#jadon

[marcoreusofficial]

new kind of love

[the-kayve]

ladies and gentleothers, it is official. i have acquired the long-awaited Second Pair of Shoes™.

hello Jadon! we will be friends.

[yudgefudge]

he’s so boyfriend like actually

[burgerchite]

@entertainmentguardian you

Well I’ll beast

[ardensvrgarden]

[burgerchite]

@entertainmentguardian

[adani77in]

Himachal Pradesh: Cloudburst in Jadon village kills 7 people, leaves 3 unaccounted for, and destroys houses and a cowshed

[avaleigh16]

Dick: Is the plural of milf , milfs or milves.

Jason: Milfs.

Y/n: Milf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves.

Dick: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???

Bruce: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.

Bruce: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.

Y/n: Mom I'd Love to Fuck.

Dick: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—

Dick: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!

Bruce: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?

Jason: What? No! It isn't!

Bruce: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!

Y/n: Bruce...

Bruce: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!

Y/n: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.

Bruce: TIM, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!

Dick: The word milf has been ruined for me.

Jason: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

Y/n: Y'all are dumbasses.

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Y/n: Damain, what does IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Damain: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later.

Y/n: Alright, I love you too, I'll ask Tim.

Damain: Wait- Y/n, no-

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Jason: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined.

Y/n: Heck.

Jason: You're on thin fucking ice.

Jason: Oh no-

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Jason: I owe you one.

Y/n: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Jason:

[stochastique-blog]

Weird

Instagram : VanillaSyndrome

[sl0wdiver]

The Footyblr Political Matrix

Welcome to the thing that has consumed my life for the last few months. I've decided to plot every footballer and manager this site loses their shit for on a political matrix.

Not a political spectrum - I really can't be arsed to guess their left/right leanings. Instead, we have a matrix, measuring:

Political Ideation (vertical axis) - How do they see the world? Do they have good ideas or bad ideas?

and

Political Intelligence (horizontal axis) - Do they have a clue what's going on? Could they make an argument for anything?

These judgments are based on their actions both on and off the pitch.

Disclaimer

This document is the result of years of careful, thorough analysis. It is 208% accurate. If you disagree with it, cope. I have a degree in Politics. The position of your favs on here does not affect you.

A lot of women's football players are left out of this as I don't want to pit them against men. The ones that are on there are there for a good time!

Best viewed on desktop!

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Edits 05/03/24: amended Bounou's description to say "Emerging Arabian figurehead"

[geodebiome]

made an image and a half, also, gave him the jadon 3 pisas vicariously. i cant afford em

[leonsliga]

📸: Florence Pernet

[burgerchite]

@entertainmentguardian

going

[holdmybvbeer]

He's really that dad trying to keep up with the kids

[goreyer]

Marco + His sons

[darththrog]

"That man right there, Marco Reus. We're doing it for him" 💛