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They came back!

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AA Prosecutors ranked on how likely they are to bite someone

Edgeworth: Even at his worst, his idea of combat is to send people to a chess dimension and yell at them. He’s not gonna bite anyone and would probably be revolted by the mere idea of it. 0/10

Franziska: She uses a whip in court and I have full confidence it’s the only thing stopping her from attacking people. It would not surprise me if Edgeworth has a scar on his arm from when he pissed off toddler Franziska a little too much and she went for the kill immediately. 8/10

Manfred: … If pressed? Probably. He wouldn’t like it but he would do it. 6/10

Godot: If he could figure out a situation in which taking a little nibble would lead to a psychological advantage in court I have zero doubt in my mind he would take it. Also he would bite Phoenix just cuz. 7/10

Klavier: I don’t have a safe for work response to this question. 5/10

Simon: He was in prison for 7 years, he has definitely bitten and been bitten before. Would do it if pressed but I feel like he would prefer not to. 4/10

Nahyuta: He acts like he wouldn’t but if curious enough about it he would do it no hesitation. Datz would encourage it. 9/10

Blaise: Whether or not he would, I’m giving him a high score because I think the bacteria from his beard could give you gangrene. 10/10

Sebastian: His reaction to any and all stressful scenarios is crying I don’t think there is a situation in which you can get him to bite someone. But maybe I’m missing something. 1/10

Byrne: In situations of grave danger maybe but honestly he’s just trying to steal and be a dad I don’t think he would need to. 3/10

Garan: Has definitely bitten her sister on multiple occasions when they were children and would do it again if she could get away with it. 7/10

Winston: No and he would be so mortified by the question he would probably call HR. 0/10

Gaspen: Yes. 10/10

Jacques: He’s an athlete. You know how locker rooms are. 8/10

Lana: I don’t have an unbiased answer to this. ?/10

Neil: He’s a cowboy and had a brother he has zero qualms about chomping when necessary. Doesn’t have much of a reason for it but would not hesitate. 6/10

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my favorite ace attorney blorbos….

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Motherfucker, everybody is a prodigy among prosecutors

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pt 2

i’ve got like over a hundred of these left to post and i am so excited

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making ace attorney textposts yet again

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Portsknight battle pass...

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-killed his partner

-never called his partner by his real name even after his death

-made a photoshoot with the dead body

-pinned the blame on everyone he saw

-tried to convince everyone his partner was a thief

-"I can hear Jim's voice, and he's calling for his killer's arrest!"

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When Miles actually gets an entire one-off animation just to be uncharacteristically comforting to someone he doesn't even know.

I legit don't remember this scene from previous playthroughs. Probably because the pixel artstyle made the shoulder touch hard to see so it didn't stand out as much? Idk. Putting the hand on his shoulder is such a sweet gesture though! Even if it's completely wasted on Portsman. Love that they put this in, Miles can be empathic after all!

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Makoto Yuki, Makoto Yuki and Makoto Yuki.

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Ace Attorney Investigations: Miles Edgeworth (2009)

Turnabout Visitor Turnabout Airlines The Kidnapped Turnabout Turnabout Reminiscence Turnabout Ablaze

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HE ATE THE FUCKING MEDAL????

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phoenix core

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ace attorney characters as memes & tumblr posts #10 📢