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the holy grail types of fanfic

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i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

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grr i hate this guy *draws him every day for no reason* omg i love this guy *draws him once every two months*

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fun thing about herding and/or generally neurotic breeds: they are really good at following rules you have instituted, but they will also make their own Dog Rules they will follow stringently whether or not you like it

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fanfic authors b like ‘haha this chapter got a little out of hand it’s a little longer like 60k words’

babes that’s a novel. you wrote a novel.

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"no added msg" to be honest it could use some msg

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I don't need someone to match my freak; I need someone to complement my freak. Accentuate and accent my freak. Plus, we gotta diversify our freak portfolio here -- combine our efforts to cover the greatest amount of freakage instead of seeking freak redundancy.

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Dearest Father Strange,

I would like to place a request to inherit specifically the west wing bathroom on the third floor of the estate.

After thorough investigation I have come to the conclusion that the latrines there have the smoothest and coldest surface for my buttocks, and no other room in the house would compare.

Sincerely sore,

Mx. Cashew Strange, bastard child from the House of Æons

P.S. This is my last carrier pigeon, and I would be most entirely grateful if she would be properly prepared to voyage the harsh weather backcountry. Perchance.

hello father strange i am deeply ill and i would like to bequeath unto you my estate in the event of my passing how does that sound

Ok sound good :)

I pinky promise not to sell your bones on the internet

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i write for myself not for comments but dear god getting comments does so remind me of the joy of writing and sharing something

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Need this reblogged constantly.

~~Let me have my non-binary smut and eat it too, god damn it.~~

if it's good enough for you, then it deserves to be made. don't let anyone else decide if your story is worth it or not.

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Me at 14 and me at 22 are having a bonding moment

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you know a fic is good when it has this