#itty bitty lady

[tabzy18]

[arl1n-e]

More Zoe art pls 🙏

I'm starving 😔

I gotchu👀

Zoe doodles

[juicyspacesecrets]

Something something the festive cheer something

[havenotwillnotreadthebooks]

Ok but wouldn’t it be funny if

Arwen, newly arrived in Valinor after faking her and Aragorn’s death and squirreling themselves away on a ship: of course i have proof i am who i say i am! I know the family technique.

Arwen, making the rivers jump to her command via a Song of Power: see? I am clearly Elrond Peredhel’s daughter and of Luthien’s line.

Arafinwe, who damn well knows Maglor used that technique against rebellious baby cousins and various unfortunate Silmaril-thieving kin: oh you are definitely Elrond’s

[herd-reject-arts]

Pulled from videos I put on my Instagram, but they're better together.

Went to clean my car and found I had a stowaway. Little dude was hiding under my passenger seat and would have almost certainly gotten vacuumed up if it had not come out swinging (I think. I don't know mantid behavior too well, but it was jabbing with its foremost legs, so that seems like an attack to me).

I was able to get the mantis onto a Gatorade bottle and out of my way while I cleaned. I was hoping it would leave in the meantime so I didn't have to deal with a tiny animal who was probably just as confused as I was on how it got there. But nope! Dude stuck around and listened to the honky tonk music the car wash was playing, or at least it seemed to be listening based on how it was swaying (note: I'm joking. I'm pretty sure it didn't care about the music. I just kept making comments to it about dancing to the tunes).

In the end, it hopped off the bottle (only after I moved it to the trash can, though I wasn't going to throw it away if it hadn't jumped off) and I got a really cool video of a praying mantis jumping.

And the frame-by-frame of that jump, because why not.

[starryluminary]

“John decided I didn’t have to die over an honest mistake” WHAT.

[darkopsiian]

an arrangement of oc doodles from today

[miz-chase]

Consider: Bones Edwardian Country / Anne of Green Gables AU

Miss Brennan the teacher moves to town and clashes with the handyman who helps around town. Booth’s a recovering soldier off in the country to get his head straight, doing odd jobs and generally endearing himself to all the old ladies around town. Meanwhile the new school teacher is a prickly woman from some distant city, a professors daughter who was destined for greatness until she was left orphaned, so unconnected a country school will have to do.

When Brennan inevitably makes a social misstep and ends up alienating herself, he tries to step in and just makes everything worse. They bicker every morning when he comes to deliver firewood to the schoolhouse, and maybe he starts bringing her lunch because she always forgets. When a freak snowstorm strands her and the students in the schoolhouse, he comes alone with a sledge of firewood and fusses all over here.

They establish a rapport. He helps her around the schoolhouse and is especially good with difficult and younger students. She visits at Pops’ cottage for dinners, laughing at stories of child-Booth and reading aloud to the gentlemen from her vast library. After a tipple or two of cordial, she breaks out the Ovid and she and Pops compete over finding things that make Booth blush most.

But at any moment, if you’d asked her, Brennan would insist she would do anything to leave the countryside, anything to return to the University.

Then trouble comes to town.

Dr. Michael Stires once courted Miss Brennan, but that was long ago. As soon as the disgraceful news of her father and brother reached his ears, he broke off his connections with the budding young lady who made such an excellent assistant in his studies.

After a reasonable amount of time, and a slew of regrettably unsuitable new assistants, Dr. Stires sought out Miss Brennan in her …quaint situation.

She is immediately attached to him anywhere he goes about the small town. She doesn’t hear the older ladies tut and gossip, but Booth certainly does. She’s always laughing, clinging to the arm of this new man, suddenly quite too busy to spare Booth her time.

As soon as a replacement teacher is found, Miss Brennan is gone with barely a goodbye. She speaks only with Dr. Stires, chatting animatedly about anatomy, viscera, death, and other such things Booth already had his fill of from war. Before Stires leaves, though, he puts about gossip about the Brennan family’s criminal malfeasances, salting the earth and burning any bridge left in her wake.

It is only once they settle back to the University quarter in the city that Brennan realizes the trap she’s set into. Stires had no romantic nor nuptial interest in her. Her family were criminals, she a disgrace by extension. No, it would be better for her to be his mistress. Then she could work as his assistant and learn alongside his students.

For a time, even she thinks it is a good idea. But it hurts, though she cannot say why. she misses the country air, and cannot help but picture a certain fine face, grinning in the sun.

She almost imagines she spots his face in the crowd one day, bumping into a gentleman in fine military braid. And lo, it turns out he is also a Mister Booth, brother to her once-companion. He listens to her story and promises to rescue her into safer hands. Little did she know, he was just as much a cad as Stires.

Fortunately for her, Jared Booth is also a braggart. He can’t help himself but to write a letter of his conquest of his brother’s fair acquaintance.

With worried thoughts of his brother’s notorious impropriety and his once-companion’s fickle interest, Seeley Booth sets off for the city.

[nulltune]

❛   ...   ❜       straightening up an already perfect posture in attempt to boost her 160 centimeters of height.

[gh0ulsh4rk]

oh to be a small cat fascinated by an ominous glowing red light

[merely-a-player]

there is a list in the notesapp now of itty bitty rotpl fics to write so now i can start working on that god BLESS

[vhstape]

just woke up from a beautiful dream where i was holding a teeny tiny little puppy that loved me so much it cried if i was too far away from it so i just had to carry it around and let it sleep on my chest. and then i woke up and there was no puppy im gonna kms

[whimsicalwhespir]

Some funny fellas!!!!

[odysseys-blood]

SABER SO HUNGRY.....

[fire-type-problems]

I HAVE POLLS. Exciting development!

I will tell you the right answer when it closes.

[tunashei]

POV there cat on lap