#jackson napier

[faeriesofarcadia]

The only thing that could permanently shock joker into permanent sanity is the lingering muktiversal horror of the Batman that laughs

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[awesomespiritcat21]

““I like the way you draw Jack.”

*me looking at my fanart and my ocs* “okay.… uhhhhh Which one?”

(It’s a running joke but I seriously don’t know why I draw so many lmfao. OH MY GOD WHY ARE THEY MOSTLY PURPLE-)

[hoopsmedia]

A collection of #13 jerseys to help you celebrate Friday the 13th.

[psymarketofobsessions]

The Joker

TW: Very slight cartoon gore !!

The wait is finally over. Here she is, the one, the only, the WTSTR-Verse JOKER design !! More under the cut !!

W/o clothings !!

Details !!

Backstory... loading... loading... Jackson Caard Napier... Profile...: He used to be a robotics engineer for Wayne Tech, but ended up leaving to work on personal stuff. The thing was, he always wanted to be a comedian, but he has always had terrible social skills and the idea of being in front of a live audience sounded horrifying. So, he did the next best thing! He made a robot of himself to do it for him... It works! The robot is made perfectly and looks amazing. He starts building a following as a robotic comedian and starts getting gigs and stuff. And during this entire time, he gets obsessed with his robot, he loves it and it's everything to him. He gets really really popular !! And... then it breaks. And he can't, for the life of him, fix it. Days go by, gigs are being canceled and at this point he's hemorrhaging money. With all that he's spent on tv slots, props, actors to go along with certain things, editing for videos and such, he's growing more and more desperate.

Eventually he falls into a terrible depression, and in a desperate attempt to calm himself down, he gets inside the robot because it was made almost sorta like a costume. He stayed in there for hours, trying to calm down and just letting himself cry and think of a way to fix shit. And then he goes to leave. He's stuck. He's not injured, he's just. stuck inside. And he dies there, after about 5 days of not being able to move or eat or drink. And somehow the robot is acting weird now...

[john-bracket]

Jack Off Prelims

There will be twelve preliminary polls consisting of every valid nominated Jack that got one or two nominations. Every valid nominated Jack with 3+ nominations is already safe and secure in the Jacket which will be revealed in its completed glory once the prelims are over.

The prelims will consist of seven polls with 2-3 Jacks that received two nominations, and five polls with 7-8 Jacks that received one nomination. The winner of each poll will ascend to the Jacket!

The Jack prelims will go up after the John finals finish on April 15th, so expect the two nomination prelims on April 16th starting at 10am CST, and the one nomination prelims on April 18th starting at 11am CST. They will drop one every hour on the hour

And without further adieu, here are your Jack Off Prelim Competijacks! Below the cut!

Prelim #1: Jack Fenton (Danny Phantom) vs Jack Crichton (Farscape)

Prelim #2: Jack Torrance (The Shining) vs Jack Dawson (Titanic)

Prelim #3: Jack Shephard (Lost) vs Jack Crawford (Hannibal)

Prelim #4: Jack-Jack Parr (The Incredibles) vs Jack Kennedy (Dayshift at Freddy’s)

Prelim #5: Big Jack Horner (Puss in Boots: The Last Wish) vs Jack Merridew (The Lord of the Flies)

Prelim #6: Jack Aubrey (Master and Commander) vs Jack Wolcott (Wayward Children)

Prelim #7: Jack the Re-Animator (Jessica Law) vs Jack Barnabas (The Magnus Archives) vs Jack (Mass Effect)

Prelim #8: Jack Starbright (Alex Rider) vs Jack Zimmerman (Check, Please!) vs Jack Jackson (Kingsbridge) vs Jack Wright (Namesake) vs Lavender Jack (Lavender Jack) vs Jack Hart/Jack of Hearts (Marvel) vs Jack Drake (DC)

Prelim #9: Jack Baker (Resident Evil: Biohazard) vs Jack (Boomer) (Fallout: New Vegas) vs Raiden “Jack the Ripper” (Metal Gear) vs Jack Howl (Twisted Wonderland) vs Jack-of-Smiles (Fallen London) vs One-Eyed Jack (The Mechanisms) vs Spring-Heeled Jack (Folklore)

Prelim #10: Jack/J.T Fields (Old Gods of Appalachia) vs Jack Larson (Malevolent) vs Jack Danger (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) vs Jack Bauer (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia) vs Jack Secord (Warehouse 13) vs Jack the Front Loader (Thomas the Tank Engine) vs Jack I. Box (Mascot)

Prelim #11: Jack Napier (DC) vs Jack Chambers (Don’t Worry Darling) vs Jack Frost (Jack Frost) vs Jack the Monkey (Pirates of the Caribbean) vs Jack o’ the Green (Legend) vs Jack/Narrator (Fight Club) vs Jack Sadelstein (Jack and Jill)

Prelim #12: Jack Donaghy (30 Rock) vs Jack Carter (Eureka) vs Calico Jack (Our Flag Means Death) vs Jack Porter (Revenge) vs Jack Deveraux (Days of Our Lives) vs Jack Bristow (Alias) vs Jack Hodgins (Bones) vs Jack Gibson (Station 19)

[loganlostitall]

C, F, L for ask game.

A ship I have never liked and probably never will:

Oooh girl you trying to get me in trouble LOL. Every ship from my last post probably falls under this category as well, besides Rickyl and Desus because I genuinely don’t think I’ve been in this fandom long enough to say that those won’t be my favorite ships in a few years. I don’t think they’ll grow on me but I also said that Daryl would never grow on me, and the same with Negan, soooo I’m not going to make the mistake of using those words ever again LOL.

I can say for TWD though that Daryl Dixon x Leah Shaw, Negan Smith x Alpha, and.. whew… Bethyl aren’t ever gonna be something I like. You’re gonna get me killed here. But Beth Greene x Daryl Dixon is almost exactly the same age gap as Amanda and I were, and you were already my friend when that whole mess happened so I’m sure that comes as no surprise to you. (Amanda is my ex girlfriend?? who was 38 when I was 15, fun time 😀). And Daryl was I believe 41 while Beth was 18 so that’s quite literally the same number of years. 23. No ty. It doesn’t nauseate me because she’d be an adult but I do try to avoid reading it; my mutuals can talk about it though if they want for all I care. I do in fact believe that Beth had a crush on Daryl and just wouldn’t have pursued him, looked for those traits elsewhere.

Marvel forever dislikes: Tony Stark x Peter Parker, Wanda Maximoff x Puerto Maximoff, Gamora x Nebula, Peter Parker x Morgan Stark (seriously, ew), Thanos x Loki Laufeyson, Odin Borrson x Loki Laufeyson, Odin Borrson x Thor Odinson, Odin Borrson x Hela Odindottir, Freyja Freyrdottir (Frigga) x Loki Laufeyson, May Parker-Jameson x Peter Parker, Norman Osborn x Peter Parker, Otto Octavius x Peter Parker, Skip Westcott x Peter Parker!!!!!!!!, Tony Stark x Sentient Armor, Steve Rogers x Peggy Carter, Steve Rogers x Sharon Carter, Bruce Banner x Natasha Romanoff, Brunnhilde x Hela Odindottir, Thor Odinson x Carol Danvers, James Howlett x Anna Marie, if I listed them all I’d be here all night

DC forever dislikes: Alfred Pennyworth x Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne x Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Lucas Fox, Barbara Gordon, or any of Batman’s sidekicks (I think you get my point by now), Jack Napier x Harleen Quinzel, Jack Napier x Clark Kent, Hal Jordan x Arisia Rrab (she’s an entire child 😐), Dick Grayson x Catalina Flores (sexual assault), there are just so many more

Shameless forever dislikes: Fiona Gallagher x literally everyone she ever dated, Debbie Gallagher x all of her exes as well, Lip Gallagher x Mandy Milkovich (she rped him guys!!! don’t forget), Lip Gallagher x Karen Jackson, Karen Jackson x Frank Gallagher, Frank Gallagher x Sammi Slott (that’s your child dude…), Ian Gallagher x Kash Karib, Ian Gallagher x Caleb Daniels, Carl Gallagher x Kassidi Gallagher (typing that made me laugh 😭), Carl Gallagher x Dominique Winslow, Carl Gallagher x Tish (she rped him as well), Liam Gallagher x Sissy (MORE rpe), please just let my babies be happy and in love

Euphoria forever dislikes: Maddie Perez x Nate Jacobs, Rue Bennett x Jules Vaughn, Cal Jacobs x Nate Jacobs, Cal Jacobs x Jules Vaughn, Cassie Howard x Nate Jacobs, Rue Bennett x Nate Jacobs, Rue Bennett x Fezco O’Neill, Fezco O’Neill x Ashtray

What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom?

I am still a Marvel and DC fan, so it’s gotta be those. I’ve literally been a fan since I was born.

Say something genuinely nice about a character who isn’t one of your faves.

Maggie Rhee does her absolute best for her son. I… don’t have much /pos commentary besides that 😭

[omniversalobservations]

Spider-Man: The Gathering of the Sinister Six (1999)

The Machiavelli Club, mentioned on pages 34-35 of Gathering of the Sinister Six, as well as pages 162-163 of Revenge of the Sinister Six, was founded by Professor James Moriarty, from the Sherlock Holmes stories "The Final Problem," "The Adventure of the Empty House," and the novel The Valley of Fear.  Its members include various rogues from comic books, movies, prose fiction, and so forth:

* The waiter at the Macchiavelli Club is Henry from Asimov's BLACK WIDOWER stories. * Wilson Fisk (The Kingpin) * Obadiah Stane (The Iron Monger) from Iron Man. * Gruber brothers: Anton Gruber first appeared in the prose novel Nothing Lasts Forever by Roderick Thorp (a sequel to his homosexual murder mystery The Detective).  Anton Gruber was basically a Baader-Meinof/Red Army Faction-style terrorist.  He was renamed Franz Gruber for the film Die Hard, while his brother Simon appeared in Die Hard With a Vengeance. * Doctor Fu Manchu is obviously "the long-lived oriental gentleman" that the Gentleman refers to.  (Although later on it is said that the Gentleman harbors prejudice against the Chinese, he makes no snide remarks about Doctor Fu Manchu.)  The Gentleman believes that Doctor Fu Manchu is dead due to the events of Master of Kung Fu #118, though he showed up alive and well in Marvel Knights I #4.  Marvel currently refers to him as the Ghost, due to licensing issues. * Auric is Auric Goldfinger, from the Ian Fleming novel.  Auric is derived from the Latin word for gold, from which its elemental symbol, Au, is derived. * Lex is Lex Luthor. * Justin Hammer is an Iron Man villain. * "The German Herr Taubman."  An alias used by a recurring villain called "The Deaf Man" in "The 87th Precinct" novels by Ed McBain.  Great novels BTW.  (Taubman is German for deaf man as I recall.)  Here's a clip from a fan site. * The Wrightsville Diedrich Van Horn is from the Ellery Queen novel Ten Day's Wonder, written by Ellery Queen.  (Ellery Queen was a sleuth created by two cousins who adopted his name as their pen name.  He went to a town called Wrightsville for vacations.  In the movies, Ralph Bellamy played Ellery Queen-Bellamy also appeared in two Eddie Murphy movies as one of the Duke brothers.) * Ras is Ra's Al Ghul, from the Distinguished Competition. * Soze is from the film The Usual Suspects. * Hannibal is Hannibal Lecter, from the novel Red Dragon by Thomas Harris, and later Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal. * Carmen is Carmen San Diego from the computer game and cartoon show. * Mr. Glass is from the film Unbreakable, as played by Samuel Jackson. * Napier refers to the Jack Napier, the Joker, from the 1989 Batman film. * Ernst is Ernst Blofeld from the Ian Fleming novel Thunderball. * Randolph and Mortimer Duke are from two Eddie Murphy films, Trading Places and Coming to America.  While in both these films Randolph and Mortimer Duke, insider traders, were played by the same actors (Don Ameche and Ralph Bellamy), Eddie Murphy was not playing the same person in these films, which were otherwise unrelated.

Although not mentioned as a member of the Machiavelli Club, Caspar Gutman worked with the Gentleman in the past, per page 166 of Secret of the Sinister Six. Casper Gutman comes from the Dashiell Hammett novel The Maltese Falcon, published in 1929.

Source: Marvel Universe Appendix

Carmen Sandiego is part of the Machiavelli Club, along with Jack Napier, Hannibal Lecter and Mr. Glass. Among others. Moriarty was a founding member, and the Gruber Brothers and a villain from an Ellery Queen novel have been members. The Gentleman briefly converses with two brothers, Randolph and Mortimer, who made their money on the futures exchange, and wonders how they earned a place at the club as they are no more 'evil' than standard stockbrokers.

Though not mentioned by name, Clint Eastwood, Robert Downey Jr. and Sylvester Stallone are all heavily implied to be attending Brick Johnson's funeral.

The cast from Scooby-Doo shows up at the end of the final book.

The 27th Precinct's Detective Briscoe takes statements.

Dr. Christian Szell is an old associate of The Gentleman.

Quentin Beck passes Cassady and Jesse.

In the third book, the Gentleman credits the inspiration for his overall Evil Plan to be a late associate of his named Auric.

One of the police officers in the third book is implied to be the son of Marge Gunderson.

Source: TV Tropes

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[cosmicanger]

Jackson Napier

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The funniest thing about this macro is that the original image is from a TV episode in which a group of characters at a party roll dice to determine who has to go down and get the pizza delivery, and upon their departure, different group dynamics work out and different things happen to mess up the friendships. The screencap comes from what is referred to on the show as The Darkest Timeline, with the worst possible outcome being when the guy under Rand's face is the one to step away from the group. A running joke on the show becomes that in this timeline, things got worse, as the characters became evil and some started wearing goatees, a la the Original Star Trek "Mirror, Mirror" episode. The Darkest Timeline went on to be abused into nonsense the following season after the showrunner was replaced.

What the meme is saying beyond the obvious joke that each of Rand's friends is hanging out with a different one of his love interests, is that the events of the Amazon show represent the worst possible version of the story of The Wheel of Time.

The TV show from the macro image, for those who care, is "Community" season 3, episode 4. I once posted elsewhere on the internet that Community season 4 (under the alt showrunners) was helping me to cope with Brandon Sanderson's version of WoT, and Peter Jackson's Hobbit trilogy. Back then, I thought that was as bad as adaptations and non-original authors could get. Fate laughed at me and arranged for Disney to buy Lucasfilm the same year Community Season 4 aired, which was also the year they were working on the last "good" season of Game of Thrones and around the time Rafe Judkins started dating Taylor "Maksim the Bullshit Warder" Napier, sowing the seeds for the abomination now on our streaming devices.

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Chapter 2, Meet Cute:

You recall how you first met Jackson Napier.

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[awesomespiritcat21]

Jackson is mostly a tidepool critter type of guy. If you invite him over for volleyball he'll definitely try his best but you'll almost always catch him looking for creatures in filled tidepools.

That is...if and when he gets a free day from work. He's very much a summer enjoyer even if he does burn easily. (He's always forgetting sunscreen lol)

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[givnniwho]

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[redjaybathood]

High School No Powers AU but it takes place kinda in the same universe as the Joker/Selina/Bruce YA graphic novel.

All the batkids and their friends are from the same generation as Bruce, and they all in the same school.

Everyone has a clique. Jason's is:

Biz Arro, cheerleader. Has a speech disability and a very beloved plush toy. Rumored to be an uncle to Kon and Matches Luthor-Kents but they never seen even acknowledging each other;

Artemis Grace. Was home schooled up to high school because she was raised on a lesbian commune. Despite this, the least awkward of their group and the reason nobody bullies them;

JD. She spent some time in the same foster home as Jack Napier and considers him as an older brother. She really should not;

Sasha Bahriana. Nobody knows what happened to her face but everyone knows that the other guy got worse;

Jason himself. Everyone knows his mom is addict and his dad's in jail. Everyone also knows he's a giant nerd and theatre geek.

Sometimes have lunch with him, when they feel like slumming it: real life princess Koriand'r (who's also literally exiled from her kingdom by the edict of her older sister, Queen Komand'r) and don't ask why she hangs out with them - when it started, she was going through a rough break up with her first American boyfriend (first love, period) and wanted to get closer to a guy who he always despised; Roy Harper, Olympics-level champion in archery, used to have a two-way unrequited crush with Jason (their break up was very messy but somehow they are still on good terms, just not speaking much).

Dick's clique:

aforementioned Roy Harper and Koriand'r, both his exes, now on good terms;

Wally West from the track team and science club;

Victor Stone from the football team and a known computer geek;

Garfield Logan, a celebrity teen actor (and Victor's boyfriend);

Rachel Roth, resident goth, who's rumoured to had killed her father (and also Gar's girlfriend);

Donna Troy, who moved a couple of years ago and nobody knows where from - or, rather, there's too much contradicting rumours. Looks like she can break you in half and is the reason nobody bullies them;

Dick himself, who was home schooled until middle school, when his parents decided it would be better for his education if he had more stable environment. He is on gymnastics team.

Tim's clique:

Kon Luthor-Kent, a child of a very very messy divorce - to the point that there was a time when nobody had custody of him at all;

Cassie Sandsmark, who spends like every summer in Greece for some reason and is really into Percy Jackson. Also, she is ready to fight gods, and is the reason nobody bullies them;

Cissie King-Jones, another Olympic-level archer;

Bart Allen, who has a twin, actually, but they were separated at birth and now they are raised by the same uncle, Mercury;

Tim himself. His parents used to be rich and sent him to a boarding school. Now they lost all their money and going through a messy (and expensive) divorce so Tim is slumming it in Gotham High. He's a skater and spends too much otherwise free time on social media.

Cassandra Cain's clique:

Barbara Gordon, her foster sister, who technically graduated so she doesn't really count as clique as of this year;

Stephanie Brown. On gymnastics team. Got her father arrested;

Duke Thomas. Valedictorian. Is great with basketball but not on a team. Often organizes or attends political rallies, demonstrations, etc. He and other teens from Gotham organized a whole protest movement;

Cassandra herself. Her father got arrested, her mother unknown. She ended up being fostered by police commissioner. Now, she dances in a street/underground dance competition. She never loses.

Bruce's clique:

Selina Kyle. She doesn't need an introduction. Everyone knows her, everyone wants to be her, even boys;

Talia al Ghul. They transferred at the same time from the same boarding school in Switzerland;

Harvey Dent. One of the childhood friends of Bruce;

Tommy Elliott, another childhood friend of Bruce but now Bruce feels weird around him, but he's sure it's nothing + Tommy just going through some stuff, similar to what Bruce went through a couple years before;

Bruce himself. After his parents tragically died, had a hard time dealing with. After he was kicked out from one school after another for fighting, his guardians decided that a change of scenery is needed and shipped him off to Switzerland. One of his guardians, Alfred, went with him. Leslie, sadly, couldn't give up her practice.

A clique of their own: Grant, Joey, Rose Wilsons, Match Luthor, Thaddeus Thwane, Tara Markov. They are, or were at some point, fostered by Slade Wilson. Except for the Wilsons, they are his biological kids, but no one is living with him by now, and everyone is better for it. They bonded over the shared trauma and hatred/love to Slade Wilson.

Others:

Roman Sionis. Childhood enemy of Bruce. Currently, more of an enemy to Stephanie Brown and Jason Todd.

Jack Napier. Current enemy of Bruce. A Creep who likes to think that he's either a nice guy, or that everyone is bad so it doesn't matter.

Harley Quinn. Ex-girlfriend of Jack. Kneed him in the nuts in front of the whole school. Currently dates Pamela Isley.