#iwtv kink meme

[indelicateink]

(eta: went ahead and made this request with a vampires-are-known universe hays-code-esque porn violations)

okay so Anne Rice’s son Christopher had responded to a tweet at some point in which it was jokingly concluded that lestat would’ve been in porn and lol, that Armand would’ve reported the filming for code violations

which is fucking hilarious, and I, of course, desperately needed to beg for a crack 5+1 of this on the iwtv kink meme, and went over to type that up, but—

BUT GOOGLE WILL NOT TELL ME WHAT CODE VIOLATIONS ON AN ADULT FILM SET ARE. and I get CR was making a joke, but gdi I’d love to read this! we need this for science

the big ones on a film set of that nature are (1) you have to be of age (o b v i o u s l y; doesn’t even need to be in the fic); and (2) at least in Cali as far as I can tell, you have to glove up. (and then state by state, city by city, at least in the US, there are codes about where you can locate your sexually oriented business, what it’s allowed to be, etc). (edit: getting tested is also important, but not the kind of thing that can be visually flagged by armand after a viewing)

that’s it. my google skill may be weak.

beyond that i’m sure there are codes to be followed on any film set, but I can’t find them. (and lbr, it would be more hilarious to have specific porn codes to break.)

I guess he could be breaking the very specific rules a production company privately likes to go by, and somehow armand knows those? or the TOS on the site he cams on?

I throw myself on the mercy of my fellow iwtv tumblees, all in good fun: lestat is out there violating codes in porn and armand is dutifully calling those in one at a time. please help: wtf is the man doing? (that is not super DARK, but IS hilarious.) [ETA: okay, possible solution added at top of post]

(fwiw, imho lestat’s husband louis is fine with the career, is aware armand is gonna armand, and is honestly too busy with his art curation/brokering/etc career to give more than a passing interest to these shenanigans, and is happy to watch the final products of an evening with his boo)

if I have to make this alternate universe/scifi/fantasy I will, but irl is possibly funnier. please help me perv. for science. and the reading pleasure of the greater community.

[gremlinsminion]

[pynkhues]

please please please don’t be sorry! i will happily wait as long as it takes - i have no doubt that the wait will be more than worth it ❤️

Thank you, anon! 💖💖

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV Musings - LDPDL & Nosferatu 2024 (Pt10b: Bloody Appetites)

IMO the IWTV/TVC fandom underestimates how dang BLOODY vampire sex can be. In Anne Rice's books, drinking blood is the most intensely intimate & erotic act vampires can perform. But there's a real disparity between TVC/IWTV show-onlies, and fans expecting more gothic horror themes & tropes in the show and/or fics--inc. the inherently erotic nature of a vampire's bite both in AND out of sexual acts. And watching Nosferatu 2024 only confirmed for me that AMC's IWTV & its fandom really sanitizes vampire biology.

(I've already discussed my thoughts on Claudeleine's convo about blood.)

Bloody Bodily Fluids

Anne Rice's vampires are like ticks, bloated with blood--they cry, spit, sweat blood, and if AR's vamps could've had sex in the books, yes their nightly emissions would be bloody too. But AMC dances around it, and the show-only fans have no idea cuz the show's too PG about gay sex.

Like, people laugh at Lestat earning his red wings by drinking period blood in Memnoch (as if that's something a vampire wouldn't do--let alone the wildest thing Lestat has done, which, chile....)

I've seen polls ask whether or not all a vampire's bodily fluids are bloody, and what kinds of blood they drink, and the results are always fascinating (x x x x x x x x x x x)

And let's not forget the TikTok meme

I've read 1000+ IWTV/TVC fics, but can barely list on 2 hands the fics that made a point to emphasize bloody bodily fluids (sweat/saliva/ejaculate/etc)

There's even tags for Blood Kink and Blood as Lube in Rated M-E fics, as if BLOOD is a warning the VAMPIRE fandom needs, and is not something natural to The Nature of being a bloodsucking vampire having sex (which tends to involve a copious exchange of bodily fluids)

And it's not just sex this show/fandom's oddly squeamish about. AMC!IWTV frustratingly censored/obfuscated/ignored/outright effed up important parts of AR's vamp biology. Setting aside the ridiculous amount of alcohol & cigarettes & whatnot we see them with, I've said before how I don't like Louis' bodily death in 1x2, cuz AMC ignored how AR's vamps expel ALL their bodily fluids & waste--poop & pee included. It's a literal MESS, and the scene made no frikkin sense; they just skipped right over it; Lou pukes a bit and he's fine??? As if.

Cuz for AR, the birth of a vampire resembles the birth of a child. Ask anyone who's given birth before: if you didn't handle your business beforehand, you'll piss & crap the delivery bed with all that pushing; it's NOT always clean & pristine like they show on tv. 😅

But wtvr. It just really bothers me how vampires are physically humanized/sanitized way too much in this show/fandom.

Blood is Life: "You Made Your Maker"

In Nos2024, appetite & love & psycho-sexual obsession & hate & life & death are all rolled into one; where Ellen's never been happier holding hands with Death--Orllen literally f**k e/o to death. Their marriage bed is a slaughter--the sheets are SOAKED in a puddle.

Sure, we can assume that's all Ellen's blood Orlok cried & puked up as he died--he's shriveled & empty without her blood. BUT! It also looks like Ellen had a fatal hemorrhage--like childbirth/miscarriage/stillbirth. Even the way Ellen cradles Orlok reminds me of a mother cradling a child--esp. with how much Orlok kept nursing from her boobs (& Thomas' pecs), like a breastfeeding child.

Instead of blood-drinking & bodily fluid swapping being a cyclical exchange that creates new "life" for the undead (Ellen becoming a vamp), Orllen both die--the mother and the child together; breaking the vampiric cycle.

With Loustat, the vampiric cycle plays out fully, with Lestat as the "father or further of a new order of beings," and Louis as Lestat's completely reborn vampire child/fledgling (also in Nosferatu 1979, with Jonathan Harker/Thomas Hutter--the 1992 Dracula has vamp Mina Harker, too; and League of Extraordinary Gentlemen goes the distance & keeps Mina a vamp).

And during sex, which is a bloody friggin mess where Louis' laying in a puddle of blood, covered in oozing love bites & bloody ejaculates, Lestat emerging from Louis' body would look like the blood-covered child LOUIS birthed. And that reminds me of a Loustat fic by @vulcanvampyr that uses kinda similar imagery:

another year (or: this, here, a reason) (6427 words) by vulcanvampyr

"You made your Maker;" with Louis drawing Lestat's blood, as Lestat creates pleasure in Louis' stomach/core/womb/etc--the place where Les' blood sits in Lou's body (his arterial Lou drinks, & his bloody ejaculate when Les climaxes). The vampiric cycle keeps cycling, where through sex & blood Loustat makes e/o again & again.

Love Bites - Little Death, Little Drink

Speaking of oozing love bites, that brings me to my final point. There's the Actual Death vampires experience when they're Turned, and then there's the Little Death (petite mort), the swooning fit of a sexual climax paralleled with the Little Drink of a vampire bite.

Blood is Life--and from the POV of Lestat/Orlock/Dracula, it's the blood of Louis/Ellen/Mina that is life. The best crack, the finest wine, the tastiest meat. Louis can deny himself all he wants--LESTAT clearly doesn't. Horndog AMC!Loustat isn't Bed Death book!film!Loustat; AR No Homo'd as much as possible cuz of censorship. Even in AR's drafts Loustat never used the Little Drink on e/o, which is WILD. book!Les STARVED for Lou's blood for 200 years.

Clearly, AMC!Loustat feeds off e/o, esp. during sex. They're bloody. BUT! Other than Loustat's Little Drink in 1x1, and Loumand's in 1x5, we only see vamps bite e/o during fights (the 1x5 fight & 1x6 hate sex). 😔 It was a cute nod to have Loustat banging on blood red sheets in 1x6, but IMO Lou shoulda been covered in love bites. 😩

As Louis' depression worsened, & he disassociated & distanced himself even more, you think Lestat WOULDN'T bite him to get that connection back? 🤨 Even Claudia bit Lou to get his attention in 1x7.

So I prefer how Nos24 portrayed vampiric sex. Orlok BITES, right over the heart. Sloppy & slovenly, slobbering like an animal (a wolf), he is Appetite--raw hunger, thirst, etc. Blood is a drug for him, esp. Ellen's blood, which turns him on to the point of distraction and the obliteration of all reason--he doesn't even care that the sun's coming and is about to roast him alive. He just keeps drinking Ellen's blood. Her BLOOD is his greatest weakness, not even the sun.

Even Ellen's scent (lilacs) has Orloc reeling like a dope fiend strung out on that black tar heroin.

I've always had doubts about Loumand's blood-drinking scene in 1x5, but IF Louis really was drinking Armand's blood (and not just faking it), they were literally banging in front of Daniel's salad. 🍆

TL;DR: MORE BLOOD, PLEASE 🙏

So yeah, for vampires, Blood IS their whole Life. And I'm just sad that we've lost so much of that in AMC's sanitized vampire fandom--the most we see of blood is when vamps are being violent & killing; rarely when when they're being loving, and it's a real shame, IMO.

[obsessioncollector]

tagged in this lil question thing by @hauntedwoman ❤️❤️❤️ hiii

last song: like a prayer by madonna...

last book: Quarterlife by devika rege; currently reading Odessa Stories by isaac babel (trans. boris dralyuk)

last movie: disney frozen dubbed in french last night w my friend LOL... when we were in québec we heard one of the songs playing in french in a store so she was determined to watch the whole thing in french even though she does not know french.

last show: iwtv probably... i am not a casual tv viewer

last thing i looked up: "if trotsky had whatsapp" but there were no good results. someone make a funny meme of that concept please

sweet/savory/spicy: recently i have been v into veggie sticks (like the potato chip alternative thing) but also valentine's day candy

relationship status: looking for mutual all-consuming obsession and sadomasochism but have not been successful. the kink scene sucks for finding romance but i fear im too abnormal for normal dating apps or whatever

looking forward to: baby's first ESL class tomorrow!

current obsessions: iwtv, my cat, getting mad at people posting about freud without having read him, bisexual men (actually this is an eternal obsession), eusexua, soho rezanejad

tagging: @rosebriding @divorceblogger @mstepenwolf @psychopompian @veilguards @tigersbride but no pressure of course!

[indelicateink]

people. the Interview with the Vampire anonymous kink meme has busted through into the triple digits with requests! aaaaaaa!!!!

summing up the smorgasbord of kinks & themes & tropes we are currently playing with (eta: to be clear, kink and/or sex is not necessary in requests! all prompts are very welcome. this is only a list of some of the ideas going on...which you should definitely add to, raunchy or not):

loustat corset/restricted breathing kink | loumand public sex | loustat monsterfucking | loumand BDSM including impact play, pain play, spanking, more | loustat biological imperative and consensual non-con | magnus/lestat non-con, harem | louis/omcs & armand/omcs non-con creampie, felching | claudeleine face sitting, squirting, semi-public sex | louis/armand&lestat&daniel camgirl | loumandstat double penetration | loumand BDSM, switching roles | armandaniel puppy play | armand/daniel/louis roleplay | dreamstat/louis bath house/public sex | loustat crossdressing | lesmand BDSM | lestat/nicky&armand&others compulsion, breeding, creampie, mpreg | louis/dreamstat erotophonophilia | lesmand hatesex | marius/daniel non-con touching | louis/daniel foot fetish | loumand + rose toy | loustat werewolf sex | loumand dub-con mind control | loustat sex while trapped | marius/armand/lestat embarrassment during sex | claudeleine voyeurism | armandaniel master/pet | loustat sex in tight spaces/accidental stimulation | loustat & magnus/lestat cuckolding | santiago/armand humiliation | loustat/omc dub-con mind control sex including spitroasting | santiago/armand + TdV polycule | armandaniel dub-con BDSM including humiliation, impact play, more | loustat forced orgasm | dreamstat/louis rape fantasy | loustat subspace, cockwarming | loustat pregnancy kink | loustat armandaniel claudeline lesmand forced orgasm, hypnotism, somnophilia | loumand storytelling & masturbation | loustat consensual somnophilia | magnus/lestat sadism, non-con | loustat consenusal non-con, aphrodisiac, exhibitionism | loustat impact play, injury, wounds as tropies | loustat orgasm denial | armandaniel marius/armand mpreg & infidelity

other acts and flavors in the mix: hurt/comfort, threesome, cunnilingus, rimming, intercrural sex, promiscuity, grief, being closeted, sex work, power imbalance, forbidden love, intimacy, awkward crushes, jealousy, incoherence due to pleasure, shame, whump, dead dove, cheating, drunk sex, first time, dream sex, negotiated sex, accidental bonding, drugged sex, outing, possessive behavior, sugar daddy

the list of requests has the full prompts

feeling inspired? fill a prompt or make a request (to request, be signed in to AO3 [it's still anon] by clicking on the prompt form button on the left-side menu)

writing takes time--we have two fills so far this week with the influx of prompts, and a few people have made some pending claims

one million million thank yous to @vampire-dove for maintaining this anon kink meme for us.

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

is there a iwtv kink meme out there cause i am not a writer whatsoever but i sure am an idea guy

yes!!! it’s here!!!

[alleyskywalker]

You reblogged that Choose Violence Ask Game a while ago - I don't know if you're still open for anon asks (ignore this if not). But if you are - what's your IWTV answer for 'you can't understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)'

I am always open to asks/prompts, especially for memes I've reblogged! Though, lol, this is definitely a dangerous questions in the IWTV fandom. I can actually usually empathize/intellectually imagine why people might like something, even if I absolutely cannot relate at all. (Like I have a NOTP in this fandom...absolutely cannot see the appeal, especially in a specific variant of it, but am willing to guess it's a kink/squick difference.) IWTV also does no seem to suffer as a fandom too much from the kind of AUs I tend to find baffling (very banal modern AUs like flower/coffee shop or human/no-magic or powers AUs). I can't even say I don't understand why people "like" to assume the absolute worst of Armand or pretend like Loumand never loved each other, etc dumb takes, because I do know why. It's the good old ship wars...

But I guess a thing that baffles me a lot is the popularity of 2022 show!Daniel? Just as a character, crusty old white guy Dan is so....annoying? I know they tried to give him some depth with the divorce backstories and angst over his troubles with his kids or whatever, and yea this is the "they all kinda suck" show but just agh. And the way people just think we should be adopting all of his opinions as definitely true as though he doesn't have huge and obvious biases (some of them...kind racist) is weird to me. Like I know he's positioned narrative-wise in a way that an audience surrogate or an authorial mouthpiece might be, but ehhh. That does not sit well with me. And it's not that I don't get enjoying him as a character, to be clear - all these characters are shitty in their own ways and have some huge flaws - but I just didn't expect this guy to get this kind of popularity and valorization.

[armandlovesgirlcock]

WIPs Meme

Rules: Make a new post with the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous and tag other people. People can ask about the title(s) that most intrigues them !

@4th-make-quail tagged me!!

Unlike Quail i am Not Organised, i have no naming conventions and all of my wips are scattered randomly in my google docs skjksjdk so i will simply list them in order that they appear

these are all iwtv fics (+ the idea list which is exactly what it sounds like) and i would love to yap about any of them

rpf is fine

Tie Me to the Altar

Game Night

tboy daniel

mommy kink lesgabrielle but with SURPRISE SAUCE

Trans Lestat 2 electric boogaloo

the idea list

Tagging people who should do this! @queer-crusader @androidbrittaperry @faggyhatemachine @sheherlestat @loumandanstat and also @ literally anyone who wants to do this and you are legally required to tag me in it :)

[shavirlight]

Current wips if anyone is curious:

Louis/Lestat right after the chess game in s01e06

Louis/Lestat morally dubious feeding during season 1, for the iwtv kink meme

Louis/Dreamstat dubcon/noncon, also for the iwtv kink meme

Been in a real dark/depressing Loustat mood apparently... anyway I can't wait for season 3 to come out so I can write some Nicki/Lestat too, my original otp from when I was 14 🥲 I'm sure those fics won't be dark or depressing at all

[bandedbulbussnarfblat]

so once upon a time i tried to make a prompt/kink meme for IwtV, but I did it on livejournal bc I'm old and didn't realize you can do that sort of thing on ao3 (ao3 really is a great site)

now I'm thinking of trying again on ao3. there isn't one yet (for the show at least, I didn't look for the books)

idk if anyone would be interested, but I'm thinking of doing it

[volkswagonblues]

Crazy there's no IWTV kink meme because this fandoms horniness is off the charts

petition

we need to bring back anon kink memes in a big way. no one is horny enough anymore. the other night i found a fic on an old kink meme from 2009 that was so well-written and also so raunchy and foul (affectionate) it could have stripped paint off my car. there is something about truly unapologetic filth that can be transcendent and tender and marrow deep and maybe if we all leaned into being anonymous depraved little weirdos again we'd learn how to have more fun.

[armandcock]

okay squad which fic should i write next for the iwtv kink meme on ao3

[indelicateink]

you guys. the kink meme has ex plo ded. there are now EIGHTY-FIVE PROMPTS.

so it’s come to the point i can’t even list all the updates, but: I can list some stats.

NOTE: these are not representative of fandom lusts, but are instead representation of requests from PARTICIPANTS. please come put your favs in Situations. how to play:

log in to AO3. go here. on the left-side menu, you’ll see the “prompt form” button. click it, and you’ll be presented the beautiful page where you can anonymously unleash your naked id your wish for your OTP. thank you again to @vampire-dove for this kink meme!!

current most-requested: loustat at 31 requests

current village bicycle: armand paired with someone, at TWELVE! different! pairing! requests! for 36 requests total

second-most pairings: louis de pointe du lac (8 configurations at a total of SIXTY-SEVEN requests for Situations; those taking part currently lust after the people’s princess)

less-slutty-than-anticipated: lestat de lioncourt (7 pairing configurations at a total of 39 requests)

again: this is only representative of the current participants’ desires. do you desire? go play.

CURRENT REQUESTS STATS FOR THE IWTV KINK MEME, as of 24 July 2024:

name/name written in alphabetical order, not top/bottom-etc form. i’ve included a couple 0’s whose absence blew my mind

31 requests: Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac

14 requests: Daniel Molloy/Louis de Pointe du Lac

11 requests: Armand/Louis de Pointe du Lac

8 requests: Armand/Daniel Molloy

5 requests: Armand/Daniel Molloy/Louis de Pointe du Lac

4 requests: Claudia/Madeleine

4 requests: Armand/Lestat de Lioncourt

2 requests: Louis de Pointe du Lac/Rashid

2 requests: Louis de Pointe du Lac/those 100s of San Francisco guys

1 request: Armand/Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac

1 request: Armand/Daniel Molloy/Lestat de Lioncourt/Louis de Pointe du Lac

1 request: Daniel Molloy/Marius de Romanus

1 request: Armand/Lestat de Lioncourt/Marius de Romanus

1 request: Armand/Rashid

1 request: Armand/Santiago

1 request: Armand/Damek

1 request: Armand/Louis’s 100s of San Francisco guys

1 request: Lestat de Lioncourt/Nicki de Lenfent

0 requests: Armand/Marius de Romanus (note: as a solo pairing. they are represented elsewhere)

0 requests: Lestat de Lioncourt/Magnus

is your lust unrepresented? are you surprised by a lack of a particular pairing? go forth and ask, or go forth and fill these delicious proto-dreams. writing takes time: so far we have 1 claim/fill and 1 claim.

[vampire-dove]

Hi I hope I'm not bothering you. So I fulfilled a prompt on AO3. The prompt is anonymous which automatically puts it under anonymous automatically which I don't want it to be. Please help😅

If you need/want a fic taken off anon, please let me know the name of the fic as well as the authors name and I'll take it off anon.

[billy-royalton]

i have less than a hundred pages left of atlantis but also i started tva on audiobook again but also i have a fic to read but also i have my secret santa fic to finish but also i started writing another fic for the iwtv kink meme what is wrong with me