#jake is bi af

[hussyknee]

List of Why The Fuck Didn't I Realise I Was Into Women Sooner #2: Catherine Zeta Jones's sword fight with Antonio Banderas in Mask of Zorro.

That part where her hair was hanging loose and wild and he'd cut the shoulder off her nightdress and she disarmed and advanced on him like an avenging Fury, eyes ablaze and breathing hard— fundamentally altered my brain chemistry. Haven't been the same person since.

[einsteinsugly]

My version of T9S (not my verse), a total overhaul. Circa 1998-9.

Keep Gwendolyn "Gwen" Marie Runck (born 1983) and Nicole "Nikki" Maria Velasco (born 1982) as is, mostly, other than aging them down. Gwen is definitely bi, and Lucy may be, too (see below).

*****

Lucy Katherine Forman (born 1983):

Rename Leia, age her down and have a different actress play her. I have nothing against Callie's acting ability, but she just doesn't look like an ED kid, to me. I would also put a little more Donna in her, maybe a passion for writing and politics (I'd lean more into her being a smart Eric with Donna's interests). She's already part of the debate team, and she has more to bond with Gwen over.

For her parents, Eric's a history teacher, and Donna's a journalist who has just published a book. Lucy is still fairly sheltered, but she has her friends Jay and Will by her side. And her annoying little sister Lauren (born 1989), too.

*****

Jason "Jay" Michael Kelso (born 1982):

Change Jay's mom to Brooke, age him down, and lean a little more into his OG description. Plus, Lucy already knows him (very well), and so do RK. He lives in Chicago, too, with his parents and older sister Betsy. He quickly becomes bffls with Isaac, and they're way less annoying.

*****

Isaac Elliot Runck (born 1981):

At this pt, discard Nate. He's annoying af. Let's just say Sherri was never with Brian, and was/is always with Gwen's dad, Elliot. Since Gwen is younger, she has an older full brother. I'm going to name him Isaac. He's a smart kid with a goofy side. Lucy has always been attracted to Jay, but with Isaac around, she's not so sure. Isaac is dating Nikki, and they're way less toxic together.

*****

William "Will" Eric Hyde (born 1983):

Throw Ozzie away, stat. Anywho, Jackie and Hyde's son. He's a lot like his dad, but is a lot more open and has a bigger heart. He's gay, and is very nervous about coming out (everyone in his inner circle knows, though). He has a loud-mouthed, brash brother Jacob "Jake" (born 1987), who drives him nuts.

For his parents, Hyde proposed in Chicago, and they had a happily ever after. They're close to Eric and Donna, and to Kelso and Brooke. Hyde is a manager of both of Chicago's Grooves, and Jackie is a talk show host.

*****

For Fez, he has a successful hair salon in Chicago, and is dating a guy. He's not messing with Sherri, because Sherri is still with Gwen's dad, Elliot.

[sorchathered]

Definitely forgot just how much of a cocky son of a bitch Jake is, I think all my writer babes have lulled me into a false belief that he’s not so bad (or could just be my undying love for Glen 😂😂😂)

Also sweet Jesus we needed more fanboy, poor Mickey gets almost zero screen time it almost makes me want to write a little something for him 🥰

Phoenix is hot af. The bi panic so so real. That’s it, that’s the tweet. 🫠

Still not into miles teller but goddamn Bradley Bradshaw is another story what the hell is wrong with meeeeeee 🥵

Jon Hamm looks goooooood in that khaki uniform yall I am looking disrespectfully 👀

And as always Lew as Bob is Top Gun’s number one heartbreaker, the sexiest WSO to ever set foot on north island and the absolute man of my dreams. ♥️♥️♥️♥️

@attapullman my turn to drunk post about our boys 🫠

[beclynn-herondale]

When you think about it Jake Peralta and Jace Herondale have a lot I common and they are both Bi or Pan most likely, I don't make the rules

[i-put-bi-in-bitch]

Watching Brooklyn Nine Nine like:

"Oh my god she's so cute"

"What a beautiful man god bless"

"Please marry me"

In conclusion:

I am so bisexual and Brooklyn Nine Nine is fucking amazing

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

Be More Chill Spicy Bi's Headcanons

-Rich and Jeremy used to be friends back in middle school when they were both nerds and Rich was still called Dick

-after taking the SQUIP, the first thing it had Rich do was distance himself from his former loser friends and name

-it's why Rich goes out of his way to built Michael and Jeremy, other than the fact they're the two dorkiest kids in school

-it isn't until after talking to Rich in the hospital does Jeremy realize he's Dick from middle school

-Rich hates that name with a passion because of the SQUIP flinches when Jeremy accidentally calls him that

-Jeremy gets out of the hospital after two days but he still comes to visit Rich and check on how he's doing

-it's awkward at first, especially with Rich trying to figure out how to communicate without the SQUIP for the first time in years

-Jeremy actually thinks the lisp is kind of adorable

-Rich fire not care for that word being used to describe him but he lets Jeremy get away with it

-Jeremy's surprised he's the only person that's been visiting Rich on a regular basis

"But you got all this cool stuff, and acetone at school's taking about you."

"Yeah but nobody actually misses me."

"What about Jake?"

"You mean the guy who's house I burned to the ground? Yeah right, he hasn't talked to me since he got out."

"Oh..."

-Jeremy and Christine agree it's probably best that they don't date despite Jeremy's *slight* heartbreak

-Jeremy laments to Rich in the hospital because he knows Michael wouldn't want to listen to him

"Jesus Christ, Jeremy. Get over it. She's just some girl."

"Christine is not just some girl. She was THE girl...but I deserve this. After what I did, I don't deserve anyone."

"Would it make you feel better if I kissed you?"

"What?"

"What?"

-Rich's bi ass may or may not have fallen for Jeremy in the time they've been spending together and hearing him complain about Christine isn't exactly what he wants to hear

-despite the years of SQUIP Rich is still a nerd deep down and is more than willing to play Apocalypse of the Damned if offered

-Michael, who came with Jeremy on a Rich visit, immediately figured it out just from the way Rich looks at Jeremy

-as soon as Rich gets out of the hospital, Michael makes it his mission to get Jeremy and Rich together

Also: Their couple name came from Michael who told Rich not to touch Jeremy with his pee hands since he never washes his hands after using the bathroom

[middlemarchs]

what wouldn't i do for someone to say the word "bisexual" in b99

[punkfistfights]

the entire b99 is incredibly queer and that's just the truth

[ziracona]

What are your OG Dead by Daylight headcanons for David King? Inquiring minds want to know. :)

Oh geeze I’m bad at answering these because headcanons is so broad I don’t know where to start.

I mean, I guess the contrasting ones are I kept the OG story (I hate the rehash bc it makes him way too similar to Jake Park in backstory but also bc the OG of ‘his rich ass parents are like ‘Ok 😊 have fun living in squalor and working shit jobs bc you feel like it’s your truth love you!’ Totally sincerely is funny af.

My David is a bisexual. I heard they made him gay or bi canon finally which is great! (Can’t can’t remember which bc it was after I quit playing but either way, good to hear! And I feel seen by that.) He’s usually got a preference for men, which makes Laurie being his final crush kind of unusual for him but I mean, it’s Laurie, haha, although I don’t go into that much in ILM. He definitely had interest in Quentin, Adam, Laurie, and Kate and Jeff (more briefly) at times during ILM. 

David likes rollercoasters a lot. It’s weird bc he’s not the kind of person who’d suggest a theme park for an outing, like ever, but if he went he would be hitting the nastiest scariest fastest coaster 24/7 and everyone else without that stamina cries. Weird kind of thrill junky where he doesn’t actively seek out all the thrills he’d love but if he sees them he’s like ‘Oh fr👀?’

His teeth are not great. He’s missing at least a few, though he gets replacements. But they’re also just. Not pretty. Not in great condition evenness and stained.

Would have the Shang in Mulan reaction to getting his ass kicked by someone he’s interested in. (Damn ;)

Loves rain and when it’s overcast and storming. Likes to sail.

Almost superstitious about crossing bridges. Well, he’d say that if asked why he looked antsy. Really it’s more like ‘I never properly processed immense psychological trauma, so every time I cross a bridge I become hyper focused on potential threats and it gives me anxiety for about 30 seconds although I don’t know what anxiety is so I don’t know that’s the feeling.’

Likes romance films. He finds them moving or kind of sweet, even when someone else would probably find them goofy. (Parents were big into them growing up)

Has had quite a few sexual partners and is from this experience, coincidentally, quite good in the sack. With all types. Good specifically in an intuitive way too where he can pick up comfort and experience levels real quick and does a great job of adapting to them.

Pretty impressive drinker, but nowhere near as good at holding his liquor as he wishes and very mad about that.

Only Rowan ever caught me as far as I know, but I don’t write his dialect as an English accent. I gave him a Scottish vernacular instead. He deserved it. He’s friend shaped, and that was the appropriate accent. Besides, no full voice lines means no one could prove he did not grow up best friends with Scottish kids and pick up their accent. You can’t prove I’m wrong so the accent stays.

[atsuwiee]

coming out to enhypen!

AAAAA YES PRIDE MONTH BABY- *screams in bi & trans spectrum*

anyways enjoy some of this pride content for pride month woo woo!!

✧��ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

heeseung

you'll ask him to sit down with you

he'll notice that your hands are shaking (out of nervousness) and will immediately ask what's wrong

"calm down y/n, and tell me slowly"

when you finally tell him, he's going to flash tHE BRIGHTEST SMILE EVER

feels proud of you because you can be yourself now that you told him

h u g s

"that's so great! i'm proud of you, y/n, and i'll support you!"

jay

mm you were very nervous

"will you like- accept me after i say this?" "if it's about hiding a body, then my basement is available" "jay no-"

once you say it, he'll go like 🥺🥺

probably will cook you some food woo woo

tells you he'll support you and will accept you

is very happy that you can be yourself

"aw- i'll always accept you, y/n"

jake

he was probably the one nervous when you asked him if you both could talk

yeah no cap you would probably tear up in front of him

is nervous even more

"is something wrong? :("

when you finally tell him though he gives you a big hug

very very supportive

"what makes you think i won't accept you, y/n? as long as you're happy i'll support you"

sunghoon

thinks there's something wrong so he's probably ready to beat someone up

when you tell him there's nothing wrong and you actually tell him why you needed to talk to him

he is flashing such a bright smile (pt. 2)

like the others, he'll hug you and reassure you that you aren't less of a person and you're just being yourself

because people's opinions are sht sometimes

is proud !!

"you aren't less of a person because you're being yourself- if someone says that i will not hesitate to fight them"

sunoo

thinks there's something wrong pt.2

because you kind of looked serious but nervous at the same time

once you tell it though, his worried look turns into a smile

HUGS !!

like the big warm hugs, he's happy for you<3

tells you he accepts you and will be here when you need him

"i'll always accept you y/n! don't listen to what other people say, their opinions don't matter"

jungwon

notices your nervous so he'll ask you to calm down a bit

like if you're still shaking a bit he'll give you some time until you actually say it

he's lowkey nervous too

once you tell him, he'll be surprised (in a good way) at first

if he's a little confused then he'll ask politely

bRIGHTEST SMILE PT. 2

"aww, i'm so happy for you y/n!! and of course i'll support you!" "you're making me cry, wonie" "oh- please don't :,)"

ni-ki

confused, very confused

he doesn't know if something's up or you're just scared to tell him

because now both of you were just in sILENCE-

yeah, it's because you're highkey nervous

upon telling him, he's pretty shocked but then he'll get little jumpy and will hug you

supportive af, we love that

"that's so cool, y/n! you're amazing now that you can be yourself :D"

[ofstarsandvibranium]

what are the kids sexualities growing up? and how do the boys react to them dating somebody?

I honestly feel like Alex is gay and Luna is bi. The twins are straight. Steven would definitely be more open to the kids’ partners than Marc and Jake. Marc is over protective af. He’d mention how he used to be a mercenary. Jake is just scary and say how he’s the fist of vengeance.

[queertrex]

I love Rosa Diaz with my whole being

this scene was far too real for too many people

[bisluthq]

they really think the biggest popstar and one of the most powerful women in the world is oppressed af:

Omg so true, it HURTS, bc taylor, we know staying closeted is killing you!! But I do understand… I can’t imagine the amount of pressure she’s under. It’s just hard to watch knowing it’s all a lie

Maybe this is a distraction from Jake saying All Too Well isn't about him. Jake saying ATW has nothing to do with him is trending on Twitter rn. For me, this relationship doesn't add up but I know nothing. I just hope she's happy.

"I like shiny things but I'd marry with you with paper rings" makes so much more sense now. Paper rings = paper contract for a PR marrige

I have always thought Taylor is gay and none of the rumors or alleged boyfriends have ever changed that. Her getting engaged to Joe wouldn’t really change my mind at this point, but if she follows through and actually marries him, I’ll assume she’s decided to stick with the closet for the long haul. I do think she is in a tough spot, partially of her own doing and partially of her team’s/label’s doing. There are far too many famous people involved, with gay/bi rumors of their own, that it would be very difficult for her to come out and not have it impact all of them.

Guys this all just makes me so genuinely sad. I don’t find it funny.

Like that one that says “it HURTS” like bestie it really shouldn’t like the only thing that should be hurting is her pussy after a reaaaalllly good railing. Like genuinely 1) it’s not really our business like who cares lmfao?? 2) she… has been really fucking honest about dating and loving men like why are you thinking sucking dick is a chore for her?

I do understand how much they want her to be like us but she ISN’T and if that’s the only reason you like her maybe you just… don’t like her that much…

[byesexualsatan]

OTPS/SHIP LIST

i feel like you get to know people better when you know what they ship so... here’s a list of my past & current ships ?? im bored, can u tell?

also if u know me, ignore this ty 

MILEVEN aka LITERAL KIDS PLS😭

mike wheeler and eleven/jane hopper from stranger things

otp in late 2017

personal hcs: they’re queer/bi. 

eleven def uses they/them pronouns

tbh i prefer byler and elmax now

background ships i like: joyce/hopper, jonathan/nancy... steve being bi and robin being the iconic lesbian that she is

DAMONA aka simonte

... simona and dante from the argentinian series simona

LMAO this one is from when i thought i was straight

otp in 2018

uhh bi dante and pan simona bc why not

literally forgot they existed until now

please don’t bully me

i truly thought i was straight

background ships: marisiena, junior/ailín

i was one of THE FOUNDERS of this ship istg... i was THERE when we were deciding the ship name (i voted for simonte but damona won smh)

SIMBAR aka bi awakening 

simón and ambar from the disney tv show soy luna 

yeah... sorry

otp in mid 2018

they’re gay!!! 

bi she/they punk ambar yesyesyes

totally forgot about them but they’re sexc af

so glad they were endgame

background ships: idk but luna is pan 

STEVEBUCKY aka stucky aka the end of the line

so... steve rogers (captain america) and bucky barnes (the winter soldier) 

otp in late 2018/early 2019? 

personal hcs: trans steve, bi bucky 

favourite fanfic trope: found family, high school smau

fuck endgame, all my homies hate endgame

background ships i like: thorbruce, scotthope, nat/sharon

im with u til the end of the line, pal :c

PERALTIAGO aka jamy 

jake peralta and amy santiago from brooklyn nine nine

started shipping them in 2018/2019 (i have no idea)

personal hcs: bi jake

favourite fanfic trope: casefics, pretend marriage 

(THEY’RE FUCKING MARRIED WITH CHILD NOW,,, BUT IN THOSE FICS IT WASN’T REAL YET)

background ships i like: gina and rosa, holt and kevin

PETERMJ aka spideychelle

peter parker (spider-man) and michelle mj jones !!1! from the mcu

otp in 2019

personal hcs: they’re both bi, mj is demisexual too

he/they & she/they solidarity

... trans/demiboy peter and demigirl mj🥺 

fav fanfic trope: school trip to stark tower, meeting the parents/avengers, smau 

obviously let’s ignore infinity war and endgame

background ships i like: ironstrange, pepperony, shuri/any woman

THORBRUCE aka gammahammer aka gays in space

thor odinson and bruce banner (hulk) from the mcu

started shipping them in 2019

personal hcs: thor also likes women

they both use they/them and neopronouns too 

fav fanfic trope: university au, smau, no civil war, no infinity war

this one is from my stan twitter era

background ships: stucky, tony/strange, nat/sharon, scotthope

CARMUEL aka spanish sexiest couple

carla rosón and samuel garcía from élite

otp in late 2019

...they’re bi. bc yes. and he/they samuel. 

she/vers carla sounds very sexc to me

i ‘shipped’ them in s1 simply bc they were both very hot and when it became canon in s2 i SCREAMED

deserved so much better.

INEFFABLE HUSBANDS aka i almost forgot about this one, sorry

crowley and aziraphale from good omens

uhh started shipping them in 2019/2020 ?

bi genderfluid crowley, non-binary aziraphale

idk they’re being anyways

fav trope: raising children!! confusing ppl bc crowley is sometimes a snake!!

background ships: uhh anathema & newton ig?

WOLFSTAR aka the one true way (and... puppies, too??)

sirius black and remus lupin from the harry potter saga

otp since 2020 (thank u, @aretheygayvideos​)

personal hcs: he/they gay sirius, he/they bi remus 

also love nonbinary remus and genderqueer sirius

fav fanfic trope: getting together !!!! FLUFF!!!!

background ships i like: jegulus, regulus/barty jr, dorlene, jily

VILLANEVE aka murdering wlw

villanelle and eve polastri from killing eve

s.s.t in 2020

she/they bisexual villanelle and pansexual eve

fav fanfic trope: flower/coffee shop :)

ty tumblr for spaming my dashboard when s3 came out bc that forced me to watch it to understand all the posts

sandra oh is the love of my life

ANDERPERRY aka this one is for the depressed dark academia folk

neil perry and todd anderson from dead poets society 

started shipping them in 2020

personal hcs: nonbinary neil, trans todd, both gay/androsexual

demiboy/nonbinary todd has a special place in my heart

fav fanfic trope: ALIVE!NEIL, roommates

background ships i like: charlie/knox, meeks/pitts

ZUKKA aka my favourite blue/red gays

sokka and zuko from avatar the last airbender < 3

started shipping them in 2020

personal hcs: gay zuko, genderfluid and bisexual sokka

sokka has adhd !! zuko is autistic !

favourite fanfic trope: fake dating

background ships i like: suki/yue*, ty lee/azula/mai, kataang

* please go check out s4pphos’ ig edit of them 

CASMUND aka royal pirate gays !!

caspian x and edmund pevensie from the chronicles of narnia

started shipping them in dec. 2020

personal hcs: bi caspian, mlm edmund 

love bisexual and nonbinary edmund too bc 👉projecting👈

fav fanfic trope: just. the plot of the movies but gay.

background ships: the dawn treader (ha-ha, get it? bc ship? im so funny)

tbh i don’t REALLY ship them that hard i just hate caspian/susan lmao

(susan is a lesbian)

BELLARKE aka m/f sexual tension™

bellamy blake and clarke griffin from the 100

started shipping them in 2021

personal hcs: she/they/xe bi clarke, he/ze omni bellamy

favourite fanfic trope: single parent bellamy, modern au (college, roommates)

i saw 2 seasons with my mom and then moved so,,, fuck i gotta finish it

EXTRAS

the “i don’t really ship them but if they’re together it’s better”

ty lee and mai

john watson and sherlock holmes

suki and yue

regulus black and james potter

azula and katara

regulus black and barty crouch jr

bugs bunny and daffy duck

emma and mr knightley

carol danvers and maria rambeau 

valkyrie and carol danvers

natasha romanoff and sharon carter

sam wilson and bucky barnes !!! (post endgame)

charlie “nuwanda” dalton and knox overstreet

dorcas meadowes and marlene mckinnon

azula, ty lee and mai

klaus hargreeves and dave

paul coates and alec hardy

cassie and maddy

jules and rue 

rue and lexi

fleabag and the hot priest

. . . more to add, probably

[the-fiction-witch]

Goo

REAL LIFE: SCANDAL COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: FUNNY + FLIRTY AF

"What are we doing today?" Thomas asks sat on his sofa sipping tea out of a mug shaped like the death star

"We are going to be nice to you" y/n smiled as she came from behind the camera with tea and a small packet of biscuits

"Are we?" he asks glaring at her a little confused and taking a biscuit from her

"Yes we are Thomas" she smiled fixing her hair

".... I am suspicious" he says trying to dip his biscuit in his mug however it was far to big to go into the mug "Ooh." He sighed sadness flooding his face apron discovering he couldn't dunk his biscuit before snapping it in half and dunking it

"Why?"

"Because why are you being nice to me?"

"I can't be nice?"

"Yes But it worry's me" he sighed

"we are going to make you lovely and relaxed" she smiled

"... You're not even going to comment on me being gross?" He asks eating his now tea soaked biscuit

"..... No I won't" she sighed sipping her tea "with your crunchy tea"

"I knew that wouldn't last long" He says

"I am not good at being nice"

"You are not" He sighed "What are we doing anyway?"

"Do You remember being a child?"

"Vaguely yes"

"Do you remember a advert that plaid on Tv when we where kids?"

"... I remember alot of ad's that plaid when we where kids"

"well we weren't really kids we would have been... teens"

"Teens? like pre teens or older teens?"

"Mid Teens"

".... ish, I remember little from that time. I spend most of it locked in my room"

"I remember you bassicly went in your bedroom as a pre teen who looked really fucking young and then came out when you where like nineteen where yeah you still looked young but you've voice had broke, you grew a bit, like you actually looked more like a teen" "I did, I didn't want anyone to see me at that time, especially you"

"why not me?"

"Because I had a crush on you at that point" "Did you?"

"Yeah? you didn't know that?"

"No"

"Yeah, I had a massive fucking crush on you at that age"

"I did Not know that" she giggles

"You knew, I've told you that before" he says "To be fair you where like a little poodle skirt girl who worked for your dad in a vintage car garage, that I also worked at. I was going to end up with a crush on you at some point"

"was the me being bi helping a bit with that?" "Yes! I watched you make out with Jake and then immediately go make out with linsey. that was amazing"

"Did you ever wanna see me  naked?"

"I was seventeen? So.... yes" "The tits?" "Tits where making a very compelling argument at that age" "do they still?"

"Ehh" He shrugs "Kinda, it's less fun because I now know you don't give a shit"

"I really don't, there just breasts, I have boobs, you have boobs."

"You've very much okay with it"

"My logic is, you can lift your shirt up show your boobs and nips, I do It I get arrested and that's fucking mental"

"It is" he says "I would not complain about you taking your shirt off" "The face" she smiled rubbing his chin "shut it"

"Didn't you make out with my girlfriend at that point?"

"I did, your eighteenth birthday party"

"That was werid.... But very arousing" "What me and your then girlfriend making out in front of you?"

"Yeah, pretty sure I'd had a sex dream about that" He says sipping his tea

"Then or yesterday?" "Both" "Hey issy, how you doing, wanna come over and make out in front of thomas again" she waves

"We don't even date anymore"

"Still, just have like a party of all your old girlfreinds"

"Ohh god!"

"and I'll snog all of them"

"Even Gzi?"

"Especially Gzi, she's fucking hot"

"Yeah..."

"You fucked up"

"That I did" "I'm very off topic, anyway! The product that was on constantly like every other ad break, I will point out it was... On the verge of an infomercial, like if it had been a minuet longer it would be an infomercial not an ad" she explained

".... I remember two of them" "The one you where never allowed to have"

"........... Jelli bath!" He gasped

"Hold up! say that again"

"Jelli bath"

".... Thomas brodie Sangster you are from fucking south London don't you dare said bath in that way"

"what? it's what the product is called"

"The product?"

"Is Jelli BAth

"But on Sundays you have a ?"

"Bubble Bath"

"Thank you" she smiled "what was the other ad you remember?"

"The weird moulding gunk"

"Ohh yeah, what was that called?"

"No idea, I do not remember I just remember the kid in the ad putting the orange goo on the dinosaur skeleton and making it into a big dinosaur" he explained

"Yeah I remember that, But Jelli bath? you remember this?"

"I do"

"good"

"We are going to go bathe in it" he asks sipping his tea

"Yep"

".... are we bathing together?" He asks

"Yep"

"On camera?"

"Yep"

"We're gonna be naked?"

"Do you wanna be naked?"

".... Well of course I wanna be naked sweetie darling"

"Thomas! stop fueling the fire!"

"I'm sorry, are we gonna be naked in this stuff though?"

"No, we will have swimsuits on, becuase.... internet" she says "we as always will do a version where we are naked that will be on my porn hub channel as usual" " as usual? when have you filmed us naked?"

"When aren't I filming you naked?"

"that video's not on there is it?" he whispered

"what video?"

"Are you filming?"

"Uhh, No I pasued" she says touching the remote for her camera but it still filmed "what video?"

"THE Video"

"What video?"

"........ The Video" He says "You know the one I mean y/n"

"No I don't be more specific?"

"The sexy video we did the other month?"

"The sex toy one?"

"No"

"The linqure one?"

"No, you know the one I mean, sugar"

"we make a lot of sexy videos"

"The... one in my bedroom" he whispered

"Oh no, thats' saved on my hard drive"

"Ahhh good," he says

"Ohh I didn't pause the camera, it's fine sally will cut it" she says  "Lets go make the bath up"

"Ooooohh.... bath time together"

"Oh shut up thomas"

"wait who's bathroom are we using?"

"yours"

"Oh no" he says "should I have cleaned it?"

"when did you clean it last?" she asks he simply sips his tea sheepishly "Thomas?"

It then cut to the bathroom with the bath already run the two in swimwear

"why did I agree to this?" He sighs

"Because I'm not ordering Pizza unless you do" "I'm an adult. I can buy my own Pizza"

"But do you wanna ring the man to order it?"

"..... Lets do this" He sighed

"throw in this bag of stuff" she says "Then wait for goo"

"Who's going in first" "You"

"why me?"

"You're bathroom"

"You're Idea"

"You're more naked then I am"

"You're video" "Get in the tub Thomas"

"You get in the tub"

"Fine! How clean is this bathtub?" she asks going to climb in

"Uuuuuuuuuhhhhh...."

"A day?"

"Uhhhh"

"A week?"

"Uuhhh"

"Have you jizzed in this tub recently enough It will be an issue for me Thomas!"

".... Maybe" he says "How long does it live?"

"Four days"

"No your good"

"are you sure?"

"Yes I'm sure,"

"Okay" she says climbing in

"Just don't touch the bottle on the side" he says from off camera

"whoa whoa whoa what why!" she yelped

"No reason"

"No fucking tell me why can't I touch the bottle" "You'll be fine"

"Thomas.... answer the question"

".... just don't mess with it"

"Okay, Okay... I'm really freaked out now" she says as she sat in the water

"If you are that worried about getting into my bath because I might have done something, then why do you let me have sex with you?"

"Ughhh thomas!" she gasps

"You literally let me cum inside you like twenty minuets ago"

"Stop fuelling the shipping fire" she yelled throwing water at him "Shut the fuck up and get in the tub"

he sighed and climbed in the bath the other side of her "Hi"

"Hi"

"we're having a bath together" "yes we are" "This is a weird Thursday"

"It is... is this what you thought you would be doing when you woke up this morning thomas?"

".... No. But I've known you long enough to know better then to expect Normal days"

"Right lets throw in some goo" she says opening the packet and letting the powder drop into the bath

"Ooooh it's already getting thick"

"The water or your dick Thomas?"

".... both"

"Blue Gooo! It's called Blasting Bloo"

"I remember it being called bloo lagoon or something once"

"I think it was, but they must have changed it to be more friendly" "I think Blasting bloo is way more suggestive"

"that's just because we are sat in a bath together Thomas"

"Maybe"

"Ohhh I don't like this, It feels weird, I don't like want it on my butt and such"

"Nnnnnoooooooo" He complained as he felt the goo the water had now turned into "I hate this, I don't wanna be in this"

"I also don't like this but you know the deal"

"what deal!"

"We stay in this for ten minuets"

"or what?" "Or I'm filming sexy Halloween costumes with you"

"I will sit" he sighed bundling himself in the corner  "do you wanna get out and go eat ice cream?"

"Yes, this shits gross"

[cursed-saphire-hart]

Poor Jake, he just wanted to wrestle with someone and instead he got a bi awakening😔

And multiple ass kicking bc the damn thing is on HARD AF mode constantly