idea of nonbinary Sean !!! though they'd still be fine w masc pronouns imo. I love arospec Sean headcanons but also they fell in love with Daisy THE MOMENT they saw her so I'm sorry it kinda ruins it for me sorry. I also love ace Sean. For some reason besides nonbinary (specifically maybeee agender?) I feel like they'd not label themselves too much ?????? idk u tell me.
Luke
canonically pansexual and if he wasn't i would've thought nothing of his sexuality probably sorry
if you’re someone who, in the wake of all the content that came out of jason signing his contract, thought ....... hm, maybe i could get into the stars? maybe there’s some Narratives there? i’m here w a valiant attempt to rope you all the way into this team ............. via my magnum opus, the petey/otter/robo primer. it’s link heavy, there’s some pictures & a couple of footnotes, so while you can in theory read it on mobile if you have the google docs app i personally feel like desktop will give you the best reading experience. the 402129 dynamic is unparalleled & this 18 page doc is my attempt at proving it.