#izzyizumi taishiro chat humor

[izzyizumi]

Meanwhile with Digimon Adventures' KouTai {Koushiro x Taichi}

Koushiro, coming back home, finding Taichi, typing furiously while BEAMING at the screen: Koushiro: ... ('This is unusual. Taichi-san's usually not this excited to---') Koushiro: Taichi-san? What are you doing? TAICHI, automatically: I'm making a poll!!! kOUSHIRO: Koushiro: Let me see-- Taichi, showing Koushiro the poll: These are so cool, Koushiro!!! Poll option on Poll Taichi Made: ("I want to treat Koushiro gently *only if Koushiro wants") Koushiro: tAICHI-SAN---

[izzyizumi]

Just DigiAdvs Taichi & Koushiro [Taishiro] Things TM

Someone: *insults and/or threatens Taichi Yagami, more particularly, in front of the presence of Koushiro Izumi*

Koushiro Izumi, side-stepping in, smoothly, to the instigator: My apologies, President of Izumi Corp., I believe we haven't quite met before now?

TAICHI:

Koushiro: I was wondering what business you had with /Yagami-san/? He's one of our business partners, after all. I'm sure* (*emphasizing) we can come to a solution on this.

T A I C H I:

The Unfortunate Person Who Insulted Taichi:

Koushiro: If there is still a problem later on, perhaps you can consult our heavily EXTENSIVE and well-equipped Network? An easy solution can surely be reached.

Taichi AND The Unfortunate Person Who Insulted Taichi:

Koushiro: Please, take my business card. The assistant will be able to assist you right now.

The Extremely Unfortunate Person Who Insulted Taichi:

Taichi, attempting to signal: ( /Koushiro/ )

Koushiro, innocent blinking: ( What? )

TAICHI: ( /Koushiro yOU CAN'T J U S T/ )

[izzyizumi]

Just Adventures Chosen Things

Someone not a Chosen Child: *insults Koushiro Izumi for any reason (any of his abilities, personality/history, etc [*+don't you dARE insult HIS FAMILY])*:

Koushiro, trying to not show it CLEARLY hurt or otherwise affecting him: ...

MIMI ('JUST BECAUSE I CHEW KOUSHIRO OUT SOMETIMES DOESN'T MEAN /YOU/ CAN'): ...

JOU ('KOUSHIRO? Theyre bothering /KOUSHIRO/?'): ...

HIKARI ('I'm feeling Extremely Insulted on his behalf' 'oh boy Onii-chan /isn't going to like this/----'): ...

TAKERU, MOUTH TWITCHING ('/Something feels Wrong about this somehow/' '...Am I going to have to /Intervene/ TM?'): ...

SORA ('Koushiro-kun ... NOW I'M /REALLY/ UPSET!!!'): ...

YAMATO, LONG GLANCING ('... I know I've been Not Great TM in the past but this DOES Feel ...Wrong ...'): ...

IORI, Kendo stick out and pOINTED, ('I cAN'T FORGIVE THEM for being cruel towards Koushiro-san!!!'):

Koushiro, starting to notice the mood has changed: (.....Wait what) (IORI-KUN PLEASE PUT THAT AWAY--)

MIYAKO, EXASPERATED LOOK: ('REALLY??? REALLY?!??!?!?!')

KEN, UNNERVINGLY QUIET: ... ... ... ... ...

DAISUKE, /LOOKS AT KEN, /LOOKS IN TAICHI'S DIRECTION: ('TAICHI-SENPAI GIVE THE SIGNAL!!!!!')

TAICHI:

TAICHI:

TAICHI: /WHO DO I HAVE TO PUNCH/

KOUSHIRO, FURIOUSLY TRYING TO SIGNAL: (PLEASE DON'T!!!!)

[izzyizumi]

Meanwhile with Digimon Adventures' Taishiro/KouTai [Taichi x Koushiro]

Taichi, walking in to find Koushiro hunched over, staring at the computer screen:

Taichi: ( Oh ) What's wrong?

Koushiro, giving him a half-desperate Look:

Taichi:

Taichi, sending signals: ( Hey, wanna go out somewhere with me and mess around for a while? )

Koushiro: ( Sounds... Great.... )

Taichi: ( Then we can come back inside and have another video game competition! )

Koushiro, eye twitching:

Taichi, standing there:

Koushiro, mouth curling up:

Taichi: ( He's Gonna Kick My @ss, But I'll Like It )

[izzyizumi]

MIMI TACHIKAWA, DIGIMON ADV 2020 EP 06: "OSHIOKYO~!!!" *SAILOR MOON PHRASING NEAR EXACT*

M E, A SIMPLE DIGIMON ADVENTURE FAN WHO HAS ALSO BEEN A DIEHARD SAILOR MOON FAN SINCE CHILDHOOD, LYING STRAIGHT DOWN ON THE FLOOR:

M E: (' SO WHEN DO I TELL THE FANDOM LITERALLY ALL OF MY FANWORKS WERE PARTIALLY INSPIRED BY RANDOM PARODIES / CROSSOVERS OF SAILOR MOON----- ')

[izzyizumi]

Natsuki Hanae!Taichi: " /k/OUshIRO "

Natsuki Hanae!Taichi: " /k/OUsHIRO "

Natsuki Hanae!Taichi: " /k/OUSHIRO "

Natsuki Hanae!Taichi: " /K/OUSHIRO "

KOUSHIRO IZUMI, PROBABLY:

[izzyizumi]

Me, A Simple Taishiro Fan, on 03/07/20: it wasn't a dream, right ?? ? iT WASN'T A DREAM ????? ????? ????

[izzyizumi]

TAISHIRO FRIENDS ………………………,,,,,,,,,,,, B E S T

@god-fucking-dammit-mizutani

[izzyizumi]

Psychic: *reads my mind*

MY MIND: (DIGIMON) Taishiro tAISHIRO TAISHIRO Taishiro tAISHIRO TAISHIRO Taishiro tAISHIRO TAISHIRO Taishiro tAISHIRO TAISHIRO Taishiro tAISHIRO TAISHIRO Taishiro tAISHIRO TAISHIRO Taishiro tAISHIRO TAISHIRO------------

PSYCHIC: what the

[izzyizumi]

Me, A Simple Taishiro Fan: I am going to bed

Me: I will wake up tomorrow

mE: TAISHIRO INTERACTIONS WILL HAVE NOT BEEN A DREAM

[izzyizumi]

Meanwhile with Digimon Adventures

Yamato Ishida: So, SPACE ------------

Koushiro Izumi, NODDING SAGELY:

Yamato + Koushiro, BABBLING about Space:

Taichi Yagami, BURSTING IN:

TAICHI: HAHAHA Hey you two!!! WHAT R U Talkin aBOUT--

Yama+Kou, GLANCING AT Each Other:

Yama+Kou, GLANCING BACK At Taichi:

YAMA+KOU: * Endless Babbling about S P A C E *

TAICHI:

TAICHI:

TAICHI: YEAH HAHA RIGHT SPACE IS COOL ISN'T IT

YAMA+KOU, NODDING SAGELY:

Taichi, *SCREAMING Internally* because ***Taichi Isnt In the KnowTM ENOUGH TO FOLLOW Taichi's FRIENDS' TECHNO TALK*** Even though, TBH, Space really *IS* SUPER COOL:

[izzyizumi]

CALLOUT POST FOR NESUSHII

@nesushii @nesushii @nesushii

UM EXCUSE ME

UM EXCUSE ME ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

YOU JUST SUDDENLY DROP DIGIMON TAISHIROS ON ME LIKE THIS I

SERIOUSLY MY GOD I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR THAT BUT ALSO OH MY GOD I NEVER EXPECTED THAT AT ALL I ?????????

[izzyizumi]

Meanwhile with Digimon's Taishiro [Taichi x Koushiro]

KOUSHIRO....:

TAICHI:

KOUSHIRO:

TAICHI:

Taichi: What happened???

KOUSHIRO, FURIOUSLY TYPING: I'm trying to find a way to delete people from the internet

Koushiro: while they're still digital might work

TAICHI:

TAICHI: ...../Who do I have to punch/????

Koushiro, POLITE VOICE: Please don't, Taichi-san

Koushiro: As I also would not like you to become violent,

Koushiro: I'd rather delete them first

TAICHI: (* L O N G W H I S T L E *)

Koushiro: /I'm going to achieve this/, you know

TAICHI, VERY INSISTENTLY: I don't doubt you !!!

[izzyizumi]

me: *takes deep breath*

me: I LO-

anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love the Taishiro ship, we get it okay, you love Taishiro, it is the brightest f*cking starshine in your life, you f*cking adore it, yes okay yes, you love Taishiro, HOW many times are we gonna go through this, yOU F*CKING LOVE TAISHIRO

[izzyizumi]

Meanwhile with Digimon's Taishiro (Taichi x Koushiro)

(22 YEAR OLD) Taichi, handling his new SMARTPHONE.....???.....:

(21 YEAR OLD) KOUSHIRO:

Taichi, plugging away at it:

KOUSHIRO: ...

Taichi, turning it about in his hands:

K O U S H I R O:

TAICHI, plugging away at it... again:

KOUSHIRO, PRACTICALLY /V I B R A T I N G/:

TAICHI.... FINALLY LOOKING UP:

KOUSHIRO:

TAICHI:

KOUSHIRO: tAICHI-SAN-----

Taichi, laughing as he hands it over:

TAICHI: (I AM getting better at technology but it was still YOU who had to teach me about computers, wasn't it?!)

KOUSHIRO, PRACTICALLY DIVING INTO THE NEW ... 'SMARTPHONE' THAT IS TOTALLY NOT DIGIMON RELATED:

TAICHI: (.... I LOVE YOU)

[izzyizumi]

Meanwhile w/Digimon Taishiro

Taichi, staring at Koushiro's ... 'shoes'?:

Koushiro:

Taichi:

Koushiro: ('what is he--')

Taichi: ('hE'S WEARING')

Taichi: ('ORANGE') ('SOCKS') ('??')

Koushiro, realizing:

Taichi: ('that match with his')

Taichi: ('ORANGE') ('TIE') ('??')

Koushiro: .. Taichi-san ?

Taichi, mentally sOBBING: (' I LOVE YOU !!!! ')

Koushiro, trying to get Taichi back to normal so Koushiro can get back to work: ('...Maybe this WAS a bit much.')

... also Koushiro: ('...but, he likes it, so ... ....')