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[simmonsized]

Weekend in a hotel for our tenth anniversary!!!! Hell yeah brother!!!!!

[marxstradamus]

Kirk was a real one for this

[solarockk]

more Collector Gem and Fisherman Gem from Dredge

[diamondcitydarlin]

               "I am gonna make you so happy." 🪲🪳

[four-pointed-leaf]

rough night, huh.

[tatoepatoe]

“i know ill see you again. and if fate draws us apart, ill always be in your heart.”

[hammerings]

tfw you’re each others (literal) ride-or-dies ✊

turning these into charms/stickers soon for a limited preorder 💚

[mh2o29]

aight pack it up guys

[zutarawasrobbed]

Zutara fandom in the next 24 hours:

[wwrenwrites]

Raining Men

Y/N: ** watching a Tiktok of the Olympian swimmers **

It’s Raining Men hallelujah it’s raining men-

Jason: That Redhood edit must have been that good for you to play it 6 times in loop

[littleplasticspaceship]

[ghcstao3]

vampire soap who transforms into a bat often for the sole purpose of hitching rides on ghost. he’ll just cling to ghost’s shoulder or hang off his gear or bury himself in a pocket because why should he have to use his legs all the time when this is a significantly better option?

it irritates ghost to no end, at first, but it eventually turns into an option ghost will just offer up like it’s nothing because he gradually starts to like having soap around him like that all the time. plus—his bat form is kinda cute.

(and having a bat on his person often also, of course, adds to his whole mysterious aura. so it’s a win-win, really.)

[perfectlypreservedpie]

Found a bunch of sketchbooks from around 2018-2019 I think? Plus some other art that I never posted back in the day from the same time.

[hipsternumbertwo]

Smosh's New Show BIT CITY Premieres on Aug 23rd

[peachyfnaf]

I've come to make an announcement: Dark Sun the Celestial's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he murdered my fucking wife. That's right, he took his time-stop fucking white dimension out and he murdered my fucking wife, and he said Nexus' ego was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's bullshit," so I'm making a callout post on my Tumblr.com: Dark Sun the Celestial, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.

[Explosion sounds] BOOM. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows- look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He killed my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna kill the Earth. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER FIX-IT FANFICTION PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE ASTRALS! How do you like that, Taurus?! I PISSED ON THE ASTRALS, YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Earth, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[coyoxxtl]

One of the big themes of AC3 is the tragedy of colonialism. You play a native man who is aware of the colonial threats that loom over his people since he was a child, and the actions he takes in game are all in the name of protecting what’s left of his village after an attack that killed many in his community, including his mother. At first they imply that the blame is put on the templar order, because right before Ratonhnhaké:ton came to his village in flames, he was assaulted in a racially charged manor by Charles Lee. For most of Ratonhnhaké:ton’s life, he posited the blame of the attack on his village, and the death of his mother, onto the templars. I mean who can blame him. So this led him to become an assassin, and eventually siding with the patriots because, at the time, it seemed like the best course of action to stop the templar threat.

But later on he learns this isn’t how it went down. Turns out the templars he’s been targeting the whole game didn’t have anything to do with that attack (they absolutely were still a colonial force threatening his people, they just weren’t to blame for the arson) but it was George Washington and the patriots, the people he was aiding. This was during the begrudging partnership between Ratonhnhaké:ton and Haytham, the grandmaster templar, and Haytham was sick of him killing his underlings and being a general problem to him. So he set up this reveal as a sorta “gotcha” in attempts to Finally get his stupid justice loving son on his side and for him to stop throwing wrenches in his plans. This doesn’t go how he expected however, instead Ratonhnhaké:ton is just pissed that Haytham and Washington were just racist white colonists that lied to him to use him for their personal gain. Naturally he tells them both to fuck off and keeps doing him.

Of course, skipping ahead to the end of the game, his village ended up moving from their lands, something Ratonhnhaké:ton had tried to avoid happening this Whole time we were with him. This happens because we know how the story of America goes, the people native to these lands were killed, enslaved, and displaced, and this despicable country kept growing and growing. There was a lot of effort put into stopping it, but it couldn’t be done.

And that’s the core tragedy of AC3 and Ratonhnhaké:ton in general. He couldn’t stop colonialism, he couldn’t stop his people from giving up and moving from their land, he couldn’t stop so many of his own dying in the process, and he couldn’t stop being manipulated by the white men in power that made this a reality. But he knows trying to stop it regardless is the right thing to do. Which is what his epilogue speech was about. Which is why he killed Charles Lee despite learning he wasn’t to blame for his mother’s death. Even if he somewhat knows the bleak future of this reality, that doesn’t stop him from fighting, if anything, it incentivizes him.