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Jackson Kayak Clutch

Jackson have launched the new Clutch. Jackson Kayak Clutch Ever feel torn between a creek boat or half slice? Introducing the Clutch, a ‘creek/slice’ combination designed to make the most of any river. It is fully creekable and has a playable stern. The Clutch combines the high-riding, confidence-inspiring performance of the Gnarvana with a sleek, lower-rockered stern carefully engineered to…

[breadbrobin]

“doc”

luke castellan x reader — percy jackson and the olympians

[child of apollo reader, should be gender neutral]

i tried to write a summary but it sucked so: reader is a child of apollo and luke is always hanging around the infirmary with a new injury. you hate it (do you really?)

(this got so out of hand but im so obsessed with luke castellan rn it’s not even funny. like. help.)

warning: like one or two swear words, mentions of injuries and illness, fluff i think

word count: 1.2k

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you’d never been a fan of luke castellan. you knew it, he knew it—hell, everyone at camp knew it.

but a little unfriendliness never stopped him.

children of apollo were meant to be warm and kind all the time, but you’d rather die before being happy-go-lucky all the time like your siblings. you’d rather do your job: healing the campers who injured themselves throughout the days at camp. you’d also rather those campers not include luke castellan for once, but not all wishes can come true.

scarcely a day could pass by without luke coming into the infirmary, or coming up to you elsewhere in camp if you weren’t there, with a minor injury that he insisted needed healing immediately.

“i just don’t think i can continue kayaking with a sprained ankle, y/n.”

“what if it was your knees you skinned? wouldn’t you want to get them healed so you could get back to arts and crafts?”

“if my cut finger isn’t healed as soon as possible i’ll have to sit capture the flag out tomorrow! yes, i know it’s a paper cut. that’s not the point!”

he really was ridiculous.

either way, you had to heal him, technically. at your heart, you were a good person. on the surface, you wanted to punch him. give him something to really cry about.

“y/n, your boyfriend’s here again.” one of your sisters, cassidy, called out to you as you checked the stock of bandaids.

you rolled your eyes, not even bothering to correct her. “what this time?”

“i just have the worst headache, doc. it’s killing me.” luke said dramatically, holding his forehead. the small grin on his face didn’t support his statement at all.

you turned around, eyes wide and face serious, but trying not to smirk. “oh no, you might have meningitis! if it’s the worst headache of your life, we should get to you a hospital so they can do a spinal tap and run some tests.”

the grin on his face faltered as you pulled him to a seat. “uh—“

“lie down. don’t move. i’m going to get chiron.”

he gripped your arm. “no, wait, i think—“

“you’ll be fine?” you turned around with raised brows. “yeah, thought so. drink some water, castellan.”

“but—“

“what? you won’t be able to do sword fighting practise with a headache? big deal.”

“y/n—“

“you need to stop coming in here every time you get bored. we’re not an entertainment space.”

“but, i really do have a headache. like. a migraine.”

you stopped and turned back around, dropping the bandages you had been organising. “oh. shit, i’m sorry. hold on.”

cursing yourself internally, you rushed off to get nectar to hopefully help, along with some painkillers and a bottle of chilled water. when you came back, luke was lying on the bed, eyes closed.

“you okay, soldier?” you patted his shoulder gently.

he cracked one eye open and nodded. “kind of.”

you gently pulled him to sit up. “come on. gotta get some meds in you. eat any food today? drink enough water?”

he shook his head as he sipped the nectar, his eyes squinted. “got busy.”

you shot him a disapproving look and he smiled guiltily. “you need to eat or you’ll die. do you want to die?”

he looked up at you with furrowed brows. “you don’t have a very good bedside manner, you know?”

“then why do you keep coming back here?” you went back to organising bandages, busying your hands.

“i like my doctors prettier than they are kind, honestly.”

you froze your movements and looked over at him. luke was smiling slightly. your cheeks weren’t turning red, you told yourself. they weren’t allowed to. “whatever,” you finally said. “take your meds, drink all of that water—sip it, don’t chug—then get some sleep, alright?”

he nodded, taking a sip of the water. “yes, doc. got it.”

you nodded at him firmly and walked off once he’d taken the painkillers, hoping he couldn’t see right through you.

luke hadn’t been to the infirmary in a week, and you were genuinely starting to get concerned.

every free moment you got, you were staring at the door, or out the window, waiting for him to come in with some stupid injury and even more stupid excuse. but he didn’t.

after watching you pace for the seventh time in one morning, cassidy groaned. “just go find him.”

“i’m sure he’s fine.” you said, wringing your hands. “i mean, he’s probably just busy.”

“just go. you’re stressing me out. i can’t get anything done with you filling the room with your nervous energy. go find your boyfriend.”

“luke’s not my boyfriend.”

“i never said who it was.”

“well, it was pretty obvious—“

“just go!�� she threw a bandage at your head, effectively forcing you out the door.

you didn’t even know where he was.

camp was huge, so it took you around twenty minutes to find him, he sun glaring into your eyes and likely burning your cheeks. regardless, you were on a mission. finally, you spotted him in the arena. of course.

you watched for a while until he noticed you, standing in the shade with your eyes squinted in the sun and your arms crossed over your chest. he grinned and jogged over.

“hey, doc. what brings you here?” he asked, sheathing his sword.

your eyes followed the precise movement. “why haven’t you been to the infirmary?”

he shrugged. “i haven’t been injured.”

“didn’t stop you before.”

there was a silence.

then he smiled again. “did you miss me?”

your cheeks burned. “no!” you cleared your through awkwardly. “i just… i get… bored. and you… keep the monotony away.”

“you missed me.”

“i did not miss you.”

he leaned closer, rocking back and forth on his feet. “you missed me.”

you glared up at him, but couldn’t fight the tiny smile that forced itself on your lips. you shook your head, pressing your lips together tightly. “nope. didn’t miss you.”

“well,” he shrugged. “guess i don’t need to tell you that i did actually just hurt my hand while training, huh?”

you frowned. “are you aware that consuming as much nectar and ambrosia as you seem to want to will cause you to burn to a crisp?”

“i don’t need godly food if i have you as my doctor.” he smiled cheekily, clenching his fist then wincing. “seriously, though. it hurts.”

“aw, poor baby.” you pouted, leaning forward and placing your hand on his and trying to feel if there was any injury present.

before you could do anything, his fingers had interlocked with yours and he was stepping closer to you.

you looked up at him, heart pounding and cheeks burning. “what are you—“

“i don’t know what we can do for a date around here, but i’d love to take you on one, doc.” he said, his voice uncharacteristically soft.

you froze, heart fluttering. butterflies danced in your stomach. you found yourself nodding before you could stop yourself, smiling. “okay. yeah. take me on a date, soldier.”

“yeah?” he smiled, squeezing your hand. “great! i’ve been trying to work up the guts to ask you for weeks now. also, can i kiss you?”

“i’ve been trying to pretend i didn’t want you to ask me for weeks.” you said, stepping slightly closer to him. “also… yes.”

his free hand cupped your cheek and his lips pressed to yours, soft and sweet.

you wondered why you ever said you didn’t like him.

[ominoustaperecordernoises]

What middle school book series Magnus Archives Characters probably read as kids

Jonathan Sims - We’ve established that Jon was super adhd and wouldn’t read more one book by the same author but i feel like he would read ‘A Series of Unfortunate Events’ by Limony Snickett

Martin Blackwood - Martin for sure read the Lord of the Rings series. You cannot look me in the eye and tell me that man does not identify as a hobbit

Tim Stoker -Tim was an obnoxious Percy Jackson fan and no one can tell me otherwise. He was convinced he was a child of Poseidon and that’s how he got into kayaking

Sasha James - Sasha was definitely into the “Spiderwick Chronicles” and picked up a dark academia vibe soon after.

Melanie King - Melanie would definitely be reading “Goosebumps” and “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark”

Georgie Barker- Georgie was a potterhead and you cannot tell me differently. She for sure has taken the official test (she’s a Gryffindor) and forced jon to take it too (he’s a Ravenclaw)

Basira Hussain- If i am being honest, i think basira jumped into reading the classics in middle school, but has (and still has) a secret soft spot for Jane Austen.

Alice Daisy Tonner - Warrior Cats.

[serafilms]

song 19! ballad of a homeschooled girl (olivia rodrigo) + percy jackson (ok i love this??? i support loser percy x loser reader) requested by anon (2023 spotify wrapped event)

i broke a glass, i tripped and fell, i told secrets i shouldn’t tell

The party at the pavilion is already in full swing by the time you’re walking up. A bump in the grass catches on your foot.

“Fuck!”

You open your eyes and look around. Nobody saw. Thank the gods.

You don’t mind socialising, you really don’t. You’re fine during arts and crafts and kayaking (activities which you do with your cabin), and at meals (where you sit with your cabin), and when everyone’s chatting before bedtime (okay, so maybe you only really know how to talk to your siblings at this camp, but it’s fine).

But something about a party especially just sets you on edge. You can’t even remember what it’s supposed to be for, but you know that some of the Apollo cabin organised it, and that the whole camp is to be in attendance. Honestly, you’re not sure why. Something about being able to stay up past curfew and having an excuse to use their giant speakers and smuggled drinks?

Whatever. Just need to get through tonight, you grumble to yourself.

You pick up a glass and fill it with something from a big jug on the nearest table before taking a sip. Pepsi. Okay, maybe this party won’t be terrible.

Spoken too soon. Just as you turn away from the table, you collide with someone else and your glass slips out of your hand and smashes onto the floor. There is silence for a minute as you both stare at its broken shards.

Then, you look up, and Percy Jackson is right in front of you.

“Oh my gods, I— sorry, uh, I didn’t— um…” Your cheeks burn and your shoulders sag as you hang your head. “…hey Percy.”

His ears look suspiciously red as he glances between the broken glass on the floor and your face.

“Hi Y/N,” His voice cracks a little and he quickly clears his throat. “Hang on, let me just—“

A wave of his hand pulls some water out of another jug and he drags it along the floor, gathering up the mess and carrying it over to the nearest trashcan. The table is now one refreshment short, but at least the ground is safe to walk on again.

You don’t really know what to say now. You decide on, “Thanks.”

“No problem.”

There’s another pause. He speaks up again, “So, um, do you like the party so far?”

His ears are still red and he’s standing there and looking at you and you can tell he has no intention of going anywhere else so you flush and do the only thing you can think of: ramble.

“Um, well, I just got here but honestly it hasn’t been great so far,” you say, fingers wringing around each other, “I mean, like, the music is good and the decorations are nice but I’ve been here, like, a total of five minutes and I’ve already tripped once and broken a glass in front of the guy I like, so— wait.”

Well. You hadn’t meant to say that. As if it was possible, you feel your face heat up even more. Oh gods, you’re on the verge of sweating.

Percy’s face is a blanket of shock. “Wait, do you like me?”

Yep, you’re definitely sweating.

“Uh, well. You see—“

His eyes are wide and his ears are red as he leans forward to anticipate your answer. There’s one more awkward silence, lasting just about three seconds before you make your decision. You turn on your heel and sprint away.

“Wait, Y/N!”

[hyuneskkami]

hiii idk if you’re still accepting these for the event… butttt can i please have if you seek amy??

i am emma, i’m 5’4, autistic and adhd, i have short natural blonde curly hair but have it dyed red with brown over it so it’s kinda golden-y red now, i’m a reader, writer, and barista, i love movies, i am a massive swiftie, i love the beach and live in a very warm and sunny place. i wear a lottt of pink, and always wear converse. percy jackson is my favourite thing in the entire universe. i love doing things in the water, swimming, kayaking, and the like. i’m very sarcastic, love little kids, and want to be a stay at home mum more than anything.

thank you!!

⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓊝﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖

EMERCY ⭑.ᐟ

⟢ “i’m a million dollar baby, don’t at me!”

my brain can not physically see you with anyone other than percy mf jackson.

there’s a pretty good height difference (5’4–6’1) between you guys, but that just makes your hugs more cozier if ykwim

you guys had the childhood enemies to best friends to lovers trope written down from the start!! you probably had a silly fight as kids, but grew closer with time, and became best friends till you were around 11-12 years old

he loves yapping to you about anything and everything, and he loves hearing you yap as well <3 adhd-iac x adhd-iac trope goes so hard with yall!

you probably definitely have tried out your hair dye colours on his hair (he ASKED for it, literally)

you don’t stay at chb all year around, but percy does, so, whenever percy’s out on a quest, he always makes sure to drop by the cafe you work at!

he loves listening to you talk about the books you read, or the novel you’re currently writing btw

you’ve gone to the inside out movies with him, and to a taylor concert right after that <3

also!! cabin 3 kid x beach-lover kid is so perfect?? you’ve had multiple underwater kisses, and collected so many shells + made matching necklaces out of them (he added some shells you collected to his chb necklace)

you’ve both done every water-related activity ever! swimming, snorkelling, deep sea diving, kayaking, speed boating, talking to cute fishies and jellyfishes, you name it!

he’s always loved your dressing style, especially your converse (he thinks they’re very practical to run at a moment’s notice from monsters) + he thinks you look really cute fighting monsters in pink clothes. idk. it’s just a thing.

also, whenever you go over to his house, and sally & paul go out on a date, you both take care of estelle; it’s so so so cute and you always end up with major baby fever!

once, when you both took estelle with you to the grocery store, someone had told you ‘your baby is SO cute!’ and gushed over her in your arms, while percy replied with a simple ‘thanks’, making you blush

you guys definitely plan on having kids in the future!

(as a cabin 3 kid, I 101% approved of yall since the beginning okay)

bonus: you and I hang out more than you hang out with him 🫶

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[moonshynecybin]

Ok elaborate on the white water kayaking if you would like bc that’s incredible

this is. maybe the thing i think about most lol. NO idea how much people know about kayaking but uh. ask me!

so whitewater kayaking is interesting as a sport bc while there ARE major racing events (the green race!! the north fork championship!! go look them up they’re SICK) it is generally not a formalized racing series that culminates in a trophy like in motorsports. like there’s no seating for spectators even. you get to these races by hiking two hours through the woods and parking your ass on a rock by the river and hoping you don’t fall in bc you are BLASTED drunk. they’re big parties most of the time!

so while the best kayakers in the world DO compete in these things and win them, the sport is frankly more about doing sick stunts with your friends on beautiful rivers all over the world than like. cutthroat fanatical competition. which bezz (who HATED racing against people as a kid never wanted to fight on the track to go fast) would LOVEEEE imo. also literally it is bad practice to go boating alone you NEED a homie with you at all times that’s how you run shuttle that’s how you set safety that helps you scout rapids it is a homie-based activity!!! and bez loves his friends SOOOO bad and especially loves to do dumb life-threatening stuff with them. that’s what big water boating IS.

and it’s just. some aspects of the stuff happening at the ranch and the broader culture of whitewater is very similar in terms of vibes to meeeee. like the adrenaline addiction the injuries the constant threat of death the long hair the dumb tats the earrings the SAME fucking sunglasses kayakers get just cheaper ones. the energy drink sponsorships the going skiing 24/7 in the off-season…. that’s a fucking kayaker to me lol. i look at him and genuinely question why he is not in a dry suit bombing waterfalls in chile. #beater #steazy #booflife he’d love it so bad.

and i AM saving all of my narrative thoughts on bezz kayaking for a fic one day maybe. problem is i don’t know shit about the whitewater scene in italy so i’d have to make these boys like. appalachian. but i do know cele would have the world’s most atrocious rookie crush on hot trip leader bezz and when cele dump trucks a raft and has to do a swim beer out of his nasty bootie (whitewater has like. a reverse shoey system where you only do them if you fuck up) and bezz like, puts his big hand on the back of cele’s neck as he chugs this nasty beer (for maximum crazy this is bezz’s shoe bc cele is a rookie and didn’t want to shell out for the whitewater specific shoe and is wearing chacos) and cele has a small religious experience and flushes BRIGHT RED.

anyways if you want to check out some sick kayakers and are curious regarding the vibe i recommend following aniol serrasolses (catalan legend), nouria newman (badass. has yelled at my brother), and evy liebfarth (from my hometown!). liebfarth is going to the olympics this year in kayaking slalom which IS a formalized racing series but one that generally takes place on closed courses and such and is a small niche in the broader culture of the sport. still very cool and very hard to do. there is also dane jackson who is the arguable GOAT of the sport i just think he’s kind of swagless and one time he put my brother on youtube after he dislocated his shoulder when they were paddling the royal gorge like. cmon man. also his daddy owns a major kayaking manufacturer booooo. he does win the green race like literally every year which IS annoying. to me.

[damyoujackson]

Like When He Lived

PJO ANGST/ COMFORT? 2k words it’s just a little thought I had. It’s NOT proofread.

Percy faced a monster, like always. What he didn’t know that it would be the last monster he would ever face. It was a tough battle, but without anyone by his side, after a long, tiring day, Percy couldn’t win.

As the son of Poseidon closed his eyes after his last ever battle, he wished the people he loved to be happy, just like when he lived.

The people he loved were not happy. They were so so distraught. None of them had the courage to show their emotions outward, for the others’ sake.

Sally cried silently into Paul’s shoulder as Percy’s stepdad stared silently into space. He rocked Estelle on his lap, who sat quietly wondering why everyone was so quiet, so sad. She wondered when her big brother would come home and make her laugh and giggle again. Just like when he lived.

Annabeth sat in her dorm in New Rome University, tears streaming down her face. She sat quietly, stroking a picture she had of her and her Seaweed Brain. She missed him, of course she did. You would miss someone who’s been through so much with you. Who’s sacrificed the world for your sake. She hoped that things would get better like they always did just like when he lived.

Leo, Frank, Hazel and Piper sat together in a huddle, sharing their sorrow in silence. His presence was the glue that held them together. Now his absence did the same. They knew that somewhere Percy had been reconciled with his fallen comrades. He had become one of the fallen himself. Camp Half Blood and Camp Jupiter both mourned the death of a fallen soldier, a leader. Even in death, he acted as a bridge between the Greek and the Roman. Just like when he lived.

After life had been resumed back to normal, or as normal as anyone hoped life to be, one day, Annabeth walked into her dorm and sat down. It was awfully quiet without her Seaweed Brain. Then she noticed that on her bulletin board, there was a picture. Not a picture she remembered having taken. It was a picture of Percy and… what?? Was that Jason? She never knew of this picture. She called Sally. Did she put it here for her? No? Then who…

And this continued, pictures of Percy with their friends who had passed. Percy kayaking with Beckendorf, having lunch with Ethan, even awkwardly hugging Luke. They would come as pictures, random doodles on scraps of paper, mysterious letters. Annabeth knew that these could be a trap but she didn’t care, she cherished very one of the pictures, gave it to Sally, the rest of the 7.

She wondered who sent them and why? A trick? A trap? A treat? A … threat? She still kept the doubts to herself. She needed this.

Down in the underworld, Hades sat. He never much liked Perseus Jackson. But he has to admit, he admired the boy. He had come so close to death… so close indeed. Hades had felt his sea salt soul brush past his grasp so many times. But now here he was… the greatest demigod to ever live… under his control. And he felt sorry for those who cared for the boy. Love and Death were not so different.

So he sent them pictures of their boy, their young man, their hero, their Seaweed Brain, their king. Just to bring a smile on their faces.

Just like he did when he lived.

[scrapyardboyfriends]

Seriously are we meant to believe that Aaron just finds John so irresistible that he just can't resist him! He's dumped him on the side of the road, punched him and tried to embarrass him by rejecting a kiss but still Aaron's interested for some bizarre reason. John has zero charm or charisma and they have no on-screen chemistry whatsoever. It's baffling.

Right now there are just far more reasons for Aaron not to go there. About the only thing in the positive column right now is physical attraction I guess and that's the laziest reason.

I mean look, I can extrapolate here cause I care about Aaron as a character. He's experienced a lot of loss. He lost Robert and the future he had planned with him. He no longer has a husband, no longer owns his own home, barely owns his own business, lost his step son, lost his opportunity to have other kids of his own. His kayak boyfriend was murdered. His beloved little sister died. His Italian boyfriend broke up with him. He lost his gran. Like he's had an unbelievably shit time and he's fucking lonely. I get it. He probably wants someone to come home to and share a life with and build a future with and have some stability again. But that could be with anyone at this point.

Other than the fact that Aaron apparently finds John attractive and I guess the sex was fine and the fact that he's a gay man in close proximity to him, there's really no other reason at this time that Aaron would be interested. And especially in a fictional story, I need basic character motivations to be shown. Give me a reason.

And why the hell would John want to go there either? He doesn't even want to be in this village. This guy he hooked up with once is weirdly aggressive and hostile towards him. He sunk his home. He used to be married to his half brother he's never met nor cares about.

Like I said, if they don't even do the most basic thing with this Aiden Moore "mystery" and have them find some comfort and understanding in each other over loss, then what is it? What is the "why"??

With Robron, it was clear that Robert was having problems with Chrissie. She didn't trust him, she was testing him with Katie. She got mad about some harmless flirting with Leyla over measurements. He found Aaron attractive, yes, but also intriguing because he was never quite was he expected him to be. Plus Aaron actually seemed interested in hearing him out, hearing his motivations (cause he had them). And Aaron was seeing the darker parts of him and he was still interested, which I think was huge for Robert. Aaron was getting to know the real him and he wasn't running away.

With Aaron, he was clearly sad and lonely like he is now but also I think looking for some excitement. Plus I think he was intrigued by the enigma that was Robert because he couldn't quite fit him into a box either. That and I think he saw a lot of himself in Robert in his struggle with being honest and open about his sexuality. And Aaron wanted to help him the way Jackson and Paddy helped him. And then I think getting further into it, Robert did believe in him with the business stuff and they definitely developed this unhealthy codependence so Aaron needed him.

But there's just so many layers when it came to Robron and John and Aaron currently just feel utterly empty.

I know we're all trying to figure out if it's empty for a reason but I feel like the reason is just going to be the usual, they're not good at basic storytelling. They don't care about their characters enough to properly build up to things or show their motivations or even give them some.

[thenightling]

I have a considerable collection of Mp3s of spooky / Gothic themed / Halloween music. Many people can barely name five Halloween songs. I can name hundreds.

So here's a list of some favorites.

And by extension if anyone wants me to make a specialized themed list of songs for your Halloween party or personal play list feel free to ask and I'll write out the song titles and artists for you.

Pick a theme and I'll come up with a list. Whether vampires, Count Dracula (Specifically), Anne Rice, Werewolves, Witches, Ghosts, Frankenstein style monsters, Zombies, Trick or treating in particular, Jack-o-lanterns, etc...

Now for a classic list of good Halloween songs. (This is just a few, I can think of many, which is why I suggest picking a theme.)

Monster Mash by Bobby "Boris" Pickett

Werewolves of London

Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.

Thriller by Michael Jackson

Purple People Eater

Weird Science by Oingo Boingo (Danny Elfman)

Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo (Danny Elfman)

This is Halloween by Danny Elfman (His original demo version is best)

I put a spell on you in the style of Hocus Pocus by All American All Stars or Bette Midler's version if you can find it.

The Witches are back from Hocus Pocus 2

One way or Another (Hocus Pocus 2 version)

Spooky Scary Skeletons by Andrew Gold (Same guy who wrote The Golden Girls theme song "Thank you for being a Friend.")

It must be Halloween by Andrew Gold

In our Haunted House by Andrew Gold

Horror in Action by Kayak

Monster by Emma Reinagel

Fright Night by J. Geils Band

Lost in the Shadows from Lost Boys

Armies of the Night by Sparks

Land of the Dead by Aurelio Voltaire

Brains! by Aurelio Voltaire

Hex Girl by The Hex Girls from Scooby Doo and The Witches Ghost

People are Strange (Echo and the Bunnymen version from Lost Boys)

Welcome to my Nightmare by Alice Cooper

Keepin' Halloween Alive by Alice Cooper

Scary Monsters and Super Creeps by David Bowie

The Beast inside by Autograph

Lil Red Riding Hood (Bowling for Soup version for the movie Cursed)

The Witch Queen of New Orleans

The Master's Song from Dracula the Musical

Life after Life from Dracula the Musical

Fresh Blood from Dracula the Musical

I want More (Claudia's song) from Lestat the Musical

Grim Grinning Ghosts (Disney's Haunted Mansion theme song)

[ao3feed-jonmartin]

The Puppet and The Puppeteer

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/btCpiGf by istilldontlikemyusername Statement of Jackson Smith, regarding his diary and its side effects. Whumptober 2024: Day 15: Childhood trauma, moment of clarity, painful hug, “I did good, right?” Words: 2215, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Jackson's Diary (Webcomic) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M Characters: Jackson Smith, Exer Campbell, David Miller (Jackson's Diary), Pamela Lopez, most other jd characters until 117 are vaguely mentioned, Gertrude Robinson, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Basira Hussain, Melanie King, the last three are mentioned once each, there's also a gerry mention which I almost forgot to tag, tldr: I try to mention as many archival assistants as I can Relationships: Pamela Lopez/Jackson Smith, Exer Campbell & Jackson Smith, Exer Campbell/David Miller, pre-slash jonmartin's there but you need to squint a bit Additional Tags: Angst, Whumptober 2024, beta read but we still kayak like tim, The Author Regrets Nothing, Statement Fic (The Magnus Archives) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/btCpiGf

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Social Media Saturday 25 November 2023

Welcome to Unsponsored and Social Media Saturday 25 November 2023. Social Media Saturday 25 November 2023 Enjoy! Continue reading Untitled

[theonethatwatchesalotofshows]

Short synopses:

I solemnly swear (3x11)- introduction of the dumb student government plotline

We Got Us a Pippi Virgin (5x05)- Dean, Rory, Luke and Lorelai go on a double date and play Bop It

Vineyard Valentine (6x15) - Luke is grumpy and forgets to buy Lorelai a Valentine's day present

Partings (6x22)- Lorelai gives Luke an ultimatum and sleeps with Christopher when he doesn't oblige

That's What You Get Folks for Making a Whoopee (7x02)- Lane is pregnant after having sex one (1) whole time

Go Bulldogs (7x06)- Chris feels bad because he wasn't there for Rory's childhood, Lorelai comforts him

French Twist (7x07)- Lorelai acts like a child and Chris proposes to her, they get married on a whim in Paris because all of Europe is one big Las Vegas in American TV world

Knit People, Knit! (7x09)- Chris donates money to "fix the Stars Hollow bridge" (aka fund Taylor's next vacation to Hawaii) and the townies are mad

Merry Fisticuffs (7x10)- Chris and Luke get into a way too long and cringy fistfight in the town's square

To Whom It May Concern (7x12)- Sookie is pregnant because Jackson lied about getting a vasectomy

I Am a Kayak, Hear me Roar (7x15)- Rory throws a birthday party for Logan because this poor billionaire apparently never celebrated his birthday ever

Summer- the Stars Hollow Musical, enough said

[ojcobsessed]

Jackdaw’s talented cast includes Wilderness’ Oliver Jackson-Cohen, who plays Jack, and TV favourite Jenna Coleman, with This Is England’s Thomas Turgoose and Game of Thrones’ Rory McCann. ‘Oli is so humble and he was great fun and really willing to get involved – he never complained about a thing,’ Jamie says. ‘Every one of those scenes, whether it was the car chase or the kayak scene – all these sequences were done in a day and his attitude was just “let’s do it”. Of course he’s a brilliant actor but a lot of people we could’ve got for this action role might not have necessarily brought the emotion that was needed, but he did.

[sugdenlovesdingle]

I'm creased it's like they wonna forget (or have forgotten) Ben and wheel Jackson out from 13 years ago 😂

haha yes his GREAT LOVE BEN!

Well to be fair to them, Liv meant more to Vinny than kayak bore did to Aaron - he barely remembered he existed most of the time!

[sugutoad]

hiii omg can i please have both the chosen one and masquerade balls??

fandom for both is pjo please <33

i’m emma, i love everything pink and taylor swift, wear converse almost chronically, am a barista, australian, christian, stubborn and funny, loves love, (daughter of aphrodite btw), short auburn hair, snacker and chocoholic, lives on coca cola, adhd, loves all things beach, always has music playing like 24/7, sarcasm ™️, loves to write more than anything, swimming > life-ing, shopping is fun 💕, denim shorts and shirts and cute sunglasses >>, rom coms, baking cookies, skateboarding and biking, climbing trees and kayaking, playing soccer (football), and watching movies at night, can’t take criticism, hates slow people, loves little kids and can’t wait to get married + have them, thinks about romance 24/7, loves to dye my hair, pinterest > everything, wattpad is the goat, and can’t stand spiders + rice.

tysmm, muah 💋

romantic match: percy jackson

cabin: aphrodite

best friend: thalia grace

rivalry: annabeth chase

[ghostscrown]

Percy "I'm bad at every single camp activity except kayaking but I have no clue who my godly parent might be" Jackson