#its preposterous

[deus-and-the-machina]

hythlodaeus be like "teehee I hope I can be of some use" *clean headshot* 😊

bitch they wanted you for the aether-centric governmental position I know you think your curmudgeony cunt husband is amazing but stop selling yourself short its a slippery slope to sacrificing yourself to make god smh

[casualavocados]

Why did you do it? I don't know what you're talking about. I was drunk that night, and you told me you would always look at me— You want to get back at me, right?

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 09

[hermitdragons]

Mumbo!

As a dragonet, he always loved puzzles and machines and creating things, and finding little opportunity for that in the rainforest, he decided to leave so he could do more of what he loved. Fearing that dragons wouldn’t take him seriously due to being a RainWing, he decided to disguise himself as a SkyWing. His disguise is very easy to see through, but it has worked well enough and he has built a good reputation for himself as a vault designer. He met Grian when they were both commissioned to design a rich dragon’s mansion (as an architect and vault designer respectively) and have been friends ever since!

He has also, unfortunately, been stuck with the name “Mumbo Jumbo” ever since.

[thegreatyin]

behold: the ultimate sketchy yin art antics. now featuring the scoundrel's final form (a bat having an existential crisis)

[dancing-with-stars]

why do i drink coffee and then fall asleep ?? WHY DOES COFFEE HAVE NO AFFECT ON ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT BE SLEEPY ???

[mysteryampharos]

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[bookwyrminspiration]

Hi! Yale-Ivy Vacker-chang is the mpreg child of Garwin and Alvar. Garwin was the omega.

Where did she come from? Well....let's just say sometimes people get up to various shenanigans on discord, namely ones involving garvar. And mpreg. And twilight. I wasn't online when she was brought into existence. I saw the train of chaos I leapt onto it, like the clown I am.

Signed,

One of the various co-parents of Yale-ivy. We share custody I think.

Okay cool cool got it! When Alvar was sneaking away it wasn't just to work with the Neverseen he was also visiting Garwin in the Forbidden Cities. Or was Garwin visiting the Neverseen? Is this child growing up around humans with one of her fathers just popping in and out of her life from time to time (or hanging around there a lot and just being Weird and Different), or is she being raised like in the Neverseen alongside everyone else. Did Fintan ever get stuck with babysitting duty? A lot of questions are being raised here.

Do the rest of the keeper characters ever find out about her? If so how and what are their reactions? How do Fitz and Biana feel about having a niece? how do Della and Alden feel about having a secret granddaughter they just didn't know about? How does Sophie feel knowing one of her bullies mpregged a child into the world with one of her kidnappers?

also as the current resident twilight mutual I'm so so curious how twilight factored into all this

[anotherpapercut]

my best advice to anyone who's still in middle/high school is to make your teachers think you are the nicest sweetest purest little goody two shoes on the planet so that you can get away with breaking rules fairly openly bc your teachers either won't believe it or will view it as a very minor issue since you're the perfect student

[kendrixtermina]

If an IDF Soldier is talking, they are LYING. If any politician from the current Israeli government is talking, they are LYING

[ketzzzel]

me and @champuraddo 's ocs

[webvampzz]

WHERE ARE MY FUCKING WII DISCS 😭😭😭😭

[bastionbibi]

i never thought akai could reach another peak of peggability in m26 like i really thought his babygirlism has peaked in m20 but he proved me wrong yet again because LOOK at him

[glassamphibians]

this fuck around approach to school has quencies i fear

[aquilamage]

leif could sleep with 30 blankets and never overheat. god i wish that were me

[ventus-selphus]

oughh guess ill post this cuz why not

commission for my buddy @grandia-inferno !!! ty sigkin u da best

[fideidefenswhore]

I was curious if you knew of any good summary of the Seymour faction in 1536. I liked AB Files but is there a good one by a historian?

Bound to Obey and Serve? by Lauren Johnson is an excellent, comprehensive one, the longer version of the same article in the Tyndale Journal is even better.

The only aspect I would say she missed was the Seymour connection in the jury that convicted George and Anne Boleyn. There was Henry Courtenay, who was named conspirator by Chapuys, and there was also Thomas Wentworth, who was Jane's (maternal) first cousin. This is an aspect I hope another historian (or she herself, although I know of no upcoming Tudor books from this historian) expands upon; Johnson touched on the irony as far as it extended to Francis Bryan's involvement in this faction, and later assistance in the destruction of another of its most prominent members ('fortunate to escape imprisonment [in the Exeter Conspiracy], [yet Bryan] did so at the expense of his family [and] sat on the jury that condemned his brother-in-law Carew'). What was not mentioned was that Wentworth, also, was on the jury that condemned Henry Pole and, again, Henry Courtenay (both noted by Johnson as prominent members of the factional party of 1536) years later, again, in connection to the Exeter Conspiracy.