#its wednesday 😐

[wynsvre]

snoopy with a beer and a joint cause he deserves it

please check out my snoopy fundraiser for the pcrf! slots are still open!!

[florida3exclamationpoints]

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[achromatophoric]

Wenclairtober 2024, Day 27 - S2 Prediction

Deep in the Morning Song compound, Bianca waits in her bare cell of a room. She struggles with the solid metal collar that replaced her amulet, trying and failing again to pick its lock.

Bianca: *mutter* Damnit. It looks so easy whenever Addams—

Bianca looks up sharply as the lone door’s handle rattles and begins to turn. She quickly drops her makeshift picks behind her mattress and reaches for the stolen letter opener beneath her pillow.

Bianca: I already told you bastards, I’m not help—

Wednesday: Bastards? *enters room* I see captivity has dulled what little creative wit you possessed, Barclay.

Bianca: *shocked* Addams? What are you—

Enid: *peeks in* We are here to like—break you out. Duh!

Bianca sits stunned, still processing as Enid ducks out again to stand watch. Wednesday strides over with lock picks ready. Bianca only snaps out of her shock when her collar releases with an insulting ease.

Wednesday: Judging from the scratches, you weren’t paying attention during our lessons.

Bianca: Oh screw you, Addams. You try picking it when it’s on your neck and you can’t even see the thing.

Wednesday: *scoffs* I’ve been picking locks bound and blindfolded since I was four.

Bianca: Well pardon me, not all of us are—

Gideon: *steps into room* Ladies, please. We have to go before Gabrielle figures out I was lying.

Bianca: YOU! I’m going to KILL you!

Bianca leaps for Gideon, teeth bared and letter opener raised high. She’s stopped as Wednesday grabs her arm and redirects her momentum into a wall.

Gideon: *nervously backs up*

Wednesday: *pinning Bianca* While I normally wouldn’t stand in the way of a good bloody vengeance, now is not the time.

Bianca: *struggles* What the f— That’s my asshole step-father, Gideon! Prophet of Morning Song! Their goddamn LEADER!!

Enid: *peeks in again* Don’t worry! He’s totes on our side now. Turns out your psychobitch mom is actually the Big Bad. She’s been manipulating and gaslighting this schmuck since day one.

Enid ducks out again, leaving Bianca to her second bout of shock.

Bianca: … whut?

Gideon: *apologetic* Yes, well, your friend is correct. I owe you more of an explanation when there is time, but for now let me say how sorry I am. For everything.

Wednesday: *releases Bianca* Speaking of time, stop wasting it.

Bianca eyes Gideon for a long, wary moment, then finally relaxes. She lowers her letter opener.

Bianca: Fine. Later then.

The three quickly file out of the room to join Enid in the hallway. Together they begin their escape.

Enid: *whispers to Bianca* He’s gay, by the way.

Bianca: Huh?

Enid: Your step-dad. It’s how your mom first started blackmailing him. And did you know Morning Song was originally a boy band?

Bianca: You’ve gotta be— *stumbles* —shit!

Wednesday: *hisses* Quiet, Barclay. And Enid, do refrain from blowing Bianca’s mind until we are out of danger.

Enid: *winces* Oops. My bad.

After another tense minute of focused sneaking, Bianca moves up next to Wednesday.

Bianca: Addams, I have to know.

Wednesday: You, lacking knowledge? Shocking.

Bianca: Bitch, seriously. Why are you helping me. We’re not even friends, right?

Wednesday shoots Bianca a thoughtful side-glance before returning her gaze forward.

Wednesday: Of course we aren’t. And the reason should be obvious.

Bianca: *impatiently* And?

Wednesday: *matter-of-factly* No Addams born would ever miss the opportunity to turn a prophet.

Bianca: 😧

Bianca: 😐

Bianca: 🤬

[bones4thecats]

how do you think the vice housewardens would react to a kuudere mc who's ticklish? sorry if you don't accept these asks! its just cute to me

The Vice Having A Ticklish-Kuudere S/O

Characters: Trey Clover, Jade Leech, and Rook Hunt Requester: 😐Anon A/N: Hello there! I'm gonna nickname you 😐Anon. Idk why, I just want too. Anyways. I decided to just do the characters listed above because of my character limit! Enjoy though!! ⚠️ Spoilers/Trigger Warnings for: Nothing just pure fluff ⚠️

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╚═════ Trey Clover ═════════════════════════════╝

🧁 Trey helped raise his two younger siblings a lot growing up, and they loved to tickle his sides and neck as they aged

🧁 The first time you met your boyfriend, he was surprised to see just how stoic you were. Even when Riddle overblotted and posed a massive threat to all that stood in his path, you fought alongside the others with the bravery of a warrior

🧁 He never believed you were emotionless, rather that you preferred to not show it. Most beastmen in the dorm did the same, seeing emotions as a sign of vulnerability

🧁 One day, Trey asked if you wanted to help bake with him, so when you came into Heartslabyul's kitchen with your personalized apron and he handed you a recipe paper and asked if you could grab the ingredients from the fridge

🧁 As the time passed, you began to mix the eggs, flour, milk, and more together to make the multiple different desserts for the following morning's unbirthday party

🧁 Trey looked over at you and smiled gently, he loved to see your eyes widen and a small smile poke through your cold facade. As you were distracted, the Vice-Housewarden walked up behind you and held your sides, making you let out a small snort

🧁 His eyes widened as you slapped a hand over your mouth before looking at him and shaking your head no. But how could he resist the gorgeous sound of your laugh?

🧁 Ever since that day, Trey loved to tickle your sides when you seem to be down in the dumps. That smile always makes him feel amazing

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╚═════ Jade Leech ════════════════════════════╝

🍄 Jade is known around Night Raven College for his off-putting smile and extremely calm demeanor, while you are known for your cold stare and firm expression

🍄 He and you were a very scary duo within the college walls, and even outside! Because of this, nobody has ever seen just how different you were behind your stern mask

🍄 A few months into your relationship, Jade had asked you if you could help out with cooking at Monstro Lounge, since they were going into their busy week because it was familial visitation day that Wednesday

🍄 You had your back to him as the Leech twin came inside the back from closing up the front and cleaning tables off with the assistance of his brother and a couple other workers

🍄 Jade smiled gently at you and laid down the washrag next to the sink and wrapped his arms around your midsection, making you look up from the counter-top with a cocked eyebrow. Your expression becoming neutral before feeling a familiar face nuzzle into your neck from behind

🍄 As the eel-mer kept rubbing his teeth and nose against your skin, you began to chuckle before it turned into outright laughter

"Oh~ Is my little S/O perhaps ticklish in their neck?~ How amusing~"

🍄 Your face heated up as your boyfriend kept messing with your ticklish skin, lightly grazing it just to hear you laugh and see your face erupt in a flustered pink and red with the most beautiful smile he had ever seen

🍄 You better look out from now on. Who knows when he'll strike again to tickle you?

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╚═════ Rook Hunt ═════════════════════════════╝

🏹 The main reason why Rook began to take a mass interest in you was how stoic you were. You would stand there as someone would blabber on and get angrier with others and just gift them your cold eyes

🏹 Did he mention your eyes? Oh! He loves seeing how dead they look around others but when either he came along, they would just beam with life

🏹 Rook adored watching you from the shadows, and because of how good he is at it, he know a lot about you. To the point that others believed he was clinging to you 24/7 like a parasite

🏹 And when he learned you were ticklish in the stomach, armpits, and in your feet? He just had to see you smile the same way you did when someone ran away in fear of your glare

"Oh, Mon glaçon! Where are you? It is I, your amour!"

🏹 You looked up from your book and gave your pleasantries to your boyfriend and motioning for him to sit down on your bed next to you. He presumed you wanted him to comfort you, so he sat down and laid his hat on your head, making you smile and kiss his cheek

"Mon seul et unique, do you believe in love at first sight?"

🏹 Peering back up at the hunter, you cocked an eyebrow wondering where that question came from. But, even with his S/O Rook was quite mysterious

"I suppose in some cases. Some people fall in love when their eyes meet and stay together till death, and some don't. Like I said, it kinda depends on the people."

🏹 Rook nodded and noticed how you raised your arms to stretch. And once the guy caught sight of your stomach poking out from underneath the hoodie he gave you, he smirked and began to attack your stomach with tickles

🏹 You began to laugh and yell at him to stop it, but Rook just ignored your pleas and kept up his attack. His own laughter then started to come out of his mouth, making you laugh even harder. The french accent was too much for you then!

🏹 When he finally relented and stopped tickling you, your face was completely flushed from laughing, pleading, and breathing heavily. Rook chuckled at you and booped your nose before laying your head on his chest and recant a tale of his first hunting trip with his family

🏹 He may be a pain in the ass, but he was your pain in the ass

(Mon glaçon ; My icicle / Mon seul et unique ; My one and only / Amour ; Love)

[streamat4am]

Gonna add to the sexual nsfw ask count 😬

How would Wednesday request to try something new in either Streamer Enid or Blanket AU? Like would she be 🥺👉👈 or 😐

for streamer enid? These mfkas are virgins, they havent touched nor had experienced touching each other AT ALL until wednesday came back from her lil author break so you bet there's alot of stuttering and fumbling and 🥺👉👈 "can we do this..."

Luckily, enid's 2 month hiatus from streaming allowed her to catch up some more intimacy wise with wednesday and they've moved past that obviously shy phase. They're still a bit tiny bashful and such but as they continue with the filming of lycoan curse, they're getting better!

blanket au?

Deadpan.

Wednesday knows very well that if she tries to beat around the bush, enid's tired brain from work will not understand and take it as something else so its simply easier to go straight to the point. Like sure she'll be a bit red in the ears but the two of them are used to it and its easier overall

[gallapiech]

Weekly Tag Wednesday!

what a week, huh? captain, it's wednesday. Thank you for the tags @deedala @burninface @spookygingerr @creepkinginc

name: Actually... I'm Santa.

age: Mr. Klim + 1

astrological sign: 🐏

upon which continent do you reside: Europe

tell us how you're feeling right now using 3-5 emojis: 😐😵‍💫🎉🥱

whats your favorite flavor of gum? I don't have a fav flavor tbh

whats the last movie you watched? D.e.b.s, pretty gay i'd say.

what was your worst subject in high school? Geography or French...

whats the job you stayed at for the shortest period of time? Worked at a packaging business for 2 weeks LMAO

whats your favorite thing to do at an amusement park? I loooove rollecoasters! I love the big scary ones!!! Rode some pretty crazy ones when I visited Spain a couple of years ago!

what condiments go on top of the perfect hot dog (meat or plant-based)? I have never had a hot dog in my life.

cincinnati chili, thoughts? just googled, sure is a lot of cheese.

do you sleep with a plushie? I doooon't, but I got a bunch of plushes on my desks n stuff. So they just watch me instead.

how do you feel about thunderstorms? I do enjoy the white noise of it all, but I always get a little scared that the power will go out or something 🤣

what's the last animal you touched? My dog :)

grab the nearest item with words on it that ISNT a book and tell me the final word: "Canada" It was on a label of a plushie, that's where it was designed.

have you ever forgotten to do an assignment until the night before its due? of course. 💀

@transmurderbug @transmickey @jrooc @jfragfan @sevvycubed

@lee-ow @ian-galagher @roryonic @spacerockwriting @doshiart

@deathclassic @michellemisfit & everyone else who i'm forgetting right now </3 if you've already done it ermmmmm oopsies!

[junior-stargazer]

So I just finished watching Wednesday again for the first time in a whole year right? Y'all I swear to you I swear to you all that Wednesday and enid liked each other through out the show, and to make this even better they realized they actually LOVED each other after the whole crack stone incident.

Anyone who tries to deny the fact that they could potentially like each other is a very concerning person that I would watch out for 🤫

Now I will say that the whole Tyler and Wednesday thing kinda made sense I can see where they are coming from, but like bro in all honestly I literally think Tyler manipulated Wednesday into thinking she liked him, we already know Wednesday isn't like an emotional person, and I would go as far as to say that she's actually emotionally unintelligent quite honestly. I mean it makes sense tho yeah?

She made sure she would never feel any sort of emotion for the rest of her life at the very young age of 6 years old that's like the most crucial time for a child and their emotional development bc they are actually seeing the world for the first time.

I think when Tyler said that she liked him that they were like showing feelings for each other I think she was like well if he says then it must be? Like ik that doesn't make very much sense since its Wednesday and she doesn't let other people tell her what to do or even influence her but like really think about it.

Now Xavier and Wednesday. There was no romantic anything between them at all I saw none, it was one sided with Xavier just liking Wednesday, I could not see one time she showed interest in him. I will admit at the very end when he gave her the phone that could have been like a 'romantic' interaction but it was very little. Plus the boys toxic sorry not sorry he really pissed me off the whole show, bc he tried too act like he was on her side but then dismisses everything she says and tell her she's wrong? 😐

NOW BACK TO WEDNESDAY AND END if they dont end up together then honestly Nexflix or the people making up the show hate gay people and yes I'm pulling that card I've never said this before but I am now bc bro THEY DO HAVE SO MANY ROMANTIC ENCOUNTERS like come on. If they dont end up together nothing will make sense about their interactions.

ENID LITERALLY WOLFED OUT TO SAVE WEDNESDAY!!! SHE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE COULD AND STILL WENT TO FIND HER!! IF THATS NOT LOVE THEN WHAT IS Y'ALL?? Bc who in their right fucking mind would go save a girl who insulted her, was mean to her, lied and manipulated her, AND put her in danger and not just like law danger like u could go to jail but actual potential possibly die and never have another chance at life danger, fantasy, TV show or not no one in their right mind would do that. Just saying.

And yes Enid and Ajax are like a thing but u gotta understand something not only could she be bi and was with Ajax bc she did actually like him a little more than she liked Wednesday and also bc he was there first plus Wednesday seemed interested in Tyler but theres a possibility she could be with Ajax bc of her mother, I mean the women is a bitch for goodness sake, Honestly Enid and Ajax felt forced and rushed, I thought that when I first watched it and i feel that now.

In conclusion I think Enid and Wednesday are more than freinds and rewatching the show just confirmed that 🤷‍♂️

[nix-for-kix]

MORE WENCLAIR SNAKE AU

……..because I’m obsessed (I’m just gonna like info dump all the thoughts in my head so be prepared)

So one day Enid is going on a jog around campus and she sees this big ass snake on the side of the road on the brink of death and brought it to Wednesday and was crying and was like “fix her” and Wednesday was like “Like Taxidermy ?” And Enid was like “NO “ and then she’s like “fine my uncle taught me the joys of electroshock therapy” and fucking zaps the snake and that somehow works and they keep the snake and Enid names her fluffy and Wednesday absolutely hates the name but then Enid says something like “Her middle name can be Nero if you want” and Wednesday stops complaining about the name.

Wednesday and fluffy have very similar reactions to thing Enid says.

Enid: *crying over dog videos*

Fluffy and Wednesday: 😐

Fluffy Wednesday and Enid all go out to the woods whenever it’s a full moon and Enid and Fluffy play and shit and Wednesday watches (if thing finds a picture like the one below on Wednesday’s camera role then she’ll blackmail him into silence)

One day Enid takes Fluffy to class with her because….

E: it’s her birthday

W: Enid you found her in the side of the road half dead there is no way you know her birthday

E: I do too

W: pray tell how

E: Ajax told me

W: Ajax ?

E: yeah I take fluffy to go on play dates with Ajax so she can socialize with other snakes :)

W: snakes are know to be solitary creatures ?

E: well fluffy likes them right girl

F: *slithers around*

E: see

W: …..ok fine but that still doesn’t explain how you know today is her birthday

E: Oh she told Ajax’s snakes who then told me

Ajax and Enid share snake care tips

Oh yeah forgot to mention that Fluffy is a full grown black and white ball point python so do with that what you will.

She escaped from a zoo near Jericho and since the mayor is freshly dead and the sheriff was a bit preoccupied with a certain Hyde incident a rouge snake was the last thing on his mind so Fluffy just kinda slithered over towards Nevermore and got fuckin bodied by a car

Thing and fluffy are besties

E: ah shoot i forgot something in class, Thing could you watch Fluffy for a bit

T: (thumbs up)

E: you’re the best

*fluffy and thing look at each other*

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*Wednesday and Enid walk in seeing Thing riding Fluffy like a horse a tiny cowboy hat and bandana on the disembodied hand*

So even though Wednesday will never outright admit it, Fluffy has definitely grown on her. Like she loves that snake.

E: Wednesday have you seen fluffy ? I cant find her anywhere and its time for her to go to the vet for a check up

W: *in bed under the covers* and what make you think I know where she is

*covers move slightly as a bit of fluffy's tail peeks out of the covers*

*enid and wednesday just stare at each other*

E: *pulls back the covers to reveal fluffy tightly coiled around wednesday* really ????

W (to fluffy): I told you she would find out

F: *sad slithers*

Fluffy is the homophobic dog meme

Wednesday, Enid, Fluffy and Thing all watch movies together every Friday night after the Hyde incident it’s kind of a long-standing thing and very important to Enid. Wednesday acts like she could care less but if anything that she needs to do comes up on a Friday she reschedules or does it really fast to make at least some part of the movie night. Every week someone new gets to pick a movie so like Enid usually picks a romcoms, Wednesday always picks horror (the scream movies are her favorite) Thing picks silent movies, and Fluffy always picks Disney movies. One week it’s Fluffy’s turn to pick the movie but a new Scream movie had just came out and Wednesday really wanted to watch it so Wednesday bribed Fluffy

W: I realize it is your week to choose but might I interest you in this cinematic masterpiece

F:…

W: fine if you choose this movie I will personally find you a big juicy rat for you to eat from my collection

F: …

W: fine two

F: ….

W: you drive a hard bargain 3

F: *slithers approvingly*

W: pleasure doing business with you

Enid spends most of the movie curled into Wednesday’s side. (And while Wednesday did enjoy the scream franchise the werewolf practically sitting in her lap was a plus)

I am running out of space to write so imma reblog with some more

[mik0is0bored]

hi !! i keep meaning to slide into ur inbox but i literally forget. but look at me i'm remembering. everyone clap!!

i've been wanting to watch csm for so long but i'm lowk scared of makima... which is a lil funny but there u have it. also the fandom itself seems like it's rlly lacking in media comprehension so i might js get frustrated interacting with it.

BUT TO BE FAIR. i survived jjk. i'm p sure i can survive anything... eloquent sigh

speaking of which, not only am i still in shock that jjk ended but the past few days i've literally felt so sad seeing a pic of gojo, like it's slowly setting in... he's happy where he is but he's not coming back😭😭 i miss him sm

but the good news is !!! we still have s3 coming and he WILL be animated. we'll have new food. nom nom nom chomp.

alr that's all from me for now, i gotta get ready for the day massive sigh... i have to actually lock in today and start revising for my o-chem exam i'm gna end it all actually /j

have a great day !!

Hii!!

Honestly same with csm my friend said that like half the characters in the intro aren't even introduced plus I haven't even watched csm yet cus I watched silent voice (shouya is me (i didn't bully anyone trust😭🙏)) and my brother wanted to watch jjk so I'm rewatching season one w/ him plus I still gotta finish the walking dead...😐

But yeah frfr if we survive jjk we can pretty much survive anything tbh😔☝️

Yeah the jjk ending i have mixed feelings cus i feel like the last little bit of it was rushed but idk gege loves us fr🤭 but the funniest thing was how the final few panels was Mahito throwing a fit like i hate mahito sm but it's almost funny how much I hage him

Also yeah like I didn't like gojo all that much initially but I did feel bad for him cus he kept being taken away from Geto (plus his interaction w/ kenjaku omg😭🙏)

Plus about season 3 I think its being released in 2025(?) Like idk if I should be happy it's season 3 but then again Megumi's possession will more than likely be in season 3...😭

But we won't talk abt that🤭

Ugh ngl chemistry regardless of the level of the class is difficult cus i had a chem test Wednesday and I didn't even study (I did while I was painting but words of advice from a highschooler(being a highschooler is irrelevant but whatever): don't study and paint at the same time😭🙏)

Have a great day aswell<33!

[imaginespazzi]

Bestie hi! Its been far too long. I'll blame it on life being occupied with work and summer travel. In fact, just had flights for my trip connecting through DFW, and ofc thought of you now ha. How are you, all well?!

Shall I start w some rambling re the amazing new fic?: Just incredible writing/work overall, no surprise and Ive so enjoyed reading.

Really looking fwd to the reunion of P's mini and his Pookie! Perhaps he can let something slip a bit about their past to Stephie? She cant be the only one wreaking havoc with her mouth for once ha. The one year contract- how dare you 😅 I ached at all the parts referencing A's wishes for a partner. And P flinching at just the word family! Im still here trying to wrap my head around A ever not wanting to marry P, but I know youll end up connecting the dots beautifully (and remedying this outrage lol). Currently torn on whether youre evil enough to have P upset Stephie at any point in this 😐 the way it would kill everyone The flashbacks are always impeccable (painful)!

Other news/notes: P looked and did great at her appearances. That stylist really gets her and is phenomenal! Those idiots in love (affectionate) together in MT 😊. Azzi dear, the nails again, please.. the shorter hair is cute. Whew, that Hannah Hidalgo mess. Yikes yikes yikes. No girl. Though I did at least appreciate the numerous funny tweets that whole thing managed to create (and good clap backs). The recommendation is prob late now, I meant to mention a while back - saw 'Power of the Dream' and thought it was a good watch. So much respect for the players it covered. Boy, are we gonna need the WBB girlie pops to step up in a big way again this fall. Ugh

Thats all from me. Have the very best Wednesday! -☕️

Ah bestieeee hi I missed you! It has been a while and I'm glad to see that you're back <3 I'm doing pretty good babes, how's everything with you? I'm assuming there was no wife-sighting while flying through Dallas but just know I'm still rooting for the two of you!

YAY! I'm so glad you're liking it so far! Drew and Stephie's are gonna be like that one tiktok sounds where it's like "who are you?" "bitch i'm the owner of this house" but yeah it's gonna fun.

Liiiisteeeen Stephie can't be happy and joyful the whole time and Paige can be a bit of an idiot so like...it just writes itself you know? (The answer is yes btw I am absolutely evil enough if I choose to be)

ALL HAIL BRITTANY fr like thank god for that woman because she's really saving Paige from herself let's be honest. Also her makeup team is flawless.

THE NAILS lmao listen once was coincidence, twice? Oh Pazzi....

Ugh yeah that's so unfortunately like I really was and wanted to continue rooting for her but that shit's just gross and honestly lowkey made me kinda sad cause how are you like that in the year 2024 but I guess that's just life.

Ooooh I've been meaning to watch power of the dream and now that you're recommending it, I definitely will!

[killjoynest]

🌎 OPERATION HOT CHIMP

For TOO LONG the DD fandom has been in shambles, ppl arguing spreading misinfo, straying from the original concept etc. Remember when we were supposed to make Nananana the most viewed video on Youtube, yea that didnt pan out did it.

Well I believe i have a solution....🤯🤯

July 26 is going to be a WORLD WIDE DANGER DAYS BLAST. We're going to post fics, hcs, art, cosplays, vids etc to show ppl that were back with a force. 💥🙌

Im setting some ground rules for this content and all DD content going forward. ive thought about them for a while and i think theyre fair. new rules for OPERATION HOT CHIMP are as follows,

🦍 No sayin you wanna fuck Tommy chow/lo mein, witch or that clown guy

🦍 Vayas not going to fuck you either so just let that one rest

🦍 OCs are fine but no more crossovers. i dont think sherlocks gonn show up in the zones to say "hmmmm i have a mystery for...............PARTY POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

🦍 OC names can only have 2 words, noone cares how many dracks Toxic Orgy Bomb Shit Chromatic Biscuits Pie has killed

🦍 Tbh OC names should be more original in general, theyve all got named like Titty Detonator, for exmaple mines called Ricky Bobby (my fav will ferell movie), its laid back, funny movie reference etc also hes a racecar driver like the real Ricky bobby

🦍 Dr. Death Defyings real name is not "Steve." Its charles

🦍 Power Pup is made from DOG FOOD not "grinded up exterminators"

🦍 No more sayin Kobra kid is 🇬🇧british. Tbh the royals probably died in the wars, and thats a huge part of the "Being british package"

🦍 If you write/draw stuff about the four you HAVE to include the girl. "i dont like her shes boring" idc, the girl is the center of dd, she keeps fun ghoul from doin stupid stuff like sticking his dick in the mailbox and yellin "FORGIVE THIS BITCH"

Rn ppl outside the dd fandom make fun of us, sayin "haha its the wierd sewer of the mcrmy."

Thats bc they see the DD fandom as 💥💥💣🤮🙄🙄😑😐💣 But with OPERATION HOT CHIMP, i know we can turn it into 💿💃🍡🦍👈⛽🍆🤯🛴💰🗿

Call it CODENAME GORILLA when your around non-DD ppl (normies). We're going to blow their minds with the biggest blast the MCRmy has ever seen🤯🤯 July 26, write it down 📝

No this is not a joke....someone needs to straighten things up around here....might as well be me🤌

As Ricky Bobby said shake....and BAKE🤛

that post was NOT an invitation to send this to me 😭😭😭 proud witchfucker wednesday poster... you want me to abandon british kobra kid? my beloved mutuals british kobra kid? you want me to stop misinfo posting oh this is so sick and twisted

[gardenoblues]

Its funny how it seemed like Tyler was gonna let Wednesday go to the raven without getting upset, but when he learns it was with xavier he was like: "😮😞 got it. 😐 Hope you two have some fun 😶😑☹️🫤😕🙄 (he probably took the hint of wednesday not being too fond of xavier and assumed she would rather eat her own foot than go with him, but boom there it was, our girl giving in because she was interested if he was the one behind the murders or not. And tyler is not happy with this.)

If it was eugene he would probably be like "oh enjoy. Tell him i say hi." Cause he knows eugene is not a threat and harmless and wednesday treats him like a younger brother. But when he figured it was with xavier he was like; so you would rather go to the dance with that creepy elite than me? I thought you liked me?🥲😡🤬 why are u doing this to me?😞😐

[achromatophoric]

In a shack somewhere in Vermont, Wednesday and Enid interrogate an employee of their latest villain.

Wednesday: If you will not divulge their whereabouts, then I suppose your usefulness is at its end. Prepare to be drawn and quartered.

Henchman: 😭

Wednesday: *turns* Are you ready, mi lobita?

Enid: I was born ready!

Wednesday: Splendid. Shall I bring around the horses or—

Enid suddenly produces a pad of paper and a pencil.

Enid: *furiously sketches*

Wednesday: What. Are you doing?

Enid: Almost done!

Wednesday: 🤨

Enid: *stops* TA DA!

With a flourish, Enid turns the pad around to reveal…

Wednesday: A coin?

Enid: Uh, it’s a quarter. Like, obvi.

Wednesday: That is not a side profile of George Washington.

Enid: Well duh! That’s ’cause it’s Chappell Roan!

Wednesday: 😐

Enid: Oh c’mon! I’ve played her for you tons!

Wednesday: 😑

Enid: You know, like “Raise your hands, now body roll?”

Henchman: 🎵 H-O-T-T-let-me-go? 🎵

Both Wednesday and Enid turn to stare at the henchman.

Hopeful Henchman: 🥺

[stupidgtblog]

WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE AND ITS ONLY WEDNESDAY!

Like this literally is horrible 😐

Idk what else to say.

G/t isn’t even hitting rn it’s so bad.

YOU KNOW HOW BAD IT NEEDS TO BE FOR G/T NOT TO HIT?

[untitledselfpublishedcomicbook]

From Bisan broadcast channel, Wednesday November 8 11:17pm, the ground invasion is getting closer to them. 2 kilomiters is just barely a mile away. 😐

Just before she posted about how she use to wear different colour socks because she loves colour, and now its because of necessity and lack of resources. Now shes posting troop movements to keep her self safe and the world informed. I hope one day she and everyone else can have these happy memories back.

**Edit: theres been an update on Friday November 10th, she is alive. Thank god❤️**

[upsidedownwithsteve]

but your brain is superior for thinking about wednesday!reader x steve because you’re so right, everyone would think she hangs around with the gang because something is meant to happen with eddie but then it’s the perpetually confused and golden retriever steve who always follows her around. that boy would be literally so amazed by every dark and twisted thought she mentions-i can picture it so clearly 😭 don’t even get me started about everyone staying out til late and steve trying to give her a sweater or a scarf or something and she just staring very 😐 the second she understands he really expects her to wear his bright yellow sweater like steven come on you should know better at this point 😐

no stop cause I have an fic idea for that damn yellow sweater (thank u @theemporium) but BUT!!! everyone keeps her at arms length cause she’s so strange, right? but Steve’s just enamoured.

he tries to keep her warm and make her take his jacket but it’s the bright blue one and she’s like “are u insane” and Steve’s trying to explain its like five below zero and she’s all “I don’t feel the cold.”

and Steve’s just standing there like:

but he’s so iN LOVE