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New dispatch of Jackalope Mail! In this issue, I take a look at the worldbuilding of Breath of the Wild to learn how to make a TTRPG world with a deep history that keeps players invested in learning about it!
#ttrpg#ttrpg worldbuilding#worldbuilding#zelda#breath of the wild#jackalope mail#blogging#blog post#ttrpgs#indie ttrpg
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You are alive for the first time, so be easy on yourself. But you are also alive for the only time, so make it count.
postcard for February mail club, join here
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Day 27 - Fast
They meet all the scariest folk, but its worth it for the mail…
#halloween#anthro#monstober#jackalope#urban legends#speedster#mail#its worth it for the mail#trading cards
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Multi-faves (ongoing):
A wonderful masterlist for both myself and others (yourself) to explore. Will be continuously updating.
There will be a mix of smut, angst and fluff. I've only just started so bare with!
Also my fave 18+ links 😏. NO MINORS.
NONE OF THESE ARE MINE. CREDIT WILL BE GIVEN.
The fandoms-
COD:
Poly TF141-
Mafia!TF141*F!Reader by @i-am-hungry-24-7
Cherry Bomb (tattoo parlour au) by @swordsandholly
On The Run by @angel-eyes-and-devil-hearts
Soap and Ghost spying on you by @simonbrain
Simon Riley-
Dog Tags by @starstruckmiraclekitty
Riding Simon by @sunsetsimon
Being Protective by @dante-mightdie
Mechanic Simon by @ebodebo
Needy Sleepy Simon by @deunmiu-dessie
Car Sex by @oceantornadoo
Staring at You by @y-ckysstuff
Work Wife by @stargirlrchive
Nightmare in the Daylight by @ghostedbunnie
Mail order Bride by @bi-writes
No Warnings by @khioneee
John Price-
Filling you up good by @dumbbitchgalore
Possessive Over Assistant Reader by @evermoreal
Appreciation after you gave birth to his baby by @dumbbitchgalore
Lavender & Whiskey by @staytrueblue
Johnny Mctavish-
Try Me by @forsworned
Fade Into You by @frudoo
König:
Size Difference by @amaranthinespirit
COD 18+ Links:
Captain John Price by @riddlesweater
Multi by @bigguyenthusiast
Multi and Multi by @mrsparrasblog
COD ART:
Simon Undressing 🥵 by @tassodelmiele
Shirtless Price 🤤 by @tassodelmiele
Price tied up 🥵 by @tassodelmiele
JJK:
Gojo-
Pirate!Gojo x reader by @nezuscribe
His Moans by @urinejaeger
I Want You To Want Me by @goxjo
Toji-
Making You Want to be Mine by @metranart
The Grudge by @screampied
Virgin by @screampied
Sukuna-
Tight Fit by @m-ayo-o
Not Saying I Love You Before Sleeping by @kbwrites
Riding Him by @lxnarphase
My oh My by @tonycries
Pussy Drunk Sukuna by @tonycries
Pornstar Sukuna by @webism
Incubus Sukuna by @fatherbrat
Artist Sukuna by @rubyarerosies
Boxer Sukuna by @soleilchanson
Soft Sukuna by @lovegasmic
Megumi-
You Noticed Me by @lokissweater
Choso-
Pornstar Choso by @webism
Multiple men-
Hot to Go by @tonycries
I-T-G-I-R-L by @tonycries
Sweetest (cream)pie by @screampied
18+ Links:
Multi by @wild-jackalope
Megumi, Yuji, and Nobara cuddling by @tikklil
JJK Art:
Geto as Ghost Face by @aransmind
Moon Knight:
Stranger Things:
ST 18+ Links:
Enjoy lovelies!
#y/n#masterlist#multiple fandoms#fluff#angst#angst with a happy ending#eddie munson#moon knight#cod#smut#marvel#steve harrington#poly tf141#jjk#simon ghost riley#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#konig cod#venom#billy hargrove#eddie brock#ryomen sukuna#gojo satoru#geto suguru#nanami kento#yuji itadori#toji fushiguro#steven grant
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Hey! Just wanna say that I’ve recently seen your You Shou Yan fanart and I wanna say that it’s so good!!
Also, on the cuddle pile drawing you mentioned your fankid for Tuye and Sibuxiang, could you explain a bit more of them pls (if you want to of course), they look so cuteee
Sorry for the long text haha, hope you have a good day!
OH MY GKD OH MY GOD OKAY OKAY WAIT LET ME GET MY PRESENTATION READY AHEM AHEM
OKAY SO!! xiaoju/小菊 (full name is chuju/雏菊 meaning daisy) is the name of my sibutuye fankid, hes a jackalope and he was gift sent from heaven, literally. heaven delivered his egg to sibuxiang and tuye via express mail😭 ive made a little 2 part comic on how he came to be here! (just check qrts for the second part) (i also have more doodles of him with sibutuye under the #dstxiaoju tag there)
xiaoju doesnt have an exact time frame of when he appeared in canon but i usually draw him somewhere before the events of chapter 800!
hes not really an expressive guy (even as an adult) and seeing him smile is a rarity (i promise hes a very cheerful and happy kid hes just not expressive). he also really hates broccoli and its one of the few food items that hes always avoided from childhood to adulthood lol.
OH OH also even though hes a jackalope (a species that is mostly rabbit) i designed him to be like a pretty equal mix of rabbit and deer, so he doesnt have that buck tooth rabbits have and his ears are shorter than a normal rabbit too! (made a little post about the ears here)
and back to him not having a buck tooth, bc he doesn't have one he cant make statues or figures with his teeth like tuye does so when he was big enough to hold a knife his parents taught him how to carve wood and he took into wood carving! i like to think that in the future hes made a few wooden figures of him and his family and has them displayed on a shelf
HES ALSO LIKE. a chronic deathgripper. like yk how babies have this really weird strength when they grip on things? yeah he has that and it never went away even when he was an adult. the amount of plates and cups he had accidentally cracked/broken throughout the years is more than the amount of weapons and artifacts pipi has ever eaten in decades o(-(
OKAY I THINK I MADE THIS POST WAY TOO LONG ILL STOP YAPPING BAHAHAHH i just really love my fankids😭 heres some art of him + his ref sheet that im pretty sure i havent posted anywhere else yet. i love this little dude to death
#turontexts#turontot art#fabulous beasts#you shou yan#tuye and sibuxiang definitely struggled a bit when taking care of him#like yeah our son is quiet and rarely cries but my god. he has broken his 13th plate this week. its only wednesday.#i can go and talk about his relationship with other characters too in a different post if you'd like!#ive been working on his personality traits and relationship chart whenever i got the free time and id be so happy to share it#THANKS FOR ASKING BTW ive been waiting to ramble about xiaoju for weeks now😭😭
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Got my new backdrop printed and it finally came in the mail today, so I did a photoshoot with the two Antebit (jackalope) plushies I have on hand atm - a Biblically accurate angel (seraphim)-themed one and a blue and white/delftware-themed one!
Both are up for grabs on Etsy (link in bio)
Edit: The angel one has sold already, but I'll be relisting it as made to order when I'm able to!
#plushblr#creature plush#biblically accurate angel#seraphim#be not afraid#angel plush#jackalope#cryptid#cryptid plush#cute merch#original creature#bunny plush#blue and white porcelain#delftware#etsy
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i am SO back!!!!!! 👏👏👏 also es and jackalope came in the mail finally!!! 🙏🙏🙏 es is so much smaller than the prisoners but that’s okay
i am going to draw…. you guessed it… hinako tomorrow. it’ll probably take another 2-3 sittings though because i’m planning on a complicated picture ☹️ i might not have too much experience with drawing animals but i am decent at cats i think 🤔
i am pretty excited because i’m going to be taking care of puppies today and tomorrow too!!!
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I've posted some cute jackalopes recently, so here's a spooky one from 2022! Another banger character from Gwimm
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Seren's Studies: Odd Squad UK -- "The New Ozzie" Episode Followup, Part 1
Not to be confused with "The Other Ozzie", which is a completely different joint and hasn't been released yet.
(Seriously, why two episode titles are the same but with different adjectives I will never know. 0/10. Try harder.)
Let's move on to "The Ot-" oy. "The New Ozzie", which is an Opie-focused episode that features her being promoted to the Department of Help. Because, I mean...instead of dissolving the department entirely, plop a new person into it to keep it going. It's fine. It's like putting someone's desk in the parking lot, firing them, and putting a new person behind it. It's fine.
Let's go below the break!
And your writer for this episode. She's got a hefty combo of acting and writing works, having been in one Doctor Who episode and even writing a few episodes of The Amazing World of Gumball as well as one episode of Bravest Warriors. Pretty solid resume, so let's see how she does!
"If you're not receiving letters, that sounds like a job for the post office, not Odd Squad."
Same vibe as Otto's "no offense, but that sounds more like a job for the police", only less world-shattering.
No, no, that's a swirling vortex of blue. Which would, in turn, not make it a swirling vortex of nothingness.
On the plus side, we now know where that promo image of Orli and Ozzie standing next to a US Mail mailbox comes from. Doesn't answer the question of why it's a US Mail mail box, but...y'know, it gets the first question answered.
I could name several ways in which this is an accurate depiction of the American workforce.
I'm looking at that agent in the back and suddenly realizing exactly why Captain O brought up records in "Odd Ones In".
I was fine with badges being one of the few pieces of ironic low tech, thank you.
Okay, many many questions, but chief among them is why there is a desk-and-chair setup attached to the front of a bike. Would be fine if it were just a bike, but...it's not. It's a desk attached to a bike.
*long sigh* Mmmmmisgonnabeonefthosedays.
Man was so desperate to jump ship from Management that he made a lanyard and gifted it to himself first thing. He was that dedicated.
Honestly, it's admirable. Terrifying, possibly, if you think about his backstory...but admirable.
And this has the same vibe as Oprah not willing to give up her remote to Otto in "A Case of the Sing-Alongs".
I don't think Ozzie will growl when it's ripped from his hands, though.
Again, I find myself having to question if the shepherd on the right is a whole-ass adult or a half-ass child.
However, the concept of shepherds being employed with Odd Squad can lead to a select few things: either they actually do care for sheep, they're clergy members, or they're straight from the nice old Bibble.
...Okay, I know what the answer is, but lemme be delulu for a moment, huh?
THEY HAVE TIME CARDS WITH THE JACKALOPE CARRYING A BRITISH ACCENT. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP IF YOU FUCKING TRIED.
God, so far it's the most unexpected thing in the entire episode.
My God.
We've finally found the creme de la creme of all the threats in the Odd Squad franchise.
A creature with tentacles that eats planets whole.
Putting aside the fact that this entire conflict is a matter that Onom, Orli and Ozzie should go into space for, since it doesn't make much sense for the abomination to come through a portal...that's fucking horrifying. Think of the most horrifying thing you've ever seen and up it by 9 trillion. That's what this shit is.
Though if you've seen The Amazing World of Gumball, this shouldn't really surprise you. A planet-eater would be perfect for that show.
AHAHAHAHA NOT THEM USING THE STRUCTURE AS A GADGET TO ZAP THE PORTAL CLOSED?????
How the man built that seemingly on his own is downright beyond me, unless this is another "Rise of the Hydraclops" situa- and it's another "Rise of the Hydraclops" situation isn't it.
"Putting together the gizmo you use to activate it? That's a three-person job."
This man's more of a complicated character in 12 episodes than Nokotan was in...well, 12 episodes. Make him a British deity and my soul is yours.
And we hear Ozzie's catchphrase, which is a mere "Agent Ozzie speaking" and has none of the whimsy that Orli's, or anyone else, has.
When it comes to Internet challenges, stupidity kills.
In the Oddverse, the challenges just kill in more creative ways. Like fancy electrocution with a layer of assault and battery.
...Pull me up Opie's body count and we'll talk.
Clearly if the man's not a Nokotan clone, he's some descendant of Ocean. And even then, he freaked out once or twice.
This man is facing a thing that will eat Earth whole and wants to have one final meal before death. Fuck your "three-person job" bullshit, you could close the portal by yourself easy!
ANOTHER ONE???
A N O T H E R O N E ?!?!?!?!
THEY HAVE A N O T H E R AGENT WITH DOWN SYNDROME?!?!?!!?
HOLY FUCK WHAT WAS THE CASTING LIKE FOR THIS SHIT. WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH STAFF'S MINDS.
BYOOTIFUL. 10/10, PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS, HERE IS YOUR DIPLOMA AND DRIVER'S LICENSE.
No! Aw damn, Opie, stop giving people of my generation incentive!! Stop it! STOP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
Had to double-check to see if this was the same Half-inator used in the first movie.
It's not.
And now I'm pissed beyond belief that we don't get a callback, especially with the bait-and-switch from two episodes ago.
"But Seren, what if they changed the desig-" They did not. Gemma clearly is not up to date on her Odd Squad viewings. Both gadgets have different functions with the same name, but that excuses shit.
Gemma is also clearly chronline too much for her own good if she's really sticking with "dumb maybe-Internet challenges" as Opie's schtick for this episode.
Keep in mind, though, challenges of this nature have been a thing since the early days of Vine, and that was over a decade ago.
This "three-person job" bit isn't funny either.
Not that I'd expect a TAWOG writer to follow logic, but Onom built something three times his size in the span of...what, a morning? A week? And now he's alleging he can't build the activation device without two more people.
Someone bring back the "not everything has to be about them" line from "Dr. O No", stat!
Better way this sideplot could go: Ozzie gets hit by a laser or by a lightning bolt or whatever, collapses, whoop, can't help Opie nor help Orli and Onom.
Because we need to hammer the lesson into the kids: stupidity kills. No eating the Tide Pods, no playing with milk crates, and for God sakes, no hitting people with lasers!
She made origami cranes with...how much paper?
Yeah, y'know, I remember making a crack about OSMU stating that "we're paperless now", and it still makes less sense than Opie using what has to be an absurdly small amount of paper to make origami.
I feel like it's been far too long since we've had a main character who was deep into the depths of the bowels of stupid. And the key word there is "main", mind you.
Opie, however, makes Arctic Mr. O look like Einstein. (And yeah, he's not a main character, but even so...)
"And no more stupid challenges, whether on the Internet or otherwise!"
Sub-plot end, move on to the next plot, have a good day!
THIS MOTHERFUCKER BROUGHT A SINGLE SPOON AND A SINGLE FORK TO EAT AN ENTIRE DAMN PLANET.
Not a knife. No special powers. A fork and a spoon.
Gemma, I mean this in the most polite way possible...what the fuck are you doing???
Now how this man's traumatic Management backstory can top a being that will eat the planet and thus him...it can't. It really can't.
I feel like this is a good a time as any to remind people that this is the same franchise who, 5 years ago, had a story arc involving worldwide mass extinction. And there were people losing their shit about it then! Here we got barely anything!
Oh, fucking IDIOT, this girl is.
Though, now that I'm thinking about it...that bit about her not knowing the egg-shaped thing was an egg is almost like foreshadowing to just how dumb she is. And I'm dumb for not realizing that earlier.
OH FUCKING IDIOT THIS GUY IS TOO.
Though, now that I'm thinking about it...there's a persistent cliche in this franchise of girls and women being smarter than boys and men. And I'm dumb for not remembering that earlier.
(On to Part 2!)
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Here are April and Mays sticker club stickers! If you want to get the jackalope, you only have a couple more days to subscribe to the sticker club tier to get the cutie in the mail! After that, subscribe by the end of April to get the cute little mushrooms! Thanks for looking and supporting me!
https://www.patreon.com/shiftysphynx
#freelance artist#shiftysphynxart#digital art#art#commissions open#cute#Patreon#stickers#sticker club
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New dispatch of Jackalope Mail: How Wanderhome Mechanises Animism, talking about some of my favourite mechanics in @jdragsky's Wanderhome! Check it out!
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February's Patreon Sticker of the Month is here!! the lovely Jackelope! https://ift.tt/xy1Nhz6 $5 a month for the Sticker of the Month Club, or $10 a month to get your Sticker in a piece of hand made Mail Art!! or $15 to get a Sticker, Mail Art AND a Month Ahead Tarot Reading! #stickers #penandinkdrawing #jackalope — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/K8TjaBC
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Thank you so much for the tag! ♥ Good thing I got a mail because I didn't see it in my notifs for some reason... This wasn't so easy to do, had to think about things I haven't thought about before :D
~Kornélia Tihanyi~
ANIMAL: rabbit COLORS: black, pink MONTH: March SONGS: Rouge of Love; Sound of Breath - SiM; Heartbreak feels so good - Fall Out Boy; Bully - Megan McDuffee NUMBER: 39, 520, 3 PLANTS: carnation, camellia SMELLS: lavender, cinnamon GEMSTONE: jade TIME OF DAY: sundown SEASON: spring PLACES: Survive, You Tian, Ichiban Holdings, at home FOOD: sushi, lángos, anything sweet, pörkölt DRINKS: milk tea, cider ELEMENT: fire ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: Aries (don't ask me about the others I'm not versed in Astrology rip) SEASONINGS: paprika SKY: pink sky with a few clouds WEATHER: sunny but not too hot MAGICAL POWER: if she could have any? uh instantaneously finding the correct words lol WEAPONS: tanto SOCIAL MEDIA: LinkedIn, Twitter MAKEUP PRODUCT: eyeliner, lip gloss CANDY: cock lollipop (no it's not what you think I swear :D ), mochi METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: flight ART STYLE: anime, semi-realism ? FEAR: death of loved ones MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: jackalope, turul PIECE OF STATIONARY: pink notepad THREE EMOJIS: 💖😭👌 CELESTIAL BODY: moon
tagging: @fujimen @ji-woonhaksslut @szonyix6277 (if you ever see this :D) - no pressure as always ♥
—ocs as obscure references
tagged by @perpetuagf
tagging (no presh); @unhingedselfships @trixibebe @kulemii @ariesfaeries @majimemegoro
ANIMAL: black cats and falcons
COLORS: lilac, dusty rose, cream
MONTH: april
SONGS: sun bleached flies, ethel cain | until…, mejibray | dream my darling, lynda kay | you’ll never leave harlan alive - ruby friedman orchestra | ageha - mucc
NUMBER: 11 & 2 the justice & the high priestess
PLANTS: daisies, dutch clover, yarrow
SMELLS: honey, lemon, white flower, books
GEMSTONE: taafeite, rose quartz
TIME OF DAY: 5:45pm
SEASON: between winter and spring
PLACES: on her couch, nobles holler, murder room, la county courthouse
FOOD: pickled vegetables, leftover rice, salmon, scrambled eggs, apples
DRINKS: cheap beer, apple cider, coffee
ELEMENT: metal
ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: aries❂ taurus❍ pisces↑
SEASONINGS: ginger root
SKY: an eerie, crisp, blank light blue sky
WEATHER: dry and windy
MAGICAL POWER: telepresence
WEAPONS: wit
SOCIAL MEDIA: aol. it's not social media but back then ┐(´��`)┌
MAKEUP PRODUCT: concealer
CANDY: life savers
METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: an unconscious flight
ART STYLE: inio asano
FEAR: going home
MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: stheno
PIECE OF STATIONARY: yellow legal pad
THREE EMOJIS: 😐😒🌼
CELESTIAL BODY: comets
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Aye so I don't know shit about the game so I'll pick random numbers,1 ,13 ,18 , and 5. Goodluck.
1. High or Low honor? Why?
High! I love being a good guy :) even if I am playing as an outlaw
13. Favorite character that's not apart of the gang?
Albert Mason or Charles Châtenay! They're both very fun side characters and whenever I see their quest blips on the map I get really excited!
18. Which gang member did you want to spend more time with?
Javier, Kieran, and Séan! They're all really cool characters and definite faves of mine :)
[MINOR SPOILER WARNING FOR THE NEXT ASK]
5. What're your thoughts on Strauss?
Redeemable asshole. I don't like or agree with his job, but compared to other gang members like Micah, he's not the worst. He definitely redeemed himself after he was captured by Pinkertons and didn't rat out the gang, though.
#ask#snail mail#jackalope rants#rdr spoilers#red dead spoilers#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#High honor#high honor playthrough#high honor arthur#low honor#low honor playthrough#low honor arthur#van der linde gang#albert mason#charles chatenay#javier escuella#sean macguire#kieran duffy#kieran#strauss#leopold strauss#pinkertons#pinkerton#rdr#rdr1#rdr2
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MY SHIRT CAME IN THE MAIL 😍 I got it from Jackalope Jane!!
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Writer’s Month 2021, Day 5: “Secret”
Fandom: Invader Zim/Gravity Falls crossover
Word count: 880
Summary: Dib tries to investigate a paranormal hotspot. Unfortunately its residents aren’t making it easy for him.
Author’s notes: Hopefully this will be a full-length fic someday.
Dib Membrane was used to frustration. He was used to people refusing to see the paranormal even when it was in front of their eyes. But he wasn’t used to people lying about seeing the paranormal. And after an hour in Gravity Falls, he was convinced that that was what was happening.
“Never mind all that!” a random townsperson said when asked about the events of the previous year.
“But witnesses said that the sky was red, only in a patch of sky right above this town! How—”
“Never mind all that!” the man insisted, then turned and ran away.
The same thing happened when Dib went into the local diner.
“Never mind all that,” the blue-haired waitress said breezily. One eye swiveled as she moved. “Now, what kind of soda would you like?”
“Classic Poop. But the town was completely cut off! My sources say that there were no calls, e-mails—”
“Power outage.”
Dib flipped through his notes. “Okay, but people who went to your town’s website, or even any blogs or social media accounts from people living here, saw ‘staticky videos of a weird, triangle-shaped cyclops laughing and speaking in ominous backwards messages.’ And any recordings of those messages went blank a few days later!”
“POWER OUTAGE!” Dib recoiled as the waitress put her face about an inch from his. Then she drew back and cheerfully left to get him his soda.
Dib marched out of the restaurant a few minutes later. He grilled random people walking along the street. He tried asking some kids younger than him. He asked a police officer. And each began with the same phrase: “Never mind all that.”
He might have believed that they were all just stupid, like the people back home...except that, as he was talking to one woman, a giant eyeball with bat wings flew by. Dib let out a scream and fell back, while the woman scoffed, swung her purse at it and grumbled something about “stupid pests.” Dib was still fumbling for his camera while it flew off into the forest.
While he was talking to the policeman, two foot-tall men in pointed hats ran by, working together to carry a large ham.
“And what are those?!” he cried, motioning as they disappeared into the bushes. “How can you tell me that there’s nothing weird about this town when—YAAAGGGHHHZZZ!”
“WHOO-HOO! Mad with power!” the police officer cheered, running off and waving his taser above his head.
Dib stumbled over to a telephone poll and grabbed it for support. He blinked when he noticed the flyer attached to it. Then he snatched it up, rereading it thoughtfully.
And that’s how he found his way to the Mystery Shack, a small wooden building not far out of town.
There were a few other tourists milling around as Dib tentatively checked out the exhibits. A fake bear head with a unicorn horn. A fake Sasquatch wearing briefs. A stuffed jackalope, which upon close inspection proved definitely fake. A T-rex skull that might have been real, but didn’t technically count as paranormal if it did.
In the gift shop, Dib found a tall, redheaded teenager reading a magazine behind the counter. He grabbed a bumper sticker at random and slapped it on the counter.
The girl sighed and then, impressively, started to scan his purchase without looking up from her magazine.
“Hey. Did you enjoy the exhibits?”
“No. So,” Dib handed her a ten-dollar bill, speaking in a fake-casual voice that he hoped was leading, “you deal with the supernatural here, right?”
“I assure you, nothing in these exhibits counts as ‘natural.’”
“Right. Well—I’ve heard some rumors about stuff in this town.”
“Uh-huh.”
“Specifically, stuff that happened around here last August?”
The girl finally looked up. “Oh, right. ‘Never mind all that.’” She gave Dib a wry look, like this was some inside joke that she expected him to get. Then she slid his bumper sticker across the counter, along with a penny in change, and went back to her magazine.
It was her tone, more mocking than deceptive, which finally set Dib off. He pounded the counter, causing her to jump.
“You’ve got to be kidding me! You have a museum dedicated to the paranormal, but you still won’t tell me about the actual paranormal phenomena that you obviously know?!
“Do you think you’re being clever?!” he continued, now pacing back in forth in front of the desk, gesturing wildly at the air. “Every person in this town says that same thing! This couldn’t be a more obvious cover-up! And then I waste ten dollars on a bribe, and you still won’t cut me a break? You think I actually want this?!” He waved the overpriced bumper sticker in front of the girl, who continued to stare. “If you think you’re fooling anyone, you’re wrong, and I am not leaving this town until I uncover the truth!”
He ended by pointing dramatically in the girl’s face, then lowered his arm, breathing heavily.
A few seconds passed before she spoke.
“I go on break in five minutes. Sneak into the back room, and I’ll tell you what you want to know.”
Dib blinked. Then he gave a manic grin, grabbed his bumper stick and hurried in the direction she had pointed.
#Invader Zim#Gravity Falls#Invader Falls#Dib#Dib Membrane#Wendy Corduroy#Lazy Susan#Deputy Durland#WritersMonth2021#Invader Zim fanfiction#Gravity Falls fanfiction
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