#ivan bsd

[definetelynotavampire]

Based on the he's unaware thing :D

[doctorforks]

ivan tampons

[perhapsatextback]

there’s a small version of fyodor walking around. mostly messing with things.

- @tiny-dostoy

"Manger? Is that you?"

*Ivan kneels down and looks at him.*

[atsuberry]

🍰 ˚₊‧꒰ა my faves as your roommate ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

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fc: atsushi nakajima, akutagawa ryuunosuke, louisa may alcott, HP lovecraft, ivan goncharov, sigma, fyodor dostoevsky

cw: college au, ooc charas, pure fluff, g/n reader, reader is lowk awkward, mentions of overdose

a/n: wow.. first post (GEULPP) I'm nervous, I hope you guys enjoy this though!! <33

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♯ 🍓┆Atsushi Nakajima .ᐟ

The sweetest roommate EVER.

You have a buttload of assignments? He'll help you! You made a mess? He'll clean it for you! You're sick? He'll take care of you.

He's genuinely so nice it makes you tear up a bit..

Always trying to find a way to find a conversation with you, oh you like working out? That's crazy because he suddenly has a membership card a few days later!.. you like anime? His favorite is the same as yours!

Shares the most concerning stories about his past and brushes it off as nothing..

And then you just stare at him dumbfounded.

Gifts you stuff as his apologies! Mostly stationery stuff, or stuff that you like.

♯ 🍮┆Akutagawa Ryūnosuke .ᐟ

Never interacts with you.

Never.

Only talks to you when he needs something

That doesn't go the same for you though, you lost your keys? That's on you.

He's a light sleeper, so if you're cramming your studies in the middle of the night making a bunch of unnecessary noise, he's wide awake.

He really needs his sleep.

Only stays on his side of the dorm, if he dropped something that somehow rolled over to your side, he'll ask you to fetch it for him. (Who does he think he is)

If you're a quiet person, he'll probably tolerate you.

♯ 🥨┆Louisa May Alcott .ᐟ

Was scared of the idea of sharing a dorm at first,

Eventually you grew onto her, but it took like A LOT of time

Sometimes, you'd see her pass out on her desk while she's studying

So you cover her up with a blanket..! (this became a frequent thing)

Louisa always notices the blanket as soon as she wakes up and feels sheepish about it,

You assure her it's fine! But you're still concerned about the fact she just LITERALLY passed out.

Sometimes asks for you to leave the dorm whenever she's doing her assignments,

And you're like, huh???..???

You shrug it off anyways.

You invite her whenever you're going out!

♯ 🥧┆H.P Lovecraft .ᐟ

He's literally non-existent

Never talks to you, only talks when you start up a conversation with him first.

He's genuinely terrifying

His side of the dorm is practically empty, he sleeps on one pillow.

He genuinely does not gaf

Whenever you're going out, he'll sometimes sleep on your bed to see if your bed is more comfortable than his.

(it is!)

Overall, he's just there, doesn't really do anything.

♯ 🥞┆Ivan Goncharov .ᐟ

High-key low-key a neat freak

He mentally disturbs you sometimes due to how unpredictable his emotions are, since he's constantly happy all the time.

Usually talks about Dostoevsky to you.

Lets you wrap his head with bandages if he's feeling lazy, but he's like, VERY detailed on how he wants it to be wrapped.

If you're a messy person then he's gonna be a real pain in the ass

If the two of you were to share a bathroom, literally the whole bathroom would be filled with shampoo bottles or whatever thingamajigs he has.

Whenever you're going out, he ALWAYS asks you to run an errand for him.

“while you're on the way, can you buy me..”

You're his errand person.

♯ 🍪┆Sigma .ᐟ

A chill roommate

His hair does concern you.. like, what even is that?? A Christmas tree??..??

It does feel nice to braid it though, the white and purple strands go well with each other when it's tangled up.

Never lets you cook, like no trust at all

Insists that y'all should just get take out instead,

Rude, but oh whatever..

Do you think he's the type of guy to show you funny videos of animals

Idk man...

♯ 🥯┆Fyodor Dostoevsky .ᐟ

His appearance genuinely concerns you,

He definitely has a shrimp posture when he's sitting.

Definitely stays up until 6 in the morning.

Only drinks like coffee for the whole day,

You try to pursue him into eating more, but he declines everytime.

However if he WERE to sleep, he'd definitely talk during his prayer before going to sleep.

(his prayer would be 10 minutes long)

One time, you caught him drinking a pill in the middle of the night thinking he was overdosing,

Turns out he had just forgotten to take his iron supplements.. whoops.

Impossible to sleep around him, his screen is always blaring a bright screen on his computer. (Unless you somehow manage to sleep around that.)

[drakizeisig]

[dxv3y]

🩹🧠

[duckduckgoose-exe]

’it’s Dazai month’

fuck that bitch its IVAN MONTH TOO

[aven-is-gay]

IVAN !!! this is the caipihrina dance thingy 🩷

[nirhia]

Cooking competition in the doa!

[lesyadostoevskaya]

— ivan goncharov manga panel coloring !!

[crunchless]

DROP AN IVAN GONCHAROV DRAWING!!! AND MY LIFE. IS YOURS!!!!!!

Your life. Hand it over

[your-fav-got-lobotomized]

canon lobotomy alert!! Ivan Goncharov from bsd

Ivan Goncharov from BUNGO STRAY DOGS got LOBOTOMIZED

can someone get that rat out hes messing with my procedure

[doctorforks]

no bush

[perhapsatextback]

"My fans that follow me on TikTok want to see me dance/perform to this song called Poppippo? Apparently it's a song about vegetable juice."

"Why would my fans want to see this?"

[odyooles]

happy valentine's day!

i hope you like rarepairs :)

[truly-a-snitch]

hello pookie you got any sfw but EVIL!ivan/EVILER!reader headcanons

groovemeister what is UP here are my evil yaoi headcanons for u. anyway i keep forgetting 2 do requests so if the formatting is weird dw abt it. if it isnt evil enough lmk ill go add in more evil stuff

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Evil Yaoi

evil power couple tbh. like bonnie and clyde but better

couples who kill together stay together 💜 or however the saying goes 💜

sorry this is unrelated but killing ppl together and ivan gets blood in his hair and u help him wash it out. domestic evil gays ily

ANYWAY you probably work closely with the doa. i cant really see you being PART of it cus fyodors a stinker who only wanted 5 ppl in it but you work with the doa towards whatever Evil Nefarious End you seek

(ruin of souls, collapse of global economy, killing all billionaires, etc etc)

and while ivan is devoted to fyodor (the whole yk. scrambling his brain thing.) hes devotedER to u because i feel it in my soul that man is a hopeless romantic

also i think ivan is a sappy traditionalist. probably kisses the back of ur hand. maybe pulls a gomez and kisses up ur arm if ur into that

hes so puppy love to me which is funny considering the Horrors.

your dates 95% of the time consist of plotting how to kill people. the other 5% is snack break

you and ivan have a tradition of bringing back trophies/'souvenirs' from missions and outings :3