joeythefrog
Theater Kid Who’s Bad At Theater
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Newsies brain rot will either kill me or revive me
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joeythefrog · 3 months ago
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t4t ralbert
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joeythefrog · 4 months ago
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I assumed it was spelt how it was said for an embarrassingly long time
in my head the way conlon is written it’d be pronounced spot con - lan, which we obviously know to be not exactly true. Therefore: Colon
shoutout to the people who thought spot's name was spot colon. no reason. just a shoutout
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joeythefrog · 5 months ago
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the bravest person in the world
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joeythefrog · 6 months ago
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Race: dads.. I have something to tell you Davey: not your dads Jack: we know you're gay Race: okay- well did you know it's for Spot Conlon Jack: ... Davey: Race- walk away very very slowly, he's about to explode
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joeythefrog · 6 months ago
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also... Spot smacking Race with the cane saying why are you hitting yourself and sticking his tongue out (nobody gets it) Race curled up on the floor because you just had to go for the dick and whispering "Race-ception" and something about how "if a Race hits himself, was he really hit at all..."
Race and Spot are so soft secretly people assume they're sleeping together, sometimes they are. But hotshot walks in one night with his eyes screwed shut and a hand over his eyes to try protect himself saying "Spot one of the kids threw up and everyone is panicking" before he blinks slowly because they're cuddling. Spot is kissing Races fingertips so tenderly. Races hands are around the back of his neck tugging at the ends of his hair and saying he needs a haircut a giggle caught between his lips.
He very slowly walks out because he can deal with it, and they can be soft in the confides of secrecy.
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joeythefrog · 6 months ago
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Race and Spot are so soft secretly people assume they're sleeping together, sometimes they are. But hotshot walks in one night with his eyes screwed shut and a hand over his eyes to try protect himself saying "Spot one of the kids threw up and everyone is panicking" before he blinks slowly because they're cuddling. Spot is kissing Races fingertips so tenderly. Races hands are around the back of his neck tugging at the ends of his hair and saying he needs a haircut a giggle caught between his lips.
He very slowly walks out because he can deal with it, and they can be soft in the confides of secrecy.
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joeythefrog · 6 months ago
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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joeythefrog · 6 months ago
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Race the typa guy to say "Spot Conlon? That guy over in brooklyn? Yeah I've heard of him" while fiddling with the promise ring Spot stole for him from when he swore that if there ever came a day or a way where they could get married, they would
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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I saw a newsies production where Jack was 6ft and Davey was 5'4 and it was so wrong in a way I can't explain
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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masc for masc sprace is teeth and smoke and agression and tension it's fighting and bruises and small moments of tenderness through this. The aftermath of cleaning scrapes and kissing teethmarks where the other went too rough
fem for masc sprace is teasing and a slow push and pull, it's softer. The masc following the fem around like a lots puppy, adoration and unfiltered affection.
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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Jack: okay so, to check if you'll be a good leader for manhattan, what are your plans for our furture Race: we will have lunch Jack: long term Race: maybe dinner Jack: god damn he's a genius
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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happy straight month
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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Jack: am I a bad leader Davey? I mean, I know I don't always do the best but I'm trying Race: ...I'm not Dave, I'm Race Jack: oh
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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Race: watch me do a cartwheel Spot: dear god Race: this is flirting right! Spot: no, why- no Spot internally: fuck it's working
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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"can bi nbs say dyke" "can trans men say tranny" "can this specific identity reclaim this slur" ENOUGH !!! ALL that matters is whats in your heart when you say it. is there love for your community or is there hate for people not like you. are you saying it to hurt someone or to give a hurtful thing new love-filled meaning. theres your answer.
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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newsies is basically just boys kissing and wanting to kiss, all versions, west endsies, 92sies, livesies, anything you can think of. There's thirst in their eyes universally
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joeythefrog · 7 months ago
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Jack: how the hell you spell union? Davey: u-n-i-o-n Jack: oooh fancy pants rich mc'gee over here, fuck you
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