#jack is retired

[emacrow]

Jazz always wanted a little brother.

Her best friend's mommy having a baby brother in her tummy, but right now they were at gotham, mom was meeting with some important people while she stay safe in the car with dad sleeping in the front passenger seat.

When she asked her mom and dad for a baby brother earlier that same week, mom had to explained that her tummy was broken after she had her because she was a very special miracle baby because they tried so hard to have her.

Jazz understood but at the same time, she wanted- no she need a baby brother, maybe one with dad's hair and mom's eyes, or maybe one with hair like hair and dad's eyes.

And she was determined, as she snuck out of the fentomobile car, sneaking inside beside the scary ninjas guards that were temporarily distracted.

She was very good at sneaking around thanks to mom training her to stay quiet and hide better then a ghost.

There was pools of ectoplasmic but much dirtier and less cleaner then the stuff mom and dad work with. Container and chambers full of them.

She saw doctor walking out of one room and snuck in before the the door close on her. There was another ectoplasmic container that had babies in them..

One sleeping upside down and the other upside up. The one of the bottom was sleeping but the older has his eyes open, revealing pretty blue eyes like dad's eyes.

She chewed on her bottom lip a bit and weigh her short limited choices as nodding.

She close her eyes, focusing as she quickly started to float a bit wobbly, sticking her small hands onto the glass ectoplasmic ball using her secret powers that she had learned without mom and dad noticing.

Her invisible hand grabbed the baby slowly, making it invisible as she pulled it out of the ectoplasmic ball.

The baby was very small and light then a feather while covered in wet ectoplasm goop.. the baby cough a bit, dripping ectoplasm out his mouth, squirming a bit as he was about to male a fuzz but quiet down as she held him close into her warm fuzzy jacket.

She snuck back out of the room and quickly out of the place all the way back into fentonmobile..

Covering the baby with her Einstein beat designed blanket, cleaning the baby up like she would with her baby dolls, and she open the empty toy baby bottle and open her mini almond milk jug, then pour the milk in and close it, after remembering to cut a little open hole on the tip of the hard plastic nibble part.

Scooting over to the baby, and carefully picking him up and helding him close onto her lap like she seen the mommy do on TV as she press the toy baby bottle again the baby's mouth.

It would be 1 hour later before mom came back looking excited then 2 hours later after they left gotham before a soft baby wail woke her dad from the backseat of the fenton car where jazz was.

Jazz was pink in the face as she was trying to hide the baby but she couldn't stop him from crying.

It would 20 minutes of jazz lying straight to her parents's faces on where she found the baby, and it would forever be her only best lie she ever told that convinced them to adopt the baby boy that was now named danny..

Meanwhile back at league of Assassin headquarters. The head scientist has noticed that the first unborn twin baby has been removed early then schedule, probably due to natural condition of death since the first one has a much weaker pulse compared to the second unborn baby which Talia had name Damian later.

The leading scientist check off the existence of the supposed first born who went without a name on the data base...

Unknownly to both parties, Jazz was very happy to have a little brother of her own now, even if his eyes flashes green a bit from time to time.

[suntails]

🐙⚔️

[chibigalaxies]

Manifesting Puppet and Solar show!

[h-didanart]

Doodle dump time y’all!

And it’s all Bloodmoon! (As always)

Starting off with the grief duo, Bloody and Harvest, and Original. You’ll get no context to this for some more time lol

And then Ruby and Vermillion but in a human form, cuz I think I wanted to map out their scars or something, they’re mostly from their time under Jigsaw’s control (which they don’t know much about) and from random scratches they got while hunting (which they also don’t know about)

And miscellaneous silliness from the main three and Original :3

And now we have Retired!Bloodmoon getting emotional over getting a flower, yes they ate it, no they didn’t know how else to deal with the emotions

And this is the not-awaited-at-all sequel to babysitter Retired!Bloodmoon babysitting the other Bloodmoons who got turned into Droplets (hi Tato!), they had to get some help though so they got Solar to help them, and along the way came KC

oh, and a totally canon thing that totally happened 100%, completely real (it isn’t, that was all a joke, though it’d be kinda cute if it were canon to them both)

You will not get context for this too soon (still need to draw like 2/3 of what I want for the intro to that au :P)

Yeah :P

[ririya-translates]

Upcoming new JJ manga

I've been quite sick for the past few months and not kept up well with social media so I may have missed other posts on this, but I thought I'd make a summary anyways. Ishida appears to be working on a new manga (presumably another one-shot), this time centred around Onyx (as opposed to Puppet, which focused on Amber). He hasn't made an official announcement anywhere from what I can tell, but he did an impromptu live art stream on Youtube which showed some pages.

It's hard to make too many assumptions about it yet since it was still in pretty early stages for the most part with very rough sketches and some unclear text but the few things we did definitely see:

Emphasis on Onyx the year prior; first-year Sugachi is just finding out he's been picked as the Al Jeanne. Second-year Kaido is acting as the class lead. Hopefully we get to see more about how their partnership actually develops

The panels we saw show Sugachi struggling to figure out what to do as an Al Jeanne (he was expecting to be a background character). We see a Rhodonite student. We also see a rough sketch of Fumi and Tsuki.

Sugachi's hair is different. It looks noticeably more similar to Kaido's than the spiked style we see in-game.

I have no idea when this is coming out, but he did post some new art:

Please join me in brainrotting about this.

(I'm still not over the fact that the moment they were announced for Shuffle 2, everyone immediately assumed they'd be doing Compass Line. Of course they'd do the slow romantic duet song, of course they would. And they did.)

Also a small update that Towada said she and Ishida had a meeting that lasted a full 24 hours. Cooking seems well underway.

[valeron99]

Peacefully.

[screaming-sparrow]

jack harkness + mitski

[appalamutte]

you’re sixteen-years-old, moseying through your local bookstore when you come across it.

you’re not usually into nonfiction, especially not memoirs, but the man on the cover is familiar. laughing over his shoulder with his eyes closed, relaxed in a turquoise button-up and jeans, standing with his back to the camera at a counter cluttered with leafy vegetables and mixing bowls.

from seeds to supper, the title reads, and his name is eric bittle-zimmermann.

you deliberate for a bit, picking it up and reading the blurb, the reviews printed on the back sleeve, the first page. the very first words of the book are hey, y’all! and your friend walks over at that point, and they see him and say—“oh, i used to watch some of his videos.”

so you buy it, because your friend said you should, and later that night you’re already deep into the stories of peach cobbler recipes and learning how to differentiate between living and surviving when they send you the link to the guy’s old youtube channel. it hasn’t been active for a few years, but that doesn’t matter because oh my god are there so many videos. years of videos, almost a decade’s worth, starting all the way back in the early 2010s and you get sucked into them all, laughing at the funny ones and tearing up at the emotional ones, watching as the guy slowly grows up from high school to college and beyond.

you switch between reading the memoir and watching the videos over the next few weeks. you see his video on introducing his boyfriend and you read the chapter on maple-crusted apple pie and how learning to love is a lot like learning to lattice a pie, slow and patient and sometimes messy.

you see his cooking challenge video featuring all of his friends from college and you read the chapter on homemade bagel bites and how family doesn’t have to be a four-course meal you’ve had reservations for all your life. sometimes, family is just frozen bagel bites and sriracha sauce crowded around an uneven table.

you see his two-part wedding vlog posted in 2019, nearly 10 years ago, and you read his chapter on red velvet cake and how the brain can get confused, something to do with all the nerve endings getting tangled up, because when love reaches the same heights fear does, you end up fainting into your then-boyfriend’s arms.

then, you see his final video on the channel, a farewell to his subscribers and a glimpse as to what’s next. it’s short and simple, just his husband and him sitting on a couch together, a toddler between them. and you read the last chapter of the book on chicken tenders and how a seed in the garden never knows it’ll grow into a supper worth loving. it just knows it’ll grow into something, and that the growing takes time.

(a few years later, when you’re twenty and in college, you’re downtown with some friends and come across it. you still aren’t into nonfiction that much, but that one memoir always stuck with you, sitting on your shelf back in your dorm. and this one, with the guy’s back to the camera, tall and steadfast, standing in the middle of an ice rink, an emboldened number one across the back of his jersey. the name is familiar.

melting ice, the title reads, and his name is jack bittle-zimmermann.

you pick it up.)

[masonjarsmoments]

I love it when my worlds collide even if it is for sad moments like Domis retirement

[em-prentiss]

i've recently become obsessed w/ evolution-era hotchniss... emily doing section chief girlboss things at the bau while hotch is a retired househusband and stay-at-home dad helping jack navigate college and such?? emily coming home at the end of the day and ranting to aaron about the case and the bureaucracy and bailey and whatnot. ooh it scratches my brain very nice

I see the vision I can’t lie,,, Aaron popping into the bau and bringing her lunches/dinners/snacks in between copious stacks of paperwork that she quite frankly did not ask for, him being quietly sympathetic because while he did deal with that as unit chief, it’s a lot worse as section chief. Bailey for her would’ve been like Strauss for him, so as she’s ranting angrily with her face all disgusted he’d internally be like ah…I know how that feels. But I’d gather her being sc means she’s away on cases less often (haven’t finished evo season 2, but that’s usually the case with section chiefs isn’t it?) so she takes the paperwork home and both her and Jack would be laboring away at the dinner table—him over college applications—while Aaron makes them cups of tea before dinner. I imagine an evo era life for them would be overall really calm and soft, given that Emily doesn’t physically go out on cases much, and the politics are really just an awful hassle but her life’s more stable than it’s ever been, and after a lifetime of turmoil, she’s content with the (relative) peace.

[badbanaynas]

jungle boy uses a very special attack against christian cage! 😳😳😳😳

( thank u for voting! PISS HEAD put up a good fight but it was 'WAH!' that came in victorious!)

[thegrandempressofinsomnia]

Sam: Jack, why is there a tank in our driveway?

Jack: I got bored. It’s my new retirement hobby.

Sam: Your hobby is... tanks?

Jack: Well, tanks, you and golf, but tanks are more fun.

Sam *nods as if that makes sense*

Sam, suddenly realizing what he said: Wait!Tanks are more fun than me?

[remotewatch]

what if someone was writing a fic where you shoot some JD videos with Jack? what if it was already halfway done? that would be like, sooooo crazy 🤪

[joeythefrog]

It is time to retire mom friend David Jacobs and Dad friend Jacob Kelly. I am aware they are a focal point of earlier newsies fanspaces so an alternative: mom friend Jack Kelly and Dad friend David Jacobs

Jack Kelly who acts like a mother hen, who keeps everyone in the lodge relatively healthy, fed, clothed and housed. Who fusses over everyone and protects them fiercely. Sings lullaby’s and generally acts like a helicopter pta mom.

David Jacobs who is trying his best but doesn’t really know what he’s doing, who plays cards with his ‘kids’ and loses (sometimes on purpose) Who pulls his kids back by the scruff of their necks (not literally, mostly) and drags them away because: ‘NOPE Race we are not going to Brooklyn today’

[parvuls]

coach bittle and captain jack wasn't something I knew I needed until this text post, but now I am forever changed

[thatsnotbuddies]

Changes on our hands and on our faces, Memories are mapped out by the lines we'll trace Jack Eichel & Noah Hanifin x Laughter Lines - Bastille