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look at this cool ass bird
its a bearded vulture, one the only birds that can eat bones
and now that i got your attention
YAOI JUMPSCARE
that is all
i apologise for jumpscaring you like that
#bird#bearded vulture#bone eater bird#cool ass bird#its such an awesome bird like omg#bearded vulture gotta be one of my favourite bird species#yaoi#south park#south park yaoi#creek yaoi#tweek x craig#tweek x Craig yaoi#yaoi jumpscare#im sorry
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I <3 scp dreams : sarkicism edition
(TW: MENTIONS OF ANIMAL DEATH AND SOME GRAPHICNESS/BL00D IN LAST SECTION)
every once in a while brain will rot so bad that I will have dream feat. favs (in this instance, the 4 klavigar - ion is mentioned by wife but isn't actually there😔)
Setting: Giant venue with tall ceilings, beams, and massive windows. It's almost like a smaller cathedral, now that I'm thinking about it. The hall has more structure to the right, moving into a large medeival dining area aswell as a western clothing store for some reason? With a large loft above the transition area. Birds are nesting there, just a pair of Canadian geese - but likely some smaller ones like sparrows or pigeons. If you have ever gone to cathedrals or just big old buildings in Spain, you know what I'm talking abt. There Is always some sort of birds in there.
Background infos/jolic try not to yap and actually get to the interesting part hard edition: So this was back in time where for some reason, the klavigar were hiding out in this venue far back in like medeival or sumn times idfk there wasn't any signs showing what era.
Lovataar and Orok:
Imagine, walking into said venue from the store side like "omg so wow" then you glance over to the main hall and theres a GIANT, ELABORATE SWISS ROLL. Like those cake rolls but with shitton icing and golden details , chocolate cake with berry filling Idk what the berries was. To the untrained eye, this is just a 3.5 story high 50 meter long Swiss roll. WRONG.
ITS FUCKING LOVATAAR. LOVATAAR IS A SWISS ROLL.
She dosent have a mouth or face or anything but she can talk, and she's talking to a much smaller Orok next to her. Instead of questioning why she is infact, a giant dessert, she is asking:
"Do we know where Ion is?" DUDE WHAT. I MEAN A FAIR QUESTION TO ASK BUT ID BE MORE CONCERNED ABT THE STATE OF YOURSELF.
She never changes back actually. She's a Swiss roll for the rest of the dream untill she just up and dissappears.
Nadox:
Nadox is only there for a snippet unfortunately, I wish he was there more being my fav klavigar and shit but all we see of him is just him napping in a very big, dead, leafless tree. It's inside somehow, and he's just curled up in the branches absolutely SLEEPING IT UP (snoring ofc) like.
Yass sir get that beauty sleep u deserve ong.
I think later on he was talking to Saarn but honestly I can't remember so much shit was going on this entire dream - the klavigars were just a little part of it.
Saarn:
If u know me well u are aware I don't really fw Saarn that much 😒 but omg this part of the dream changed my whole perspective on them like why she kinda awesome sauce now.
You may recall geese being mentioned at some point. This is important, as I was going to check on them at night in the dream. I'm walking up to the loft, hand on the ladder other hand holding a flashlight I'm about to hold in my teeth when.
To my left
Drip.
A tiny bit of blood falls from far above me and splatters on the wood floor.
A bit nervous - obviously who wouldn't be - I shine my light up towards the rafters when two silver eyes reflect back at me.
Its Saarn. Perched up on the ceiling beams, tail swishing below her(important to note, she is her animal/anthro design of mine in this dream) clutching a goose in her teeth. It looked like a very clean kill, no shed feathers or anything just hanging from her fangs.
Dude I was so scared I just stared at her for a hot minute expecting her to come for me next and just rocket down straight for my neck GOOD LORD SAARN WHY ARE YOU BEING SPOOKY.
I think the dream cut to another section at that point, but I continued seeing her out of the corner of my eye for the remainder of the dream. Just there. Stalking.
She kinda badass to me now tho like wowww I see u girlie.
Anyways, not much happened after that. Pretty cool tho, I really enjoyed seeing my hyperfixations in dreams. Thanks for reading!!<3
Psst. Fun fact. I'm gonna do a really in depth drawing of that saarn in the rafters desc. Stick around for that :3 (if I get the motivation to actually finish it ofc)
#scp#scp foundation#sarkicism#klavigar nadox#dream#scp fanart#klavigar lovataar#klavigar saarn#klavigar orok#dream art#artwork#nälkä
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What's your favorite dragon? I'll start, I LOVE Changewings! They're so cool and sneaky and they literally spit acid. I mean, how can someone not like them?!
i love this question omg
the deathsong’s and the rumblehorn’s designs are SO COOL (they’re bugs!!!!!) and the SILKSPANNER!!! ITS COOL AS FUCK!!!!!
and the deadly nadder’s and the stormcutter’s mannerisms are super super cool (they’re birds!!!)
and the timberjack’s wings are SO AWESOME
and the TRIPLE STRYKE do i even need to say any more??????
and snaptrappers omgggg
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being a ffxiv fan is awesome anytime i see a very tiny bird its like omg its meteion. meteion my bird daughter from the video game final fantasy 14
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Mimipon@AllThreeBirds: "OMG YOU ALL LOOK SO PRETTY!!" The Kyu bounced around the room, looking up at each of them with eyes full of wonder. "You must all be like superstars or something! I bet you famous and cool and rich and awesome and..." The kyu continues to list various things as the refuse to sit still. "So.so.so. What is your job?"
"I am a super star WELL MORE of a super model but I did think about maybe taking some acting classes to pursue my career - oh then I can be even more famous than now ah ~ " The articuno almost gloated happily before looking back to the small whisp "My feather's get groomed almost every week too look this shiny and crisp and in human form my hair gets done for every shoot, i do special skin care routines and-" she quickly snapped out of it
"Oh sorry for going off about myself - why were you here? Would you like me to sign something? Like a magazine or something? Of course you do!"
"Its a wisp...it cant even hold a spoon..." the zapdos murmured almost under his breath before the purple bird kept going
"But yes! I am a model pretty famous one too!" She happily motioned to herself before pausing almost forgetting
"And the other..two erm..." she awkwardly on spot tried to think of something before the two answered for her loud and clear
"We are in buisness..."
♠Ask hints
#CNOB chrono#CNOB ???#pokemon#pkmn#pokeaskblog#pokeask#pokeblogging#pokemon ask blog#pokémon#Pokemon Fanart#pokemon mystery dungeon#pkmn fanart#PKMN Oc#pkmnart#pkmn rp#pkmn blog#pokeblog#galarian moltres#galarian zapdos#galarian articuno
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u took my coffee quiz xD u were one of the first few people to do it i was so excited!!! tysm for the bird fact it was freaking awesome :3 i love birds and you seemed cool so i followed !!!! again ty 4 taking my quiz… :3…
OMG HII i'm so glad you liked my bird fact :33 the quiz was awesome i was so sleepy when i took it so i'm pretty sure a lot of my answers were just soupbrained ramblings but it was so fun :•]] now you will be subject to my deranged star trek posting [SUPERVILLAIN CACKLING SFX]
ALSO here is the finch in question. unfairly cute for an fella that actively has blood on its beak (it's called the vampire finch btw + most images of them on google are mid bloodfeast so fair warning for gore LOL)
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Istg whenever you answer asks I just have an urge to send you asks AAAAAH
So I am agin back with song recs
1. If I killed so.eone for you by Alec Benjamin for Ada dazai. Do need to say more?
2. Problems by mother mother for uu dazai (my bb 🥺) he trying to warn the reader be like
3. Reflections by neighborhood for pm!reader x pm!dazai. Idk why but they give me the vibes
4. Last but not deffo least, birds of feather by billie eilish. I already saw someone say this fitted dazai but OMG WHAAAT like it's sooooo Ada dazai coded!! The theme of death that is foreshadowing badlands sooo much. When I heard that song, badlands and uu dazai flashed b4 my eyes rinaaa. Your works truly haunts me
Anyways keep being awesome! [EXCITED FOR THE NEW INSTALLMENT OF CIVZAI though won't be able to read it till the day after it's posted :< ]
UGH STOPPPPPP OML I LITERALLY HAVE ALL OF THESE SONGS ON MY PLAYLISTS
if i killed someone for you is the MOST dazai song ever and problems :'))) "im a sinner, you're a saint. when we get to the pearly gates, you'll get the green light, i'll get the door in the face" " UGHHHHH
AND REFLECTIONS UGHHHHH IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE THE NEIGHBOURHOOD SONGS IT'S SOOOO THEM, EVERY TIME I LISTEN TO IT I PICTURE THEM
PLSSSS NOT WATERLOO HAUNTINNG U IM SORRY LOLLLLLL BUT YESSSS YOU'RE SO RIGHT ITS GIVING BADLANDS SO MUCH
ILYYYY <3333 the music recs always make me smile so big, i just sit here jamming and listening to them for like 15 min i love it
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ok its me again hi AAAHHHH this is so nice i feel so warm im lying on my bed kickin my lil legs i cant believe this thank you for being nice omgggg now im on a roll im gonna say things about julian hkdhjgdgjf
only one song really that i scanned the whole tag looking for to see if anyone said it before and i was so surprised that i didnt find it and i went to check the official playlists on spotify cause maybe its on there already and thERE ISNT ONE WHAT???? i had the muriel one liked on here and id never checked any other ones out lmao but like i swear there had to be one?? like maybe they made it first and its somewhere separately??? julian is like the most popular one how the hell does he not get a spotify list is that how this tag was created?? *gasp* am i discovering the ~fandom lore~
(just gonna say you dont actually need to answer any of that in detail dont waste your time gksgkydgjf im just screaming into the void cause i was so flabbergasted after those 3 whole minutes of research i put into this)
ANYWAY the actual song would be House of Wolves by our lord and saviour MCR! its so good for him with his whole Woe is Me drama king vibe lol and the plaguey thematicssss mmmm delicious TELL ME im a BAD BAD BAD BAAD MAAAAN aight you lil masochist i see u and the "you better run like the devil cause they never gonna leave you alone" you get it caUSE HES A FUGITIVE DO YOU GET THE DEEP UNRAVELABLE METAPHORS DO YOU GET IT DO YOU G aight shut up hkhfjtdy anyway
ok i lied jystfhte heres another one i just remembered i really wanted to put here its not new but just in case somebody hasnt seen it yet lmao its such a masterpiece ill do anything to give it its due here ya go
https://youtu.be/61HltPN_k3g
and the other thing im really glad to have seen people mention here is musical songs cause thats one of the things i love about him the most like yass we love a thespian king slay grl so then anytime im binging a musical there always come the intrusive thoughts of "aw hed love this one" and "oh hed be great for this role" like i went to see f-ing swan lake with my f-ing grandpa and one of the major takeaways i got from the experience was (UH IM GONNA PUT A SPOILER WARNING HERE? I GUESS? IN CASE ANYONE CARES HELLO JULIAN BAD ENDING SPOILERS AHEAD DO MOVE ALONG NOW IF YOU DONT LIKE THAT AVERT YOUR GAZE CITIZENS LMAO LIKE YOU HAVENT SEEN FANARTS N ADS ALREADY ALRIGHT ALRIGHT) "omg jules would be so perfect as that bird guy villain IN HIS BIRD GUY SHAPE TOO OMG WITH THE WINGS ON STAGE THIS IS AWESOME WHY CANT I DRAW GOOD GODDA-"
anyway hed love hadestown (hed at least try to cast muriel as hades cause hes perfectly intimidating for it but theres way too many lines which okay Maybe but AND he has to sing???? nah hes out bkgdhkdt) i dont know what hed think of pierre natasha & the great comet cause its maybe a little eccentric i suppose but i think hed appreciate the cultural roots of the vibe with him being fantasy ruso-slav-ukrainian-whatnot heritage i reckon and hed definitely have a blast at a live performance and hed ABsolutely join in with the actors in between the rows at some point and theyd ABSOlutely let him cause hes that good and game recognize game cmon hes gonna show you amateurs what a real kazotski looks like
i can also see him enjoying sweeney todd, for its delightful edgyness, maybe even some themes relatable for him, and his sappy ass would SO memorise Pretty women to whip it out at an opportune serenading moment khgdturshc im so cringe and loving it
well i cant think of any more shows to throw him together with so thus ends my soliloquy wow i cant believe thats how you spell that anyway i hope anybody who knew what the hell im talking about enjoyed all that jgfztits see you in another 20 minutes when i come back like "AND ANOTHER thing-
Yay, it's the character song essays anon!! :D
I'm glad to see you back, and I will once again be re-linking the song you shared below and adding your suggestions to the tag ^.^
And frankly, I'm 76% certain that one of Julian's love languages is theatre, especially musical theatre. That could be tickets, that could memorizing the lines from one of this favorite scenes and reciting it back to him, it could be showing up to every single performance he's involved in :)
I'm glad to see you back in my inbox, friend, feel free to message me if you ever want to obsess over the characters together! Cheers -
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Honestly my expectations for episode one of v9 were below sea level and I was pleasantly surprised. Was it good? Not sure I’d say that. But it wasn’t worst case scenario bad. The mice are lame and dumb imo I honestly hate Little and all the comedic moments involving them fall flat for me. But Blake and Weiss get to talk about not Yang. Weiss is emotionally scarred from what happened and Ruby has a dramatic emotional response to learning about Penny. I wish it was more serious and less comedic as a whole and I’m really sick of these outfits. I hope Neo dies and I hope Jaune dies I’m so tired of them and I don’t know how I feel about this mystery girl we see in the intro. But by and large it wasn’t worst case scenario
Yeah you've basically listed all the moments I enjoyed. For me personally, the problem lies in Volume 9's messy tone being the worst case scenario. In a vacuum, absolutely, I love Weiss grappling with this trauma, Ruby fainting, Yang thinking she might have died... but these moments don't exist on their own and what surrounds them actively undermines the impact of each emotional beat.
Yang: "Yup I thought I was dead. No, you don't get to see me coming to that realization, or grappling with it, or trying to recover from learning differently. Why would any of that be important?"
Ruby: "I've fainted at the horror of my friend dying again. And now we're pretending I'm fine. No one has offered me any physical comfort, or pressed the 'Are you okay?' question, or waited until I'm conscious to have a key conversation about our survival here. The writing did the work of having me faint. Why would the details surrounding that matter?"
Weiss: "I'm traumatized by our fight and cannot discuss it. Wooooo go, Blake! Yeah! Awesome! You get your weapon! 👏🏻📣🎉🤸🏼♀️🎊Yup. Still traumatized. Why? Can't you tell? Omg lol an army of mice has captured us. How wacky IS this place??🤪 I am crying. So traumatized. This is an incredibly difficult time for me. [Next episode] Wait, Yang, you got your arm stolen by a purple racoon? Hilarious!"
I've got an example I want to give in my recap of how to do humor in an otherwise dark story, but tl;dr this is not it. The absurdity of so much of the episode -- the mice, the dodo bird, vine traps, Weiss acting as cheerleader, etc.--messes with the work the rest of the episode is trying accomplish. None of which even considers larger, series long questions like, "Why should I buy into Ruby's devastation at Penny's second death when she never reacted to her resurrection?" What surrounds these moments is just as, if not more important than the moments themselves and RWBY failed tonally in its premiere. Pretty spectacularly imo, which is precisely what I was afraid would happen.
To continue with the ever present baking comparisons: we're all eating a cake that, yeah, has some really nice pockets here and there. It's a good cake! ... provided you ignore the cloying, gummy, overly sweet icing that's covering the entire thing and slathered between every layer. Some fans are going to carefully dissect their slice, peeling off the inedible parts, nibbling the remains and praising the bake. Me? I'm looking at the slice as a whole and going, "I can't eat that."
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Nightjars
They're a nocturnal bird family or something. Birbas!!
Great-Eared Night-Jar
Look at him go! He looks like a little dragon guy omg. That tiny ass beak does not look like its mouth.
This birba's face is so flat and like "u wot"
And it scream. Look at it go!!
It's so fucking cute. omg.
Standard-Winged Nightjar
Excuse me sir, what are those?
This man looks like a cat toy ngl.
Like, I feel flexed on.
Look at it go. It's popping off.
Least Nighthawk
omg baby. look at it. it baby!!
And there's baby in camo mode.
Yes baby, pop off.
Also, those wings look slick af. Quality baby popping off committing crimes. Birba!!
Rufous-bellied nighthawk
That birb is such a birba. It's so cute squished up like that. Almost looks like it's wearing a little outfit or something.
And there is birba popping off in camo. Very birba. Fucking adorable.
Sickle-Winged Nightjar
That name ain't lying, that is very sickle wing.
I have no idea why its wings are like that. Wikipedia said it eats bugs and likes to glide near the ground.
Pennant-Winged Nightjar
Omg, that bird is majestic. Like, those long extra feathers are awesome.
Look at it go! That's such a striking silhouette, it looks almost like a fusion between a butterfly and a jet plane.
That guy's fucking awesome, gonna be completely honest.
Scissor-Tailed Nightjar
Omg, that this's also majestic.
Like, look at this handsome guy with that handsome ass tail. That's so pretty and awesome, holy shit.
This guy could totally pass for a dragon or some shit in fight. The silhouette is just really good and striking. Like, pop off little man.
Eared Poorwill
omg look at him!! he has whiskers!
Little man has whisker-ass-looking things. Kinda looks like a mouse or something. Baby!
Sulawesi Nightjar
I love this guy's face. That is an awesome face ngl.
Donaldson Smith's nightjar
This guy also looks like a little dragon man.
Those spiky things on the beak look cool. I have no idea whether they're just for show or are actually sharp.
I love this picture. She prowling. The wing colors and patterns are also really cool.
Star-Spotted Nightjar
She crusty.
Normally not a big fan of spots, but this one just works.
Bonaparte's nightjar
This bird kinda looks like my dog. Automatic 10/10.
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i ran out of images in the first part (to no ones surprise) BUT IM HERE NOW, CONTINUING THE EPISODE
...All The Times They Didn't Kiss - AU Edition?
"you might as well submit a love request" PLSSS GUN HAS SO MUCH MORE CONFIDENCE THAN TINN COULD EVER HAVE
that's the wrong finger, buddy
HELL YES MV TIME
...well thats kinda boring
they just growl lightly at each other instead of the chinzhilla tribute
THANK YOU PORRRR
EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU POR, TOGETHER NOW
THANK YOU POR
HIS LITTLE "whee" AS HE JUMPED DOWN- BRJDFG I LOVE HIM
HIS NEURODIVERGENCE IS STRONG
i can see inside gun's brain rn
hes like 'dont freak out dont freak out dont freak out this is normal this is fine I WANT TO KISS HIM- no shhhh, calm calm calm you are calm breathe in and out, in and out, aaaaAAAAAAA-'
"it makes you feel warm as if im hugging you all the time" GERJDGN
I LOVE HOW MUCH CONFIDENCE THIS TINN HAS
soundwin standing next to each other 👀
i love the recreations of some of my favourite lines but from different voices, this is very funky
hes so... cool now. there's no other word for it.
SOUNDS SILLY LITTLE HEAD BOP GJERNDGJ I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH
TINNSOUND HEADBANGING!! GEORSGL
I LOVE SEEING TINN JUST BEING SILLY AND DANCING AROUND THE STAGE AND HAVING A GOOD TIME
hes too precious
we need to protect por at all costs
i love him so much
pls it takes me so long to watch these, im on 2/4 and its already 12:40am
Neurodivergent Bird Sit
TIW FIDGETING WITH HIS HOODIE BLANKET
this is so strange
tinn being reprimanded
por and gun standing on the side of the principal's desk
gim the principal
photjanee the concerned and awesome mother
sound standing at the desk next to tinn
win standing behind, part of the group but not really, kind of new to this, keeping a stoick expression with his arms crossed
its strange
bro if people would start randomly playing live music during class time i think most classes would celebrate
i know i would
live music is awesome
and that song is a banger
THE MOTHER SOLIDARITY OMG
WE HAD MISSED OPPORTUNITIES FOR PHOTJANEE/GIM FRIENDSHIP
I WANT TO SEE THEM GIRLBOSSING AND SLAYING AND BEING INCREDIBLE AMAZING MOTHERS AND WOMEN
PHOTJANEE WAS ALREADY ICONIC AND NOW SHES EVEN MORE ICONIC I LOVE HER SO FREAKING MUCH
"i needed to close the shop to handle you here! you keep causing trouble. i told you, didn't i? do whatever you want but dont put me in trouble" HONESTLY? GO OFF QUEEN
"wont you fight for me mum?" "i wont! im not as kind as those mums in the series!" im so sorry maam, i hate to break it to you, but you... you're a mum in one of those series
KIND PRINCIPAL, STRICT MOTHER, I LOVE THIS
CLOSING THE CLUB FOR ONE YEAR???? JEEZ DUDE, NEVER MIND ABOUT THE KIND PRINCIPAL THING
gun's very vague plan which is the exact plot of the canon series, but bc hes gun hes explaining it very haphazardly to por and its very funny
"your baby" "...why are you so eager to speak in english?" "why? i can do so. im good at it, whats your problem" first of all, iconic. second, yes youre very very good i love you youre amazing and better than most english speakers (i know he only said two words, shut up, i need por to know hes doing good). third, im desperately hoping this is somehow related to something tiwpor
im rly rooting for more canonical tiwpor in this au
maybe some handholding
perhaps a cheek kiss
possibly even a kiss kiss (PLEASE P'AU)
"love while lighting the candle is like going to school in the rain" did the quote change or was this a translation error. cos thats not what tiw said.
OHH OKAY POR SAID IT WRONG
"it's the same anyway. i just said it backward, not a big deal. it's a mix of languages, you know. im not good at thai, im not fluent" interesting (picture the fish on my icon stroking my chin) very interesting
THE OTHERS' INSTRUMENTS
i think
are those all just gun's dad's?
i mean tinn's dads
this is confusing
in this scenario is tinn's dad still an author aspiring musician?? or is he a musician? or is tinn's dad dead in this scenario but gun's isnt?? explanations pls and ty
or is that sound's electric guitar and yo's acoustic and stuff
gosh freaking darnnit im tired again, why does my body keep doing that to me
im gonna post this and go to bed and finish it like. tomorrow afternoon.
gejbsegdh i really feel like im gonna feel like im missing out but i cannot keep my eyes open
goodnight folks, i hope you all enjoyed the episode! bye byeeeee
#quodekash watches our skyy 2 despite desperately needing to sleep#soundwin#winsound#satangwinny#winnysatang#satang kittiphop#winny thanawin#tinngun#guntinn#geminifourth#gem4th#gemini norawit#fourth nattawat#my school president#my school president the series#tiwpor#tiwsonpor#markford#mark pakin#ford allan#ford arun#prom theepakon#captain passatorn#yo msp#msp yo#pat msp#msp pat#phat msp#msp phat
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27, 31 and 45 for the personals asksss :33
27: whats a sound u hate n a sound u love ?
A sound i hateeee isss. My school bell oh my godddd itsliterally a jumpscare every period its this awful alarm like BEEEPPPP BEEEPPP BEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEP and its always 6-12 beeps and its loud and annoying and u cant talk over it and it lasts like 30 seconds and it sounds AWFUL i literally dont know why they changed it from a normal bell it SUCKS.
A sound i love tho issss god fuck so many sounds. I love tje sound of my cat powrring up when hes like mbr ??? And the sound of birds in the late afternoon and the sound of distant cars and the sound of rain and the sound of the jrwi intro omg it slaps and the sound of my friends laughing at my jokes and the sound of people singing for fun and the sound of a friend playing music for someone else and the entire sound of the life is strange soundtrack and the sounds of the sea and the sound of water moving when ur under it and the sound of life being awesome :333
31: smell the air, what do u smell ?
Probably not a good time to have had my smell fucked up by covid 2 years ago 😭. Uhhhh i guess whatever my room smells like (which im ngl is probably sweat) anddd the smell of outside which i also cant rlly smell and the faint smell of my breakfast which was cereal and i just finished eating anddd oh oh oh and the smell of that cheap coloured like plasticine clay thing bc i got some bc its fun to fiddle w
45: whats the worst injury youve ever had ?
Ok so probably kinda boring bc ive never had anything that bad actually lol but the worst is probably from the scar on my forehead ive had since i was like 4 bc me n my family were on one of those cave tour things and i was a little toddler so was running and i tripped andd my head split open. Kinda boring bc i dont remember a lot of the details bc i was 4 but i remember being covered in blood and also getting an icecream so id stop crying
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shit in my brain
puts evil sinister shit that fucking kills you evilly
the fucking sofia the frist theme song?? it wont go away ever since i heard it the first fucking time on tele its been in there its been in there and its been talking to me about ,,village alright :screaming_face: what are emoji names :Smiling_face_with_heart_eyes: best name 100
there once was a man from nantucket or something like that, idk if its the start fo a joke or part of a song i dont even remember where i heard it i hate it. i bet that man is BITCH man, who gets HIT by CARS
YOU KEEP SAYING GADZOOKS AND I AM ACTUALLY GOING TO REMOVE YOU,,,, /I WILL SPIN REAL HARD REAL FAST AND POUR YOU OUT LIKE MILKSHAKES AND I WILL SELL YOU LIKE LEOMNADE AND MAKE EVERYONE ELSE THINK GADZOOKS.WHO THE FUCK SAYS GADZOOKS SHUT THE FUck up
the cavtown lemon boy song no notes its jiust in there
the fucking bird man from that cgi kids show with the cowboy cat and the fucking bird guys says 'i am the deputy' shut up i bet you also get hit by cars you fucking whore bird
a fucking tune i heard on i think a complation of tiktok videos on youtube? i dont,,fucking know how to say it i think the tune comes from something else but its like happy-go-lucky and almost bubbly but more like HHHUUURGGGGHH yk
the um the fucking lunch song fro m the show with the mermaid kids and the big orange fish guy\
the steven universe intro song
idk if this one cou nts because i barely remember it but its fucking plaging me, a dnf fan animatic,, i dont remember what it was about i think it MAYBE had a south park sound clip over it?
OH MY GOD this one
when i was a small little itty bitty i watched minecraft videos religously and i watched one with i think two guys who were running around in a big tall stone maze and fucking fnaf robots were chasinbg the,m (i think that spawned my old fear of the fuckinbg chicken)
THAT ROBOT SPIDER MOD FROM MINECRAFT. there was a red one and a black one and you could ride them it was awesome
the fucking crystal/glass dimension in i think orespawn? with the big floating eyes ,,dreamcore shit
this one youtube channel that was a girl, her younger sister and her dad playing with toys? i link the word victorious to it but idk why? i think maybe one of them was called victoria????maybe??????
an episode of the cat in the hat cartoon where one of the little goblin boys vored the cat and the two kids
speaking o f vore :(
i watched multiple vore videos on youtube without knowing it was vore when i was still new to the internet
the one i remeber ther most was called dragon catch i think????i had no fucking idea what i was watching but there was a dragon and i like dragon so i click
I FOUND IT DRAGONCATCH.INC
its only six years old and that insites fear in me was i relay thta fucking old when i wtahfced tha i though , ,,it was like three two five one two one two one two one years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also another idk if it was actually like weird and funky?? but
there was a dinosaur or maybe a dragon but probably a dinosaur(???) and a human and i guess they were buddies and another BEASTIE showed up so BEASTIE #1 put the human in its mouth??? thats all i remember from that one
a fucking
omg a fucking episode of nicky ricky dicky(hahapenis) and dawn where they broke into someones house,,and a dog was there i think\
i vagleuy tremember the charatcers from a roblox rolepley on youtube i used to watcvh,, it was in royal high and there was ,,,drama !!!
i went to a thing????? i went to um,,,uhhhh oh this one will be a whole thing
ok me and my brother wenbt to like a place where special needs kids stayed for a little bit like almost a camp thing but only like for a week i think
the first day i got SASSED by two kids that i had to share a room with
and at some point i found a green arm in a toybox(LORE LORE LORE LO)
and we as a group made paper art with coloured paper (????) by cutting it and stuff and some BASTARD,,i will call him BASTARD, fucking snatched my BEAUTIFUL paper art and ran uop the stais. and he looked down at me all BASTARDly-like and ripped my LOVELY STUPENDIOUT art in half ;( it was so sad
i wanted to skin him and i still do THAT REMINDS ME OF ANOTHER THING but theres more of this first
and near the end of our outing the same,RAT BASTARD,,PINCHED MY LEGS IN A POOL
i was so fucking mad i want to pummel him
i will fucking find him i will find him and eat his hair
ok at one of the schools i went to my brother had a friend and he fucking trapped me under some chairs and wouldn t let me go until i let him kiss me
i really need emojis for this wait
these are NOT emojis i will cry
ok no emojs
but the SAME FUCKING GUY caught a skink once and let everyone see it but me ;(
i am still so pissed about that the first thing but also the second thing i never see skinks theyre so speedy and stick and camoflag camoflauge camoflauge how do you spell that fuck
camoflauge thats right right? camo flague falge camoflae
one time i broke into my neighbour s house but they were chill i think i dont actually rememebr im pretty sure they were
um what else
one time i stole a bottle of vitamin pills and hid under my bed and fucking ate them all like a fucking creature
MORE THAN one time i had kinda,,,kinda,,,,,,,wierd,,portal; dreams
i feel violated whenever i have dreams like that why would you do that ;(
;)
but still what the fuck
ALSO
i rememebr a fucking ,,sorry,,THE fuckign serires of ngithmares i had when i was just a small about fucking purple-starfish-slenderman-demigorgon-dude who kept trying to GET me. i hate him. i am very violently pressing the full stop button .because of all my agner and hatred for purple-starfish-slenderman-demigorgon-dude . rage and fury
SKYLANDERS
i played skylanders a lot
we had um the little round by with the guns and the eagles boy with also the guns and the purple ,,othe rpurple and blue dragon guys?
the fucking blue dragon looked like the blue horse from my little pony
speaking of
i OH MY GOD memories are flowing right now
i watched a SCARY my little pony animation when i was small
ok i do need emojis wait
😱😱😱😱😱
and another time i saw mlp porn
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
the fuckign site im getting my emojis is GLICTHY >:( this is your fiucking falut IM SRYR I DFIDNT MEAN IT FORGIVE ME FPEL
ok and nother time umguck wait i forgiot
OK i forgot the one i was gonna say after that
Ae Be Ce De E Ef Ge Aech Iye Jay Kay El Em En Oh Pe Cyoo Ar Es Te You Vee DOUBLE-YOU Ex Why Zee
like all of them have e this is the opposite of discrimination but still bad
like
my fucing chrombook is so warm right now i fear it will explode i am DONE, witth his art
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good song oh my least faovurite thing ever is being buried alive actually so thats fun okay man loving the creepy vibes you couldnt have made dean spill even one drop while drinking cmon oooh damn myhsteryy oh my god the fucking busty asian brunettes magazine waittt wait wait is it castiel time?? is it gonna be castiel time soon?? im so excited oh oh oh its happening???? is it??? ok well the white car when dean has died okay dean well that was an honest ass confession bobby i love you im so happy you tried to kill dean twice, your carefulness and rationale are so awesome i love you sammy omg aplease yessss lmao girl i love you that shirt omg tuiohnjuoigbnfhoiu ghmmm ikm,kgmkhnjgfipsonhn why he gotta be so pent up and still literally panting omgfadhjugu im so normala aobuty aehiom bobby i love you im gonnaa,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, im gonagag make yo ui ghmmmmm no i shant say sams fucking microaggressions make me insane wait no i meant micro-expressions gjfga im supposed to be like drawing stuff but i cant help but comment on everything ooooh good music i hate it when they fight in such a calm manner graghh bobby i love you and your friends you are so amazing okay i honestly love this change of pace where the woman is so forward with dean and dean is the uncomfortable one CASTIELLLLLL YEAHHHH FUCK PAM DONT FUCKING DIE THOUGH I LIKE YOUU PERKY NIPPLES? isnt it usually your boyish charm? dean youre gonna fucking eat shit when you find out its a fucking angel motel with a ceiling mirror again sammy its honestly quite hot that youre just going to kill them and disobeying deans wishes like that castiel?:) castiel tonite?:) dean how are you not half deaf already is my question girl these brothers lie to each other like its their 9 to 5,,, honestly hester fits rtight in WAIYT WAIT GOOD SONG FROM FALLOUT NEW VEGAS!!!!!!! HELL YEAHHH THAT GAME HAD SUCH GOOD SONGS OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING SICK HONESTLY HOW CASTIEL IS JUST BURNING PEOPLES EYES OUT SAMMY BABYGIRL did you lie to dean about not practicing your magic? did baby boy lie again? honestly love that hes doing this shit wait has sam been fucking ruby? is that not the implication here? bobby u love you swinging youre deetsies jgjagjf casteiul??? elloo??? baby bird cmon?? FIUGHWGIUFDSIUJJJJIGHIOJIOJHJIGFJHSJHNNHINIHNNNINIPSP0R9R9IUJYIJTIJ90WYVSDYIOSRORLÖS CSASYTIELALLL!!!!!!!! UYEYSSSSS OH MY GOSD WAHT IS THAT BVVOICE OH MY GOS I FROGOT THAT HE HAD A WEIURD VOICEE WAIT HJE LOOKS A BIT LIKE BRAD PITT CASTIEL GFJ KIJFHIONOI make out alreaddy godd CASTIEL WHAT A FUCKING READ DAMN lmaooo imagine god brings youi back from dead just to make you his little worker ant😭😭
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Do u know every woman should identify with a crow because they too love to collect shiny stuff✨ (anybody who loves shiny stuff should be called Crow from now on and also because crows are cute and they do little rolls and fly up and roll down again😭♥️ they are so adorable, and women are beautiful and adorable. In Norway we have this saying called "stupe kråke" something like that taken from crows doing that thing. Its when u do a roll over with your hands down and roll forward with your head down, nature and it's animals is awesome!! Look at the world through a child's eyes u find treasures in every little moment✨.
Crow "Omg look at that shiny penny over there!! I will add that to my collection of treasures!"
They def autistic, should we call every autistic person a crow from now on because autistic people have hyperfixations and some collect shit too that they are hyperfixated on!
I can't believe some people in this country shoot crows because they find them annoying😭 and it's overpopulated with crows. Did u know u could also make crows attack someone if u want? U can make a crow army to make them hate someone, crows remember people they hate/love and will make other crows hate/love them. It's so cool! Brain of a crow is 8 years old I read somewhere. Really smart birds🖤🐦⬛.
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Totally understandable ive been dealin with long work & other stuff so i feel ya. My energy levels have been all over the place. Ooh have fun in alicante! Right? Like hey im here sorry ive just been havin a time. Love discord. Hell yeah good times with good friends is always phenomenal news. Oh? Kudos for that there should be a badge for not having gulls try to steal your food. Australian magpies are notoriously asshole birds there's a whole chunk of time called swooping season where they get so vicious that mail people have to wear thick helmets to protect their head. Theres like. So much to learn in history & having adhd makes it hard so i have to pair it with like. A podcast or something to focus but it has grown on me recently too. Wish i could say the same of geography. Cool teachers are the lifeblood of learning i had so many cool science teachers. Thanks! Wolfie & kafka are my other goals of characters to get where i dont have them. Ive just been trying to catch up on the story & finally finished the luofu story. Building characters for me is just yeah this works i dont focus so hard on it anymore. No time for all that. I used arctic fox purple dye which allowed me to not have to bleach my hair so maybe thats an option? Im so ready for furina i have like. 335 wishes ready. I like team building in star rail its more. Relaxed than in genshin it feels like. Pela stays because her debuff is so helpful especially on the luofu. Bye pesky mara struck revival buff. May the courage to wear your choker in public come to you. I have & get compliments when i do. & may the future bring still easy exams for you
thankies ajskdglskjf as you can see it happened Again. ahhhh. school. AND THANK YOU IT WAS EXTREMELY FUN!!!! much better than my first trip there. got to eat SO much spanish food and omg i love all of it. not a single dish i disliked. plus i got to get my needed dose of the sea again! much more than my needed dose, in fact. we went to the beach EVERY EVENING. ive never been by the sea at night b4 and its such an awesome experience...... esp with the besties........... BUT AHEM. ANYWAY. YEAH DISCORD REALLY IS GREAT IN THAT WAY. and thank you o7 i also managed to avoid being robbed by them this time, despite the fact i was literally eating a salami sandwich next to an entire SWARM. every day i thank my luck for that. AND OH GOOD LORD????? HELMETS????? friendliest australian animal i guess 😭😭and ahhhhhh i feel you on that. luckily being diagnosed with the 'tism makes it so that teachers are obligated to let me draw during lessons so at least thats nice. and tbh with geography its funny cos like. i dont really Care about it but 1. its probs one of the easiest extensions and 2. i have an epic prof so i ended up liking it quite a lot as well. AND FOR REALLLLL tha AMOUNT of subjects ive never had a solid opinion on bc of how dependent it is on the teacher. for example my current teacher somehow managed to make me like PE. which feels illegal and yet. anyway, moving on! GOOD LUCK ON GETTING THEMMMMM wolfie has never left my team since i got her. shes op. the luofu story was so good................ tbh i dont rlly know what going on in hsr rn since i for real havent logged in since the release of luofu's last act and am not really planning to but Oh Well. i treat building chars the same way tbh [other than in honkai where i Do actually try to get good gear], i usually dont bother doing anything with my chars if im not outright struggling. not worth my time. AND AHHHHH THATS SO EPIC....... im still hovering around 175 since i havent really played recently but ahhhhh im hyped. and yeah i agree, i feel like its. Easier. to get a good team in hsr than in genshin, not to mention building it. since in genshin a lot of teams are dependent on 5* like raiden for example. who i Do Not Have, by the way. maybe one day. yeah pela IS great omg. AND THANKIES!!!! THE MOMENT I GET EVEN MARGINALLY MORE CONFIDENT ITS OVER FOR EVERYONE. and, once again thx o7!! i managed to get 100% on a chemistry short test so im gonna treat that as a good sign
#also ive been OBSESSED with ''im in love with the villainess'' recently. god. such a good series#asks#pen pals
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