#just bisexual things
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Ok fine here, chaining your werewolf boyfriend up and teasing yourself in front of him, only to underestimate the strength of those chains and get fucked absolutely braindead all night long
#werewolf fucker#monster fucker#hnnnngh#ken things#rough kink#bd/sm kink#lowkey somno but not really#Werewolf boyfriend#bottomposting#hornyposting#teehee#i am slowly getting into somno more and more though#Especially with werewolves#Oh god werewolves#So gay for werewolves#i need them carnally and they need me#Or they would if they were real#They’re real in my heart ok#Anyways#just bisexual things
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I don‘t know why Alkibiades touches everyone‘s face in every drawing I‘ve done of him. He just seems like that kinda guy..?🤷🏻
#my art#ac odyssey#assassins creed#videgames#alkibiades#alcibiades#alexios#just bisexual things#💗💜💙#classical greece#antics#i chose Kassandra in my playthrough by the way‚ I just felt like it needed to be gayer#it being my day
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Just bisexual things ™ : am I having a crush or Gender Envy?
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List of Why The Fuck Didn't I Realise I Was Into Women Sooner #2: Catherine Zeta Jones's sword fight with Antonio Banderas in Mask of Zorro.
That part where her hair was hanging loose and wild and he'd cut the shoulder off her nightdress and she disarmed and advanced on him like an avenging Fury, eyes ablaze and breathing hard— fundamentally altered my brain chemistry. Haven't been the same person since.
#granted i only caught it on tv for the first time years after it was released#i think i was in my later teens#but i remember being struck dumb when CZJ appeared on screen#and then the fight scene#i don't even care that she's fucking Welsh and was essentially playing brownface like the entire rest of the white main cast#(although seriously fuck Banderas's white Spanish ass)#it was 1998 and good mother of fuck that was Elena#i was small and ace and very bi and had a heart boner. a heart-on if you will#i wonder whether i'd hate The Mummy so much if I had watched it before I knew it was racist af#although i think baby Rachel Weiz in the Mummy has a spot on the top ten of this list too#how did she look so completely different and elfish in the first movie. i had no idea it was the same woman in the rest of all her films#you could stick her on a music box. blow her away in the wind like a dandelion#although to be honest i have no excuse whatsoever for loving the Prince of Persia. Gemma Atherton. Jake Gyllenhaal. so hot#idk. maybe because they werent playing plunderers of a colonizer fever dream. the rituals are intricate#knee of huss#catherine zeta jones#mask of zorro#just bisexual things
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I don't know why, but I'm suddenly reminiscing about how, when I was a kid, I used to play Star Wars in my backyard by myself. I would pretend to be Han Solo and would dramatically rescue the imaginary Luke and Leia from danger, and then gently cuddle/soothe both of them. There was a lot of imaginary dramatic bleeding and cool scars.
What I'm saying is, figuring out I was bisexual in my 20s really should not have been as hard as it was.
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being bi in theory should be the best of all worlds but in practice when it comes to dating it's like. I'm too straight to be gay and too gay to be straight. you feel me
#JUST BISEXUAL THINGS#i'm bi tag#amanda rambles#talked to a girl for a while now but afraid i'm faking or forcing feelings/interest#we're not actually a thing but we're talking a bunch#and i cant meet her until in 2 months when she moves back so i cant check the vibe in person.#more difficult IMAGINING the relationship#meanwhile i meet some cute normal dude and im like#i can imagine it easier ive dated a dude im more socially attuned to how that'd feel#but also god youre too straight and normal and we could have a lot of fun together but im not sure i could be fully me#im not even that stressed about dating anymore i have my hands full with dog and job and other existential crisis#(ive deleted the dating apps lmao)#BUT GOD IT HITS ME SOMETIMES#(obv feel free to rb if youre in the same boat as i am this is not a personal deep sad thought this is an EVENT)#(anyone can join if you feel conflicted enough)
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When the last show you've watched calls you out on your bisexuality 👀
Yes, The White Lotus S2, that means you. I wasn't ready for Ethan and Harper (Will Sharpe and Aubrey Plaza). Those of you who have watched the series know what I'm talking about 😳
#the white lotus#hbo#the white lotus s2#aubrey plaza#will sharpe#ethan x harper#just bisexual things
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as a gay person, I walk awfully slow
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some people are so cool and pretty (inside and out), and then there are people who look cool and pretty, but are actually horrible on the inside.
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“There’s no heterosexual explanation for that”
That: me
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Just my taste in some fictional men
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BI/PAN FOLKS BE LIKE
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We are a tired people
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not sure how anyone can consider skinniness a necessary condition for them to be attracted to someone bc im loony tunes mouth agape jaw on the floor tongue rolling out eyes extending heart beating out of my chest smoke coming out of my ears every time i see a powerlifter i think is hot
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This ship has been bugging me for days now. Supers and bats just have the best dynamics.
I love these boys so much.
#because all the bats follow Bruce’s example#be honest who doesn’t carry around dangerous minerals ‘just in case’#just boyfriend things#how romantic right#wouldn’t you swoon if your boyfriend was holding something that could kill you#batkids#batfam#batboys#clip studio paint#digital art#gotham#dc#timkon#timcon#superboy#kon el#connor kent#connor x tim#tim x connor#tim drake x connor kent#dc ships#bisexual#bisexual artist#bisexual tim drake
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